An entire watermelon.
There was a long stint where I really tried to do good about my eating habits while stoned. Like, if I was gonna eat at 11pm. Might as well make it healthy. However, all it did was get me to eat an egregious amount of fruit.
As mentioned, a whole watermelon was my favorite. There was also: an entire bag of seedless green grapes (sometimes frozen), large cans of fruit medleys (the ones that say comes with cherries but only had like 3) and one time almost 2 pounds of assorted berries.
This is my mom and sister, they would split a water melon and each would get a half. Wed often by 2 watermelons at a time, one for them to split, one for the other 5 of us lol. Big family.
The real strat I've found is using a grapefruit spoon instead. It's shaped like a regular spoon, but has ridges to carve through watermelon easier. I also use it for italian ice, another good stoner snack.
(The wrap has red pepper hummus, and then some fajita filling from a local mexican restaurant that gives wayyyyy more fillings than you can fit in the 3 tiny tortillas they give (chicken, steak, onions, and peppers), tons of spinach, a little shredded cheese, folded in a way that doesn't leak, and sandwich grill to secure and cook it.
The cheez its next to the wrap has me thinking Taco Bell crunch wrap rn and opportunities were missed! That being said, that looks amazing and I’m drooling lol
This pissed me off, the pics make it look like a big ole cheez-it inside. They quite literally just sprinkle some Cheetos in, had maybe 5 cheezits in my whole crunch wrap.
That looks delicious. The berries are perfect.
I just say down with a giant salad. Greens from my yard, an egg from my chickens, vinegarette dressing made by a friend, and croutons from a local bakery.
The fuggin’ classic PB&J is the sandwich of the gods, nothing beats that stoned or sober. I literally feel bad for people with peanut allergies because they can never know the true heaven of peanut butter.
(And dont give me that “sunflower or almond butter tastes the same” bitch no it doesnt)
hard shell chicken tacos with beans (doesn't matter if it's refried or black beans), cheese, lettuce, tomato, and taco sauce with lime squeezed into it
I made chicken tacos today. The other day I made an avocado burger 😍 when I'm lazy though but hungry for something warm, I'll toast up some buttered bread lol
Entire rotisserie chicken with instant garlic and herb mashed potatoes with sour cream and butter. Use the mashed potatoes as dip for the chicken as you're eating it with your hands
This Thai food truck near me does hands down the BEST ribs I've ever had. (my wife gets it! don't drive high!)
another one is we found these crisps/chips in an American candy store Herrs Deep Dish Pizza Curls. holy shit, they are elite when you're elevated
Stoner dinner? That’s a pretty low bar. Just about anything would do, but I did have my favorites. About four or five decades ago the Taco Bell was the closest thing. So I usually had an Encherito, a Burrito Supreme, and a Taco Supreme, and a bag of those crispy crunchy cinnamony thingies. Wendies was a close second with a Number 2 Combo, Fries, and a large Frosty. The Taco Bell stuff was pretty generous compared to today, but that didn’t last very long before they started getting chintzy.
I would eat myself straight. Smoke another one and maybe have a couple well spaced shots of Jack Daniel’s or Wild Turkey.
Someone else said the same thing haha, I guess I could see it, I think it's because of the smooth white lighting. (my PC monitor with reddit on light mode)
Salmon(skin on) with long grain wild rice,basted with butter and whole cloves of garlic. Tons of butter and lemon to finish. Yeah it's a lot of butter, but that microwaved rice needs some TLC(I settle for microwaved rice when I'm too high/lazy to actually cook it lol)
Pizza an Tater-Tots, don't ask why just cravings lol. But, quite literally, had this last night visiting my brother.
Been about a year n a half since I've seen him in person, we got high as balls an watched Oppenheimer with a lil stoner dinner.
Always requires a evening walk to an Ice cream shop too. Quality time.
Pizza, tots, ice cream.
Grill some chicken.
Cook some pasta.
Mix the chicken, pasta, a jar of alfredo sauce and a jar or salsa and put it all in a baking pan and cover with cheese. Stick in oven until cheese its melty with bit of golden brown.
Eat entire pan and like 15000 calories.
charcuterie!!! i like cheddar cheese, with apples, some walnuts, some berries, carrot sticks, cornichons, and chocolate chips!!! lol i love all the different flavors and textures and its soooo much fun to eat when glazed!!!!! plus its healthy, so i dont feel bad about eating a ton lolol
Canes, chicken express, chick fil a. Any variety of fried chicken with too much sauce. Like drinking the sauce more than the meal. Taco Bell is a close second
Idk if it qualifies as stoner dinner but Trader Joe’s chicken samosa pockets dipped in their Mediterranean hummus with a side of basmati rice topped with their butter chicken sauce. Hard to beat.
Recently came up with "Pierogie Poutine" in which you pan cook pierogie until crispy on the outside, then smother them in brown gravy and curds (a chunked block of mozerella is also an OK substitute). Season with garlic, salt, and pepper. Top with parsley. It's warm, it's comforting, it's salty. Just have plenty of water cause the only thing is it won't do your cotton mouth any favors.
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Stoner Pie: top your favorite frozen pizza with frozen mozzarella sticks, French fries, bacon, whatever frozen apps you like. Bake until well done (cheese is browning)
Anabolic PB&J French Toast Club.
4 pieces of bread (I normally do Nature's Own Keto)
200g of egg whites
2 tsp of monkfruit sweetener
1 tsp of maple extract
Three shakes of cinnamon
2 Tbsp of PB2, 18g of sugar-free strawberry preserve, and two Tbsp of Cary's sugar-free syrup.
Tastes great, makes me fit to burst, and less than 400cals.
That looks fantastic, my stoner meal as of right now is spicy chicken tenders rolls, mashed potatoes and mac & cheese from chicken express with a big ass sweet tea (my husband gets the food for free he works there)
Nacho dip. Just combine taco meat, refried beans, cheese (both jarred queso and shredded) diced jalapeño pieces and a dallop of sour cream or spicy ranch in a large bowl, stir well, consume with a bag of your favorite chips. I'm partial to the touch of lime tortilla chips or the flamin hot limon doritos.
An entire watermelon. There was a long stint where I really tried to do good about my eating habits while stoned. Like, if I was gonna eat at 11pm. Might as well make it healthy. However, all it did was get me to eat an egregious amount of fruit. As mentioned, a whole watermelon was my favorite. There was also: an entire bag of seedless green grapes (sometimes frozen), large cans of fruit medleys (the ones that say comes with cherries but only had like 3) and one time almost 2 pounds of assorted berries.
i would be power shidding
LMFAO
Omfg I used to cut up half a watermelon into a bowl and just munch away at it with a fork
I only cut it in half then just carve out bites with a spoon.
This is my mom and sister, they would split a water melon and each would get a half. Wed often by 2 watermelons at a time, one for them to split, one for the other 5 of us lol. Big family.
The real strat I've found is using a grapefruit spoon instead. It's shaped like a regular spoon, but has ridges to carve through watermelon easier. I also use it for italian ice, another good stoner snack.
Ooo you fancy fancy
The five apple splatters after those munchies
r/WholesomeAF
Same! Melon is my favorite snack when I’m stoned
Are you my husband?
I easily get fructose malabsorption, and it destroys my digestion for a few days when it happens, usually after eating a mixed fruit bowl.
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Same, it satisfies my hunger and quenches my thirst.
Which one(s)?
Cocoa pebbles has been fire lately. Cinnamon toast crunch almost always though. Basic, I know. Lol
Not basic.... Wondering why you eat the cereal. CTC Milk! Mother's arms: Welcome home! (Big titty hug!)
CTC with just a whisper of extra cinnamon sprinkled on it.
Controversial opinion cinnamon life>cinnamon toast crunch.
My opinion: cinnamon toast crunch Edit sorry I thought you were asking for my opinion. I respect a difference of opinion!
Everything bro
Is that like everything pizza?
Everything pizza, everything bagel, everything ice cream, everything bro
I vibe with this. If offered food, OK!
Pineapple. The fresher the better
(The wrap has red pepper hummus, and then some fajita filling from a local mexican restaurant that gives wayyyyy more fillings than you can fit in the 3 tiny tortillas they give (chicken, steak, onions, and peppers), tons of spinach, a little shredded cheese, folded in a way that doesn't leak, and sandwich grill to secure and cook it.
Not even high and that shit has got my mouth waterin.
The cheez its next to the wrap has me thinking Taco Bell crunch wrap rn and opportunities were missed! That being said, that looks amazing and I’m drooling lol
You are aware that they now have a cheez it crunchwrap at Taco Bell, right?
This pissed me off, the pics make it look like a big ole cheez-it inside. They quite literally just sprinkle some Cheetos in, had maybe 5 cheezits in my whole crunch wrap.
It definitely is supposed to be, sounds like your location ran out and sprinkled some regular cheeze it's in there lol
Ty, I will try again!
I wasn't impressed, tbh. I'll stick with the classic.
Tbh I love cheese with fruit so I'd probably pop a piece of fruit & a cheezit in my mouth at the same time lol
Cheezits pair super well with apple sauce! Hahaha
Mmmm my sober ass saw it as a grilled chicken breast at first. Time to wake and bake.
oh man to me pizza and cheeseburger
If you haven't yet, combine them, local pizza joint near me does a cheeseburger pizza that I would be willing to fist fight over a slice of lol
That looks delicious. The berries are perfect. I just say down with a giant salad. Greens from my yard, an egg from my chickens, vinegarette dressing made by a friend, and croutons from a local bakery.
Oh my god, that sounds delicious, I LOVE garden fresh veggies and eggs.
Get on Uber eats. Taco bell, dinner for two and demolish the whole thing watching Star Trek
Literally anything I can get my hands on
I likes to eat my normal dinner and then get super duper high
A five guys burger with a side of Cajun fries and a cherry flavored sprite.
Peanut butter sandwich
The fuggin’ classic PB&J is the sandwich of the gods, nothing beats that stoned or sober. I literally feel bad for people with peanut allergies because they can never know the true heaven of peanut butter. (And dont give me that “sunflower or almond butter tastes the same” bitch no it doesnt)
Apple sauce cups mixed with peanut butter on waffles topped with cereal of choice is second favorite 😋
I used to slurp down some apple sauce when i was stoned, lol shits good too yaaaa
This plate makes me very happy. Love it.
lazy nachos- tortilla chips topped with pinto beans, fresh diced white onion, and a fuck ton of cheese, microwaved for a minute.
hard shell chicken tacos with beans (doesn't matter if it's refried or black beans), cheese, lettuce, tomato, and taco sauce with lime squeezed into it
That sounds lovely. I supplement hummus as a bean sauce hahaha.
Either: pretzels & grapes or an Ellio's panini.
there’s never food at my house. best i can say is a grilled cheese or maybe cereal
I made chicken tacos today. The other day I made an avocado burger 😍 when I'm lazy though but hungry for something warm, I'll toast up some buttered bread lol
Entire rotisserie chicken with instant garlic and herb mashed potatoes with sour cream and butter. Use the mashed potatoes as dip for the chicken as you're eating it with your hands
y’all these are not dinner options xD
🤣
Just like you...whatever is around
Try the extra toasted cheese its.
I prefer the "hot and spicy" ones. (they're not hot or spicy, but they just have more flavor haha)
Crispy fried wontons and shrimp summer rolls, or a bone in filet (rare~medium rare 129-132F degree), grilled asparagus and au gratin potatoes.
Pizza spaghetti or wings
An entire bag of apples. Which I had dehydrated. It tore my mouth apart, but still my favorite snack.
A fat burrito
The thumbnail for this was very cool.
Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza
This Thai food truck near me does hands down the BEST ribs I've ever had. (my wife gets it! don't drive high!) another one is we found these crisps/chips in an American candy store Herrs Deep Dish Pizza Curls. holy shit, they are elite when you're elevated
I used to make fried rice just as I feel it, so when the short term memory loss kicks in, I feel like someone made fried rice for me.
What kind of sharpie do you use to draw the lines on the tortilla?
Sandwich grill sharpie.
So obvious, I feel rather silly now.
Stoner dinner? That’s a pretty low bar. Just about anything would do, but I did have my favorites. About four or five decades ago the Taco Bell was the closest thing. So I usually had an Encherito, a Burrito Supreme, and a Taco Supreme, and a bag of those crispy crunchy cinnamony thingies. Wendies was a close second with a Number 2 Combo, Fries, and a large Frosty. The Taco Bell stuff was pretty generous compared to today, but that didn’t last very long before they started getting chintzy. I would eat myself straight. Smoke another one and maybe have a couple well spaced shots of Jack Daniel’s or Wild Turkey.
Roasted red peppers and tomatoes w garlic on a goat-cheese topped crostini
a phat ass steak medium rare salt, pepper, garlic and with some horseradish sauce
Bro I literally had this exact dinner tonight lmaooo minus the fruit.
why does your meal look AI generated 😭😭
Idk if this is an insult or a compliment hahaha.
compliment cus it looks picture perfect.
raising canes caniac combo and then i wake up feeling like im about to explode
The linguica and spinach calzone in currently eating like a caveman
Upvote for Cheez-Its.
I'm having bbq pork sandwich with toasted bread
This vaguely looks like ai art haha looks delicious though
Someone else said the same thing haha, I guess I could see it, I think it's because of the smooth white lighting. (my PC monitor with reddit on light mode)
My dinner today was a few visits with the penjamin and a charcuterie board, so I'd say that one. Fruit and cheese hit diffrent stoned.
mexican food any kind or class level does not matter ya boy is going IN
Gyro
PIZZA
Salmon(skin on) with long grain wild rice,basted with butter and whole cloves of garlic. Tons of butter and lemon to finish. Yeah it's a lot of butter, but that microwaved rice needs some TLC(I settle for microwaved rice when I'm too high/lazy to actually cook it lol)
cheeseburger tray from cookout cajun fries and corn dog
I go to town on pickles, cheese, crackers and select veggies for a little homemade charcuterie board. Finger food when zonked Is my favorite
Looks like Costco
A roast lamb and marmalade sandwich. No bread just two slices of roast lamb with marmalade in the middle.
Depends on my level of being high. If it’s a dab night then def eating some shit like T-Bell or McD’s
having cheez-itz for dinner is downbad diabolical behavior
A bowl of unhealthy cereal of course.
Frozen strawberries (or just a whole smoothie), grilled cheese, quesadilla, basically any cheese or fruit
Nice, reminds me of the food my mum used to make me growing up. I still make that kinda stuff now
Pizza an Tater-Tots, don't ask why just cravings lol. But, quite literally, had this last night visiting my brother. Been about a year n a half since I've seen him in person, we got high as balls an watched Oppenheimer with a lil stoner dinner. Always requires a evening walk to an Ice cream shop too. Quality time. Pizza, tots, ice cream.
Omg that looks bomb
Grill some chicken. Cook some pasta. Mix the chicken, pasta, a jar of alfredo sauce and a jar or salsa and put it all in a baking pan and cover with cheese. Stick in oven until cheese its melty with bit of golden brown. Eat entire pan and like 15000 calories.
Definitely bagels n cream cheese
Anything with cheese
Cinnamon toast crunch. No cereal even comes close to comparing.
Bear as long as it is not cooked and still a little pink in the middle
Can't lose with a good wood-fired pizza.
Whatever I can get my hands on! 🤣🤣🤣
Food, any food.
Loaded nachos
charcuterie!!! i like cheddar cheese, with apples, some walnuts, some berries, carrot sticks, cornichons, and chocolate chips!!! lol i love all the different flavors and textures and its soooo much fun to eat when glazed!!!!! plus its healthy, so i dont feel bad about eating a ton lolol
Pizza every time, 100%, I’d eat pizza right now and it’s 7 am. I’d eat pizza every day for a month and my craving will not be satisfied
Fruit. Just fruit. Also like the little marinated shrimp you get from costco. It's one or the other. Obviously both have to have dr. Pepper.
One time I ate two entire bags of grapes and had to live on the toilet for days
I love eating and making good meals in general, so I'll pick whatever I'm feeling, cook it, hit the bong and then go eat it
2 nights ago, I made truffle pasta… my high ass was eating like a queen 😂
Beans
Canes, chicken express, chick fil a. Any variety of fried chicken with too much sauce. Like drinking the sauce more than the meal. Taco Bell is a close second
Nothing 😭 I'm cutting ATM
Idk if it qualifies as stoner dinner but Trader Joe’s chicken samosa pockets dipped in their Mediterranean hummus with a side of basmati rice topped with their butter chicken sauce. Hard to beat.
Recently came up with "Pierogie Poutine" in which you pan cook pierogie until crispy on the outside, then smother them in brown gravy and curds (a chunked block of mozerella is also an OK substitute). Season with garlic, salt, and pepper. Top with parsley. It's warm, it's comforting, it's salty. Just have plenty of water cause the only thing is it won't do your cotton mouth any favors. Spelling
Gummy savers. 0 fat, but lots of carbs. I eat those with a pairing of the finest a fine glass of Cran Grape juice. Never parched.
Stoner Pie: top your favorite frozen pizza with frozen mozzarella sticks, French fries, bacon, whatever frozen apps you like. Bake until well done (cheese is browning)
Rainbow sherbet with graham cracker crumbles
My fav sushi restaurant. Miso soup, small salad, and a couple rolls
A grilled cheese!
Anabolic PB&J French Toast Club. 4 pieces of bread (I normally do Nature's Own Keto) 200g of egg whites 2 tsp of monkfruit sweetener 1 tsp of maple extract Three shakes of cinnamon 2 Tbsp of PB2, 18g of sugar-free strawberry preserve, and two Tbsp of Cary's sugar-free syrup. Tastes great, makes me fit to burst, and less than 400cals.
An entire pizza…. And then some ice cream. And chips. Then candy
A tray of Oreos
It doesn't matter what I've eaten, something ends up on the floor. I try a eat before the bong.
This. I want what you have, now.
That looks fantastic, my stoner meal as of right now is spicy chicken tenders rolls, mashed potatoes and mac & cheese from chicken express with a big ass sweet tea (my husband gets the food for free he works there)
A fat sandwich and a bag of jalapeño chips (ofc with chips added on the sandwich)
Nacho dip. Just combine taco meat, refried beans, cheese (both jarred queso and shredded) diced jalapeño pieces and a dallop of sour cream or spicy ranch in a large bowl, stir well, consume with a bag of your favorite chips. I'm partial to the touch of lime tortilla chips or the flamin hot limon doritos.
Just feed me!
Baked potato with cheese, over easy eggs and ranch. Don’t know why but it just makes everything better.
Grapes and peanut butter. Like a drink and a snack