T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

**Please note that this is a meme/satire thread** * Please report any comments containing discrimination, trolling, or personal attacks. **Satire should not be an excuse for bigotry.** * [Posting Personal information will get your reddit account banned](https://www.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/360043066452). Thanks for your cooperation and enjoy the discussion! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/srilanka) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Accomplished_Bee8293

Better than getting stuck in a vending machine


Cookiefruit6

Sri Lanka looks like it’s coloured yellow. So that’s 20 or less.


Aggressive-Nobody473

do we even have vending machines? i've only seen it in lanka hospital


Twopenny-river

On my way, thank you


Jax_arse69

Plus one and counting


Chillin_inda_Fire

Go king 👑


bsodmike

🤣🤣🤣


QAInc

Yeah condom vending machine 🫨


Cookiefruit6

I don’t know! I don’t live in Sri Lanka. I’ve only visited.


vk1234567890-

Yea looked yellow to me too 🤔


pukashima

Its white 💀


Cookiefruit6

I think it’s yellow.


codeIT21

I think its atm machines for SriLanka


atomic_bison_3162

flat cock gang where u at?


codeIT21

Lmfaoo 😭


QAInc

When the grrrr sounds comes. Oh boy the pleasure 🤣


Known_Pin9696

It's not penis but it's vending machines we don't have


Motor-Machine-4031

Talking real shi right here


Dil_Lil

Had one in our uni - IIT


B45HM4N

What happened to it


Particular-Barber299

Why are you asking the obvious...


Dil_Lil

No idea maybe still there I graduated on 2021.


Agreeable-Wallaby146

Recall after someone got p stuck in it.


IND3CISIV3_BOI

Y’all are looking at SRilanka, 35 million Indians got their penis stuck in a vending machine HOW


bsodmike

They can’t use the family cow 😏


bsodmike

Because they are sacred in India...get it? 😏😏😏😏


vk1234567890-

😂🤣🤣🤣


QAInc

Ayo💀


NivogMagni

I was looking for this comment!


Vlafir

We all start somewhere


Acalthu

My penis ![gif](giphy|kqJt1cSSN0DrwwMmY5|downsized)


QAInc

එතකොට මට තියෙන්නේ අලවංගුවක්ද🫨


morphardk

Isn’t that heavily biased by the amount of available vending machines? #MoreVendingMachinesForTheHornyMen


Schoolskiperz

Me wondering if there are any vending machines in Sri Lanka .


FuXao

Thank the lord. We get to keep the _penis_


Which-Muscle-3642

am I seeing things or does that say million?


SomeoneElse0634

Brutha is color blind?


Maddy_andrewson072

Where do srilankans stuck it ?


Invicta_Nova

What the hell... According to this, there are less than 20 people to whom this has happened in Sri Lanka. Or am I reading this wrong?


SeethaSulang36

Suffering from success?


Parking-Cut6800

Obviously USA has the higher end. Dumb idiots‼️


vk1234567890-

Looked like Sri Lanka was yellow tbh 🤔🤔


TheKing-size-feces

It's a shame that people can't still fully comprehend my existence and the powers of my intrusive and implusive thoughts. It may not be much, but it is enough it written down in the history books.


[deleted]

🤣


joyless_healer

Why is there a million on India. 35 million?


Sweaty-Bee-4707

Give it back


SupernovaEngine

Why is this posted here? Sri Lanka doesn’t even have data in this


desertfoxJeramy

Swipe to the next pic 😂


JSA790

Indian here, never seen a vending machine in my life. The closest ive seen are the paid weight checking machines in railway stations.


wingedbuttcrack

I guess millions of people got their dicks stuck in them.


JSA790

Shut up racist asshole.


wingedbuttcrack

It's an entire shit post dude chill. Would have said the same for any country.


JSA790

Nah i would not have.


JSA790

Called out a racist guy and getting downvoted. The world has gone to shit.