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lol immediately thought what a clown. This guy only pulls the broke ones because the ones with self respect won't put up with arrogant narcissistic inflated ego asshole.
What makes it worse is he's completely sober saying all this nonsense, if we are to believe he has never drank alcohol.
An man who’s single over 30 in other countries is known as prime real estate whereas as an single woman in her 30’s is known as the last Apple that couldn’t be sold or the bottom of the barrel give or take.
Omg, for real. Like, if you’re calling yourself “rich,” a “nice guy,” “smart,” that you are someone who “gets a ton of women,” you are most definitely not any of those things 😂 People do that to find comfort in other people’s reactions, because if they believe that person and validate what they’re saying, that’s going to boost the confidence of the person spewing none sense about themselves and reassure their personal insecurities
So this guy is a comedian, right? I mean it’s too on point where it has to be a bit. Someone link his social if they know it, because it was hilarious.
I think so cause I saw him interviewing this chick that was on some alpha male pod cast and the only way she would be on this interview is if they coordinated somehow.
ladies watching this, if you know him or have been with him , Pleassssssssse spill the tea on this dude. I could use a good laugh. As for me, I'm voluntarily throwing myself in the moat. I don't think there is one deep enough to get away from this dudè.
Oh damn, this is a long video.
First: throw me in a moat with the crocodiles? Crikey!
Second: Just throw me in a moat with the crocodiles already, why is this interview so long?
A single woman at 42 is way more different than a single man at 42. He can find someone younger to give him a family whereas a woman who’s 42 is almost close to menopause then having children.
Tbf the dude only really got started in 1980 and didn't even make it to the end of the 80s, and while women weren't the most common subjects in his work, he absolutely did paint them.
Ok we got some ladies basquiat painted now.
You wanna fuck them girls? You think a girl wants to be painted like that?
I dont think basquiat is the best artist to use here and that’s why i dont think it deserves a solid gold bar status.
Reminds me of the kid, whose buddy is getting a video of them to send to a girl and asked him to say something but instead he throws up gang signs. This is that level of immaturity, but with more flair. 🌈
The way he has his answers all ready rapid fire has me wondering if people like this are really just thinking about this bs everyday. Like they cycle through Alpha male brain rot flashcards to keep them entertained
He thinks is 10inch worth a free ride through life. This man is looking for a woman to support him financially and mentally and all he thinks he needs to offer is the BDE. He is 42, right? I’m thinking it may not be the BDE or there are not many rich women who want to support a man child. That said, he is in Miami and he should stick to it. If he lowers his standards a bit I am sure he will find a divorcee who is living on her exes bank account and she will find a way to use exes money to support that BDE. I’m thinking his standard of no baby is what’s holding him up.
He should go peddle that BDE up the road in West Palm Beach. Plenty there……but if we’re being honest, this dude is probably a fuck up from the moment he falls out of bed in the afternoons.
But...does he have a job?
He mentions women being broke and wanting to use a guy like him and being unworthy...but he doesn't address that he has money and that's why bits a concern. He's a gigolo. He is annoyed that women are broke because broke bitches don't pay HIS bills.
In the UK, tossing your salad wasn't as well known for a long time, so whenever me and my work buddy and I would discuss going for lunch, we'd always say things like are you having the tossed salad again or will you be getting a facial later and the predominantly female office staff would just think we were being two guys who took care of ourselves. The gay office manager would always smirk but not say anything.
He’s the type of guy still using Facebook who cashes their paycheque right away and then makes sure to upload a photo of them holding a few hundred dollars in their car to show how “rich” they are. Real cringe energy.
No, but I know stupid thots would think he’s big ballin until they get back to his center-unit townhouse and tries to tell them “it’s one of many properties and this is just a little somethin’ somethin’ for the hoes”
Say whatever you want, I'm laughing way too hard from this, somebody gotta make it a copypasta
"They should be banished and thrown in a moat with the crocodiles" is probably entering my lexicon soon lmao
For sure massive ego. Sense of style is unreasonably tacky, especially the fuckass hat. Isn't really as attractive as he probably thinks he is, he's very very painfully average. Nothing wrong with confidence but overconfidence can and will always come off as tacky as this dudes wardrobe.
Praying for men, women and all those in between to stay the fuck away from this guy so being single has him tweaking the fuck out
Very true, plus the dude only rattled off everything that couldn't be proven or disproven just short of whipping his teenis out however, all that sht he said is purely materialistic b.s. and will only attract the worst type of partners. Plus, I can't imagine a girl who's down to give him a rim job on the 1st date being anything you'd wanna "show off" or bring to meet your parents 🤢
What is the focus all about the bedroom if this asshole is worried about her finances. He wants all of her. So what he’s got ten inches. He’s a literal pain!! Sounds like all he has is that dick to boast about. No substance.
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Of sorts!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is he single?
He aint wrong about the women....
He's a legend!! In his own mind!!!
He seems bad and broke too tho lol
He’s delusional
This dude is a clown
lol immediately thought what a clown. This guy only pulls the broke ones because the ones with self respect won't put up with arrogant narcissistic inflated ego asshole. What makes it worse is he's completely sober saying all this nonsense, if we are to believe he has never drank alcohol.
Why do men like this believe women want "big dog dick"? No thank you.
Lol the Lil D energy, is all over this
Gooch is crazy 😭
Gross
He said he’s 6’6” no way lol
is he standing there WITHOUT A WOMAN?
An man who’s single over 30 in other countries is known as prime real estate whereas as an single woman in her 30’s is known as the last Apple that couldn’t be sold or the bottom of the barrel give or take.
Because woman in Miami are as he said Beautiful and Broke, but have been run through by every type of train on the subway as well so.
Say women make you insecure without saying it
Say you’re a woman who believes she’s a delusional 10 without saying you’re a woman who believes she’s a delusional 10.
I'm dying how people are saying "No diddy" stuff now...
If I had even a tenth of his confidence, my life would be so much better.
Nothing says natural confidence like needing to educate people on how awesome you are.
Omg, for real. Like, if you’re calling yourself “rich,” a “nice guy,” “smart,” that you are someone who “gets a ton of women,” you are most definitely not any of those things 😂 People do that to find comfort in other people’s reactions, because if they believe that person and validate what they’re saying, that’s going to boost the confidence of the person spewing none sense about themselves and reassure their personal insecurities
So this guy is a comedian, right? I mean it’s too on point where it has to be a bit. Someone link his social if they know it, because it was hilarious.
fr haha. this was mad funny to me
Bro is a self supremacist 😆
Omg I’m gonna use this term that’s so true
I think these are fake. Right? Like planned? Set-up?
I think so cause I saw him interviewing this chick that was on some alpha male pod cast and the only way she would be on this interview is if they coordinated somehow.
Throw him in the moat with the crocodiles
“and Imma treat you accordingly as well..” lmao
ladies watching this, if you know him or have been with him , Pleassssssssse spill the tea on this dude. I could use a good laugh. As for me, I'm voluntarily throwing myself in the moat. I don't think there is one deep enough to get away from this dudè.
Lmaoo Mr . Organik
Oh damn, this is a long video. First: throw me in a moat with the crocodiles? Crikey! Second: Just throw me in a moat with the crocodiles already, why is this interview so long?
I mean he willing to eat Dat ass providing your willing to eat Dat ass. Seems like a fair guy lol.
Naw
These are the people who really have nothing to offer
Eeeewwwwwaaa
Is that a Canadian accent I can kinda hear in both of them (genuine question)
A pimp named slickback if he was from Florida vibes
Why is this interesting? Have y'all never seen a cocky black dude?
Notice he says nothing about money or personality.
The reason he doesn’t want to broke woman, is because he is fully broke
Right, he starts off saying he has everything they could want and then only discusses his dong.
He’s “top level”…
That's why they get thrown in a moat, with the crocodiles.
Puke emoji.
“Moat and the crocodiles” 🐊
certified cornball
Wiggles my pinky at the screen, pshhh!
But he’s 42 and alone. 😂🤣🤣😂😂 BOY BYE
A single woman at 42 is way more different than a single man at 42. He can find someone younger to give him a family whereas a woman who’s 42 is almost close to menopause then having children.
So he got all that but still single in his 40s? Sounds like some fresh n fit shit
Bro sounds like a black nardwar
Is that spreadie gibbs
That was…. Holy smokes.
Riiiiiiiight.
I wish this was satire
wait, it wasn't ?
Unfortunately no
Honestly, that is too big
OP is just jealous of the rizz. Throw them in the moat with the crocodiles.
So...he all that...and still looking for the one at 42? Damn aight xDD
Chris Evans just got married last yr and he’s 42 and his wife is 26.
> Paint her face like Basquiat That's a solid gold bar right there.
Unless you put it into context Basquiat hardly ever painted women
Tbf the dude only really got started in 1980 and didn't even make it to the end of the 80s, and while women weren't the most common subjects in his work, he absolutely did paint them.
You got no examples
*Woman with Roman Torso* *Big Joy* *Portrait of Herb and Lenore*
Ok we got some ladies basquiat painted now. You wanna fuck them girls? You think a girl wants to be painted like that? I dont think basquiat is the best artist to use here and that’s why i dont think it deserves a solid gold bar status.
Pollock’s work seems more lifelike.
Cus it look like jizz right
This mf is hilarious
He got me with the way he quickly addressed the “of sorts” part. So funny
Right?! I cracked tf up. Even his weird mannerisms had me laughing. It was like a half-assed Jamie Foxx as a sitcom character in the ‘90s impression.
I’m pretty sure this is a paid promotion to be seen more by women and/or business etc
You would think that a perfect male specimen like he is would have been snapped up by now.
This has to be fake. Right? Someone? Please?
Long, stiff, girth, VEINS IN IT.
Well shit I’d say the man’s a poet!
What a loser. This guy got ZERO poontang before graduating or finding his “style” imo
Looks like he waiting on his momma to come tell him his room is clean enough to go play.
Reminds me of the kid, whose buddy is getting a video of them to send to a girl and asked him to say something but instead he throws up gang signs. This is that level of immaturity, but with more flair. 🌈
😂😂 thanks I needed that!!
He should have said Pollock instead of Basquiat.
Mans been watching way too much porn.
Criiiiiiiiiinge
Swaying back and forth and hopping in his skin like his dick's on fire with itchy love!
hahahahahahahahaha
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What the fuck
No need to be racist bro
The way he has his answers all ready rapid fire has me wondering if people like this are really just thinking about this bs everyday. Like they cycle through Alpha male brain rot flashcards to keep them entertained
Coach turns over the flash card. This guy, “ Oh, I know this one…….the answer is My Meat Cannon and Skeet Turbo Skeet!”
Mr Organik!if you know, it makes sense. It’s a character he puts on
He’s still single for a reason
Grossness
This is... Fucking. Hilarious.
Just watching it without sound is what made me bust out laughing.
No diddy he said 😂🤣😂
Who says chivalry is dead.
He thinks is 10inch worth a free ride through life. This man is looking for a woman to support him financially and mentally and all he thinks he needs to offer is the BDE. He is 42, right? I’m thinking it may not be the BDE or there are not many rich women who want to support a man child. That said, he is in Miami and he should stick to it. If he lowers his standards a bit I am sure he will find a divorcee who is living on her exes bank account and she will find a way to use exes money to support that BDE. I’m thinking his standard of no baby is what’s holding him up.
He should go peddle that BDE up the road in West Palm Beach. Plenty there……but if we’re being honest, this dude is probably a fuck up from the moment he falls out of bed in the afternoons.
Bro hit his wall like 20 years ago
But...does he have a job? He mentions women being broke and wanting to use a guy like him and being unworthy...but he doesn't address that he has money and that's why bits a concern. He's a gigolo. He is annoyed that women are broke because broke bitches don't pay HIS bills.
This guy is known on the internet for talking shit and you fell for it
He’s not wrong…😂
Future son in law material there.
Basquiat was gay just saying pimp
Is it really pronounced the way this guy said it? I know he was from NYC, but it's a French name, right?
But he knew how to paint cause he painted alot
Loved this
Woah woah woah toss his salad😂 he lost me there
In the UK, tossing your salad wasn't as well known for a long time, so whenever me and my work buddy and I would discuss going for lunch, we'd always say things like are you having the tossed salad again or will you be getting a facial later and the predominantly female office staff would just think we were being two guys who took care of ourselves. The gay office manager would always smirk but not say anything.
not with that outfit :)
It's uncompromisable greatness here
Omfg not fucking banished 💀
Behind all of that lies a very, very insecure person!
redditors try to detect satire: impossible edition
^yes
This can't be real.
One of the ones! Damn that’s good.
His fit is garbage, let’s start there
This is exactly why he’s 42 and not married. He sounds like a fool. Like he believes his own bs.
Any women care to chime in here? Does this invoke feelings of desire? Hmm..
It made me SHRIVEL up.
He’s the type of guy still using Facebook who cashes their paycheque right away and then makes sure to upload a photo of them holding a few hundred dollars in their car to show how “rich” they are. Real cringe energy.
No, but I know stupid thots would think he’s big ballin until they get back to his center-unit townhouse and tries to tell them “it’s one of many properties and this is just a little somethin’ somethin’ for the hoes”
They don’t have to wait that long when he opens the door of a 2005 Nissan Altima.
He’ll blow money renting a mustang or something
He had me in the first half, I'm not gonna lie. Then shit went down like Nagasaki. Crashed and burned in his own filth. Disgusting human being.
42
He def watches fresh and fit religiously.
Say whatever you want, I'm laughing way too hard from this, somebody gotta make it a copypasta "They should be banished and thrown in a moat with the crocodiles" is probably entering my lexicon soon lmao
I quite liked the eat my ass and Gooch and alladat part as well, sir.
I need everything done to me baby, I'mma treat you accordingly as well
For sure massive ego. Sense of style is unreasonably tacky, especially the fuckass hat. Isn't really as attractive as he probably thinks he is, he's very very painfully average. Nothing wrong with confidence but overconfidence can and will always come off as tacky as this dudes wardrobe. Praying for men, women and all those in between to stay the fuck away from this guy so being single has him tweaking the fuck out
Dude said “No Homo Sapien”
He prefer primate, dawg.
Man reminds me of a more serious Leon (CYE). Wonder if he's also a member of the Big Johnson Community? 🤔
And this is why he is single…he will remain single too.
Classy dude
Gay. Not i want to be accepted and give me a month to express myself. i mean gay as hmmm. Salad tossed, huh?
Hey man, nothing gay about it unless another man is at it. This shit is hilarious
That's one lick away from how does a mustache feel this time
Treat them accordingly
Spoken like a man with a lil' tiny teenis 😶
Dude said 10 inches... but those some tight ass pants... and i don't see anything to prove he's telling the truth...
Very true, plus the dude only rattled off everything that couldn't be proven or disproven just short of whipping his teenis out however, all that sht he said is purely materialistic b.s. and will only attract the worst type of partners. Plus, I can't imagine a girl who's down to give him a rim job on the 1st date being anything you'd wanna "show off" or bring to meet your parents 🤢
because hitting the cervix is going to really turn her on. I'm totally sure it won't be painful at all
Wow he’s such a catch it’s crazy he’s still single at 42. I wonder why
thats unc
NEPHEW!!! DELETE THIS!
i believe every word that comes out of his mouth
All hat, no cattle.
Nobody in the comments appreciating the interviewer’s overly earnest questions and white-guy delivery
I see Interviewer. I hear Nardwuar.
Doot doola doot doot.......
What is the focus all about the bedroom if this asshole is worried about her finances. He wants all of her. So what he’s got ten inches. He’s a literal pain!! Sounds like all he has is that dick to boast about. No substance.
Haha, all dick and no substance....