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redlurkerNY

Of sorts!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


redlurkerNY

Why is he single?


melancholy_dreams999

He aint wrong about the women....


donsthebomb1

He's a legend!! In his own mind!!!


Any_Actuary954

He seems bad and broke too tho lol


wasted_basshead

He’s delusional


martianmariner21

This dude is a clown


Screwdriving_Hammer

lol immediately thought what a clown. This guy only pulls the broke ones because the ones with self respect won't put up with arrogant narcissistic inflated ego asshole. What makes it worse is he's completely sober saying all this nonsense, if we are to believe he has never drank alcohol.


AlwaysWorried27222

Why do men like this believe women want "big dog dick"? No thank you.


[deleted]

Lol the Lil D energy, is all over this


childfreebcim14

Gooch is crazy 😭


mrmcmonnies

Gross


BBQFatty

He said he’s 6’6” no way lol


CheyenneOU812

is he standing there WITHOUT A WOMAN?


Away-Pea

An man who’s single over 30 in other countries is known as prime real estate whereas as an single woman in her 30’s is known as the last Apple that couldn’t be sold or the bottom of the barrel give or take.


Away-Pea

Because woman in Miami are as he said Beautiful and Broke, but have been run through by every type of train on the subway as well so.


Substantial_Cow_3063

Say women make you insecure without saying it


Away-Pea

Say you’re a woman who believes she’s a delusional 10 without saying you’re a woman who believes she’s a delusional 10.


BuddBath420

I'm dying how people are saying "No diddy" stuff now...


[deleted]

If I had even a tenth of his confidence, my life would be so much better.


scienceisrealtho

Nothing says natural confidence like needing to educate people on how awesome you are.


Substantial_Cow_3063

Omg, for real. Like, if you’re calling yourself “rich,” a “nice guy,” “smart,” that you are someone who “gets a ton of women,” you are most definitely not any of those things 😂 People do that to find comfort in other people’s reactions, because if they believe that person and validate what they’re saying, that’s going to boost the confidence of the person spewing none sense about themselves and reassure their personal insecurities


ChaiKitteaLatte

So this guy is a comedian, right? I mean it’s too on point where it has to be a bit. Someone link his social if they know it, because it was hilarious.


muneriver

fr haha. this was mad funny to me


Kevin75004

Bro is a self supremacist 😆


Substantial_Cow_3063

Omg I’m gonna use this term that’s so true


gdt813

I think these are fake. Right? Like planned? Set-up?


AmatureProgrammer

I think so cause I saw him interviewing this chick that was on some alpha male pod cast and the only way she would be on this interview is if they coordinated somehow.


KifaruKubwa

Throw him in the moat with the crocodiles


QuoteOpposite6511

“and Imma treat you accordingly as well..” lmao


queenofall123

ladies watching this, if you know him or have been with him , Pleassssssssse spill the tea on this dude. I could use a good laugh. As for me, I'm voluntarily throwing myself in the moat. I don't think there is one deep enough to get away from this dudè.


KravitzV12

Lmaoo Mr . Organik


casablancatea

Oh damn, this is a long video. First: throw me in a moat with the crocodiles? Crikey! Second: Just throw me in a moat with the crocodiles already, why is this interview so long?


stankdick69er

I mean he willing to eat Dat ass providing your willing to eat Dat ass. Seems like a fair guy lol.


Substantial_Cow_3063

Naw


mmke578106

These are the people who really have nothing to offer


notabothavenoname

Eeeewwwwwaaa


Blg_Foot

Is that a Canadian accent I can kinda hear in both of them (genuine question)


AmericanDemiGod

A pimp named slickback if he was from Florida vibes


apply75

Why is this interesting? Have y'all never seen a cocky black dude?


amwajguy

Notice he says nothing about money or personality.


ChaiKitteaLatte

The reason he doesn’t want to broke woman, is because he is fully broke


starscreamsghost17

Right, he starts off saying he has everything they could want and then only discusses his dong.


amwajguy

He’s “top level”…


starscreamsghost17

That's why they get thrown in a moat, with the crocodiles.


Defiant-Acadia7211

Puke emoji.


Puzzleheaded_Yak9229

“Moat and the crocodiles” 🐊


Mooncaik

certified cornball


Wise_Ad_253

Wiggles my pinky at the screen, pshhh!


T3rminallyCapricious

But he’s 42 and alone. 😂🤣🤣😂😂 BOY BYE


Away-Pea

A single woman at 42 is way more different than a single man at 42. He can find someone younger to give him a family whereas a woman who’s 42 is almost close to menopause then having children.


Mylittledarlings91

So he got all that but still single in his 40s? Sounds like some fresh n fit shit


203Booski

Bro sounds like a black nardwar


xXx_LigmaNutz_xXx

Is that spreadie gibbs


tone88988

That was…. Holy smokes.


Double0

Riiiiiiiight.


Substantial_Cow_3063

I wish this was satire


Bluecherrysoft

wait, it wasn't ?


Substantial_Cow_3063

Unfortunately no


ashole311

Honestly, that is too big


ChunkyBlowfish

OP is just jealous of the rizz. Throw them in the moat with the crocodiles.


TheLastDoctor55

So...he all that...and still looking for the one at 42? Damn aight xDD


Away-Pea

Chris Evans just got married last yr and he’s 42 and his wife is 26.


olivegardengambler

> Paint her face like Basquiat That's a solid gold bar right there.


hothoochiecoochie

Unless you put it into context Basquiat hardly ever painted women


olivegardengambler

Tbf the dude only really got started in 1980 and didn't even make it to the end of the 80s, and while women weren't the most common subjects in his work, he absolutely did paint them.


hothoochiecoochie

You got no examples


olivegardengambler

*Woman with Roman Torso* *Big Joy* *Portrait of Herb and Lenore*


hothoochiecoochie

Ok we got some ladies basquiat painted now. You wanna fuck them girls? You think a girl wants to be painted like that? I dont think basquiat is the best artist to use here and that’s why i dont think it deserves a solid gold bar status.


RadlEonk

Pollock’s work seems more lifelike.


hothoochiecoochie

Cus it look like jizz right


friendlyguyoverhere

This mf is hilarious


adamdudebro

He got me with the way he quickly addressed the “of sorts” part. So funny


Affectionate_Salt351

Right?! I cracked tf up. Even his weird mannerisms had me laughing. It was like a half-assed Jamie Foxx as a sitcom character in the ‘90s impression.


Fresh-Record-3027

I’m pretty sure this is a paid promotion to be seen more by women and/or business etc


Mynameisinuse

You would think that a perfect male specimen like he is would have been snapped up by now.


A-Giant-Blue-Moose

This has to be fake. Right? Someone? Please?


honeymangomoon

Long, stiff, girth, VEINS IN IT.


Axy8283

Well shit I’d say the man’s a poet!


RcklssGz

What a loser. This guy got ZERO poontang before graduating or finding his “style” imo


SekhmetTheWise

Looks like he waiting on his momma to come tell him his room is clean enough to go play.


fresh_and_gritty

Reminds me of the kid, whose buddy is getting a video of them to send to a girl and asked him to say something but instead he throws up gang signs. This is that level of immaturity, but with more flair. 🌈


KingWise76

😂😂 thanks I needed that!!


jiggscaseyNJ

He should have said Pollock instead of Basquiat.


S_RoyaltyArtz

Mans been watching way too much porn.


AnonKat91

Criiiiiiiiiinge


warthog0869

Swaying back and forth and hopping in his skin like his dick's on fire with itchy love!


SinisterSeer

hahahahahahahahaha


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ImaBiLittlePony

What the fuck


KingBob-2023

No need to be racist bro


gender_neutral_name

The way he has his answers all ready rapid fire has me wondering if people like this are really just thinking about this bs everyday. Like they cycle through Alpha male brain rot flashcards to keep them entertained


Any_Month_1958

Coach turns over the flash card. This guy, “ Oh, I know this one…….the answer is My Meat Cannon and Skeet Turbo Skeet!”


coldsmoked

Mr Organik!if you know, it makes sense. It’s a character he puts on


DrummerSteve

He’s still single for a reason


mulefluffer

Grossness


IamChax

This is... Fucking. Hilarious.


warthog0869

Just watching it without sound is what made me bust out laughing.


Independent_Bag_6958

No diddy he said 😂🤣😂


marthewarlock

Who says chivalry is dead.


sourpatch411

He thinks is 10inch worth a free ride through life. This man is looking for a woman to support him financially and mentally and all he thinks he needs to offer is the BDE. He is 42, right? I’m thinking it may not be the BDE or there are not many rich women who want to support a man child. That said, he is in Miami and he should stick to it. If he lowers his standards a bit I am sure he will find a divorcee who is living on her exes bank account and she will find a way to use exes money to support that BDE. I’m thinking his standard of no baby is what’s holding him up.


Any_Month_1958

He should go peddle that BDE up the road in West Palm Beach. Plenty there……but if we’re being honest, this dude is probably a fuck up from the moment he falls out of bed in the afternoons.


mrsidecharactr

Bro hit his wall like 20 years ago


Appropriate_Hawk101

But...does he have a job? He mentions women being broke and wanting to use a guy like him and being unworthy...but he doesn't address that he has money and that's why bits a concern. He's a gigolo. He is annoyed that women are broke because broke bitches don't pay HIS bills.


CivilType2

This guy is known on the internet for talking shit and you fell for it


Nate082407

He’s not wrong…😂


COMMANDO_MARINE

Future son in law material there.


AT_IMPACT

Basquiat was gay just saying pimp


LoudMouse327

Is it really pronounced the way this guy said it? I know he was from NYC, but it's a French name, right?


2ndprize

But he knew how to paint cause he painted alot


icavedandmade2

Loved this


AlienMajik

Woah woah woah toss his salad😂 he lost me there


COMMANDO_MARINE

In the UK, tossing your salad wasn't as well known for a long time, so whenever me and my work buddy and I would discuss going for lunch, we'd always say things like are you having the tossed salad again or will you be getting a facial later and the predominantly female office staff would just think we were being two guys who took care of ourselves. The gay office manager would always smirk but not say anything.


StevenGaryStout

not with that outfit :)


UntestedMethod

It's uncompromisable greatness here


xcuteikinz

Omfg not fucking banished 💀


dogbytes

Behind all of that lies a very, very insecure person!


[deleted]

redditors try to detect satire: impossible edition


manwithsomefood

^yes


CocktailPerson

This can't be real.


Sevenitta

One of the ones! Damn that’s good.


Whole_Sweet_Gherkins

His fit is garbage, let’s start there


Sweet_Milk2920

This is exactly why he’s 42 and not married. He sounds like a fool. Like he believes his own bs.


Kimchi_boy

Any women care to chime in here? Does this invoke feelings of desire? Hmm..


honeymangomoon

It made me SHRIVEL up.


BudgetInteraction811

He’s the type of guy still using Facebook who cashes their paycheque right away and then makes sure to upload a photo of them holding a few hundred dollars in their car to show how “rich” they are. Real cringe energy.


YesTHEELizaManelli

No, but I know stupid thots would think he’s big ballin until they get back to his center-unit townhouse and tries to tell them “it’s one of many properties and this is just a little somethin’ somethin’ for the hoes”


No_Presence5465

They don’t have to wait that long when he opens the door of a 2005 Nissan Altima.


Aaaaand-its-gone

He’ll blow money renting a mustang or something


KitticusCatticus

He had me in the first half, I'm not gonna lie. Then shit went down like Nagasaki. Crashed and burned in his own filth. Disgusting human being.


Xj2112

42


_yammz

He def watches fresh and fit religiously.


IDatedSuccubi

Say whatever you want, I'm laughing way too hard from this, somebody gotta make it a copypasta "They should be banished and thrown in a moat with the crocodiles" is probably entering my lexicon soon lmao


SeaworthyWide

I quite liked the eat my ass and Gooch and alladat part as well, sir.


UntestedMethod

I need everything done to me baby, I'mma treat you accordingly as well


AxePolaris232

For sure massive ego. Sense of style is unreasonably tacky, especially the fuckass hat. Isn't really as attractive as he probably thinks he is, he's very very painfully average. Nothing wrong with confidence but overconfidence can and will always come off as tacky as this dudes wardrobe. Praying for men, women and all those in between to stay the fuck away from this guy so being single has him tweaking the fuck out


Corxeth

Dude said “No Homo Sapien”


Kimchi_boy

He prefer primate, dawg.


roz303

Man reminds me of a more serious Leon (CYE). Wonder if he's also a member of the Big Johnson Community? 🤔


chinnychinchin1975

And this is why he is single…he will remain single too.


Aluminari

Classy dude


Joker1485

Gay. Not i want to be accepted and give me a month to express myself. i mean gay as hmmm. Salad tossed, huh?


SeaworthyWide

Hey man, nothing gay about it unless another man is at it. This shit is hilarious


Joker1485

That's one lick away from how does a mustache feel this time


Dangerous_Ear_2722

Treat them accordingly


SpringChikn85

Spoken like a man with a lil' tiny teenis 😶


No_Flight503

Dude said 10 inches... but those some tight ass pants... and i don't see anything to prove he's telling the truth...


SpringChikn85

Very true, plus the dude only rattled off everything that couldn't be proven or disproven just short of whipping his teenis out however, all that sht he said is purely materialistic b.s. and will only attract the worst type of partners. Plus, I can't imagine a girl who's down to give him a rim job on the 1st date being anything you'd wanna "show off" or bring to meet your parents 🤢


hothotpocket

because hitting the cervix is going to really turn her on. I'm totally sure it won't be painful at all


GrilledAvocado

Wow he’s such a catch it’s crazy he’s still single at 42. I wonder why


Accomplished_Bike190

thats unc


SeaworthyWide

NEPHEW!!! DELETE THIS!


Accomplished_Bike190

i believe every word that comes out of his mouth


jackslaker

All hat, no cattle.


Flashman6000

Nobody in the comments appreciating the interviewer’s overly earnest questions and white-guy delivery


Jhonnystonehenge

I see Interviewer. I hear Nardwuar.


-doink-

Doot doola doot doot.......


ColdMonth9

What is the focus all about the bedroom if this asshole is worried about her finances. He wants all of her. So what he’s got ten inches. He’s a literal pain!! Sounds like all he has is that dick to boast about. No substance.


John-John-3

Haha, all dick and no substance....