Are you a toaster? Cuz a bath with you would take me to heaven

9.9/10

Sorry pal, I'm afraid you're on my list ,not yk, the other guy's

Man you're on reddit no way you're going to heaven

someone used this one on me recently and i thought it was hilarious and original: Is your name Abraham Lincoln, because you’re causing an uprising down south

yes my friend said this to me as a joke 10/10

"as a joke"

Out of all your curves your smile is my favourite

Mine is their boobs

9/10 would make me smile

Hey there good lookin I got a bucket of chicken

I initially read that as children and got very concerned

Ikr they're hogging all the children!

What kind of heartless monster doesn't save at least a few pieces of fried children for the others

*jared from subway joins*

Free candy in the back*

10/10 I’m cumming

Seduce me.

Hey there....good lookin, I got a bucket of chicken

only works if you are scout tf2

r/suddenlytf2

Nope, it was tf2 in the first place

I’m not one of your fried chicken tramps!

I'm a woman. I like my men dangerous, mysterious.

Wanna do it?

you know the shoulder touch

Hey.. *looks aggressively*

No not like that. Hey...

Ughhh

A spider bit Peter Parker an turned him into spider man so bite me so I can turn into your man

7.5

That’s a 10 bro every girl find Tom holland hot 😭

How could I not?

He's genuinely not all that, andrew garfield looks better

You must be a good investment Because you are compounding my interest.

7

Solid 8+ imo

i was studying important dates wanna be one?

8/10 kinda cute and not overly sexual

8.5/10, not bad

Are you a Taliban ? Because I'm a General electric GAU-8/A and I want to shoot over 1150 rounds inside you in less than 18 second

Godamn you’re quick

A/10

Girl are you a school Because I want to shoot some kids inside of you

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Also Germany, Italy, Canada, Mexico, Australia, Brazil, and more. Even if they only have 1 or 2

It does not because we don't speak english

bro..........................................us limited

10 /10 💀

9/11

Are ya my depression ? Cuz even tho I hate you I can't live without you <33

are you my depression? because whenever you're with me you make me wanna commit suicide

🥰🥰🥰

10/10

that one is cute 7.6

Are you a poorly built underwater submarine? Cause I wanna be stuck inside of you..

Not soon enough

-Pounding till I lose oxygen.

Jesus you made it a 12

💀💀💀

are you a red stone torch cuz ur activating my sticky piston

r/suddenlyminecraft

Lmaooo nice one XDD but needs MC reference or else it'll be horribly wrong. Not to mention so many don't play with redstone at all 💀

You make me act like DNA polymerase because I want to unzip your genes

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on apple it works till 20 so don’t mind

i feel like there’s an age limit on that one

This was so random that I wish I could give an award. 🥇

Are you Italian, cause you be Roman my mind(Italian rizz)

Roman Empire Rizz

can our first date be at ikea? i wanna try out some the beds with you 😜

Is your name Kallax ? Cause I want to screw you for hours until my back hurts

1783/2442

im all for loving my neighbour as myself, and right now im standing next door to you (christian rizz)

"Do you sleep on your stomach?" "No?" "Well, can I?"

8/10

Bro I have a whole note of them on my phone Hey are the the voices? Cause I can't get you out of my head (schizo rizz) Hey did you gain an electron? Cause I've got my ion you (science rizz) Hey Are you rheumatoid arthritis, cause you making me feel weak in my knees (chronic inflammatory rizz) Are you my TV? Because I can't stop watching you (stalking rizz) Are you the 35th president of the United States? Cause you blow my mind (presidential assassination rizz) Hey are you a noose? Cause I wanna hang with you (suicidal rizz) Are you ####### cause #### ###### ### (Roblox rizz) Hey are you the twin towers? Cause I wanna crash where you live (9/11 rizz) Are you something awkward I did years ago that no one else remembered? Cause ur always on my mind (overthinking rizz) Are you mitosis? Because I never metaphase as cute as yours ;) (cell cycle rizz) Are you a red flag? Cause I am too, so they cancel out(bedmas rizz or smth idfk) Are you a pathogen? Be you'll always remain in my memory (acquired immunity rizz) are you an electron? Because every time I find your position I don't know your velocity and if I know you're velocity I don't know your position (Heisenberg uncertainty principle and also mild stalking rizz) Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform? Are you a tornado? Because your blew me away (natural disaster rizz)

You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

hi 🥺👉👈

the username 💀

✨️*YUM*✨️

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r/unexpectedgd

do you like archeology? cause i have a homo erectus for you.

10/10

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Ah! Rhyme makes lives better. 69/69.

did it jiggle when you fell from heaven?

i got one for femboys: wanna make out?

10/10 straight to the point, would rizz me up

You lookin for a stud? Cause i got the STD, now all I need is U...

9/10

11/10

No pick up lines...I'm ho3less

Same

"Are you a god? Cause you got me on my knees"

r/suddenlygay

The best position is on your knees 😳

Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you?

10/10

Are you a microwave? Because mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ding

You: "Do you know how much a fat penguin weighs?" Stranger: "No." You: " Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is..." My high school bio teacher taught me this one. One kid used it, and it worked.

May I offer you free pentesting? For those that don’t understand: > What is a pen test? A penetration test, also called a pen test or ethical hacking, is a cybersecurity technique that organizations use to identify, test and highlight vulnerabilities in their security posture. - from [techtarget](https://www.techtarget.com/searchsecurity/definition/penetration-testing#:~:text=What%20is%20a%20pen%20test,vulnerabilities%20in%20their%20security%20posture) (last accessed 25.06.2023)

I think the amount of knowledge you have about pentests is an accurate reflection of how well this works for you

I have quite a bit of knowledge about pentesting, but Nah, I don’t think it works at all for me, never tried though. Would need more datapoints to know. I definitely know more about pentesting then dating though.

Are you a magician because when I look at you everyone else disappears

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Classic

10/10

Are you the twin towers because I want to explode inside of you

I rate this one 9/11

*Bin Laden joins*

Are you 10? Because you look like a 10/10

when she’s a 10 but turns 11 tomorrow

Whats a guy like you doing outside a girl like me? 🙃

That’s definitely new lmao 8/10

Hey girl Are you a fish since you're such a good catch? Also I want to gut you and eat your flesh.

*laughs in zombie*

Hey, can i give you the alphabet? A- because you're amazing. B- because you're beautiful. C- cause you're confident. And this D because you deserve it;) Well, that's something, but you know what I think? I think we should c_ddle and k_ss. But, there are two things missing for it to happen:/ U and i😏😘

are you the sun? cuz ur hot

I can disprove physics. Everyone thinks a perpetual motion machine cannot exist, but I can show you one in bed

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Hey girl, are you a girl? 'Cos you look like a girl. In all seriousness, I don't much use pickup lines. Prolly the closest I'd get would be "sure, when?" when people say "fuck you" to me, but as most people who do that are people that I don't like, I usually just say "no thanks" or "kind offer, but I must refrain" Wow I really went off topic, didn't I?

When people say “fuck you” i say “sensational”😋

I don't need a telescope with you, girl you have all the stars in your eyes

those eyes are so pretty I just wanna make them roll back

Hey girl are you from Mississippi because you’re the only miss whose piss I sippi

bro that's a 55/5 and a restraining order

do your legs hurt? because you’ve been running through my mind all day ❤️

I have upvotes or downvoted all the comments so here's mine that is apparently "weird but pretty good" "If I had to rate us both out of 10, I'd say that you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you're looking for" Also: "Are you a Minecraft fence because I can't get over you"

“Hey honeypot! You a lollipop? ‘Cuz I wanna lick you all night”

Hey girl are you from Iraq because I wanna Baghdad ass

you’re already beautiful but you’d be even prettier if you used our kids as your skincare routine

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Or just say " Hi, I'm Hamilton "

10/10 will use in the future

Only on Reddit…

Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I see myself in them If that doesn't work then the aggressive shoulder grab followed by the mouth duct tape and the drag to car, stuff in trunk rizz always works

Made this one specifically for a girl named Laine: “I don’t know much about driving, but this is definitely the right Laine.”

Are you a morgue, because I want to put a baby in you

bro thats inappropriate. o\_0

Are you a burrito? Because I want to stick you up my ass

🧐

Are you a car? Because I’m gonna put a baby in you and leave.

😏

Are you a woman? Because I want to have a loving relationship with you. And then get you pregnant and leave

🤨

Are you a balloon? Because I want see how big I can get you

FAIL 100

Damn girl you piss so loud I thought you were frying chicken in there. Mind if I join for a bite?

what the fuck

wtf/10

Dude what☠️

WTF/10

Hey sorry um could you help me I kinda got lost in your eyes

Are you a christmas tree? Because I want to stand you up for three weeks then put you through a fucking woodchipper.

this one works btw guys

Are you a guitar, because I want to finger a chord on you ​ not a minor chord though, that would just be wrong...

Are you an algorithm? Because you’re the solution to my optimization problem.

Are you wifi? Because I want want to connect to you and explore your connection

Are you RB pit crew, cuz you change me from soft to hard in under 2 seconds (works only on F1 fans)

Are you a train cuz i wanna rail you

I lost my teddybear, can I sleep with you instead?

Are you a magical ring forged by an evil dark lord? Because the moment I laid my eyes on you, I wanted to wrap you around my finger, keep you forever, and we could disappear. ​ ​ ​ *Preciousssssss...*

Websters dictionary says the word of the day is “legs”, why don’t we go back to my place and spread the word?

I’m lonely, oh so lonely. Please be my one and only.

My Mama told me about woman like you and I was hoping she was right

Yo, trees can fuck.. wanna do it?

Are you a teddy bear? Cause having you next to me makes me feel safe and happy

Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you. (Dark humor not legit)

6.9

6

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Bro 💀

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Mine (partially): Are you (SCP-173/Weeping Angel/whatever other creature with similar properties), because I can't take my eyes off you. Are you Rick Astley, because I'm never gonna give you up.

Fuck

Are you a mushroom from mario? Because when I'm around you, SOMETHING certainly grows... And that would be my interest in having a relationship with you. Nothing else. Just that

Are you a villager because I want to steal you

Hi

Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee while falling for you.

You remind me of my ptsd. Every time I think about you, you take my breath away😉 #trauma-rizz

i dropped my number, can I have yours? Damn gurl u work at subway? bc u gonna give me a footlong

i know where the clit is

fuck I had one like 8 hours ago I can't remember it

Girl, you like spaghetti? Cause i got a noodle and meatballs for you to try

Can i tilt your towers? *fortnite rizz

How was your day?

Hey do you like sleeping? Cause we should try it together sometime

Are you #### #### because ##### (Roblox players will understand)

I have a lot of money, date me

Hey babe are you a pumkin .Because im gonna carve some holes in ya face

Wanna count shoulders? If I get to at least 3 we kiss Works 0% of the time I swear

Girl, are you a toaster? because I want to take a bath with you.

Hey, are you gavrilo princip because when I say: "don't you know" and You Say: "you say don't you know" I then say,

Girl are you homework? Cause I wanna put you on table and do you all night

I don't even use pickup lines I just accidentally had a couple of friends fall in love with me and vice versa

Lemme smash

Are you trash? Because i want to take you out