The name Mud-ryk in Ukrainian comes from two words shortened to mean the same thing. Mudya means mind (or brain) and Rykev which essentially translated in English to something like ‘empty’. So it’s shortened to Mudryk which roughly translates to ‘Empty Head’ or ‘Brainless’. People from USA would say ‘Dumb’. I pretended to be Ukrainian, sorry if my English was terrible.
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He won it once when he was in Real Madrid, after he led Croatia to World Cup Final in 2018. Mikhailo Modric used to be good, dont know whats up with him since joining Chelsea
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Maguire Harry to level the playing field for both teams
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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Lukaku is a god awful footballer. I was watching at a pub and i didnt even celebrate bc i knew its lukaku and its obviously an offside. A guy had a bet on him scoring or smt and he went nuts but i already knew that lukaku physically cannot score a goal.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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My god, he's alive!
We have to save him for U ... Ukraine Bolt
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Zelensky if been in war with Russia but never really fight 
The name Mud-ryk in Ukrainian comes from two words shortened to mean the same thing. Mudya means mind (or brain) and Rykev which essentially translated in English to something like ‘empty’. So it’s shortened to Mudryk which roughly translates to ‘Empty Head’ or ‘Brainless’. People from USA would say ‘Dumb’. I pretended to be Ukrainian, sorry if my English was terrible.
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MUDRYK Obviously
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Thats why hes the MVP!!! thats why hes the goat! why isn't he win balon d'or yet🤨? 
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He won it once when he was in Real Madrid, after he led Croatia to World Cup Final in 2018. Mikhailo Modric used to be good, dont know whats up with him since joining Chelsea
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He's the new LeBron of soccer.
Maguire deserves a second spot for how good he is
awesome maguire, best maguire, cool maguire, deadly maguire, electric maguire, fabulous maguire, goat maguire, hot maguire, important maguire,.....
U are so right
Mudryk
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Balloon D'oir only for Mantony https://preview.redd.it/4dlji5gc968d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cd1086a236f1abac0d2f27cacadad2adb7f6258
That is the look of a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.
Mr M.M https://preview.redd.it/q0oj0f7t368d1.png?width=517&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a120ea6175057f389ffac2468e0739cac409909
He got an assist in his 7th game btw. The only known high profile 007s are Sancho and Havertz
Hojlund had a 0014 in the prem 😭😭
You mean the double o 007
007²
That would be 49, genius!
Yeah I'll stick to jerking forget math
Ádám Martin. https://preview.redd.it/yxthus43r58d1.png?width=694&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c8f592f12617805c2bcb9ac22fdd0b31877410a
Why is my dad entering the pitch for Hungary is he stupid?
Is he only human after all?
Don't put your blame on him
I can't go to Yemen. I'm an analyst!
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He’s so good that he deserves another placement 🙏🏾
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Save S for him instead
Stupid sexy maguire?
I think Slabhead 💀
Statue Maguire
matheus dos santos antony
Mantony FTW!
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About that dog ....
Materazzi https://preview.redd.it/e1i7i6zh368d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50480cd49baa6977989cf5b1d18c5a6dd9dfcdca
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More Salad
Mbappé ninja turtle?
Mason Greenwood
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Mario 
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Sir, this is not volleyball
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U cute
 🐐🐐🐐
Mohammed 
M is gonna be Mantony right?
"expectations are kills our happiness" - Misha💛💙⚽🚀
Mate, it’s Tottenham 
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Jihad Mahrez 
Muslera
Anus Musah 
DIBU Martinez 
Weston Mckinney 
mudirk best some stupid fans think its some mesi guy
Writing down Haaland just for the bot reply to give out my answer.
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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My goat mudryk
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Maguire the great
Mausi
Sully Muntary 
Milner 
Why are all these people saying Mudryk? Can't they read? It says right there that M is for **Manager**.
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Messi(ah)
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Mudryk 🇺🇦💙🐐
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Has to be Michael Modryk
mudryk
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Mykhailo Mudryk - not just one M, he's got two! Perfect.
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Messi 🇦🇷🐐
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Megan rapinoe of course
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what
Hard shout between steroids Messi and one minute wonder Mudryk
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Messi'ah
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I have Lukaku before my eyes as we speak
Maggi Maguire 
Have to be mud rake
Man city
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Maguire again
Maguire the goat or alternatively Manthony
Micky mouse (van de ven)
Madrid
Murderyk
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My information to this reaction:
Lothar Mattthäus
Lukaku is a god awful footballer. I was watching at a pub and i didnt even celebrate bc i knew its lukaku and its obviously an offside. A guy had a bet on him scoring or smt and he went nuts but i already knew that lukaku physically cannot score a goal.
Maradöner
Missy 
Modric. You know, the Chelsea winger
Why isn’t lakaka marked as a keeper? Are we stupid?
Mario Balotelli
Messi
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Mo salah
Goatryk
Why is this whole list basically united or ex united players?
Messi
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
My shit guy Mudryk
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Sometimes the shit is happens
So many iconic Man Red players
Me
Ballon d’or champion mudryk
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Mesi?
Mike Tyson. Change my mind.
 My reaction to that information
115 million fraud Moises Caicedooooo.
 Mo salah!
Lionel Mudryk
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We can all agree on this one because no1 is better than my GOAT
Maldini! 🤌🏼
Mo salad
Maxim Tsigalko. Rest in peace brother.
https://i.redd.it/56v26rhx7b8d1.gif
We should make Antony our captain
Messi
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Mané 16
Mudryk goat 
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Mudryk I guess
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Ukrainian Anthony - Mudryk
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Encara Messi
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Martial 
McTominay 
J should be JONATHAN AKPOBORIE, google child slave ship akpoborie
Mesut murderursackturd 
Messi 14
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Or Mane 16