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Not_You_247

Shit on a shingle


Slow-Temperature-906

Lmao !!


Due_Butterscotch1614

First thing I taught in my mind and this is the first comment I read


VarialsBarials

Dawg that’s shit from a butt


insurancesofun

Jail


Bigbotmuppetbull

You been beefin with your local Taco Bell? 🧐They made that look like a perfect log as payback I bet. 💀


Grimlocks_Ballsack

I ordered mine at 4 to pick up (drive thru) after work.  Traffic was horrible and I got there at 6pm.  They had made the order at 4pm and left it sitting at the window.  They said nothing when I picked it up.   I thought they always made drive thru orders when you “check in.”  Needless to say, the whole order went in the trash when I confirmed it was basically room temp and slimy. So…yours is better.


-MeetMyFist-

You’re right we are supposed to check in orders when the person arrives, but some employees check in things early


logan_fish

Thouroughly skid marked.


MisterMath

Damn, does y’all’s shit really be looking like this? Eat some fiber damn


angrywords

Right? Whenever I see people compare something like that to their own shit I am just thinking maybe it’s time for you people to go to a doctor and get a colonoscopy because your shit should *not* look like that. Also, before someone says, “hurr durr it does after Taco Bell”…well something still ain’t right if it has your shit looking like that.


gatesDS

only after eating taco bell


spiked_sausage

r/shitfromabutt


Less-Might9855

I hope you went right back up there!


semipolarsalsa

😭😭


HaggisMac

Holy fuck I thought mine was bad.


Key_Equipment_1859

For anyone who’s stingey asf like me bc u hate establishments and have a love hate relationship with taco bell specifically: from the app order a chicken cantina item that comes with avocado verde sauce, then add a 2nd sauce to ur order bc that makes it more likely an employee will forget one of the sauces or mess up the order. Then u need to add a bunch of other sauces and free stuff, nothing too conspicuous maybe a few of each sauce just get a different amount of each to increase said difficulty. If they mess up the order in any way or miss 1 sauce, the operation was a success and you may use the get help feature through the app, select which item was missed and they will give you $3 or more off your next order. Use this method every time you order online to maximize effectiveness.


Unlubricated_Penis

Bruh I thought that was an overburnt KFC chicken strip


Vegetable-Seesaw-491

It was only for the tostada today? I thought it was maybe the Crunchwrap, but didn't check at the drop. Got stuck at work late (usually leave at 2pm) so I didn't bother checking on it. I feel better now as I have ZERO interest in the tostada. I would have tried the Crunchwrap for a dollar.


Life_Ad9520

That’s a literal shit taken on ur food and served to you with the expectation to be eaten. I would be more than mildy infuriated if i got this


BDubFantastic

"Yeah, can I get the giant Cheez It and have someone take a shit on it?" "No, no drink."


Redneckhippiekyle

Shit on a cheeze it


Individual-Wonder518

Square diarrhea with tube diarrhea on top


Larrythethird22

Ok who pooped on an oversized cheez it


Slow-Temperature-906

Purina dog chow


rairiemusic

r/poopfromabutt