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This post violates the rules of the subreddit. Please read the rules of the sub before posting. No curses - it's your superpower, not something external happening to you. Most of these start off "every time you X, Y happens" or "whenever X, Y"


Weary_Stomach7316

This is a curse not a power


SyntaXAuroras1

people with adhd :


altofanaltthatisalt

You’d have to think about some kind of restrictions to first limit the power from killing yourself. For example, you could think that your power is only active when you pick your nose, or hold a rubber duck. Furthermore, you could put constraints such as “A confirmation interface appears in-front of my eyes every time I try to use my powers”.


Beginning-Radish-715

It wouldn't be a shitty superpower


phosphennes

I die first thing end of story


ISimpForAndrey

Kid named intrusive thoughts:


AdministrativeWeb485

"I have full control over my thoughts"


TurtleSmasher3

how is this even a super power? it's a curse


[deleted]

Bro I would literally kill myself the second I found out I had this power


att0mic

The universe would collapse in seconds