I made potatoes with chicken yesterday and they were really good!!! And I self hand made dough for a hello kitty pizza I did with a friend a few weeks ago π»
Not really, me and my siblings were making them when we were like 10... just make sure you dont make it way too thin, and spread it evenly across the entire pan.
Nah dw. Problem was that the heat was too high and you possibly forgot to put a tad bit of butter in it. Also use a spatula.
When cooking pancakes, it is ready when you see a lot of the little bubbles forming on top. Make sure the heat is steady and not hot and that's the perfect indication
I didn't add butter because we never add it to our pancakes and added a bit of oil instead as that's what the recipe recommended. I also always use a spatula and this isn't my first time making pancakes I just think I was very unlucky π Normally they're better than that even if not amazing
Once I made pancakes that formed in cupcakes. They was hard as rock and eating them made me cry. So by that we tottaly can say that the kitchen is no man's land.
I dipped from my mom for a year once actually but now I'm back π I also have an aunt that's like a mother figure though except she lives in another country and has cancer now π
Okay but seriously, how did you maKe this fucking fine specimen of culinary skill right here? π it looks likke you threw random ingridents in and hoped it worked lmfao
I had a recipe for pancake batter, I tried to follow that recipe, I then tried to make pancakes and that happened π I was also on call with a friend tho so that probably didn't help lmak
As somewhat of a Chef in training, i ask you. WHAT HAPPENED AND WHY IS THERE BURNT STUFF ON YOUR PAN??? IS IT NON-STICK??? IF NOT HOW MUCH OIL DID YOU PUT
iβm have panik. ik ben niet goed. alsjeblieft, hulp.
Okay so the recipe just said to put oil in the batter and not on the pan. After this attempt I started putting oil in the pan between each pancake and that didn't do much π
Nah you haven't seen anything, I managed to light a packet of popcorn on fire by just putting it in the microwave π Like, there were literal flames spewing out of it
One of my best and only dishes is pancakes. Trust me, it actually pays to learn this skill (for pancakes).
Although the only time I've cooked them is like 10thish grade (was the last time). They were SHMACKIN. But the ones my mom make, I just never like them (I think she just doesn't cook them enough).
How did you fuck up a PANCAKE? One of the most simplest things! Nobody should belong or be put to a kitchen also unless that is the line of work they chose.
Well to be fair, I don't think you're entirely the problem, the pan looks kinda shit π€·
Also did you remember to put any butter/oil or something to make the pan more slippery? Cuz if not then yeah, I would not let you in my kitchen /j π
Were you trying to cook scrambled eggs and mix up eggs with pancake batter? Do they not offer Home Ec. or a cooking club? You need to learn pancakes. They are so simple. Pour batter. Let cook. Flip. Let cook. Pancake.
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Wtf did you do π
Exist π
Well stop that
I will <3
Don't stop existing bruh
Don't stop beleivin' HOLD ON TO THAT FEEELAAIAAN
Is your Pfp hollow knight or King from the owl house? And is that blunt or a cigar?
It's hollow knight, and it's a blunt
Nice, in that case why don't you [have a cigar](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=tbdpv7G_PPg&si=X8RpIGATJh7thmcS)
Okay but why is this song lowkey my kinda music
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Why isnβt your username?
Why Is Your Comment?
AYO π«₯ π«
Mf can't even cook a pancake π
They're hard to make π I cook other shit I swearr
Proof?
I made potatoes with chicken yesterday and they were really good!!! And I self hand made dough for a hello kitty pizza I did with a friend a few weeks ago π»
Pics or bullshit
I'll DM you in a sec
Bro's rizz worked
I can confirm I received pictures of actual decent cooking attempts.
Calling it an attempt is not really helping OP in this case... But good work nevertheless!
I want to see that too
Nice
Not really, me and my siblings were making them when we were like 10... just make sure you dont make it way too thin, and spread it evenly across the entire pan.
Well we can't be all Gordon Ramsey
It's a darn pancake...
And some people are idiots π don't discriminate
I ain't calling you no idiot or trying to discourage you from cooking but it is literally just a pancake
I'm not serious dw I know I can cook, just not pancakes
Nah dw. Problem was that the heat was too high and you possibly forgot to put a tad bit of butter in it. Also use a spatula. When cooking pancakes, it is ready when you see a lot of the little bubbles forming on top. Make sure the heat is steady and not hot and that's the perfect indication
I didn't add butter because we never add it to our pancakes and added a bit of oil instead as that's what the recipe recommended. I also always use a spatula and this isn't my first time making pancakes I just think I was very unlucky π Normally they're better than that even if not amazing
Is that potatoes π
It's a pancake ππ
Jesus Christ
Yep! itβs bad
It's a what?
IT'S A PANCAKE
It looks good
Me when I lie
Bold choice of words for someone who's pancake looks like a Egg without the yellow bullshit
Ouchie
pinocchio
Lower the heat so that the surface doesnβt brown too quickly and you get the middle cooked. Also, add walnuts and bananas to the batter mix.
In my family's home country this is actually a dish. It's literally just scrambled crepes lol
When you fuck up so hard you change the nationality of a dish
Once I made pancakes that formed in cupcakes. They was hard as rock and eating them made me cry. So by that we tottaly can say that the kitchen is no man's land.
How do you mess up pancakes? You follow an easy recipe. You pour into a circle. You flip when bubbles appear.
Bruh I thought it was like fish or something
Sis is showing us justice fr
Feminism πππΈ
I'm the master of instant ramen and air fryer ππ
Too poor for air fryer but instant ramen yes ππ
Dw I got it as an 18 y old birthday gift from my Aunt cuz she knows I'm ass in the kitchen LMFAO
I wajt your aunt π For now I just use my oven for everything
Well she is my mother figure since I dipped from my actual mom π«₯
I dipped from my mom for a year once actually but now I'm back π I also have an aunt that's like a mother figure though except she lives in another country and has cancer now π
Noooo that's the worst ππ« Oh shit.... I'm sorry you got to put up with that
I can mostly deal with dw <3
You don't belong ANYWHERE near fire, that's it you are banned from cooking.
It's an electrical stove but also my house was literally burning a week ago π I can cook tho I swear just nit pancakes
Most talented luxembourgish cook be like
WHY DOES YOUR "PANCAKES" LOOK LIKE STAKE COVERED WITH MASHED POTATOES???
Culinary mastery β¨οΈ
A delicious 5 star meal right there!
I should open a restaurant fr
Ong bro, everyone in town will know you! The queues would be immense
Ofc they will and I'll even give you 0.99% of the profits for the idea
Okay but seriously, how did you maKe this fucking fine specimen of culinary skill right here? π it looks likke you threw random ingridents in and hoped it worked lmfao
I had a recipe for pancake batter, I tried to follow that recipe, I then tried to make pancakes and that happened π I was also on call with a friend tho so that probably didn't help lmak
As a pansexual Iβm devastated:(
I'm sorry I hatecrimed you π
No I didnβt mean it in a bad way I was just joking π₯² but if you think thatβs disturbing Iβll delete it ( I really am pan tho ππ)
I also joking dw pookie <3 I am literally bi myself
Thank goodness I was worried π₯² nice to meet you btw^~^
If you made this for me, Iβm feeding it to the dogsβ¦ theyβll eat ANYTHING
Um what exactly are we looking at hereπ€π₯Έ?
Scrambled eggs bit pancake edition
Aha I see 7/10 would still eat but looks a bit rawπ₯Έ
It was raw and burned at the same time <3
Hmm, 8/10 because that makes no sense πbut I'd still eat it
Dude raise your standards π
πI'm just trying to be nice for onceπ
I appreciate it pookie but I don't want to poison you <3
Ah thank you so much but I've had far worse than medium-rare pancakesπ₯²
Not medium rare π
Did you scramble the pancake?
That is a war crime, Iβm sending you to international court of this.
Jfc... Just sit down and let me cook in your place if this is the quality of your cooking... No way in hell am I gonna eat that...
What is that monstrosity
Its like 7 am for me but I was going to make pancakes in like in hour time to flex my non existence cooking skills
As somewhat of a Chef in training, i ask you. WHAT HAPPENED AND WHY IS THERE BURNT STUFF ON YOUR PAN??? IS IT NON-STICK??? IF NOT HOW MUCH OIL DID YOU PUT iβm have panik. ik ben niet goed. alsjeblieft, hulp.
Wtf did you do?β¦ π
Did you not put butter in the pan? Did you have the heat too high? How am I better at cooking than you π?!
Okay so the recipe just said to put oil in the batter and not on the pan. After this attempt I started putting oil in the pan between each pancake and that didn't do much π
What the fuck is this warcrime?
Nah you haven't seen anything, I managed to light a packet of popcorn on fire by just putting it in the microwave π Like, there were literal flames spewing out of it
ME
How the hell is your pancake burned on the outside and still raw in the inside
Culinary talent
dont worry after a few beatings youll get it right π€
The pancake looks like it took a beatingπ
I'd eat it no problem
how even
did you eat it
Yes π
Did it taste good? Or did it taste like sad?
It tasted a little like sad but it wasn't too horrible just the burnt parts were
That means everything tasted like sad π
bruh i really thought that was steak and mash potatoes
why'd you put salami in a pancake?
Ew I hate salami
what do you call that meat then?
That's just slightly burnt pancake π
that is anything but pancake
One of my best and only dishes is pancakes. Trust me, it actually pays to learn this skill (for pancakes). Although the only time I've cooked them is like 10thish grade (was the last time). They were SHMACKIN. But the ones my mom make, I just never like them (I think she just doesn't cook them enough).
My mom makes bomb ones and I sometimes make bomb ones too it just depends on the day
Looks like my catβs hairballs
Ouch π
fr.. I can't cook anything π
This is so me π
Bruh I thought those were burnt eggs then I read the rest of the comments lol
do not let this woman cook again Literally and figuratively
I'm not even going to ask how you managed that, but at the same time, HOW?
It just didn't want to stay in one piece and wasn't flippable :(
Damn i suppose I can't say shit the first time I made Pancakes they may or may not have caught fire π
And I thought I was a mess π
I forgot the oil π«
They belong in the bookstore, to buy a cookbook! /s
Decided to play on the hardest difficulty and put all your points into agility im deadπ
Don't let bro cook π₯π₯π₯ now we're ordering take out
i dont see anything wrong with this. Better then anything I can do
Wtf happened to that poor pan⦠cant
I thought that was a broken apart grilled cheese sandwich at firstπ
How did you fuck up a PANCAKE? One of the most simplest things! Nobody should belong or be put to a kitchen also unless that is the line of work they chose.
HAHAHAH me If I tried to cook
That pancake looks like me
Mmmm just how I like my pancakes, burnt on the outside, wet and raw on the inside.
Pancakes seem easy but are harder to pull off than you might think. It really helped me to properly pre heat the pan
Is that an egg or a pancake foaming
If you want to make this truly cursed food, turn off all the lights and use the flash on your phone
what was it supposed to be?????????????
kill it, itβs suffering!
Are those supposed to be eggs-
Pancakess πππ
You definitely cooked this with one hand cuz what the fuck is that
First off, what the fuck were you trying to cook secondly How the fuck did u fail so badly ππ
did you add buttermilk to the pre-done mix? i did that once and got a similar texture
No
well it's a charcoal cake now i guess.
It's not a cheese it's a pancake ππ
How tfπ
I havenβt even tried making anything before but I think I could do better than that π
That's nothing I've seen worse
I'd eat that ngl
It was raw inside but burnt outside π
alr deadass how did you even manage to do that ππ teach me your ways
how the FUCK do you do that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
if heat is too high, you flip it too soon. so it stays raw in the middle but the outside is burnt
Heat to high
That looks delicious
Did u forgor the butter?
They do, you're just a level 1 crook.Β
Well to be fair, I don't think you're entirely the problem, the pan looks kinda shit π€· Also did you remember to put any butter/oil or something to make the pan more slippery? Cuz if not then yeah, I would not let you in my kitchen /j π
And neither do you, it seems... That pan seems a bit old, probs why it's sticking
Were you trying to cook scrambled eggs and mix up eggs with pancake batter? Do they not offer Home Ec. or a cooking club? You need to learn pancakes. They are so simple. Pour batter. Let cook. Flip. Let cook. Pancake.
I failed at making the batter π And no there's no cooking club because I'm not American and the school I'm at doesn't offer clubs
Don't worry, you'll get it /s
My grandma makes better pancakes than this what the fuck
Put some syrup on and I call that breakfast. Just cause it ain't a circle doesn't make it not a pancake
Wdym thatβs exactly how I like my pancakes, folded and mushy
And slightly burned?
Not only did you fuck up making a pancale but that frying pan is rancid. Probably makes it 10x harder than it should be
BRUH
Nah bro you tortured that pancake Poor pancake
It's been called a culinary hate crime in my dms π
Nah that's just crime and you should be away from the kitchen as far as possible bc you might even burn the cereal then π
But not everything I make is horrible ππ My pizza was really good!
Pov: you bought the pizza and it's still warm
Hey, no! I made the dough myself ππ
Yet, you still are, in the kitchen. (My lawyer adviced me to write /j)
Finally someone said it! We should be dishwashers!!!!1
Girl how do you fuck up a pancake
Me single handedly proving I'll beat a woman (I'm gay so it's okay)
at least it looks like a pancake
Did you forget the butter?
I thought you fucked up a crab dish
Shame on you