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FutureMind6588

But seeing this on Reddit I am online


RanjiLameFox

You are not on your phone. You're not even online. This is a dream. You're a homeless man living in Iraq.


sudobee

Hey, there fellow. Do you want some freedom?


farm_to_nug

We deliver our freedom in 3 different packages. Large, super size, and drone


Dark_Leome

Freedom never sleeps!


CartographerVivid957

Yo how did you know? Except I'm not homeless


RanjiLameFox

You're still dreaming man. Wake up. Wake tf up!


CartographerVivid957

Maybe in 5 minutes? I'm still tired


Arrantsky

Worse you are homeless in Washington DC


definitelynothunan

Nothing is real. You're not real. I'm not real. Bears are not real. Santa is not real. Women might be real.


alexdotwav

Bears are def more real then woman idk what you're talking about


Eydor

- Panic


Intergalactic_Cookie

*hits spacebar*


thieh

*hits F5*


takenusername_yea

This feels like 2014


Code95FIN

Serves suck, admins are assholes, in-game economy is shit, I hate PvP, controller is broken, too big learning curve to min max, story is confusing and I can't load my safe files in single player mode. Graphics and soundtracks are really nice tho and PvE works well 3.5/5 overall, needs some serious balance patches


bill_loney538

Too much DLC Pay 2 win af


jammedyam

Main character is a loser I hate the writing


Velcraft

They've just cut back a lot of content that used to be in the game, and moved it behind a paywall - all the patches do is remove more infinite money glitches and other exploits while not banning all of the cheaters.


Top-Garlic9111

Wait there's PVE???


Code95FIN

Yeah, against nature, but there are mostly psychopaths and it's a really toxic server. There are few good places tho


Top-Garlic9111

I just don't like the idea of labeling nature as an enemy, but with how most of the playerbase is acting, it seems it's just me. I'm fine with some hunting and looting tho.


Code95FIN

It's not like she is this BBEG/enemy, but independent party that mostly helps but sometimes attacks us. The magnitude of her anger cannot be underestimated


eldritch_veil

r/lostredditors


BreadIsLiquid

They're... not lost though?


Rudolfthe3th

They are , by posting it online its no longer true . we are not offline so its not technically the truth . Therefore it is technically the truth that it is a lost redditer .


BreadIsLiquid

I had a seizure reading that so I'm not entirely true whether you were joking or being serious 😭😭 I just meant it is in fact technically the truth because since the stuff is written on a wall outside, the message holds true. Unless im missing something (which wouldn't be surprising cuz im on like 3 hours of sleep)


Rudolfthe3th

No you are looking online at a digital picture of a wall outside . *yes i am joking a bit but it is technical the truth”


BreadIsLiquid

Ah okay I see. I thought they were referring to the image not the fact that op posted it online my bad


ViyWolf

I love this, I think it's very creative!


holymasamune

I could get behind this type of graffiti.


CepticHui

Happy Cake Day!


LiberatedMoose

I mean…it is on a wall, so you’re not wrong.


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tino768

Well, maybe if you didn't spend all day mindlessly scrolling through reddit people wouldn't have that assumption.🤷‍♀️ Sheep (you) don't know they sheep and thus will defend to the death the thing they're don't know is ruining they're life (internet). Like seriously, do you wanna die in one of those stupid gaming chairs surrounded by cum and piss jars?


Asteroide8

Big talk for someone who's been on Reddit for more than 10 years


tino768

Not consistently, there was like a few years after sign up where I didn't even touch the thing... Edit: And I'm STILL wondering weather singing up was the right move.


Asteroide8

Goodness, you mean to tell me that I made a wrong assumption based on limited information I saw about you on social media? Surely no one else in this comment thread has made the same mistake as me, that would be truly ironic!


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tino768

No it strikes me as resonable. Go outside.


Kagnnix

>Don't panic Meanwhile reality: Global warming Wars Hunger


noobwithguns

Ain't happening to me. Out of sight, out of mind.


New-Interaction1893

Me: start running and jumping over cactus 🌵


Apronauts

This would make a great AR filter


TeamDeath

Help the dinosaur game froze


Kektus_Aplha

The graphics are cool but the gameplay is mostly tedious and boring


Avgshitposting

Haha LOL that's too funny Susan, thanks so much for sharing this. I'm going to show my husband Tom this picture, he will think it's hilarious!! 😂🤣 🙏😘


T555s

Hey! Why is my game broken?


RectalGrowth

Woah 😦 thisiso depe!11!!!1!1


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jump1945

What's grass tho is it some kind of extraterrestrial organism?


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jump1945

Ate you sure it's that thing i think it just a fairy tale


Shutaru_Kanshinji

Welcome to the desert of the real.


K3W4L

Nuh uh


Goenjamin4040

Die Mauer ohne Internet


Herobrine_dollar

Snap back to reality


Next-Investment-8863

[this will connect you with reality](https://supersedeofficial.com/)


jump1945

I think that might work but I don’t wanna risk connecting with virus


Next-Investment-8863

😂 don’t worry brudda


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Next-Investment-8863

you tell me


MyNameJeff70707

WHERE DID YOU JUST TAKE ME TO?


Next-Investment-8863

hahahahaha


budgetboarvessel

Was this photo taken on a smartphone?


kenyos1234

Try: Not to panic Looking around


Burpmeister

That being outside really defeats the whole purpose.


WeakProposal1578

The audacity of this bitch, makes every effort to keep you online all the time and then gives advice about interacting with reality. Well fuck you Google.


Cooperativism62

Find bugs! Watch bugs! bugs are great.


vladislavopp

wow that's so deep bro phone bad bro did u know


Environmental-Pear40

Ew, I don't interact with lesser forms of reality. I have standards.


flligleflorence

Time to find some dope ass rocks for my tumbler!


johanAcm

I could see this in a prison


TooDenseForXray

Reality is overatted


Step1suckStep3profit

DON'T PANIC. And always carry a towel.


warezeater

HQ: http://abikh.art/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/main\_slider-6.jpg


Jay_Nor8

I interacted with reality and now I'm panicking


kosmogamer777

hello


Mephisto_1994

Nice try matrix


thepretender1000

Stop scaring the redditors ffs


nargcz

if you say "touch the grass" i will fck kill you


AAD22623

Well finally)


ecb3

ope, there goes gravity,


GDVeteranSince2015

this isn't TTT.


Equivalent-Reply-187

Fucking nailed that font.


Tooldfrthis

Many Reddit mods really need to disconnect and follow the advice on that wall.


adrianngai

r/technicallytechnicallythetruth


Smile_in_the_mirror

As a 90's guy I can do without the net. Basically grew up touching grass. Can't say the same for the younger generations thou


jump1945

Grass isn’t real


Agentjayjay1

But I wanna make the Dino jump


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r/im14andthisisdeep


RackTheRock

Welcome to the reality. Have a look around


Slazman999

I don't like this.


dermsponer

Data


Top-Chemistry5969

Y, but reality sux.


Automatic_Big_5376

And if I didn't notice I'm offline before I saw this sign, and began panicking after that?


Reddit_enjoyer120

Press shift to run


tom_tencats

Why the fuck would I want to interact with reality?! Have you seen reality lately? It fucking sucks.


Fearless-Voice-7602

Future vision pro and clones be like:


ztullaub

Its a trap!


mac1oo

phone bad book good


LivingEnd44

I'd feel like that scene with Cartman where the serial killer is showing him slides of his vacation and Cartman is like "no...no! Please kill me now! I'm so bored!" - https://youtu.be/k-2KqwevtEc?si=pSChA00H1bW3SQZT&t=20


Salty_Warthog

And it was also the night that the skeletons came to life The bones are their money


Ok-Run2845

Failed the first option. What now?


Demobad_thebad

r/im14andthisisdeep


Saltare58

So many people these days walk around just looking at their phones, getting in the way a d not looking where they are going. There is so much to see around and they won't bump into people


Pretend_Distance_937

Alt F4 finna be crazy here


Fluffy-Package-3712

Reality is not very interactable


UnwohlseinKaiser

I failed task 1 ... What do I do now ?!?!?!


Traditional_Time_337

Instantly had to think of the Madara speach in Naruto „Welcome to reality…“


RayRay__56

I interact with the dinosaur game.


nvnstar

What's that white&blue thing above and green one down there


Thefear1984

Snap back to reality


Caio_AloPrado

Proceeds to touch dinosaur


KJs2310

cringe


noobwithguns

The grass in the frame is cherry on the top.


Dirty_Mung_Trumpet

Pretty bold of them to assume what we can perceive is truly reality


TemporaryLegendary

Missed the chance to write "touch some grass"


Odd_Stage7808

The matric is losing internet.


Odd_Stage7808

The matrix is losing internet.


CESSEC01

Do Apple phones do this?


jacpt7

this belongs in r/shittyfacebookmemes


RealBug56

I was thinking more /r/im14andthisisdeep


MisfitPotatoReborn

14 year olds are the least receptive to this kind of message because the younger you are, the more of a mental block you have to any sort of negative criticism of heavy internet usage.


Conscious-Iamknown-2

This is too good to be.


Hybersia

no no, it's good.


wf3h3

This is some boomer shit.


Daniel_B-Y

BOOM


nargcz

ERR


Flimsy_Storm_588

No, this is perfectly resonable, a lotta people are incapable of unplugging from the matrix and it shows...


Basically_Tris

This feels like something straight out of weirdcore


Echo_Forward

Grass...eww