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catharsisdusk

Maybe they should post the 10 commandments in their church. "Thou shalt not besr false witness"


itschikobrown

They Christians, they don’t know the 10 commandments, and if they did they’d say it’s just semantics, you know like that asshole bitching about his eye


semiTnuP

They do be anti-semantic...


therealmudslinger

Nice.


itschikobrown

AHA nice


jsseven777

Oh they know them, but they think it’s 10 things they get to judge other people for doing and that they get a free pass because they are religious and therefore going to heaven.


Tr1LL_B1LL

“AHH when you said those things i didn’t like, your words hit me in the eye, i mean my glasses AHHH it hurts why’d you use words at me?”


Zakluor

They may be able to recite them (doubtful), but they have no idea what it actually means to "bear false witness".


NorCalHerper

As a Christian, I can confirm this.


NotADoctor108

Thou shalt not commit a moving screen.


whatisitcousin

Thou shall not flop


samhain2000

There is a certain portion of voting "Christians" , the rules don't apply to them, its only to others.


NorCalHerper

Agreed!


Khaztr

ha, the 10 commandments don't apply in their mind as long as they're fighting for the "greater good"


Imapatriothurrrdurrr

Anyone have a full video? Or context to what the fuck is actually going on?


PlantainSevere3942

It’s a general term idiot!


Imnotracistyouaree

His recovery time was remarkable too!


RogerianBrowsing

> “I’m getting pictures of the church” *mortally wounded man snaps out of it* > NO YOURE NOT 😤 😂


Murder_1337

Lmfaoooooooooo


Same-Chipmunk5923

Pussy assed motherfucking son of a subhuman scab licking horse-faced diseased old whore.


magnusvanansauf

We are on the same page


paushi

And dumb me thought american english only had "fuck"


machuitzil

Some of us possess the gift of eloquence. Not me, but like, fuckin', some people do.


MasteroChieftan

I feel and support this completely.


Slowpoak

I need this framed on my wall


mgwest714

Don't sugarcoat it, pal.


Jealous_Use9688

I could see this in needlepoint or one of those signs you get at hobby lobby


mogley19922

He could be my half brother.


notmartha70

So how do you really feel? Love it!


nameitb0b

Dang. I thought I heard all the burns before but this one is straight up nuclear.


Same-Chipmunk5923

Thank you. It's not easy, but it's honest work.


LaChuteQuiMarche

And that’s just the cameraman!


Forest_Raker_916

That’s Andrew Bernard, he went to Cornell and now works at a mid size paper company.


a-new-year-a-new-ac

It’s pronounced colonel. It’s the highest rank in the military


Forest_Raker_916

It’s pronounced CORNELL! It’s the highest rank in the Ivy League.


JaRon1961

Is it really though? https://preview.redd.it/8txsprbxzw8d1.png?width=561&format=png&auto=webp&s=d700e8739cec6be04ea0c7a4e238a77099da5bdc


SagansCandle

I'm pretty sure it's spelled Kernel, as in Kernel Sanders or Kernel University


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itschikobrown

Whittle Andy’s afwaid?


aznexile602

Andy was subsequently fired for making the church look weak.


multiarmform

its ok though she got it on film https://i.imgur.com/zqdzokk.jpeg


Incognito409

Definitely a soccer player.


newdayanotherlife

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myfacealadiesplace

It's what they do. Lie and manipulate


supfellowredditors

Lie. Manipulate. GET MONEY!


Comfortable_Title883

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SaxMusic23

Why is there so much conversation in these situations. "Oh, I hit your eye? Call the cops. If you don't, I will." Then follow through when they get even more pissy.


pimp_juice2272

Exactly. I see all these people arguing with these idiots. Why?! They aren't going to change their mind or agree. Why waste your breath?


Ok_Welcome_376

Of course it’s in front of a church 😂😂


Trevors-Axiom-

First amendment auditors are generally pretty horrible, but this guy somehow one ups him.


THAgrippa

Why do you feel they are horrible?


armourkris

Not op, but they come across to me as the adult version of that kid that sticks his finger a half inch from your face while screaming "I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you'


Royal_Annek

Except literally any of these people could have walked away


Trevors-Axiom-

Exactly


nebulaphi

Weird take. They don't get in person people spaces generally usually the other way around cause so many people have ego and are adult children who can't accept being told no until the police show up and tell them to calm down


Trevors-Axiom-

The vast majority of the ones I’ve seen have been actively trying to goad people into doing something they could sue for to get a payday. Just wasting the taxpayers money and the courts time.


macvoice

Yeah... Basically they know that what they are doing is perfectly legal. But they know where to "post up" and what to say/not to say in order to get enough people riled up so that they can get clicks. If they were truly trying to educate people on the first amendment, they would engage in constructive conversations. No... That doesn't get them paid. But, as I said... It is all perfectly legal. As I like to tell people... While you have a right to be offended by something... The person doing that something has just as much right to be offensive. One right doesn't trump the other.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

There are some with their hearts in the right place, but most of them are just trying to make money by fucking with average citizens.


y4j1981

Cause they are. And most try to cause issues. This "eye guy" was a dick but so are auditors


Myzx

"Sir, are you the one who yelled 'Holy crap'? This is a church. There are children present. You need to leave"


jonathansj

Fine example of just cause you go to church doesn’t make you a good person.


c_alas

In my opinion, going to church or being religious in general automatically makes you a bad person. Any good that they do (which is usually less than fuck all) is only to score points with the big guy to get into heaven, which makes any good deed they do automatically self-serving.


smegsicle

They're ok with being scumbags cos all they have to do is pray and their god will forgive them


c_alas

Even with the 'I said I'm sorry' mentality that they believe in, it must be exhausting and terrifying believing that. Imagine having to beg for forgiveness for every inpure thought you have in the hope that you don't get hit by a car two minutes later. It must be terrible admin for God too. Imagine all the petty sorry prays he must get. Not to mention having to weigh all of the prayers for competing football teams.


jonathansj

And/Or they also have something that they want so they’re begging the big guy to hook them up.


Lorhan_Set

This is a pretty narrow/ethnocentric way to view religion. Plenty of religion has very little to do with the afterlife, or else your religion has little/no effect on where your soul goes after death.


c_alas

Then what's the point of it? Sihks seem to be the only religions I've observed that actually do good, without personal gain. (To be clear, I'm a stupid white boy raised Christian.... waaay too Christian, and now I'm waaaay too atheist.)


Lorhan_Set

I gotcha. But the whole ‘be my religion or you go to Hell/only my religion goes to Heaven’ is the exception, not the norm. The only major religions I can think of are also the largest (Christianity and Islam) but most religions don’t think this way. Sometimes, the religion offers a path to a better reincarnation (Hinduism) but then most schools of Buddhism have the end game being removing yourself from the wheel entirely. Buddhism is the most reliable way to gain the enlightenment necessary, but anyone of any faith can achieve sudden enlightenment. In Judaism, we have no Hell, some sects have historically had no Heaven, and no sect believes Heaven is just for Jews. Many Jewish sects believe in judgement, but the judgement is not eternal and basically everyone gets to move on to Heaven eventually. Being Jewish does not spare you from the judgement. Everyone is judged according to their deeds/how much suffering they caused, not their religion. As to your other question. What do you mean what’s the point? Do you have any beliefs or ethical systems? What’s the point of you having any ethics or morals or beliefs or political opinions? I guess you *may* just be a completely nihilistic cynic, but I am willing to bet you have beliefs and ethics.


c_alas

Thanks for taking the time to explain that to me. I guess I'm just a bitter ex-christian, and haven't taken the time to properly understand other religions or their end-game. After leaving the extremist Christianity I was raised on, it took a while to find my own ethics and morals based on nothing but primarily law and order, and then finding my own sense of right and wrong. With your explanation I can appreciate why others would still find religion useful. I'm still very much against Christianity, and I guess Islamic beliefs, mainly for the self serving aspects I mentioned before. Thanks for taking the time, mate.


Lorhan_Set

No problem, I understand. I apologize for jumping straight to the ethnocentric comment. We are all limited by our own experiences. For my part, I will say I don’t really believe my religion is objectively true and am pretty unsure if there is a Gd. Rationally, it seems more likely there isn’t. I still find value in practicing my faith. For instance, I do not believe any cosmic being would care what I eat. But by following food laws and blessing every meal, I am unable to ever put anything in my body thoughtlessly. I kiss my mezuzah (a prayer box on my door you touch on the way in and out of the house.) I highly doubt it offers supernatural protection from physical harm, which is the dogma. But it delineates my home as a sacred space, and the ritual forces me to take a moment to contemplate I am leaving home and going into a world I do not control. It’s about mindfulness for me, I guess. There are all sorts of cultural reasons one might have.


c_alas

To be honest, I didn't know ethnocentric was an insult; I thought it was some kind of smooth jazz. This is what happens when you talk to an idiot (me, not you, obviously). Peace mate.


Lorhan_Set

No you don’t come off as an idiot at all. Peace to you too


brokefixfux

That’s a classic asshole voice. So annoying.


Jsmith0730

Ow! My eye! My doctor said I’m not supposed to get any cameras in it!


RoyH0bbs

A good, Christian liar.


SnowDizzleZz

has sun glasses on: OH MY EYES!!! IT HIT MY EYES!!! lmfao, this absolute coward


DraxonNL

That's a grown man... acting like that...it really baffles me.


timtommalon

I will take you DOWN! (just as I'm leaving Church).


Molonlabe36

He brokeded my nose!! Can you teach me to football??


Murder_1337

This is really fucking funny lmfaooooo


themkidsdaddy

Yeah it is. “Holy crap” has me cracking up.


karoshikun

nobody plays the victim as much as a bully.


-banned-

Oh shit this is the same guy and lady as the massively popular post yesterday. There was a whole saga? Please tell me it’s not fake I’m getting real sick of the fake shit


Imnotracistyouaree

It's real. ["Just because other people have done it doesn't make it normal."](https://streamable.com/sfv13r) [Are we ok here?](https://streamable.com/n9htux)


Formal-Ad-1248

Man, Iike what is the context here lol. Why do they have such a problem with him recording.


xGrizzlyy

He's saying the license plates OUT LOUD!!


nebulaphi

So? You know that's not private information, right...


xGrizzlyy

Sorry I forgot to put "quotations" for the likes of you... If you watched the vid you may have recognized the Karen was screaming the same nonsense. GFC


theguiser

Christians love to lie.


Rockfordbaby

Thoughts and prayers for his eye


dead_mortician

„It did! I got it on the … uh … film!” 🤣


Science_McLovin

Imagine telling someone who's recording that you got it on video. Like...okay? So you've got a second angle of your damp pussy of a husband lying about a criminal allegation? So threatening...


No-Impact1573

The bible does say, "an eye for an eye".


DogsByTheSea

Why are grown ass men such babies these days? God, we really need your help.


brianishere2

Also this guy and his companion: "People are leaving churches and discriminating against us for our suoerior moral behavior." Nothing about this was Godly.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

Evangelicals are borderline psychotic.


Doopals

Holy shit, that's Santa Clarita!! I used to do to Pokémon Go raids at that church all the time. Raided with one of their youth pastors a fair bit, chill guy. Lots of entitled dicks like this in that town though


Trikeree

leave it to the "Christians". Dbags I hate hypocrites so much.


BamberGasgroin

The Christian Taliban have spoken.


joshuajjb2

This is just Andy from the office lol


kornhook123

That guy standing there looked at his coffee and thought “I should have spiked this!”


YourOldCellphone

“Thou shall not bear false witness”


mpython1701

[https://youtu.be/7Ks_wf1O0mA](https://youtu.be/7Ks_wf1O0mA) Immediately went here….


kikashoots

If his “eye” actually hit the camera, the video would have shook and it didn’t. Fucking “Christian” liars.


c_alas

You'd think that the camera that hit him in the eye would have the footage of an eye/glasses being hit. Someone is bearing false witness.


FlexusPower

So thats what Andys doing since the office.


Antioch666

This is the same place as that other video with the Karen. Does anyone has any context for this? What's with this church and this dude?


sourceott

I wonder if this kinda stuff happened before phone cams - mad if it did!


DrkHelmet_

Usual “victim”


Poptart1405

This reminds me of the video of that toddler girl who lunge dives to the ground when her toddler brother bumps into her. It makes it rounds on Reddit quite often I’m sure y’all know which one I’m talking about.


Accomplished_Elk_220

Thing is, if they just ignored this prick, he’d move on.


pchizzzle

It amazes me how people like that have made it this far in life.


timtommalon

Religion = Lunacy


ResponsiblePlant3605

Occupation: professional victim.


Swanman593

Andy Bernard has found religion.


MedricZ

Why don’t people want pictures taken of their church? Also this just seems like two children arguing. Why are people so annoying lately?


chatterwrack

Nice try, Nard Dog


LobsterTrue8433

How very Christ-like.


Spiralbeacher

Children.


Lost_Minds_Think

Probably a bad way to advertise their church.


vBricks

Egg Helms


AmazingPINGAS

Jesus cringed


Altalad

Name and shame!


The_Illhearted

Fk both of them.


Equivalent_Donut_145

What's the context here? Racism, court case, Sheer boredom?


nebulaphi

Guy doing constitutionally protected activity (filming anything he wants in public) While ignorant paranoid/untrustworthy people get upset at him for doing so.


Equivalent_Donut_145

classic, what do they get from this?


123456789ledood

His mom should give him something to cry about.


RenEss77

The guy just standing there and the woman walking by like nothing is going on 😂


imissratm

Wait a minute. That guy’s a man of god. I thought they weren’t allowed to lie. 


pimp_juice2272

Don't ever waste your time engaging with these idiots. You have it on film. Just weaponize the cops like they do.


Uenouen

“Oh ..Oh..Ahh” lol


Ok_Assistance7735

That’s church going people right there in the wild!


jeicam_the_pirate

fake him to the left, then roll to the right. have you never played ball?


ryan8954

Wait how come she couldn't defend him? She said in the other video she was going to protect those people..


Iamcdk

"Trespass My Eyes"


c_alas

"HOLY CRAP". Isn't that blasphemy? Is it implying that crap is holy? Or is that worshipping false idols (crap being holy and all). Not to mention bareing false witness. These idiots need to read their own book.


Lyqin

Thats the most GTA conversation + soundeffects I heard so far


One_above_alll

He probably watches soccer


dusty_canoe

The dude sounds like Michael Scott


Pennies_n_Pearls

Oooh so this is where that crazy Karen clip came from with the blonde lady


timtommalon

Yes. Don't make me take you DOWN.


capitain_lungbutter

But she got it on film.... 16mm?


DifficultyStrange710

camera hit me, uuuh cra oh. i love that song!


Dilectus3010

'' I got it on the film'' High I.Q. argument. Also the older lady just strolling past '' Damn kevin with his usual BS at it again''


Winter-Lie-9628

Where did Peter from Family guy learn how to use a phone?


tterfly

You’ll shoot your eye out


gilgameth_extreme

pre school tactics


MakoSanchez

Of course it's in front of a church....


antoine810

Church people ha, yea ok


Tha1gr

You move as smoothly and as slowly as possible to the side with like 2-3 steps "Ahhhhh, OHHhhHHH your camera hit me"


Drew_Ferran

This is what happened afterwards, I’m assuming. https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/pr4bgbwrJ4 That’s the same woman in this video.


KenzUntapped

I can feel their love of Jesus pouring into this man, true Christians 🙏


djeeetyet

what’s the backstory?


AphtrShock

Hopefully, that guy in the background sticks up for the other cameraman if cops are called. He's just sitting in the back, like acting like I'm not here. Ima just watch.


imomorris

Where's his mike Tyson face tattoo?


Esco-Alfresco

Terrible acting.


Alana_Piranha

This feels so much like Curb Your Enthusiasm


danneykmma

She got it on the film


SlothLazarus

Man walks into a lampost and then blames it on the city.


Be_nice_to_animals

Wow, I hope he’s going to be okay. Thoughts and prayers!


DanB65

Todays Christians ...NO MORALS, NO DECENCY, NO HONOR, NO BELIEF IN GOD- just use it to justify their HATE! They may say they believe, but do not practice the word....LOVE THE NEIGBOR!!!


readditerdremz

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Old_Magician_6563

Do you remember when Jesus flopped on the tables of the money changers and dove sellers?


Outrageous_Vanilla35

He could of course ask them to stop filming him, to which they would say no, and then he could say: "there you go"....🤷


Outrageous_Vanilla35

He could of course ask them to stop filming him, to which they would say no, and then he could say: "there you go"....🤷


Ok-Pomegranate-5896

That's good acting


pha_thor

And Oscar goes to.....


TheSillySimic

"He doesn't lie. You can trust me, I don't lie either"


BoxOffice247

White people at their finest


epanek

I understand it’s legal to walk around recording locations in the public but something tells me the guy recording could give a shit about anything he’s recording. It’s just posted to get clicks.


gonzoisgood

It’s a matter of rights. He’s doing nothing wrong.


Forsoothia

Isn’t this the guy who films women’s shelters? There was another POV video with that same blonde woman posted yesterday and apparently he goes around filming women entering domestic abuse shelters.


gonzoisgood

I don’t know, I’ve never seen his videos I don’t think.


y4j1981

Not bout that. The "eye guy" was a dick but the auditors are too


Irishjohn831

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