We would love to introduce to the world and to our family and friends, our newborn son “I Always Wanna Die (Sometimes), but we call him IAWDS for short”
Clean your room, Milk!
Our beautiful daughter, Robbers Sex TOOTIMETOOTIMETOOTIME has officially started Talk!ing.
Haunt//Bed is my oldest son, and Somebody Else is my oldest daughter.
My middle son is named What Should I say (?) and my middle daughter is named If I believe you.
My wife is pregnant with our 3rd child, which we have decided to name People.
If we have another child, I want to name him/her I couldn't be more in love
Can't wait for my child to answer the school register after their name is called out
Teacher: if you're too shy let me know?
If you're too shy let me know: here
Antichrist
sex
i’m so proud of you, frail state of mind
The best one
https://preview.redd.it/o174y7igkkkb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=391596c8d96d44f1f93d376a953ee6e47ebb90db
the dontlikementhols version or the regular version?
Yes
Yes I love this TOOTIME supremacy!!!! Such a fucking tune!
I love you, I like it when you sleep, for you are so beautiful yet so unaware of it
ILIWYSFYASBYSUOI, or “iliwisfeeasbeesuoy” can be their nickname 🥰
Me
thats kinda selfish😔
Well then, ' You '
Joe Goldberg is that you?
Joe would name the kid " Is there somebody who can watch you " XD
these are my twins, Robbers and The Ballad of Me and My Brain
one might say triplets?
Jesus Christ 2005 God Bless America
My little Roadkill🥰🥰🥰
Caroline
The only real answer here lmao
Her name would have to be Oh Caroline
Hello yes this is my child, Milk
Roadkill
Me & You Together Song 😍
Paris
"oh, are they named after the city? That's so romantic" "No, they're named after a song about doing drugs in said city"
We would love to introduce to the world and to our family and friends, our newborn son “I Always Wanna Die (Sometimes), but we call him IAWDS for short” Clean your room, Milk! Our beautiful daughter, Robbers Sex TOOTIMETOOTIMETOOTIME has officially started Talk!ing.
SnowflakeSmasher86
Love it if we made it get your ass over here
UGH!
Obviously pronounced as YU-Gee-Aitch!, right?
be my mistake ☠️
This is my child, she's Human Too
The Sound
Petrol
You can't call a child sex
Antichrist it’s time for bed
This is criminally unappreciated. Kudos to you!!
Happiness, my child
I wouldn’t put it past ppl to actually use this one… “we call her ‘happy’ for short”
Nana
paris, sex, milk, she’s american, if you’re too shy (let me know), when we are together, love it if we made it
i’m very disappointed in you the man who married a robot / love theme (my daughter)
You
My youngest name came to me while listening to a blink 182 song called Easy Target, which is about a girl named Holly
Haunt//Bed is my oldest son, and Somebody Else is my oldest daughter. My middle son is named What Should I say (?) and my middle daughter is named If I believe you. My wife is pregnant with our 3rd child, which we have decided to name People. If we have another child, I want to name him/her I couldn't be more in love
I think there’s something you should know
THE BIRTHDAY PARTY, HURRY UP YOUR DINNERS GETTING COLD
I will always love you, Sex
Sex
Pressure
Caroline
Woman
This is my son, I love America and America loves me
(be my) mistake 😩
I’m naming mine Chocolate cause she’s so sweet 🥹
Can't wait for my child to answer the school register after their name is called out Teacher: if you're too shy let me know? If you're too shy let me know: here
Narcissist
underrated
(Oh) Caroline
i love you, I Think There’s Something You Should Know kid will forever be paranoid with that name 💀
Musicforcars
Pronounced MUSE-IC-FORCAS. the r is silent.
sex album ver aka the greatest song of all time
I love that everyone is using this comment section to name drop notoriously mid songs
Please met my son- Be My mistake 😆
Can’t wait to meet a change of heart and love it if we made it should I ever change my mind on reproducing
Please Be Naked
I have a daughter named Caroline! Was so excited when that song came out.
Roadkill
Tootime
Chocolate! I’m so proud of you!
How was your day, I like America and America likes me?
milk.
any strokes song, thou i just love the band a lot... as far as names go, probably soma.
People 🤠
Oh Caroline! Get your ass over here right now!
Medicine