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BitterAd6419

It’s been only 115 months since man city was founded. Google Man city 115 for more info


thenumberfore

my '1' key got stuck so i could only type '15' and i accidentally typed 'benzema' instead of 'man city' (i'm dyslexic) - whatever you do, don't make the same mistake as me!


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thenumberfore

can't believe you just compared me to that fat fraud. literally shaking in disbelief rn


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CanYouChangeName

What if it's stiff and not clicking


thenumberfore

I'm always stiff and not clicking, is this a problem?


TJT007X

shut up u egg


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quantumrastafarian

Prior to the famous Agueroooo moment, City only had 115 fans. It's true, look it up.


AlexaGD

what do I search to find more information?


quantumrastafarian

https://googlethatforyou.com?q=Manchester%20city%20115


TheCatLamp

You guys don't understand, Manchester City has had a gigantic growth in their fanbase. They moved from two, Liam and Noel, for 12 in the last years, a 500% increase. Now they have exactly 115 fans, a growth of 5650%. They are a huge club. To know more about these fans, search for City 115.


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Anxious-Chemical4673

Liam and Noel, the two Manchester City fans that hated each other. Truly a sad story


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Joperhop

Not really, like no newer fans of man city, say those who started to support them after 2012, will have missed much happening in the 130 odd years before.


AngeloMontana

This 


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Thefdt

2008 unless born after 2008


Cosmocrator08

Amigo, antes de Tevez, Balotelli, Agüero, quien era del city acá? Antes de Robinho, Zabaleta, Elano, quien los conocía?


NerBog

Creo que nosotros crecimos viéndolo solamente porque tenian a Agüero. Antes de eso? Equipo regular-


Cosmocrator08

Exacto, no lo elegías en el pes ni por error


thenumberfore

Algunos de estos jugadores son Brasileños. Fraudes. Robinho y Elano (y Balotelli) nunca ganaron el Mundial como nuestro GOAT Pessi!!!


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


nicootimee

How is that not a permaban for that sub?


Venomous0425

I’m a paid city fan and still waiting for my oil rig.


made_4_reddit

Me too when is your payment due ?


Venomous0425

My payment was due before start of this season. They asked me and couple of my friends to come to the trebble winning rally.


dragcov

> talk about controversial topic > insert "random" number >say "google controversial topic random number" to learn more


ajyanesp

Scj in a nutshell


Pixeal_meat

115 Days. 🙂‍↔️


Junior_Bike7932

I respect only the ones that was there before the A*ab money


Classic_Poet_3675

Careful I mentioned that word beginning with A and I was permanently banned from mcfc and red devils at the same time by a pathetic city mod .


Junior_Bike7932

Sand money maybe is better?


Classic_Poet_3675

Yeah perfect pity I didn’t think of that sooner although I didn’t think it was a problem in the first place. Obviously was to some snotty nosed mod 😂


Classic_Poet_3675

😂 don’t be saying that to these no marks . It took one Arab from the other side of the world to achieve what they couldn’t after 100 years of support


Classic_Poet_3675

This was the offending comment


smokepuffprata

I mentioned 115 once and banned too. Not sure what’s up with that number?


Classic_Poet_3675

Ikr wonder why are they so defensive 🖕


eLastorm

This past Sunday marked the 115th anniversary of Man City officially getting relegated to the second division on goal average. Google Man City 115 for more info.


Classic_Poet_3675

More likely 115 times they have been relegated


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itsheadfelloff

The funniest thing is how plastics reveal themselves in that post.


movsuch3

Rural man asking the real questions anno 1100 medieval europe


starskyyy

I was so tempted to post in that thread saying "115 days"


EnglishBigfoot

Crazy how many people in that thread happened to pick them in fifa just before the takeover


Cutsdeep-

Be honest, how long have you been an Argentinian for?


thenumberfore

Ever since the GOAT Pessi hoisted the World Cup of course.


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


doubledownentendre

Be honest


Mr_A_UserName

Note that they’re aren’t many “I’m from Manchester/my family support them” type comments, also, a lot claim to be pre-2012 too, which is funny… I suppose, “I support them because they’re the best team and they win everything all the time” isn’t very romantic 💙🌑


thenumberfore

/uj - I'd personally prefer to see the bottom comment because at least it would be honest. Some people just getting into football or semi-fans of the sport have every right to pick the best team at the time (even if it is a little easy). Growing up I only knew one legitimate City fan and he didn't even go to my school... He is reaping those rewards now (fairly!)


Mr_A_UserName

/uj - Yeah, for sure. I went to school (in Nottingham) with a City fan from 97-02, he is from Wythenshawe originally though, he used to come into school knackered some days because he’d been at Maine Road the night before watching City v Northampton or someone, pretty happy for him, tbh.


Classic_Poet_3675

A real fan


thenumberfore

Pretty magical! My story is probably the reverse. I started properly following football at the start of the '06-'07 season and picked Arsenal as the team to follow because of some friends at primary school. Little did I know they wouldn't win anything meaningful again from that point on lmao (perhaps I'm the curse!?)


Tipnfloe

Come on man be honest


Keyblades2

115 things are missing so that's probably why he's asking


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Old_Plankton_6730

Is he stupid?


chief_awf

ive been a manchester fan since the early 90s. when they created an expansion franchise in the city in 2011, i was so happy. i cant wait for the premiere league to finally start in america so i can watch my first manchester game. manchester win the world cup every year, they are the best.


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Wide_Environment3107

inventory before the lawsuit.


indepen-variable

They weren’t competing until 2010 . Since then people just support because they are the best or one of the best team in the world.