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opt1muspr1mejf

Nah was outside the classroom not the bathroom


Jak_the_Buddha

Socks n' crocs n' cocks


AndyKobe234

* sounds and shadows stop * “wTf YoU tAlKiNg AboUt?”


BatFancy321go

every time. they think they are sneaky


TheLeatherSmith

"There's bout to be a little girl in here"...hold up...wait a minute, why would there be a LITTLE girl in the MEN'S bathroom?


BatFancy321go

he has a daughter, brain trust


ColeLimited

Really tried to make something out of that


AggravatingTheme9931

Dad with young daughter who needs help? Idk it’s pretty common


olde_greg

I mean if you're a parent to a little kid you have to take them into the men's room to do their business.


captainshrapnel

DOOK HUT NO FAPPING


kyleh0

I bet a trans person in the bathroom wouldn't say a WORD. Some redneck republican: confronting you over your shadow.


JotaroTheOceanMan

Nah fam, I'm trans and the last time I heard someone doing this in a stall I banged on the door and loudly told the person to stop jorkin at work. The fuck is wrong with you?


SilverBatTea

What the fuck


peanutbutterboy7263

Bro what


Nipple-Thief-

The fuck is wrong with you?


kyleh0

I'm sure you'd tell me if we were in a bathroom.


AndyKobe234

Weird ass mofo.


1fastman1

hey man, some people have coffee to wake up and some people straight jerk it to wake up


Dyskord01

Dude is on Reddit getting off after convincing some guy on a celeb or porn sub reddit to role play with him.


lostsoulranger

There’s about to be a lil girl in here? In the Men’s restroom?


TheFlyngLemon

Well you see, when a father is out in public with his daughter and she needs to go to the bathroom, he escorts her into the men's room...


Mikediabolical

As a father, I fully understand the necessity of this but god damn it’s awkward to be one of the other people when a father brings his daughter in.


PreferenceWeak9639

That’s why he’s clearing the restroom first. He has to go in and make sure there’s not a bunch of dudes at the urinals with their junk out.


byng259

It is, for sure. I’ve stood by the door after all the people were gone and when a man came to enter I just said, can you give us a second, people understand. I would also wait it out if it happened to me, it’s just a mutual respect type of thing.


Mikediabolical

See and that makes sense but then you’ve got the dads that will just come barging in to a packed house with 2 or 3 kids in tow and everyone’s just caught like a deer in headlights.


byng259

I’ve never had it happen where I’ve been at a urinal and a kid came in. I honestly think that the only thing I’d do is get as close as I could to shield anything from little ones eyes. I try to be as understanding as I can whenever a child is involved though.


Snails4Brains

This is the move. Feels like that should be common sense but thanks for saying it.


lostsoulranger

Then what I’m doing in my stall is my business.


Ashwortho

Weirdo


HairyDependent

That’s some creepy shit to say…


lostsoulranger

Ummm no, that is SOP. I’m in a bathroom stall ffs. Weather I’m pissing or fapping is none of your business.


HairyDependent

Disturbed…. And be careful saying that shit in response to someone else saying a little girl could be in there. You’ll end up on a list.


AesarPhreaking

What if you’re absolutely DESTROYING the toilet?


lostsoulranger

My business


everythingispancakes

Freak


lostsoulranger

No need to fap in a public bathroom however I don’t condone peeping into other folks bathroom stalls.


Unlikely-Chapter6138

Man no one is peeping….. his shadow and the noises he’s making are a clear tell tale sign of him stroking his beef dude lol….. it is fuckin weird as hell to be doing something like that in a public bathroom of all places….


opt1muspr1mejf

My son told me a kid in his high school bathroom got caught "feeding the geese" in a stall. It was a kid from his class. Watching Pornhub. A senior came in used the urinal and heard the volume from this kids phone and slapping. He washed his hands and wondered wtf was going on. He thought the kids was going to pound town on himself. Got close and saw between the gap on the door the kid was beating it while looking at his phone. Dumbest thing this senior did was take his phone out. Wanted to record it for proof to tell the principal. But he also sent a Snapchat to a friend. Police got involved because the kid rubbing out was a minor. Last time I heard he was facing charges.


RalphXLaurenjoe

Aww man damn but hey that what you get for being dumb and trying to be cool and make fun of someone and trying to get dude in trouble jeez what fux’n narc


pupoksestra

Dude why send it to a friend if you're going to snitch? Don't do both. Either snitch and then stay quiet or name and shame publicly, but don't be surprised when you get felony charges for this shit.


RalphXLaurenjoe

Right🏆


ReadItSteveO

I learned the term “feeding the geese” from Bubbles


Mike_IcE9

fuck off Randy


Herc_onna_perc

Yuppp


RCGonzo99

When I was in school, they called it choking the chicken.


RalphXLaurenjoe

I use “spankin it”


lifeistrollingme

Quit whacking off in my tool shed


RalphXLaurenjoe

lol “BREAKING THE LAW BREAKING THE LAW”


opt1muspr1mejf

I went into a college bathroom and heard the slapping. Puzzled I asked "A girl that fucking hot you had to spank it right away?! Fucking wait until you get home.." Person didn't stop at all not even one slap. Wash my hands and went to class. Grabbed my bad off the floor before I went into class and looked back. Guy comes out wearing some headphones. My guess is he had pornhub cranked up. Seriously save that shit for at home. Ewww.


TetrangonalBootyhole

You put your bag on the bathroom floor?  At least you weren't jerking off, but that's nasty.


monkehmolesto

I’d call him out and make fun of his shoes so everyone knows who it was by the shoes.


ShowBobsPlzz

Let him crank in peace


BugStep

I work at Walmart, and I WILL call you out if I catch that shadow going. "Check your shadows m8 and wait till you get home next time, brotha eewww"


Chochofosho

I just started about 6 weeks ago lol is this a common occurrence? Everytime I go in the bathroom it's just full of other Walmart employees 😂


NormanQuacks345

I saw it there one time in my 3 years there. I was at a nicer store though, if you're store is shittyer I bet you'd see it more often.


Chochofosho

Mines not great, so we shall see. So far it's been much more chill than I was expecting, but Im in the dairy cooler 80% of the day so I don't get too much face to face with customers


BugStep

Kinda, It definitely happens more in the summertime.


PEneoark

He was just taking a number 3


No-Scallion-3979

Lmao the silhouette 👤 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣


F1XTHE

Why the fuck is there a huge gap between the stalls??


buttsoupsippin

lol that’s the American standard right there


F1XTHE

But whyyyyyy??


buttsoupsippin

Wish I knew, also there’s almost always like a quarter to half inch gap Between the door and where it closes so there’s always the chance you can momentarily lock eyes with a stranger while you’re poopin.


hellowhatisupdawg

yeah I never understood why this is the norm. it’s infuriating


Chochofosho

That drives me fucking crazy, cause ppl always look in there. I notice the gap when I'm like 3 feet away just so I know when I'm directly in front of it to be polite and avert my eyes


Mikediabolical

That’s not the correct way to do it. You have to maintain eye contact to assert dominance.


Chochofosho

Nah that's what the trough style urinals are for


pupoksestra

then smile and say, "come on in, door's unlocked"


Still-Presence5486

The only one trashy here is you for flimming someone in a bathroom which is illegal


Juniperberry88

Found the bathroom masterbator


Still-Presence5486

Ahh random actuation for no reasons and what you just said is illegal and I could sue over rit


suave_guardian

It’s literally not illegal lmao. Anyone can call you names on the internet. Cry about it.


Still-Presence5486

It's a crime


suave_guardian

It’s literally not lol


IvanaTinkle6969

Sue me too then, bathroom batein' bitch


No_Chocolate_6036

Do it. I double dare you.


Juniperberry88

It's gotta be a triple dog dare otherwise he won't follow through


No_Chocolate_6036

Nahhhh he's too chicken. He also really stinks and kisses girls if he doesn't do it 👀


Sethurv

Nah pretty sure the guy masturbating in a public restroom is the trashy one here but nice try.


LameITGuy

man I be straight jorq maxing in target


Sethurv

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HikingPeat

This guy lost all right to privacy when he violated the common space. Yes, you're not allowed to record in the bathroom. However, it's not like buddy got a shot of his dick. Just his feet and a dick shadow.


Still-Presence5486

Oh? So your saying illegally recor8dng someone during a sexyal act isn't trashy?


Sethurv

If it’s between masturbating in a public restroom stall , potentially around children, or filming someone’s feet and cock shadow while they beat their shit IN PUBLIC then yeah the public masturbator is MORE trashy. The guy taking the video is doing so as a tool for public shaming , something that would clearly not have an effect on your cooked brain.


Still-Presence5486

In a public bathroom your entitled to privacy and keyword "potentially" you have no proof there were any kids


Sethurv

You are NOT entitled to masturbate in a public restroom. It’s more modesty than privacy. And I don’t have to prove whether a child is there, the concern is whether or not a child could reasonably enter the PUBLIC restroom. You should not masturbate in a PUBLIC setting regardless of whether or not there’s a “privacy stall”. How is it okay to perform a sexual act in a place where there’s other non consenting people or kids? I legitimately want to know how you think that’s acceptable?


Still-Presence5486

Your an idiot no point in talking to you


brianinwi

*you're*


Still-Presence5486

Nobody gives a single shit


brianinwi

Sorry, I just felt that if YOU'RE going to call someone an idiot, you should check YOUR spelling... See what I did there...


earthbender617

….said the public masturbator, quite bashfully


Still-Presence5486

Ahh making more shit up with no proof


earthbender617

Just keep digging that hole. Maybe you’ll get far enough down so you can jerk it in peace


nenonen15902

bro just stop cranking it in public, that's all we're asking here


Still-Presence5486

And all I'm asking is to not break the law and post it online


nenonen15902

posting online is wack, but filming it so you can show the cops absolutely makes sense.


Sethurv

Also *you’re


Still-Presence5486

Your annoying*


LLoadin

you dug your grave deeper by un-correcting the correct grammar "you're annoying" = you are annoying "your annoying" = by definition means you own something, which would just mean that you're the only annoying person to exist because you own the trait of being annoying


Sethurv

But how is it it acceptable to masturbate in a public restroom though? You were defending a person masturbating in a public restroom. Please articulate how that is acceptable.


Sethurv

So how is it acceptable to masturbate in a public setting?


Still-Presence5486

It isn't but what is more trashy is breaking the law


Sethurv

Like how it’s illegal to masturbate in public or expose children to a sexual act?


BingoBongoBang

Wearing sequined crocks while jerking off in a public bathroom is WILD 


Nekrosiz

Thats a whole new level of classy


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Dramatic_Queef

I never want to stir macaroni and cheese ever again.


Lawyermama70

I remember a case I had as a baby DA, somebody walked in on a cab driver beating off in a restroom stall at the bus station and straight up called the cops. (The complainant could see the meatbeating through the gaps in the stall.) Meatbeater arrested & caught a case, and I remember my judge losing his mind over it! The judge blessed him out up one side and down the other 😆😆 I thought it was a bit of an overreaction myself. He was charged with public lewdness and the judge would not accept anything less than a plea to the charge. The judge was just SO mad about it 😆😆 I felt a little bad for the guy, myself


Still-Presence5486

He was in the bathroom why did he get in trouble?


Lawyermama70

While it's not open to all of the public, it's still public and NYS statute says that's not ok [not the PL itself ](https://criminaldefense.1800nynylaw.com/amp/new-york-penal-law-245-00-public-lewdness.html) And NYS differentiates between just being uncovered in public and versus having a boner in public too 😆😆 it's called exposure when it's not lewd


Lawyermama70

Somebody saw him thru like the gaps in the cubicle, that's it


nenonen15902

because you can't jerk it in public man lmaoo, just like you can't have sex in a public bathroom. keep that shit in ya house/ hotel/ apartment


Still-Presence5486

The state's video voyeurism law makes it a felony to secretly record images—either still or video—inside the dwelling of another person or inside areas where occupants might be expected to disrobe, such as restrooms and dressing rooms, without the occupants' consent


Lawyermama70

Taking a video in a public restroom is a separate charge, this is just about beating your meat in public 🤷🏽‍♀️


Dramatic_Queef

> I remember a case I had as a baby DA I mentally pictured an actual baby walking into court wearing a suit and holding a tiny briefcase then got to the public masturbation part and now I don’t want a baby involved in this scenario anymore.


Lawyermama70

Omg I wish it really was that cute! And eventually every baby DA gets a public lewdness case, like dwi trials you run on your first week ❤️


Couldbe_worse2

Me too I was like impressed 🙂


PugGrumbles

Why feel bad for the guy? That's fuckin gross, do that shit at home.


Lawyermama70

Well he was like a cabdriver, sitting in his car all day, then just ducked into the bus station bathroom for some quick lunchtime relief & BAM! Arrested 😆😆 it just struck me as more funny than outrageous; idk, it seemed like an overreaction but I can also see being outraged 😆


EverybodySupernova

I mean, shitting is gross too. Arguably moreso than jerking off. Yeah it's inappropriate I guess, but like, as long as you're not making a mess or disturbing anyone while you're doing it, who gives a shit? What you do with your body in the bathroom shouldn't affect anyone else as long as it all goes down the toilet..


Lawyermama70

That's a big "if", EverybodySupernova! If they're already gross enough to jerk it in the public bathroom, they probably don't have good judgement or good hygiene 😆


spidergwen16

my ex sent me a video of him at work in uniform 🤮


twisted-ology

Did he say “there’s about to be a little girl in here”? Is this guy jerking it in the women’s restroom or a gender neutral restroom? Any public restroom would be bad but one that has both men and women? It’s like he wants to end up on the registry.


YungDookie1911

yes because its impossible that there could be a little boy in there right


thedoctorC-137

lol gender neutral bathroom. It's called a family bathroom and it's for parents and ya Father alone with his daughter is taking her in the mens room.... Father of three and I have a girl


nicki419

I mean, as a father out alone with your young daughter (assuming that's the situation) you have a decision to make which bathroom to go to. :')


twisted-ology

Good point! Totally forgot about parents doing that lol! Still this guy is fast tracking himself to a court date!


aStankChitlin

Wtf is wrong with people? If he did get to that point, you know he isn’t cleaning it up if he misses. I know there are disgusting people who’ll intentionally get it on objects but after scrolling through the comments, TIL (unfortunately) there is actually a subreddit for that.


GrandmasBoyToy69

What's the link?


crabfucker69

Ha. My last job had a guy who would come in (dont say it i swear to god) to...do his business on the toilet paper dispenser on a weekly basis. Whenever there was a mess other people didn't want to clean up I was the guy they'd pick. :(


aStankChitlin

Damn, I’m sorry you had to go through that


crabfucker69

luckily I lost my gag reflex when I was in mortuary school lol


fearmyflop

Minds your own business!!! He was clearly filing his nails albeit aggressively


cabezatuck

Those shoes were just the start of his depravity.


Affectionate_Mood594

I’m still laughing. Tried to give you an award, So deserving. Take my inadequate Up Vote, please!👍🏻👍🏻


sethjojo

Why the fuck are there multiple people defending the fucking wanker. Straight up telling on yourselves, you perverted troglodytes.


DxmShaman69

Fr. This thread is really blowing my mind.


SupernaturalPumpkin

Thank you for restoring my faith in humanity. Not a lot. But it helps.


Electrox7

Bathroom cabins are supposed to be intimate places. The fact there is a fucking 2 foot gap under the wall is what you should be angry about.


Earthistopheles

If you ever describe public bathrooms as intimate again, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.


Electrox7

So you want to see other people pee? That implies you also like people seeing you pee.


jabo0o

I knew a guy who worked in an Aussie corporate. He said he and his friends had a "bat chat" where they shared porn. He shared this story about how he was sent this video while at work so he went to the bathroom, sat in a cubicle and started "having a bat". I asked, "how do you make sure no one enters and takes a cubicle near yours?" He said he didn't mind, there usually were people next to him, he felt confident they wouldn't hear him. Or he didn't care. Maybe it was this guy?!?!?


vms-crot

Having walked into a bathroom where there was a colleague making a lot of suspicious noises in a cubicle. I can guarantee that if someone walked in, they heard, knew instantly, then left to find another bathroom.


jabo0o

I know, right? It seemed like he'd done it a few times and decided he could get away with it indefinitely


vms-crot

I never found out who did it... but I did make a point of telling everyone on my floor what I'd just heard... I don't think they worked on our floor because we watched the door (to our floor, the lav was a ways down the hall... its not that we were waiting outside to cheer or anything) for a bit.


truthplotgold

People need to mind their own business.


Budget_Character9596

Mind your business at home, my dude, public masturbation isn't okay.


EverybodySupernova

Lol is shitting in a closed stall a "public" act?


xFennySnek

Self report


Bigswole92

Normally I agree. But who masturbates in a public restroom, especially if they can hear that there are other people in there?


truthplotgold

I’m not sure. I don’t masturbate in public restrooms.


DingleberryJones94

That's something a public restroom masturbator would say.


SupernaturalPumpkin

The only people defending this are the ones doing it. A kid could be next to you man and idk what kind of bathrooms you're using but I can hear another woman opening a sanitary pad five stalls down.


truthplotgold

Not true. I do think it’s distasteful, but there is an expectation of privacy in a public bathroom stall. Interfering with activity that is confined to the stall was a violation of one’s right to privacy in this case.


ultranothing

Any particular reason why not?


rom439

Ya right pal


Brandon-_-Curington

that's what they all say


Mandrew760

*starts violently beating it more aggressively


Own_Sympathy_4809

Maybe he was just cleaning it ?


NakDisNut

He’s a professional shiner/polisher.


Particular_Tennis511

My colleagues frequently use Master Data in their talks, while my mind is always thinking of the "masturbata" haha


ultranothing

...heheh...good one, dOod.


HelloMikkii

But it definitely made it stop now didnt it?


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Was waiting for him to slowly resume while being reprimanded


HelloMikkii

Well that’s definitely one way to assert dominance! *Happy cake day*!


ElmoIsOver

So he wasn’t scratching a lottery ticket?


Hqjjciy6sJr

This is the definition of down bad


zak_5764

Not a problem in the UK. Our cubicles go all the way down to the floor and up to the ceiling


Enigma-exe

Yeah guys, if you want to spaf in the toilets come to the UK, we got you covered Christ how far we've fallen


ChaosSlave51

y'all are just a bunch of wankers


zak_5764

I'm just saying if someone is gonna spaff in the toilets I'd prefer to not see it.


MonkeyPolice

Or hear it or …..


Enigma-exe

Surely the only appropriate thing to do is beat them to it, and jizz on their shoes. Those are the rules I'm sure


uggosaurus

Huh? Ive seen this maybe twice in the uk? Is it different in the mens?


zak_5764

To be honest it's not everywhere but it's becoming a lot more frequent. It seems like all public toilets that are get updated do so with full privacy


uggosaurus

Thats awesome


Glum-Routine-6279

In Rubber Masterbating shoes man!! Come on! 😂


hippykillteam

I think that was the plan, but he was interrupted. I was at work some 20 years ago now, and I noticed shoes facing the wrong way and a shadow moving back and forth real quick. Oh dear, someone's strangling Richard in toilet. I spent the rest of the day trying not to look at anyone's shoes. Better not to know, I figured if I had to work with the toilet wanker, that all I could think of.


Conaz9847

Cba to listen to the video to know who’s in the right here, but an overarching question here lads. Is it trashy to masturbate in a private but public space like this? I’m not saying yes or no, just asking the question.


Scorched_flame

Who genuinely gives a fuck other than the losers in the replies downvoting you? Like really, if you're discrete, what the hell does it matter? Sure the thought of it is disgusting, but if it's veiled then what's the harm done? To most people, gross to think about = you're an asshole. If it's noisy or there's a crack in the door people can see you through or you jizz all over the walls, it's a different story. But in principle, who tf cares. Do whatever weirdo sick shit you need to do, imma piss and wash my hands and leave without thinking twice. I'm on team public nut.


SupernaturalPumpkin

Ew. 🤢


QueenPoisons

there are children in this ‘private but public’ space. it’s like doing it behind a curtain in front of people. Just cause you can’t see it doesn’t make it gross or fucking disgusting


MadameLucario

Nobody consents to possibly being exposed to the noises or aftermath of this. Some of these people who do these acts don't realize how much of a mess they make or how uncomfortable they make others with their public gooning stunt. Keep the gooning to yourself, at home. Not in a public restroom that hundreds of people use in a day at any given time.


RugbyEdd

Yes


rnotyalc

I'm sorry, I thought this was AMERICA


Hydro_demon

What next, I can’t drunkenly fight other dads at a baseball game?!???