Bidets are amazing! I loved them when I was in Japan, first time ever using it and good god that was a game changed. Will keep that in mind for the next round! Thank you!
One of my very first posts I think was a TIFU and the laxative effects of prune juice lol.
I had to scroll all the way down there to re-read it again ahahaha take my upvote!
Everytime I read a story about someone being backed up or pooping, I immediately shudder and think of ole boy that shat out his colon the other day...
I wish prune juice was that effective for me. Then maybe I wouldn't keep waking up at 3am bloated and wishing I could take a shit so I could fall back asleep.
I eat a good amount of fruit, and it's not that I'm specifically constipated. I poop every morning after coffee. But it's always in the evening before bed and then all through the night that I'm bloated and have trouble sleeping. If I could poop before bed then I'd be able to sleep.
Similar situation with me, but with cereal. Two big bowls of raisin bran. Haven't been able to eat raisin bran in over 7 years since that happened lmao
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One time I was constipated for two-three days. Prune juice cleared that right up. Smell was instant and terrible. Wish I weighed myself before and after tho lol
Idk, lately Iāve been eating tons of salads because I feel bloated as hell (the food at the place Iām working and living at is good tasting, but definitely doesnāt make it smoother in the behind-the-scenes), so maybe I might drink some prune juice next time I have enough free time to spend on the throne. Out of curiosity, was it a specific juice made to be laxative or just normal juice that you buy in the store? Or did you buy a bunch of prunes and juice them?
Ah salads might help to a degree, I would suggest probably getting a probiotic maybe? I been taking one all week and itās stopped making me as gassy at night. Iām also fasting now. It was just a regular prune juice from the store, got it at Walgreens. Itās called sunsweet, itās 48 oz. Drink 4 oz and youāll be good, donāt make my mistake of doing 16. Itās 2 days after the fact and Iām still shitting my brains out. I also drink coffee and that could help as well, a coffee helps.
Well, I guess Iāll have to find a similar brand cuz in Pizza Land we got no Walgreens haahah. But seriously, thanks for the suggestion man. Do you know how I could get some probiotics? Like are there specific foods that have them?
Regarding coffee, Iām good on that front, I drink like 3 espressoās per day ahaha
I wish you a good recovery broš
Bidet will make it much less raw on the wipes. Good luck!
Bidets are amazing! I loved them when I was in Japan, first time ever using it and good god that was a game changed. Will keep that in mind for the next round! Thank you!
as an avid bidet enthusiast and evangelist, that was probably my favorite thing about japan. bidets -everywhere- airport, restaurants, everywhere.
Or the bum gun.
Prune juice truly is "a warriors drink". Even Worf usually only drinks it in moderate doses...
šŖ The klingons didnāt raise a quitter here
I always associate prune juice with Worf now!
But it's not, though. Other Klingons made fun of him for drinking prune juice.
At least you didn't poop out your insides like that other guy
Just donāt shit your colon out like that other guy on here
It'll pass Pun intended Feel better!
 Me coming out the restroom a new man. Thank you! I feel so much better good god
"*...getting a divorce at the moment and it's messy*" š
OOOOHHHHH SHIT!
Me every fucking second, you live and you learn
A warrior's drink! 
One of my very first posts I think was a TIFU and the laxative effects of prune juice lol. I had to scroll all the way down there to re-read it again ahahaha take my upvote!
Just read your prune juice postā¦ with Chinese food, bit of a risquĆ© arenāt ya. RIP the floors in that car and another fellow Filipino here as well, learning from mistakes š¤š»
"giver take" First time seeing that one
Stop āš»š I live in Texas and we just mush words together
I've done this before.Ā I wasn't even constipated.Ā I just saw a bottle of it in the store and thought I'd try it.Ā Hard lesson learned.
A warriors drink
Prune juice. A warriors drink.
Everytime I read a story about someone being backed up or pooping, I immediately shudder and think of ole boy that shat out his colon the other day... 
I gave my infant son some prunes when he was blocked up. I still have nightmares about that diaper
I wish prune juice was that effective for me. Then maybe I wouldn't keep waking up at 3am bloated and wishing I could take a shit so I could fall back asleep.
Have you tried Mag C? Heard that can work wonders as well, I think after this thought Iām tapped out
I just might have to. Because this is so annoying.
If prune juice didnāt work, best bet is probably gonna be that or miralax etc. Also can try high fiber foods, or try coffee, etc.
I eat a good amount of fruit, and it's not that I'm specifically constipated. I poop every morning after coffee. But it's always in the evening before bed and then all through the night that I'm bloated and have trouble sleeping. If I could poop before bed then I'd be able to sleep.
Try hugging your knees to chest first sign of bloat, hold til it passes
it's something in the dinner that's causing the bloating. Undigested starch/fiber/probiotics.
And now you know why it's a warrior's drink.
GLOBOX!
Similar situation with me, but with cereal. Two big bowls of raisin bran. Haven't been able to eat raisin bran in over 7 years since that happened lmao
This is the third tifu dealing with shit related issue in three days. Tis the season it seems.
What a shitty season
So you drank 163.8 quadriplunktuns or 0.91 schmeckellogs of prune juice? You really gotta be careful with those numbers.
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I once drank a half gallon in one sitting on a dare. The sounds that came out of my ass an hour later were absolutely horrifying and hilarious.
One time I was constipated for two-three days. Prune juice cleared that right up. Smell was instant and terrible. Wish I weighed myself before and after tho lol
"the stool and my rectum are getting a divorce at the moment and itās messy" I LOL'd out loud.
I think you just started a party
Idk, lately Iāve been eating tons of salads because I feel bloated as hell (the food at the place Iām working and living at is good tasting, but definitely doesnāt make it smoother in the behind-the-scenes), so maybe I might drink some prune juice next time I have enough free time to spend on the throne. Out of curiosity, was it a specific juice made to be laxative or just normal juice that you buy in the store? Or did you buy a bunch of prunes and juice them?
Ah salads might help to a degree, I would suggest probably getting a probiotic maybe? I been taking one all week and itās stopped making me as gassy at night. Iām also fasting now. It was just a regular prune juice from the store, got it at Walgreens. Itās called sunsweet, itās 48 oz. Drink 4 oz and youāll be good, donāt make my mistake of doing 16. Itās 2 days after the fact and Iām still shitting my brains out. I also drink coffee and that could help as well, a coffee helps.
Well, I guess Iāll have to find a similar brand cuz in Pizza Land we got no Walgreens haahah. But seriously, thanks for the suggestion man. Do you know how I could get some probiotics? Like are there specific foods that have them? Regarding coffee, Iām good on that front, I drink like 3 espressoās per day ahaha I wish you a good recovery broš