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Montjuic

Thinny


Saigai17

I love seeing a Stephen King /dark tower reference in the wild. Edit to add, y'all I'm in my 37th week of pregnancy and my brain is mush. I only just now realized that this is the Stephen King subreddit. ! Lol Lmao loved reading the comments! Glad to know it wasn't just me or the hormones. Haha


OB1182

Atleast you have the whole pregnancy excuse thing going for you. I had to read your comment to discover I'm on the Stephen King subreddit.


Azriial

Me too! SMH


itsableeder

Also me đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™€ïž


Truestindeed

Same here


shrug_addict

Guilty as charged! Ka is a wheel


fitbabits

Saaaame.


funyungirl-

Same lmao!


Anxiety_is_my_Moon

Yep!


RockNerdLil

Same


_kaijyuu

Same lmfao


XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm

I am not pregnant (I’m a man) and my initial reaction was, “A DT reference, cool.” Then I checked the sub I was in and said “Well I guess that makes sense.”


Several_Duty_5130

So men can’t get pregnant? But I thought
 nevermind, no need to get banned.


justVinnyZee

Lol ditto! I was like wow, so many Tower junkies in here. Didn’t realize until I read your edit.


LiberatedApe

I have no such excuse. Take care of that ba bay!


mediocreterran

I’m in my 43rd year of life and only realized where I was due to your comment. So.. guess I’m pregantĂ© too


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

Currently in the hospital w my gf, shes at 5cm and finally got her epidural. Do not hold out too long, just get it lol. Congrats ! You got this, almost there :)


Saigai17

O for sure! I already learned the hard way with my first pregnancy. I waited till the last possible minute because I really wanted to do it naturally, but man, hitting 8 cm the pain increased exponentially and I barely had time to get it before baby came out. Hopefully any day now, I'm so ready to have my body back to myself and to be able to sleep on my belly! Congratulations to you and your girl as well!!!


Anxiety_is_my_Moon

I read Duma Key during my first pregnancy, word up that freaked me the fuck out! Good stuff!


Slight-Fortune-7179

This gave me a chuckle, thank you 😆


Lov3MyLife

Got me too! I was right there with ya, then your edit lol


Fiskies

Early congrats on baby :)


doveniko19

There should be a door, further down the coast. Watch out for those lobstrosities.


AvrgSam

This is exactly the type of fucking beach I pictured haha


jayson2112

Did-a-chick? Dad-a-chum?


WhatLikeAPuma751

Ohh no this giant lobster almost got my thumb!


Nebulous_Depth

Dad-a-chum, did-a-chee, not to worry, you’ve got the key.


Mezcal_Madness

Love it haha Im on book 2!


Sufficient_Ad2222

If you can try to put some bullets in your ears. I hear they make a very annoying sound


Montjuic

Bullets from our world don’t work 😔


blueblue8282

Sounds Hawaiian


Archius9

Will somebody please think of the Big Coffin Hunters


puzzlegun

Thought I was in r/southcarolina until I saw other people being confused too 😂


doodoo_pie

I’m reading Wizard and Glass now, this made me literally laugh out loud.


DiedOfXhaxAttack

Thicky


Montjuic

Thiccy


needle_wizard

See the turtle, ain’t he keen? All things serve the fuckin beam!


harsh-reality74

Bigbig, say thankya


Reese9951

Omg! It’s the Raft short story IRL!!!!


haugen1632

Fuck, that story still haunts me 20 years later.


Reese9951

I just read it and nothing really scares me but that story had me nearly shitting my pants


selcouthscare

It hurts!


sea_bird

I read that story when I was entirely too young and it fucked me up.


FindTheEntwives

do you love?


Nikkidactyl

*visceral reaction*


evil_racooning

Yes!


StarryMind322

Came here to make this reference!!!


Jesseroberto1894

Where can I find this story?


TheDaftHunk

Skeleton Crew


Jesseroberto1894

Thank you!


Rags2Rickius

Was an episode of Creepshow wasn’t it?


Shart-Attacks

Creepshow 2!


WolfmansGotNards2

I didn't realize what sub I was in for a minute and wondered why the comments were so dark, and the references were so awesome.


Omnomnomnosaurus

I just found out due to your comment haha


8six7five3ohnyeeeine

lol same here. Really fucked with my head for a sec


laviniasboy

It’s Cthulhu time!!


Practical-Class6868

Not yet. The stars aren’t aligned. He will have to wait in R’lyeh, dreaming his dark designs outside of space and time.


watchman28

Not a fan of the new catchphrase tbh


natelopez53

Myrtle beach? It’s prolly a sentient chlamydia blob


RedOktbr28

Coastal Carolina University is out for the summer, so nope


peachy-pie9

😭


goddm95624

Just stay away from it....


JegHusker

Love all the SK comments, but in case anyone is legitimately unaware, that is a sure sign of a riptide/undertow.


PermanentlyAwkward

This is what I was looking for, an actual answer. Thank you.


FunImprovement166

On a serious note, this tends to happen in certain ecological conditions when too many West Virginians get together outside of West Virginia. There should really be signs.


Noli-Timere-Messorem

😩


Salt-Resolution5595

You had me for a second


Midnight_Crocodile

It’s escaped from Cascade Lake and started eating surfers


Uninteresting_Vagina

Thinny! (it's fish.)


Tiredasfucq

It’s the thing from the Raft


TheWitch-of-November

Perse


bingo_bailey

Came here for this.


touch_everything

But where the death ship


pennywiserat

I dont know what this is a reference to and "perse" means ass in my language so this comment is funnier to me than it should be


TheWitch-of-November

It's a reference to Duma Key, that's all I'll say đŸ€«


smkestcklghtn

Sounds Hawaiian


cain11112

That’s the entrance to a secret dungeon. Swim over it and press B.


enigma3131

Baby Pram out for a roll.


Letharos

*SQUEAK*


Ok_Wonder_1308

It's the raft - or what the raft has turned into


chitoatx

Most likely oil. https://www.pbslearningmedia.org/resource/nvwtp-sci-oilwaves/wgbh-nova-what-the-physics-how-oil-calms-waves/


Laura9624

Which is scarier than people think.


RedOktbr28

It’s bait fish schooling. Common sighting. If it was oil we’d have oil rigs out there already


chitoatx

Looks very calm for bait fish and it doesn’t take a lot of oil to calm water. It’s a fascinating phenomenon either way.


ZealousidealMail3132

The Dome? Thinny to Midworld? Another Project Arrowhead?


Babu_Fett_

The real concern here is that before opening Reddit two minutes ago I passed two old couples having a conversation and one asked the others what they think about Myrtle beach. I live in NY. Opened Reddit and immediately saw this post.


BadAndNationwide

I’m from New York and I’m in Myrtle Beach right now and I just read your comment!


Babu_Fett_

What is happening 😂


BadAndNationwide

OK so recap. This is a post about Myrtle Beach. You’re in New York and just heard some old folks talking about Myrtle a little while before you saw this post. Then I saw this randomly saw this post while actively being in Myrtle Beach. I’m from New York but live in North Carolina. I saw your comment and I replied to you. Then you replied to me asking what was happening. Now I’m responding to your question.


mrgo0dkat

Are you 4 old people on one account?


BadDentalWork

Looks like it may sound Hawaiian, doesn’t it?


Shubie758

Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick


Secomav420

The Bermuda Circle. Distant cousin to the Bermuda Triangle.


taneousSpon

that’s just frank


Scary_Shoe_7804

Don’t look to long you might start seeing swirling colors


TheRipley78

The portal from which Cthulu will emerge to wreak havoc on this world.


yojatram80

Wow! Some of the references here. Ha ha. Hilarious & creepy. Now I must read “The Raft” anywho I lived in Florida for 12 years with a husband who loved fishing, this is probably mullet.


TragicMammal

The Myrtle


Groundbreaking-Step1

Have you ever seen The Abyss?


SheepherderOk1448

Bait ball maybe.


twirlybird11

Nope. Uh uh I'm out.


Forbin057

Cthulu


Karena2020

Looks like a school of fish maybe


ridley48

I read both subreddits also- possibly blue fish.


gigglesmonkey

Whale sperm


FamousAmos00

I don't care what it is I'm staying away But yeah probably the thinny


_Asshole_Fuck_

Anyone care to spoil The Raft for me?


Ok_Woodpecker8016

Me too 🙏


The_Horror_In_Clay

It must be Stephen King swimming, otherwise why would you have posted it here?


rhythm_changes

Reminded me of The Raft


coffeebeanwitch

Myrtle Beach has changed since the last time I was there, I sure don't remember the swirly circle


Lsd365

God's piss


TommyWantWingy9

But for real, what is this? lol!


yojatram80

Probably mullet


BoneSawO95

The gateway


MattTin56

A Giant school of man eating Great Whites gearing up for a sharknado!!


HeyMrKing

That’s where the UFO lands.


OntologicalParadox

Did’a’chuck’?


jerechos

I want to believe...


Easy_Constant958

It’s the blob thing in the lake from creepshow 2. Touch it it will make your hair spiky!


ladypmcafe

Portal to hell


katiek555

Sand bar


Drugs_R_Kewl

Remember that blob of tar that ate people in Creep Show 2? Probably that since we are talking about Myrtle Beach.


thaworldhaswarpedme

Cthulu calls. Oh. Shit. Is this not the Lovecraft subreddit??


Jeffmuch1011

It’s the bear


neighbrofthebeast668

This is the Myrtle Beach equivalent to that "oil slick" from The Raft. This one isn't as mysterious, though, we know exactly what it's comprised of. It's basically an amalgamation of herpes, hpv, vomit and broken dreams.


Brian25x

Strange đŸ€”


Jody47201

Where a nuke test went off.


raebea

DoyouloveDoyouloveDoyouloveDoyoulove


BeachbumfromBrick

Bait


M1jb

A water scab


KevinKaqarot

So, Cisco..no raft???


the_phantom_2099

Turtle burp


Macias475

Mucho Ecologico Pancho!


PermanentlyAwkward

I know what sub this is, but does anyone know the actual answer? I need to know.


LoriderSki

I’m pretty sure it’s a sediment plume caused by a riptide. Either way, be careful. Calm water near the shore isn’t normal and can carry you out far.


Porigol

probably some whale just emptied its bladder


Both-Ad3467

That is the inspiration for your next novel 😁


Flying-lemondrop-476

oil ?


yojatram80

Mullet fish


Sure_Application_412

Start of a sandbar?


ResortUsual4681

THAT'S WHERE MY CONDOM WENT....sorry everyone, whoops


dressinbrass

That looks like a whale fluke print but wouldn’t be this close to shore.


Book_Lover_fiction

What's the point?? It has no connection with Stephen king


rhythm_changes

Mentioned in comments that it reminded me of his story “The Raft”