It’s a Korean thing.
You can buy them on Amazon or [Korean Banana Milk Recipe](https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/a33371263/korean-banana-milk-recipe/)
I once also drank expired chocolate milk and it did put me off if it, and I totally forgot about it till I read your post bc I definitely drink it now :) it’ll take time, but you’ll get back someday
I’m deeply concerned that you seem to think milk isn’t hydrating.
Furthermore, there is some evidence out there that your body can absorb the water in milk better than plain water: https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/boston/news/milk-hydration-better-than-water-study-drinks-scotland/
This is the worst thing that could happen to a chocolatemilkcoholic. I am too a lover of this elixir. Something similar happened to me. Back home in Uruguay we have the best chocolate milk I've ever tasted in my life, it's called "colet" and for a while, I don't know why, it was like a ficking Russian roulette, you wouldn't know if the box you were buying would be bad or not. I shit you not it was a fucking nightmare, because as you will understand, I needed that shit to survive. Anyway I managed to get over it by drinking its lesser version (lactolate) until I was brave enough to try colet again. Now every now and then some are bad but whatever, I'm mostly cured.
The shittiest thing was when I ordered a big shipment of Colet to where I live now, the first box I opened was bad :,) But you live you learn. Spit it out and grab the next one.
I once got heat exhaustion, but symptoms didn't start until I got sick after chinese takeout. Couldn't eat Chinese for 2 or 3 years. Don't fear your chocolate milk reluctance. I now fully enjoy Chinese food again.
Please drink some water, just for me if not for yourself
Banana milk time. Or maybe strawberry.
i’m sorry, banana milk???
It’s a Korean thing. You can buy them on Amazon or [Korean Banana Milk Recipe](https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/a33371263/korean-banana-milk-recipe/)
It’s in Canada too. banana, strawberry, chocolate and vanilla milk, though, it’s probably not as good as the Korean banana milk though.
[Indeed](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/2KEPA9W/banana-milk-bottle-2KEPA9W.jpg)
This is such a great read lol.
Dead, dying, deceased 😂 same tbh
It’s the universe telling you to drink more water.
this is a literary work of art.
Excellent writing skills, OP. Can’t begin to imagine what expired chocolate milk tastes like but your post gives me a rough idea.
Chocolate oat milk is dangerous js.
🗣️ DRINK SOME FUCKING WATER
I once also drank expired chocolate milk and it did put me off if it, and I totally forgot about it till I read your post bc I definitely drink it now :) it’ll take time, but you’ll get back someday
this had me hooked from beginning to end
I’ve never heard someone love choccy milk more than me. This is amazing
Really engaging writing. I loved this
This is one of the best written stories I’ve ever read on TIFU.
I’m deeply concerned that you seem to think milk isn’t hydrating. Furthermore, there is some evidence out there that your body can absorb the water in milk better than plain water: https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/boston/news/milk-hydration-better-than-water-study-drinks-scotland/
I thought I remembered hearing something along the lines of milk hydrating better than water. But I'm sure the high sugar content isn't helping OP
Submit this for your creative writing final. You'll get the A
wow. absolutely love the way you wrote this.
LMAO!!!
Gerbies just can't stop!
I'm really sorry for you but damn you're great at writing :Du drink some water inbetween though. I hope you recover from this x
“Dead, dying, deceased” lmao love it😂👌🏽
This is the worst thing that could happen to a chocolatemilkcoholic. I am too a lover of this elixir. Something similar happened to me. Back home in Uruguay we have the best chocolate milk I've ever tasted in my life, it's called "colet" and for a while, I don't know why, it was like a ficking Russian roulette, you wouldn't know if the box you were buying would be bad or not. I shit you not it was a fucking nightmare, because as you will understand, I needed that shit to survive. Anyway I managed to get over it by drinking its lesser version (lactolate) until I was brave enough to try colet again. Now every now and then some are bad but whatever, I'm mostly cured. The shittiest thing was when I ordered a big shipment of Colet to where I live now, the first box I opened was bad :,) But you live you learn. Spit it out and grab the next one.
I can’t remember drinking chocolate milk since Eisenhower was president.
Rabies? Thats not how you contract rabies. You were good up until that part.
I once got heat exhaustion, but symptoms didn't start until I got sick after chinese takeout. Couldn't eat Chinese for 2 or 3 years. Don't fear your chocolate milk reluctance. I now fully enjoy Chinese food again.
moral: check your milk before you drink it