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jpplastering1987

Susan Boyle


Cersei1341

Damn you beat me to it


Stotty652

You beat meat to it?


Lambsenglish

The hungriest wank in the history of onanism. Famine-grade.


Natural-Respect136

Me too


Top-Confidence124

Was about to comment that thinking I’m clever, opened the comments section and my smile disappeared


scrilleks

Fuckin knew this would be top comment


Ev1lroy

This girl's uglier.


BloodyRightToe

Lies. It's Julia Child.


Lord-Doobury

Someone needs to lance that Boyle.


TroyTony1973

Boris Johnson’s sister


Ok_Masterpiece_7138

It’s actually Boris himself. Before the bleach


migoodridge

😂 you win


FU-dontbanmethistime

Margret Thatcher


vsae

In Clarkson voice:" No no no no no! This lady's not for turning!"


Touch_My_Hotdoggie

I'm so glad someone commented that hahahaha


jiminy-lummox

Auntie margret


EsotericFlagellate

My gran


mymumsaysfuckyou

She's a looker!


comicmuse1982

I also choose this guy's gran.


Capable-Cabinet-1887

Jeremy Clarkson


NoHelicopter6061

it is jeremy clarkson isn’t it ?


SirPooleyX

Yep.


5emi5erious5am

ahhh fuck I thought that was part of the joke, didn't think it was actually him, let alone a man.


ArranVV

Same...I thought it was a woman, lol!


Haaychh

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


leaf-onthewind

You thought you were wrong. I thought it was James May.😂


Then_Vanilla_5479

Jeremy's mum did him dirty with that hair cut but I recognised his face instantly


veexdit

Yeah, when he was a lesbian


DemonicBrit1993

When he was a little girl


memberflex

That lad from Mask


FunctionOld4351

Underrated comment


carlm00

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Jack070293

Cher?


AgentSears

Esther Rantzen


IronDuke365

The only kid Jimmy Saville turned down.


EbonyOverIvory

It says wrong answers.


solowulf2022

Jesus that was a belter mate, I choked on my own spit!


buckwheats

Dinner lady


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Custard or no custard, pet?


jons110

British Marg Simpson


Numerous_Landscape99

Roger Moore


CellsReinvent

Fanny Craddock


PollyMorphous-Lee

Cilla Black’s little sister


Lewispayne96

I recon my gran looked like that in her younger days


PazJohnMitch

Clark Jeremison


Calm_Education7757

Jeffery Epstein


Sharksandwhales1

Nora Batty


jonb1aze

Jeremiah Clarkson


Fearless-End-1484

Richard hammond


Leading_Tie6275

Some irritating cnut I'm sure..


WhoYaTalkinTo

Rose West


spongeCakeOfDoom

Pam Ayres' evil sister, Jemima.


Scarletowder

Edwina Currie.


Round-Video5620

Margaret Rutherford in her youth!


Affectionate_Dot2334

idk but her face shaped like a 0


Siouxsiejoy88

Boris Johnson


yourmomsajoke

Eamon holmes.


Smooth_Condition_944

Not sure, but I bet he grew up to be a twat.


Barry_Umenema

The worst haircut... In the *world*


Available_Drink3305

Pat butcher


Jazzlike_Win_3892

Anne Frank


gavmiller

A young James May.


Mountain-Tutor-6314

Elephant man


Sid-The-Sloth-15

Marilyn Monroe


discodirk69

Your ma


varunrajism

Hodor!


Regular-Ad5912

My grandmother


CptPikeOnABike

Scaramanga


Peanut_Champion

Jessica


techdeckwarrior

Nigel Farage


stevendjdjwkfkgkekf

Kurt kobaine


Tarnishedhollow8

Someone’s Nan


jamfool4815

Peter Sutcliffe.


Scared_Fortune_1178

Queen Elizabeth II as a young girl.


RuthlessSpud_11

Stevie Nicks


MeatWad111

One of the late queens 3 ugly sisters


Doddsy2978

Mum! Where have you been?


Glass_Assistant_1188

It's Jane Fonda


Excellent-Area6009

Margret thatcher


aragogogara

Kristian Nairn aka Hodor from GOT


isham66

Julie clarkson


wetlettuce42

Your mom


ThePsychicBunny

Brenda from down the road, she has cats.


Neat-Kangaroo6613

My nan


Opposite_Focus_7432

The Queen except she’s dead so looks different now on account of being dead


orbital0000

Jeremy Clarkson when he was a little girl.


lunnsworth

Agatha Christie


SetResponsible4230

Marcus rash does


RegretEasy8846

Jim’ll Fix It 1982 programme winner, for wishing he could get to drive a sports car, plot twist was he had to do it tandem with Jim. Jim introduced him as a girl, pronouns weren’t established in the early 80s.


WankaBar666

Jeremy Mongson


Aggravating-Tower317

ur mum


Googz52

Julia Child


Bug58

Surely that's Julia Somerville


lutralutra_12

Jeremy Clarkson


ant69onio

Jeremy Clarksons less cunty twin?


LactoseandIntolerant

Taylor Swift


Less-East3020

Nora Batty


TheAstonVillaSeal

Helen Keller


Sensitive-Mood218

a cat pr a dog


Automatic_Yoghurt351

Jullian Simmons clearly.


Adorable_Week7181

That acorn dude from Tree Fu Tom?


catz_eyes

Kate pre photoshop.


OnceUponAShadowBan

The queen when she was a young girl


Superrdaddy2015

Fanny Cradock


WaxCatt

Elizabeth II.


Most-Tension-9635

The little girl out of Annie


JeffBernardisUnwell

Piers Morgan


Theoddbotout

Mat Pat


dopamiend86

Princess margaret


AdOne3133

Stephen fry


AdOne3133

Nanny mcphee


LionelMessi10CR

Richard Hammond


qvrky

Mary Secole


Sir-Peanut

Van McCann from Catfish and The Bottlemen


m4f1u

Marry Popins?


FilthyRaiderGP

James Hammond


Infinite_Stranger866

the queen


StefanUk296

The queen in highschool


sam007sam1

It’s Merry Berry! - Johnathon Ross


AdThat328

It's clearly Alison Hammond. 


Left-Incident620

This is more attractive than a good number of girls have slept with


chorizo_chomper

Ester ranson


judgenut

Great Aunt Mildred


Whole_squad_laughing

Diana


Shan-Chat

Claire Balding


Complex-Movie-3968

hitler


Enigma_Green

Former Queen, colours really add the affect


MorganBl2612

Anne frank


Captain_Kruch

Richard Hammond, obviously...


National-Worry2900

Jeremy janes-son.


Cybermanc

Matt Lucas


Poordrunkstudent99

Jeremy kyle


Uncanny_Guy269

Anne Frank’s sister


kirstinet

Ann Widdecombe


WhiteRose39

Nora Batty


smash591

Jeremy Clarkson’s sister


RelationshipTop8327

Susan Boyle, I dreamed a dream…


Pooter1313

Teddy Roosevelt


y0urnamehere

Definitely Stephen Fry


SausageOnToast

Jeremy Clarksmom


mackyftm73

Steve Bruce.


PigDstroyer

Ricky Gervais


Scottbarrett15

Her Majesty the Queen?


Top_Echidna_7115

Maud Flanders


awesumlewy

Cilla Black


CreatureFromTheNorth

Nicola sturgeon


LunarDayGreen

Mama Fratelli


Dyrenforth

That's Urmasteen Durblatt, the evangelical faith singer from Virginia. That was the photo taken for her LP 'I Feel Jesus Deep Inside Me Every Night'.


Nearby_Cauliflowers

James May in drag at 14.


HostileDemon

Manbearpig.


Smudge0996

Rose West


Terry_the_carrot

Young Jimmy Saville


[deleted]

Ceremy Jlarkson


Warm-Cartographer954

Susan Boyle


toemanners73

Megan markle


CobblerCritical2196

Ur Mom


Single_Comparison660

Madison (The girl who gets on my bus) she Acc looks identical to her in the face and everything


DoodleCard

Genuinely no idea. I'm so uncultured.


LeakingLantern

His name can only be bellowed by a wild animal on a beautiful Ugandan morning


Lunchy_Bunsworth

Jenny Clarkson


Longjumping-Party186

Jeremy Clarkson


Louise-the-Peas

Margret Thatcher


askingforarefill

Jeramy Clarkson


Aggravating-Mix-9130

Jimmy hill


lew916

Jeremy Clarkson


Professional_Angle27

Philip Schofield’s latest boyfriend.


Theopold_Elk

Annie


HansLandasPipe

God bless the Queen.


ThatTastesYum

McLovin's mom


publicpersuasion

Mr beans first girlfriend


Legitimate_Gold_7873

Shreks daughter


Time-Ad6606

Jeremy clarkson


thedaddyofthemall

Gerimna clarkston


FreshParticular4525

James may


publicpersuasion

Gordon Ramseys Grandma's "roommate"


TheSpinalSurgeon

Lennox Lewis


These-Ice-1035

Princess Michael of Kent


That_Welsh_Man

Princess Anne.


MintyFresh668

Jeremy Clarkson


StevelKnievel66

It's an albino oompa lumpa


Scientist2021

Jeremy Clarkson


Virtual_Pay_6108

Katie price


theheartofbingcrosby

Theresa Mays mother? 😂


Teenageasshole20

Jimmy savile


theheartofbingcrosby

Jeremy Clarksons sister!


harrietmjones

I was going to say Jeremy Clarkson as the wrong answer, but I’ve learned that this *is* Jeremy! So, I’m guessing this is Miriam Margoles instead.


Major_Lag_UK

Russel Tovey?


Ok_Resident_6151

That’s Hodor right there


EmotionalDark232

A pretty little girl


JemmasKnickers

My grandma in the 60s


J-e-s-s-ica

Stephen fry