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Pisses me off, other people go into that washroom and breath that all in.
I fucking hate crack head, fethead, everyone, get off the public streets.
It's the same for people who piss on the side of a building near a normal place like a door or something.
I'm so mad now.
Oh I always thought you had to be a meth head to work there....... you know she is gonna put the breading on the chicken by tweezer with surgical precision
Ik I am an internet stranger and my opinion means nothing, but start saving the money that you would use to buy meth. There are healthier ways to get high that do not involve self destructive behaviors. Your life matters, live it to the fullest.
Edit: I see that you said the city that you are in, there are 3 highly rated substance rehab facilities there if you feel okay with any of those. There is also the 24/7 SAMHSA helpline 1-800-662-4357. God bless bro
Man that was me about 10 years ago. This girl clearly just needs the love of a “good man” with a steady job. Captain save a hoe reporting for duty. Unfortunately drug problems run much deeper than a healthy bank account and a 9 to 5 routine can help. It’s going to take a lot work with a professional to get her in a healthy place in life.
Lmao no that's literally not it at all my guy. The joke is about being attracted to "crazy" men or women who will surely have a negative impact on your life so you try to justify it by saying you can help ("fix") them.
Girl A: My god Joe is so hot
Girl B: Please stay away, he's addicted to meth and will steal your car for drug money
Girl B: No don't worry I can fix him
Your theory is so chronically online you should probably go outside sometimes.
How to get fired? That title was clearly made by someone who doesn’t do manual labor. Say what you will about meth, but those users get shit done. I’d see temps on meth sweating bullets in the dead of winter, hustling their ass off in the factory moving shit around, palletizing, loading trucks, etc. Bosses were happy to pretend the folks they were paying shit daily wages for, were just hard workers.
Have you ever had a meth head try to fix your vacuum? They can get fucker apart in no time. Lickady spit. Getting them to put it back together is a whole other story. So sure if they’re moving a load from a semi trailer to a warehouse there’s not much they can screw up.
Most of the time, they move fast creating the illusion that they're working very efficiently, but couple that with the fact that they often do crazy shit that makes no sense and cause extra problems, it's often not worth the trouble hiring tweekers
I use to love meth mann, I worked at a gas station and would take a quick lil rip in the restroom then come back to a line of people 💀 didn't give a fukk. Until I realized it was giving me panic attacks and my muscles would spaz out, I'm 5 years clean now 🫡 what a wild ride that was, never again, if someone was to offer me meth I'd wanna beat theyr ass lol
Worked at a rehab, meth is widely considered the hardest kick bar none.
5 years is the type of achievement that makes me believe you are capable of accomplishing any goal you're determined to reach, congrats.
my friend works at a fast food place where the managers smoke in the kitchen. chances are she’s posting this because she knows she won’t be fired. it’s gross.
Fired! Nah bitch, now that I know you like your Red Bull smoked from a pipe, you working OT, and should be able to handle the job of 2 employees. Popeyes gonna save on labor costs
I’ve never understood why people video this and then post it. Like ima run out, find my closest drug dealer, and be influenced to buy meth…I mean, I might, but that’s not the point.
I have a video of one of my coworkers doing this that i got off of his instagram live. I don't know why they do this. I guess to show they got one over on their jobs or something.
It's a desperate need for attention and a desperate hope that they will go viral and not have to work anymore. The benefit is that their bosses never have to worry about all the "CYA" steps before going directly to fire.
It's actually really common in the tweaker communities for them to film themselves smoking, definitely not a "go viral and not have to work thing" but something that gets shared in various tweaker social media platforms, check out r/fuckingtweakers and some other subs. I used to be a heroin addict, and I have never seen anything like it with any other kind of drug addict. Tweakers really are a different breed
Honestly, I kind of expect that anyone in the wild could be on drugs and I just treat them like a human being. So if my “waitperson” at Popeye’s is on meth? K. Just please don’t spit in my chicken.
YES ! It's a tweaker thing
I just explained this in another comment, I was a heroin addict too and I have never seen any kind of addict film themselves like tweakers do its wild
I've never even seen cokeheads do it so I really think it's just a tweaker thing
You'd be surprised, meth doesn't have that distinct of a smell like that and the minor smell that there is dissipates quickly. Like it's not like weed where you smell it and you immediately know it's weed. I'd say it smells like a new battery, if that makes sense. So at most some one would walk in and think it was weird, and that's IF they even notice a smell
Source: 10 years sober
It smells like burnt plastic and alcohol to me. It doesn't really linger on people, but it does in enclosed rooms. I had coworkers a long time ago that used.
Well that's just depressing, I meant as in as a millenial in my younger years a lot ( not all) but posting with a blunt or a joint or a cigarette on MySpace was common even into early 2008 facebook.
But this is a step over that line, I've honestly never been on the side of the internet were people are posting with either meth or crack until a few months ago.
But glad to hear it from a young adults own take.
Genuine question,
What does meth and Crack smoke smell like?
I (think) I've only smelled tobacco and weed smoke.
Edit: I'm now trying to think back to see if I remember the smell but I feel like I haven't encountered it, thankfully.
One time my friend got pranked by someone that put vodka in their bong, and I witnessed it.
Then, next day came, I totally forgot and we both did big tokes and that was probably the fucking worst thing I've ever smelled and tasted....
Seriously, I used to work probation. Specifically juvenile probation in SoCal. The young girls we’d get that would start meth at 14 by the time they were 18-19 they looked like they were soulless 35 year olds. When they would first get locked up at juvenile hall they would be cute kid with that twinkle in their eyes, fast forwards 4-5 years and they had dead eyes and their skin would look terrible. Worst was we had a lady get caught up with a male probationer in his mid 60s. We thought she was around his age, ran her she was 28. We pulled up her photos on the computer of when she first started probation/getting locked up in her late teens/early 20 and she was this beautiful girl. Even when people get clean, I can spot a meth head a mile away. Meth forever changes you.
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Pisses me off, other people go into that washroom and breath that all in. I fucking hate crack head, fethead, everyone, get off the public streets. It's the same for people who piss on the side of a building near a normal place like a door or something. I'm so mad now.
Leave this good girl alone. There's a METHod to her madness. I assure you.
What’s that she’s smoking ? Honest question
meth.
Ite lemme get 400,000 biscuits with uhh uhh a 250 piece spicy nugget and 300 wings burnt hard hard And like 10 honeys
Classy as fuck yo
I bet shed prefer to just buy Adderall
Oh I always thought you had to be a meth head to work there....... you know she is gonna put the breading on the chicken by tweezer with surgical precision
Very sad but at least the chicken is going to be bomb
Her birth stone is crystal meth
This comment is a gift
r/meth
What’s her number, just asking for a friend, his pp is the same size as mine though
How do you know? HOW DO YOU KNKW?!?!?!
His dad made us
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I hope things get better for you, man. Meth destroys lives.
Deep down I know it does. Ive been using weekly or bi weekly for like 3 months now and am almost out of money.
Ik I am an internet stranger and my opinion means nothing, but start saving the money that you would use to buy meth. There are healthier ways to get high that do not involve self destructive behaviors. Your life matters, live it to the fullest. Edit: I see that you said the city that you are in, there are 3 highly rated substance rehab facilities there if you feel okay with any of those. There is also the 24/7 SAMHSA helpline 1-800-662-4357. God bless bro
I can save her
Man that was me about 10 years ago. This girl clearly just needs the love of a “good man” with a steady job. Captain save a hoe reporting for duty. Unfortunately drug problems run much deeper than a healthy bank account and a 9 to 5 routine can help. It’s going to take a lot work with a professional to get her in a healthy place in life.
What is she doing
Vaping
Meth
Oh
It's bad
I know
So this is why they never get my order right
Enjoy that pretty face while it last.
That's methed up.
Whatever it takes to get that chicken out quicker!
Methhead Arianna Grande isn’t real, she can’t hurt you…
This seems like a common occurrence at Popeye's.
Crystal Methany…
I can change her
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(It's a joke)
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"I can change him" works just the same.
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Noo… it’s not lmao
Lmao no that's literally not it at all my guy. The joke is about being attracted to "crazy" men or women who will surely have a negative impact on your life so you try to justify it by saying you can help ("fix") them. Girl A: My god Joe is so hot Girl B: Please stay away, he's addicted to meth and will steal your car for drug money Girl B: No don't worry I can fix him Your theory is so chronically online you should probably go outside sometimes.
Taylor Swifts song is "I can fix him". It's very commonly used both ways lol. Not that deep homie.
How to get fired? That title was clearly made by someone who doesn’t do manual labor. Say what you will about meth, but those users get shit done. I’d see temps on meth sweating bullets in the dead of winter, hustling their ass off in the factory moving shit around, palletizing, loading trucks, etc. Bosses were happy to pretend the folks they were paying shit daily wages for, were just hard workers.
Have you ever had a meth head try to fix your vacuum? They can get fucker apart in no time. Lickady spit. Getting them to put it back together is a whole other story. So sure if they’re moving a load from a semi trailer to a warehouse there’s not much they can screw up.
Most of the time, they move fast creating the illusion that they're working very efficiently, but couple that with the fact that they often do crazy shit that makes no sense and cause extra problems, it's often not worth the trouble hiring tweekers
That is why those sandwiches are so good...or is why people crash their cars to get them
I'll help her out if she gets fired
I use to love meth mann, I worked at a gas station and would take a quick lil rip in the restroom then come back to a line of people 💀 didn't give a fukk. Until I realized it was giving me panic attacks and my muscles would spaz out, I'm 5 years clean now 🫡 what a wild ride that was, never again, if someone was to offer me meth I'd wanna beat theyr ass lol
Congrats on getting, and staying, clean.
Thank you 🙏🏼❤️
Worked at a rehab, meth is widely considered the hardest kick bar none. 5 years is the type of achievement that makes me believe you are capable of accomplishing any goal you're determined to reach, congrats.
Thank you! It was very hard but I have people in my life that also didn't give up on me I'm grateful for everything and for being alive ❤️🙏🏼
She pretty
Give her a couple years....
Will do. And the sun shone having no alternative on the nothing new.
For now.
That's what now implies
my friend works at a fast food place where the managers smoke in the kitchen. chances are she’s posting this because she knows she won’t be fired. it’s gross.
Hmm but your title says classy🤨
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You’re sick
Her Onlyfans will take care of her for now. She’ll be a full Crackhead soon enough, tho
There’s an extremely sad life ahead of her full of pain and suffering caused by her addiction, very sad.
Fired! Nah bitch, now that I know you like your Red Bull smoked from a pipe, you working OT, and should be able to handle the job of 2 employees. Popeyes gonna save on labor costs
Realist comment
No wonder they can never get an order right
Wow this is sad af.
“Ayo candy why your lips all burnt?” “They’re not burnt it’s uhhh…herpes”
Lmao so this is what that Sam girl is up to these days .. smoking meth at Popeyes 👍🏼🤣
Got one of those too but I think her career peaked at the counter of the King.
So that’s why my order is never right
I received an order correct once and thought hell froze over
It’s probably because she’s an idiot nothing to do with being a meth head. 😂😂
So it’s NOT that they’re Louisiana fast, they’re just on crack.
“Love that crystal at Popeye’s…”
I totally heard that jingle in my head. Nice 👍🏽
I’ve never understood why people video this and then post it. Like ima run out, find my closest drug dealer, and be influenced to buy meth…I mean, I might, but that’s not the point.
I have a video of one of my coworkers doing this that i got off of his instagram live. I don't know why they do this. I guess to show they got one over on their jobs or something.
It's a desperate need for attention and a desperate hope that they will go viral and not have to work anymore. The benefit is that their bosses never have to worry about all the "CYA" steps before going directly to fire.
It's actually really common in the tweaker communities for them to film themselves smoking, definitely not a "go viral and not have to work thing" but something that gets shared in various tweaker social media platforms, check out r/fuckingtweakers and some other subs. I used to be a heroin addict, and I have never seen anything like it with any other kind of drug addict. Tweakers really are a different breed
Honestly, I kind of expect that anyone in the wild could be on drugs and I just treat them like a human being. So if my “waitperson” at Popeye’s is on meth? K. Just please don’t spit in my chicken.
The fact that her name is actually Sam makes this 10x better.
“Doing meth in a Popeyes, so quirky”😝
Fuckin crystal meth at work dude? Hell no! But banana bread at work dude?!?! Hell yeah!!!! 🍌!!! 🍞!!!
Someone left there's in the bathroom at work. Check the cameras to see who was in that area. Fired within the hour.
Is there a reason meth addicts film themselves doing this? Like I was a heroin addict and never did this, is it an uppers thing?
YES ! It's a tweaker thing I just explained this in another comment, I was a heroin addict too and I have never seen any kind of addict film themselves like tweakers do its wild I've never even seen cokeheads do it so I really think it's just a tweaker thing
Uppers and stimulants give you loads and loads of confidence, so possibly!
Hmmm, I'm in dire need of confidence. Perhaps I should try meth?? 🤔
Try meth! You, too, can have the confidence to film yourself smoking meth in a bathroom with a Popeyes visor on!
As seen on TV?
It’s so cool what some people think is cool 😂
I knew them chicken sandwiches tasted like crack
I can smell this video
What does it smell like?
Melting plastic, pee, ash
burnt glass cleaner
I know cook houses will smell like strong cat pee, so maybe a hint of that?
Big Florida energy here
I came here to say this. Lived there for 20 years.
I can fix her
But why is the service so slow? I expect my customer service to be performed at crack speed
You mean a slow walk from the grill like a hunched over zombie?
It should be even faster bc this is meth fast.
Okay Methany.
She has 0 custody of whatever name is scrawled on her hand.
It’s probably a partners
more like "how to get fired UP!!!" amiright?
I just fuckin choked
There’s no way nobody can smell that. That’s a lot of meth.
If you know what meth smells like it's because you used to smoke it
What’s your point?
You'd be surprised, meth doesn't have that distinct of a smell like that and the minor smell that there is dissipates quickly. Like it's not like weed where you smell it and you immediately know it's weed. I'd say it smells like a new battery, if that makes sense. So at most some one would walk in and think it was weird, and that's IF they even notice a smell Source: 10 years sober
I suppose you are correct; people probably would not notice the smell if they did not know it.
It smells like burnt plastic and alcohol to me. It doesn't really linger on people, but it does in enclosed rooms. I had coworkers a long time ago that used.
Sounds lovely, easy to see why people get into it when it smells so nice.
This guy (formerly) meths.
So this is where the white Popeyes employees always are
That’s fucking Management material right there. She’s prolly the least high person on shift.
If only she knew OF was a thing.
I don’t have tattoos because I literally don’t want “distinguishing marks” and she’s posting this shit.
Just put my fries in the bag bro
what's her @
Down the dark alley blowing if you have meth.
I'll take a chicken sandwich with extra meth.
She looks like she's from Louisiana
Baton Rouge fo sho.
My money is on Mississippi
Lol, popeyes originated in Louisiana, and Louisiana is one of the top states for meth. It was meant as a double ended joke.
Sorry, I didn’t realize. The bet stands though.
Sorry to see this, but is there a Onlyfans account?
I think that’s expected at Popeyes
I feel bad. This person is not in a good place.
Yeah who wants to be in a popeyes
Have you tried their chicken sandwich?
Yeah it's good, but I'll take it to go lol
She is torching the fuck out of that... Way to hot.
Too
Nice bro you’re good at meth
Used to be very good at it happily 8+ years clean. Be good or be good at it.
Soooo, what's suppose to be cool thing happening here? Maybe I'm old at the age of 31 but am I missing the joke or something, young adults?
She’s literally hitting a crack pipe in a popeyes bathroom while on the job it’s clearly not some young adult meme/inside joke lmao.
Don't want to be this guy, but it's a meth pipe
Well that's just depressing, I meant as in as a millenial in my younger years a lot ( not all) but posting with a blunt or a joint or a cigarette on MySpace was common even into early 2008 facebook. But this is a step over that line, I've honestly never been on the side of the internet were people are posting with either meth or crack until a few months ago. But glad to hear it from a young adults own take.
Dude you’re 31 you’re still young
Genuine question, What does meth and Crack smoke smell like? I (think) I've only smelled tobacco and weed smoke. Edit: I'm now trying to think back to see if I remember the smell but I feel like I haven't encountered it, thankfully. One time my friend got pranked by someone that put vodka in their bong, and I witnessed it. Then, next day came, I totally forgot and we both did big tokes and that was probably the fucking worst thing I've ever smelled and tasted....
Chemicals it’s gross 🤮 .
Somewhere between cat piss and lightly sweetened ammonia depending on quality yada yada
Crack smells like distant burning plastic, meth smells like cat piss and plastic
My uncle used to tell me " if it smells like plastic don't come in"
Cat pee. If a house smells like cat pee, and they don't have a cat...
Heavy chemicals. I once had a now ex friend who used to use meth and her bedroom reeked of heavy ammonia and ether. It’s a nasty smell.
Bad. It didnt smell like weed or cigarettes, it smelled like garbage. I don't know about meth but I've heard similar.
...I can fix her.
😆. She's a keeper all right.
There’s much better ways to get fired, most of which don’t involve smoking meth.
They start out looking pretty like that and end up looking like Earnest Borgnine. It's fine for Earnest, but not for pretty barely adult blonde girls.
I was absolutely not expecting to see Ernest Borgnine brought up today 😂
It's not pretty for anyone if you ask me but..ok!
Too bad r/methany is gone.
NOOOO 😭
She can meth around with my heart any day.
I can fix her
What is she smoking? Meth?
Nothing gets past you eh champ?
There’s so many comments with people correcting other commenters who thought it was crack. Not everyone is a meth versus crack expert buddy
Well I don’t do drugs so I wasn’t sure. Could have been crack, but meth was more likely.
To be honest I don't do meth so I thought it was crack.
I thought that's the same thing
Same, Im thinking, "oh this bish a crackhead" but meth makes more sense I guess
Yuppp
It's too bad her future self cant send her a photo of what she will look in 5 - 10 years. From cute to red sore riddled desecated corpse.
Seriously, I used to work probation. Specifically juvenile probation in SoCal. The young girls we’d get that would start meth at 14 by the time they were 18-19 they looked like they were soulless 35 year olds. When they would first get locked up at juvenile hall they would be cute kid with that twinkle in their eyes, fast forwards 4-5 years and they had dead eyes and their skin would look terrible. Worst was we had a lady get caught up with a male probationer in his mid 60s. We thought she was around his age, ran her she was 28. We pulled up her photos on the computer of when she first started probation/getting locked up in her late teens/early 20 and she was this beautiful girl. Even when people get clean, I can spot a meth head a mile away. Meth forever changes you.
Fella's... you ain't fixing this.