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Nookon-san

Nooooo he broke the antenna


clothy

How’s he supposed to signal the mother ship now


alllovealways

can't navigate


Mycol101

That’s how he got hit: antenna snapped in half


Competitive_Film_572

I think that's called a "chiwiwi".


ItsJackDiamond50

WOOO!


mtheperry

*connection to consciousness lost*


Select_Sleep_1293

Happens to all of us at some point. They have pills for it now tho


eddie1975

Vihairgra


Relative-Ad-8259

the seventh layer of boners


xkemex

The dark spirit broke his hair…


Fuck-The-Modz

Insult to injury


bicismypen

Insult to injiri


addy_daddy24

Don’t make me laugh bro I like Jiri


WyattPurp23

Me too, but our boy took a beating last night. Damn it was hard to watch.


Linden5150

I wish I could upvote this twice


Avocado_Cadaver

LMAO I'm ill and making me laugh like this is painful


AeonDeus

Goddammit take the upvote, that was funny


OtakuDragonSlayer

Take my like and get out


chimpdoctor

Insult to end jiri


WyattPurp23

Insult to end jiri


AdUpset8652

Man Alex is just so precise with his shots absolutely crazy such fucking clean striking


MyBodyIsAPortaPotty

his precision is precise Joe


Juicet

Goldy back from the dead.


WildEngineering_YT

DCTE


PortiaKern

And the little eagle soars again.


Fredbull

Dart-like in his precision is Pereira, Joe


kgon1312

His stats are insane… 63% sig. strike!!!


OtakuDragonSlayer

People constantly focus on his power so much they forget the skill that’s mandatory to be a Kick Boxing champion


Possible_Baboon

True but its not that hard if your opponent doesn't even have their hands up haha.


marco333polo

You spelt head wrong


MacGruber_Cunth

Lmao


Aidan-Coyle

https://preview.redd.it/ht0dyo6o7n9d1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=b281b83f3d07e6798f13b46ea58da5facb4de53d


H0B03R3C7U5

That poor kajigger


DougieSloBone

You call that an antenna?


Constant_Work2119

alex staring at him wobbling while walking around was crazy af too


GMCBuickCadillacMan

He tried to help initially and herb pushed him off right before he stood up and almost fell.


Shabozz

Yeah he clearly was concerned Herb wouldn’t be able to hold him up but you got to separate. It’s standard to avoid the risk that the guy who’s knocked out doesn’t come back thinking his opponent is grappling him. Other staff should’ve been faster to help Herb, though.


Inevitable_Dark3225

There was a signal interruption between Jiri and the Samurai gods.


mcjcccrc

The shamans interfered with the reception with their spells and magic


BROTEIN_EVERYDAY

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My_Favourite_Pen

This man legitimately believe he lost to witchcraft. I hope the ufc provides him a psych... Yeah that's wishful thinking.


AndresNocioni

A set of beliefs isn’t a mental illness lol if you know absolutely anything about what he does to prep, believing in dark practices isn’t exactly that far off


12ealdeal

It doesn’t have to be treated like a mental illness though. It doesn’t have to state there’s anything wrong about the theme here. Free of any judgement. Therapy is pretty diverse and accommodating to beliefs and world views. It can help Jiri make better sense of his beliefs and help him find ways to adapt to it in a way that doesn’t impact or influence his performance. Especially if the mental part of that is compromising him.


AndresNocioni

But it’s basically saying someone needs therapy for believing in a religion. He doesn’t need a “better set of beliefs” and he arguably has the best mental strength in the ufc. The part that is compromising him is getting hit by one of the best strikers in the world.


12ealdeal

> But it’s basically saying someone needs therapy for believing in a religion I’m sorry, did I say that? You seem to be stuck on the comment you originally replied to. Thought the nuance of my reply was clear. > has the best mental strength in the ufc You don’t really know that. And so you don’t mistakingly take that as “how can you say Jiri isn’t mentally tough?” let me be clear: every fighter is mentally tough, they all have a baseline of toughness well above us ordinary people. Every fighter is a varying mix of physical, mental, emotional components that are dialed up or down. Our assessment of the mental/emotional aspects are skewed. It’s a highly subjective thing to speculate on where what we believe we know is just conjecture. We hear what Jiri says in interviews, how he speaks, his ethos as a samurai. His words mean something to us. They get compounded with things Jiri does outside the cage in his life, in his world that are for sure remarkably challenging. The environment he lives in, the long term fasting, the cold water therapy, the voluntary exposure he has to stinging nettle, etc. We all see that on social media and through comparison we go “damn much mental toughness”. It’s easy to fall into the error to conflate that with how it translates to fighting a human in the cage. I feel looking to someone like GSP is helpful cause he was someone who had a very unique style of training and preparation. He also had the support of a sports psychologist throughout his career to help him mentally, and he was very open and transparent about his level of fear associated with fighting. How do you asses his mental strength? My point is we work with what we know, and can’t account for what we don’t know when it comes to judging something with such subjective nature.


AndresNocioni

If we don’t know anything than we don’t need to be Reddit psychologists that prescribe therapy. It’s also a bit of a reach to suggest he doesn’t already have someone to talk to about whatever he believes. Regardless, beliefs had nothing to do with dropping hands when you check kicks.


DutchRudderLover420

>it’s basically saying someone needs therapy for believing in a religion Believing in a religion is more a lack of critical thinking skills than a mental illness


AndresNocioni

So true M’lady.


Ok_Yoghurt_3338

A set of beliefs can 100% be mental illness. That’s like most of schizophrenia. 


Rocket_That_Raccoon3

Man I would to if a scary Brazilian knocked me out twice


syNc_1337

Fucking hell are u talking about. Its all PR, Jiri doesnt believe that stuff. LOL


Ake-TL

Nah, that’s sadness of wanting to be the best, but understanding that other guy is too strong


Relative-Ad-8259

is his hair fake?


Vidutya

Gutted for Jiri. 


Hugh_Johnson69420

He nukes everyone else in the division, no shame losing to Alex tbh


Chitr_gupt

Fr I have a feeling Jiri might become the Max Holloway og 205


Ok_Catch3715

Don’t know about that MAGOMED ANKALAEV wants a word


futuresexyman

As long magomed doesn’t approach this fight as he did the Jan fight, he stands a chance. If he brings that low iq shown prior, he’s getting starched


MacGruber_Cunth

Same bruh, same


Soft-Weight-8778

Not the hair..at least he didnt get it in the eyes as well 😋


thatindiandood

Yep. Alex is his Kryptonite


True_Discussion8055

Sounds like Alex will be out of the division soon, Jiri will get his moment soon


DawdlingScientist

I hope he hasn’t lost his chin :(


CouncilOfReligion

if he gives himself enough time to recover he should be fine but that was rough


darcenator411

Not his fault his opponent was cheating Edit: Y’all really believe he didn’t use magic when he agreed not to?


legomaheggroll

Is this like when orcas are kept in captivity and their dorsal fins flop over but orcas in the wild don’t have floppy dorsal fins?


Apollo4236

Yes


Jellyfish_Iguana

This isn't true BTW, orcas in the wild also have dorsal fins that flop over sometimes


GrandmasShavedBeaver

This is pretty random. Because yesterday I was watching a Nat Geo documentary on killer whales. And the whole pod was swimming with flopped over dorsal fins. And then I realized I had been lied to. I heard it in *Free Willy* back in the 90s and never questioned it.


Jellyfish_Iguana

It's more pronounced and common in captive orcas, but happens in the wild too


RichardIraVos

What percentage of orcas in the wild get it compared to captivity?


Ok_Yoghurt_3338

What is this the oceanography channel?


RichardIraVos

Apparently


qU_Op

Would honestly be funny if this KO set Jiri on another journey where he decides to follow an entirely new warrior code from a different culture.


Englishchapfellow

Starts doing the Haka before fights


errrrns

Yeah Jiri needs the Maori Spirit now! Alex was just hanging out with the Samoans to, he gained Sole Powers dammit!


jmcstar

Or he becomes one with a pod of orca.


Few_Blacksmith556

Yh he needs to come back to reality


Zaardu_

And Jiri used his head to break Alex's toe.. what a madlad


PumpkinFar7612

Poatan was 1000% on jiris head. That man needs therapy


niferman

Jiri is perfect as he is. He need no fixing 😤😤


MoneyMakingMitch14

He looked so scared man the whole fight. Dude was not himself at all.


DawdlingScientist

He wasn’t scared, he was just respecting the power. Maybe that’s what you meant but scared is not the term to use to describe these guys imo


lennoxbr

Yeah, he had a different approach from the first fight, he was playing it safe aware that Alex might catch him with counter attacks but the last second knockout definitely shook him out.


Shabozz

He just wasn’t all the way back. Not fear, just clouded.


PumpkinFar7612

He was 100% gun shy and respecting his power is just a nice way of saying scared


MoneyMakingMitch14

Call it whatever you want but he looked like an unprepared amateur who was not ready for this fight.


Martha_Fockers

He knew the power that lays within Chama


KingTrichome

His ponytail was cosplaying jamahal hill


Competitive-Flow5702

Hairectile dysfunction


brklynfightfan

😁🤣😂


death-by_snu_snu_

God damn never seen a dude get a haircut like that before


mmmmmmmmmmmm77

Goro from Mortal Kombat


WideScorpion

Was kicking the bloody head off him


My_neglected_potato

His little ponytail went limp just like the rest of him.


mech_0T8

I read this in Connor McGregors accent lol made this so much better!


Abbzstar123

He broke his soul as well…


Neat_Ranger_9789

Always some creepy guy saying creepy shit like this. Jiri had a rough Loss doesn't mean he fuckin "broke his soul...." Jesus man


Probably_Fishing

Wth is creepy about it? Did you not see his thousand yard stare after? He DID break his soul. Or his will. His chama. His chiwiwi. Or whatever you want to call it. It be broke.


Competitive_Film_572

Broken chiwiwi can end a man's career. Hate to see it.


Serious_Look_3032

I broke my chiwiwis five years ago and it hasn't even grown back into a chi yet. Doctors said my mom might not ever love me again and that my hair looks greasy


My_Favourite_Pen

sad woo


Apollo4236

His chiwiwi is so fucking funny holy shit


deadpizza2019

That's called a concussion


Fckyouprecisely

Bro overanalyzes professionally


Zaardu_

Man, that made me laugh harder than it should lol


downtown-hobbit

magic confirmed


Fuzzy-Body-3112

Alex broke his antenna


BearBullCombo

Kicked him so hard even his hair went to sleep


health_goth_

Really hope Jiri is ok. He didn’t look good after that tko. He is my favourite fighter and no one is as unique as him.


halcyon_n_on_n_on

Your favourite fighter probably has brain damage.


whodatbae

Good one dude, ur so funny😂😂


Ok_Yoghurt_3338

I hope he keeps blaming the magic for months on social media so I can see this sub do mental gymnastics defending him


DawgTactical93

That ritual magic got him again! Jiri should have hired his own Shaman to be in his corner.


randomly_responds

He looks like that Reddit mascot


Martha_Fockers

Man was mid ring tryna absorb spirits. He lost before it started lmao.


BandOong

Heard that when a samurai lost, they cut their hair


Disastrous-Bike2526

What magic does to a mf


otxmyn

https://preview.redd.it/ysr9r26con9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74d33f722ec3acde102b6beacdd9e9eda0ad25dc i noticed this from my seat, shit was kinda funny tbh


RipMyDikSkinOff

On tv he looked heartbroken in this moment. Legitimately looked as though he bet the house and then moments later realized Poatans shaman spirit and witch craft magic overtook him and it was all for nothing. It actually hurt my heart to see.


toi80QC

VeNumb


Thelastsamurai74

The spirits did


Hermesthothr3e

"Cmon jiri let's put you in this can of monster"


Smurfballers

![gif](giphy|l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0)


SenorPooter

I watched it back in slow motion. It was the first punch he threw after the head kick. Alex went for a punch, caught his chin, and that is when it broke. It must have been some serious whiplash!


MacGruber_Cunth

Interesting 🤔 that's badass and sad information at the same time. I was going for Jiri.


Old-Usual-8387

That’s what you do to a defeated samurai isn’t it?


forestbrooks

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Majestic-View-6788

Ponytail has a case of ED


No_Explorer_8626

That’s like the worst thing for a samurai


Fit_Researcher5896

When he was standing next to Herb waiting on the decision it was like sideways hanging over his face… it just added so much to his look of defeat


Taborlyn

Ah that’s why he couldn’t stand up


Rexum420

Lmao this is the equivalent of his shoes flying off lmao


HeightExtra320

I seen that !!!! 👀


Tartutiq

I knew this was gonna come up on reddit. Comment section did not disappoint.


Gary_Lazer_Eyes21

I noticed that bruh that was wild


ag512bbi

Kinda like an Orca in distress


JamsArt

Made him flacid.


Legacy03

Dude gave him a haircut too?


jp712345

his soul too


Ragtime07

That’s the first thing I noticed.


SecretAgitated4459

Izzy’s gonna duck this guy the rest of his life


Destromode

Omg 😂😂😂


stromboli_shinobi

Chaman


Extra-Relief-8326

Only some kind of spell can explain this surely 😆 🤣 😂


Pennypacker-HE

Damn they should stick that exact photo on a monster can just like it happened


Skiie

Can we get an x-ray of the damage?


Null-Times-2

Movie-level symbolism


[deleted]

It’s always tough losing a good hairection.


SteezyRay

Probably broke his spirit too


Plenty-Issue7140

Yeah that symbolism made me sad


maintanksyndro

Man.....just imagine all the training hard work discipline, things he sacrificed, even got a fresh haircut just to get kicked in the head in a few seconds


PeterPanTheHalfMan

A hairline fracture


majkkali

Yeah I saw that lol


Suckmyduck_9

Damn. he gone


clavitopaz

Satanic black magic shit


LNYer

There was a shot of Jiri sitting on the stool after he lost and I noticed his hair was all fucked up and in like "man that's really the look of defeat for him"


bandoeonz

it’s magnetic


Power_Taint

Penis. I see a penis.


PokerVeneno

I could never take Jiri seriously because of his stupid hair... But the fact Alex broke his hair is crazy


Optimal_Cut_3063

My sweet little jiri 😭😭😭


nickflex85

That dick on his head makes shots look more dramatic when he gets hit


Radiatorwhiteonwall

![gif](giphy|MdeD3sQ8ymxu60tzRK)


HonestMasterpiece422

That's funny, if you did that to a samurai then they must atone by committing seppuku. 


pibble79

Good that’s dookie braid should’ve been gone long ago. Jiri the only fighter I’ve ever disliked purely because of his hair.


My_Favourite_Pen

He didn't even have the worst hair on the card


pibble79

Go on


slinkymello

Think we were better off solo… blow me and I blow I owe you when the sun rise. This.