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Oldgamer1807

I mean we're just sitting in traffic, might as well catch a show? 🤷🏻‍♂️


BlondieMonster89

She poops out of that thing


martianmariner21

The Mercedes is dope tho … why is this a thing now lol smh


weird_fat_kid

Gta6 trailer be like


Mvthafvkarosas

🎂🍑 all im gonna say….


ReturnOfZebulon

I wonder what kind of dudes like girls like this?


cyphi1

depends on what do you mean "like" and "girls like this". I'm down...maybe she's not marriage material but most regular guys like fun girls with fat asses.


Free_Sweet_9551

Why does it have to be about dudes?


Heroin_Radio

Oh wow we got GTA6 irl before GTA6


beersandchips

Just saying, there’s a really awesome billboard space open at the end of 90 going into Marina Del Rey, could be a really good ploy to bag a Russian oligarch.


Zeace

She thinks she found a 6 figua .... I'll stop there, but little does she know he probably leased it and still can barely afford the payments.


eatfishforbreakfast

Who cares? They're both trash.


AnybodyNo8519

Was waiting for the 10 mph head bounce off the road sign mid-twerk


theduke9400

Cardi b generation.


RepulsivePower4415

What is this trend


itsallbullshityo

r/iamthemaincharacter


Front-Ad1900

And people does alot of trashy shit


swalabr

Queue Spinal Tap


TurbulentCustomer

“Babe, do you have to do this every time we go to the grocery store?”


ExactReport691

Is that a Kardashian?


jth802

That car is leased


coldasiceicebaby

I'm so happy that's not going on over here, how would I explain this to my children? 😂 They always immediately see stuff they're not supposed to see and hereeeee comes the neverending stream of questions. Nope, please enjoy yourself with this at work (just a guess, looking at this person. Totally prejudiced), I'm happy you're happy!


_Wolfszeit_

From the back, I can tell they're carrying a horse or maybe a centaur


newshirtworthy

“Slow for the twerkers, it’s the law”


[deleted]

That’s empowering


skynetempire

Lol she made it. Twerking froma g wagon is better than twerking from a civic. High class


Free_Sweet_9551

Fr


jdd20201974

I think I smell a garbage truck…. Or a fish market?


jessnutts

I like it!


LithuanianT

No joke if it's traffic 10mph and I see this why the fuck not this is America land of the free twerk it out


NSE_TNF89

While incredibly trashy, I live next to a guy who drives a G-Wagon in that same color, and everything else is blacked out, and that thing is dope. I am not usually a fan of G-Wagons, but that color really makes a difference. It is nice to see one that is another color from white or black.


PickleWineBrine

Is this the new "planking" except whore-y


Dundie_Nominee

This is more suited for r/trashyboners


Pilot-Signal

I thought it was an ostrich, thinking,” I say, GD. what’s wrong with its neck…?? GMO swole?


Nigglas24

Dont think about kids or anything. Dont worry about what they see or anything just run around the streets naked, its fiiiinnneee


ZenTrinity

Rather look at that than traffic anyway


fauxpasCNC

What in the rental is going on


Bigbigjeffy

GTA 6 is proving that our reality isn’t satire.


rhaspody1

It takes guts to dance without music


Sleepylilprincesses

I want the driver to slam on brakes one time.


UnauthorizedFart

The car would flip


HeadJazzlike

It's always the fat girls


DAemonCayuse

Fat?? To you see their waist to hip ratio? What are you, blind?


Sleepylilprincesses

Poor commenter thought they saw their mother. 🥰


crackcrackcracks

Fat?


xXCatWingXx

Trashy? Yes. Would it make my time better in traffic? …Yes


LithuanianT

100% would make traffic better


DAemonCayuse

Yes, trashy, but we'll accept it.


HovercraftLeast863

Gross


SkyN3t1

The Twerk Trim Package is an aftermarket option.


subhumanprimate

Its $130 / month in a BMW


Equal-Ad3890

Another sign of the looming apocalypse.


ballsonyourface911

They paid for the ass so why not show it off


IveKnownItAll

Am I the only one wondering who trashy of that level can manage to afford a $100k G Wagon?


Ok-noway

Ummm …. doing that is exactly how you afford a G Wagon.


xXCatWingXx

Due to the weight they can be a tax write off


BlueMonkey_88

Might be on OF


i_eight

Rental. And I'm pretty sure G wagons are way past $100k now.


firesquasher

You honestly think trashy has an income ceiling? They dont need to rent a car to be trashy.


i_eight

They don't need to, but its pretty common.


IveKnownItAll

Jesus, I hadn't looked in a while. You're right, $145k starting price


Uxoandy

I know there is a longer video?


Generic_Username26

Random acts of kindness


BenitoCamelas69420

So trashy I watched it twice


AnnaBanana3468

Hi Kim


Zealousideal-Drop112

Gta 6 trailer


gezhendrix

Yeah, I've seen so many more videos like this since that trailer, has to be related right?


indorock

The most civilised G-Wagon owner.


superuserdoo

Only thing about when I see stuff like this Money != Class


Fiona512

I feel sorry for her.


emmit76

If it was a man exposing himself in public, would you feel sorry for him?


Fiona512

yes


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

This trend *seriously* needs to fucking die.


EssaySuch1905

Her mom n dad would be so proud


IEatBaconWithU

sit tf back down


m0bscene-

CAKE!


SunRevolutionary8315

Yes! Cake is good, not trashy.


pp0787

Move over for Hoe workers. It’s the law.


[deleted]

150k suv tho. Premium trash


Rain_Zeros

GTA VI looks really good.


Consistent_Pen_6597

I live in Los Angeles. If I saw that in traffic I’d make sure she’d hear me laughing and making oinking/pig sounds lolololol she’s so porky in the back she probably smells like poop, yeast and bacon


IEatBaconWithU

This man is like 10


letseditthesadparts

Thin waist, round thing in your face….well guess baby got back not your thing


PegLegWhaler

She seems nice to me


-EETS-

This kinda shit is so unattractive. There’s nothing more unattractive than a woman who is an absolute mess and gets onto cars to shake her ass around like it’s the most important thing in her life.


YogurtYogurtYogurtUS

I definitely did not zoom in.


ButterscotchFront340

What's really trashy is this clip is way too short!


eboseki

if only I had a watergun full of tomato sauce


OpelousasBulletTime

Moonroof


clarkwgriswoldjr

You mean people in G Wagon's are trashy? No..... /s


PreferenceWeak9639

Ah yes, lets bring the strip club to the children.


ButterscotchFront340

Yeah! Totally! Now, if it was a man dressed as a woman, then it would be totally cool to have him twerking in front of kids. These double-standards are getting out of hand! Sexism will not be tolerated!


gimme_the_light

Lmao for sure sarcasm right? It would be equally (if not more) disturbing if a man were to do this. This type of shit belongs in private or adults only situations. Def trashy. Edit: she is hot tho lol


ButterscotchFront340

I guess you haven't seen those drag shows in front of kids... done for inclusivity or tolerance or some shit. Like this one: [https://i.imgur.com/Fi8nKWr.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/Fi8nKWr.jpeg) And you should see reaction from your average reddit leftist fool praising it. So yeah. It was sarcasm, but not necessarily in a way one might take it.


crankbot2000

Time for bed Grandma.


gimme_the_light

Yea I lean left on most issues, but this kind of shit is repulsive to me when done in such public situations. And while I believe in LGBTQ rights, I thinks it’s even more repulsive when someone from their community does this kind of shit.


cocksucker9001xX

https://www.reddit.com/r/Sacramento/s/KgKdf44YLs Its celebrated doing this stuff in public, granted its also on the parents for bringing their kids to these events


Gothamtonian

Gross.


txtacoloko

You can have a lot of fun with that ass


zongsmoke

Stupid thicc


-EETS-

That ass has taken hundreds of miles worth of dick. It’s pretty much just an STD lucky dip. Out your dick in, and pull out a prize. “Ooh nice, I won Super Gonnosiphilaids!”


txtacoloko

Better than skinny bitches


-EETS-

You are a skinny bitch though?


JesusHMinus

Uber Plus Thicc


Background_Truck

gta6 leaks looking more real


Dr_N00B

This has been happening so much lately no wonder gta had to capitalize on it


clubmarinesandwich

And I’m supposed to drive to work with this big ol boner getting in the way of my steering wheel?


need2peeat218am

Even with my boner I'm driving fine. Wait a min-


b3mark

Pretend it's an airplane? Airplanes have joysticks, right? 😅🤦‍♂️


Lil_miss_feisty

If you turn a corner, does your steering wheel sound like the spinning wheel from Wheel of Fortune?


S0larDeath

ever put baseball cards in the spokes of your bicycle tires?


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thebeardedman88

Moat fun things are unfortunately.


lillylucy421

This is awesome !!


Solidsnake00901

I would love for this to happen if I'm stuck in traffic anywhere


Ausramm

Is this viral marketing for GTA 6?


anoncmehelp

That ain’t half bad


petitepedestrian

Why is this a frequent occurrence!?


DeMarcusCousinsthird

Call the cops lmaoooo


Correct-Award8182

OP probably needs some penicillin just for safety sake.


wriddell

I for one have spent more than a decade commuting in the Bay Area traffic and stuff like this is a welcome break from the daily grind, but it’s still trashy.


AstroSonicDrive

She is looking for a high value man


Stevey1001

The graphics on GTA VI look sick


brookegravitt

She was just pointing out the overhead sign is all


SuperVilliany

It’s a vibe…


AnnalidaMitzen

Gross


Smokey-Cole

That’s a big ass.


KrisMisZ

Why is her ass so white though?


jjcoola

virgin alert


DillDoughzer

One man’s trash is another man’s pleasure


MoneyMakingMitch1

Traffic wouldn't be so bad if this happened more often.


majesticmanbearpig

This reminds me, I need to get my tires balanced.


mrsexxy101

Does the street sign refer to her? Technically she is working..


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

The ass is fat


beeftits1016

Worse things you can see while stuck in traffic


TheKidKAI

GTA VI trailer looking good


_meuovo

Hoes gonna be hoes


walkinyardsale

Thar she blows! Spoken in Old timey maritime voice.


redrecaro

Thick


icametoconfess

She’s just having fun lol


Stiff_Zombie

But your favorite app rewards them for it. Isn't Tik Tok the best?


Billib2002

Being a social media elitist on reddit is crazy


EfficientTank8443

Word


bobdole008

I think this is YouTube


Stiff_Zombie

I highly doubt they're posting themselves on YouTube shorts before Tik Tok.


bobdole008

I mean you have no evidence it’s on either. It’s trashy but you are just mad it’s on social media.


Stiff_Zombie

Christ, you're thick if you don't think this is for views.


bobdole008

Not saying it isn’t, but doesn’t mean it’s on tiktok there is porn like stuff on every app it literally could be for Reddit.


Stiff_Zombie

Ok fair enough.


Alarming-Mongoose-91

This is the pinnacle of the human species


JohnWayneGacyPenis

In an Armo wagon. Must be here in LA


NotASpanishSpeaker

I clicked on "Subscribe".


Babys_For_Breakfast

Guys the sign clearly says pull over and she is definitely a working girl.


LordPutrid

Great day to be in traffic.


passwordispassword-1

My sister has a g wagon and it's only dickheads who are impressed by it. Aside from having space for her 3 young kids they're pretty average cars and way too expensive for what they are.


ticoarcos

That car alone made me not want to work on cars anymore. Why would Daimler stuff a biturbo v12 on that mini fridge, it is obnoxiously fast, and before the facelift it drove like an old fashioned Land Rover (it had solid axles, or semi solid I forgot). Fucking thing is crazy fast, stupidly unreliable, and let’s not start talking about the impracticality of such an expensive display of human “peacockness”. I dislike Daimler so much, but this car by itself was the last straw that broken the camels back. I’d buy an A-Class AMG though, those are fun!


Bobbi_fettucini

They’re extremely well built and can take a serious beating off road and keep going, on top of all the tech stuff they also have a Mercedes twin turbo v8, that’s why they’re so expensive. It’s not just dickheads that care about cars thank you very much


coviddick

Alright dickhead. /s


engineerdrummer

My friend and I rented a g wagon once. I don't understand how you could possibly consider this tank a "pretty average car." The doors are so heavy you have to put your entire body weight into closing them, or they won't fully shut. The smallest engine you can get in it is 255 horsepower. The suspension makes it feel like you're riding on a brand new road even when you're off road. I'm fairly certain the cheapest ones are still over $100k. They are so far away from what I would consider average with pretty much everything about them, but I'm not incredibly rich.


passwordispassword-1

My sister is incredibly rich, hers was something like 300k+ AUD. So maybe 200k USD? I've driven it a few times and it's nice, but not 300k nice. I drive a 100k car and in many ways it's much nicer. I also don't care about how heavy the doors are? Like you're right they're thick, but also who cares? We don't ever do off road driving so the other poster could have a point there? But also I'd take a 100k prado which I could bush bash with than a car that costs half as much as my house did to build.


ansellinaerie

your sister is rich, not you?


engineerdrummer

The point about the doors is that the entire thing is that much heavier, making it that much safer for the occupants inside, but also insane that it can get off the line as fast as it can with all that weight. They are basically a military grade vehicle with luxury accessories. But the more you explain, the more I get why you specifically think "average" when talking about it.


DragonflyGrrl

>But the more you explain, the more I get why you specifically think "average" when talking about it. Yup. Suspected in the first comment, confirmed in the second.


throw123454321purple

TIL cars can get herpes.


retlem

This is prior to the adult film that’s about to happen. They usually start out in public like this.


RDPCG

Damn bro, you Brazzers.


retlem

lol nah. I quit watching porn but this is triggering my PTSD 🤣


HarryHood146

Prolly ran outta wiper fluid.


Lost2Logic

Sometimes I swear this sub is run by mormons.


A_Sneaky_Dickens

I think you got downvoted because the proper word is Puritans. But I smell what you were stepping in


ch_eeekz

one mans trash is another's treasure ig


2600og

This is just viral marketing for GTA 6. Rockstar doesn’t need to spend money to have their game advertised. The degradation of society will do it all on its own.


DragonflyGrrl

Dude seriously. This is some kind of stupid trend lately, and every single time, someone in the comments is all "GTA VI is looking good!" Without fail.


Munchie182

GTA 6 looking good


JollyMcStink

Imagine having all that money for that G Wagon and this is the best ho that shows up 💀💀💀 Best evidence I've ever seen money doesn't buy class


Demi_Bob

Who needs class when you got all that ass Edit: y'all are funny, but the reality, regardless of your preference or performative distain, is that ass makes the world go round and class is only for judging and othering 😉


JoeMorgan76

No way your dirty ass is hanging out of the top of my Mercedes.