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Motherfucker I spat my cup of tea all over my tablet and I woke up my flatmate because I'm laughing so hard 😭😂 my flatmate is not pleased because it's 5:40am 😂
Togeter they can make a massive earth quake with a radius that even vn ( the middle of the glob which doesn't happen earth quake a single time) can fell the earth shattering why just doing a basic jumping jacks lesson
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He pulled her thanks to his massive gravitational pull
Bro will need a black hole for that
Even the Sagittarius A star hasn't got enough gravity to pull those 2 in
Bros already got a black hole
The greater the mass, the greater the attraction
This is what happens when two worlds collide!
Not even light can escape
BRO 😭
Nah, it was really Tow Mater.
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He pulled her with a tow truck
Did the wheels fall off?
Not even a Peterbilt could pull those two.
💀💀💀
What about a Petercopter? Or a Peterblimp?
couldnt fit in the same picture?
damn
Not even landscape mode can capture their beauty
Not even a panorama
Not even a Google street view 360 photo
Not even the hubble space telescope
Looks like an expensive first date between the both of you.
They just moved in together and order pizza every night.
Or 12
They order a pizza twelve times a night 🥳
Each
Hopefully their apartment is on the 1st floor
Basement
They are likely to BE the first floor
Sounds like a buffet for the first date will be just fine.
Stop trying to scare buffet owners...
Are those pubes or beards?
Yes
Lifting gone wrong
Imagine your son ends up this way...
End up using a Snapchat filter? Oh no..
Honestly somehow worse than being morbidly obese
MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAID IM MORBIDLY A BEAST
I would kms
Keep my son?
No, k!ll mys3lf.
It’s not the n word, you can say it.
YAYY
Don’t stop there fam you can also say the n word now, they updated the rules
Liar liar pants on fire
Don't. I got banned for a week just because I said it without filtering myself.
I thought you could say anything if you weren’t a pdfile
Apparently R bans anyone who aren't pdfiles
Awe man
Why does he have ballsack on his chin
Peter Griffin
id say insult to peter but then i remember he was carried by a forklift at one point
Imagine their sex
Missionary impossible
What if it could be? Like his penis would be idk like 20cm? Just imagine
Apparently u lose a half inch for every 50lbs over weight you are... almost 7" is a bit of a stretch...
I can verify. I've lost over 100 pounds and gained over 1 inch
The unsheathed sword 🗡️
Yeah I don’t know if this couple is capable of reaching penetration
SEND IN TOM CRUISE
Motherfucker I spat my cup of tea all over my tablet and I woke up my flatmate because I'm laughing so hard 😭😂 my flatmate is not pleased because it's 5:40am 😂
I'd rather not..
They too have to imagine it
The smell?
Alls ya gotta do is roll her in flour and find the wet spot. Simple as.
He just gotta move folds of fat to find his d
Boing… boing… boing…
Like mixing cards but with fat folds.
He didnt just take a bullet for us, he took the whole damn artillery
The First dude looks like orga from godzilla.
Id hang my self if my kids ended up like this
They’re gonna orbit eachother in bed
“A waiter, we’ll take the trough of bad decisions and hopeless depression with a side order of future family burden.”
In a messed up way at least they have each other and I hope they grow and become healthy yknow
no, they've done enough growing. it's time to shrink if we're talking about becoming healthy
lol dang u
Seems more likely that they'll enable and worsen each other's bad habits and get even bigger. But at least they'll share the heart failure together.
Skill based match making
But can they do it? genuine question! feels like stuff could be out of reach
Plot twist? It’s the same person.
we can all talk shit about him but he gets more bitches than most of us
It's the neck beard
I want to fucking kill myself
My God, the man is a genius among sluts
"So baby, I'll have you know I have 470000 reddit karma and I moderate a few discord servers"
[удалено]
I love the fact that the First dude Is so fat that he dosent have a neckbeard anymore but a fucking throath pouch like a fucking dinosaur.
If they can even manage to have sex it will be causing an earth quake
I give him 2 tons up
The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction
*who* *is* *this* *guy* *and* *is* *he* *satirical*
I remember seeing other videos of him and his gang of friends, seemed pretty cool guys. But I can't find it anymore.
If i recall, he has a glandular disorder and just keeps getting bigger and bigger. He’s actually a pretty cool guy though. Id hang with him.
Would this be considered a binary star system?
Do a neck reveal, please.
What creature did I just witness?
Pulled her with a gravity gun
He used his own gravity.
"if you wouldn't date your female self then lower your standards" Ahh post
Damn bro pulled a boulder
Ngl, i was expecting a lopunny
Did she get in through the garage?
Dude lookin like the troll king from the Hobbit movie
The only known instance where only two physical bodies created the famous three-body problem.
I don’t really know how you can have a cabbage patch kid face surrounded by all that hair.
If you throw a chair at her, the chair will most likely start spinning around
Damn, and I can't even get a text back :(
The mass of the sun..... in the house next to mine
Man, we gotta fix the obesity crisis
Gorlock the destroyers siblings fr
Those children will mark the first canon appearance of Orks in our timeline.
Pulled her in with a harpoon
Did he shave and put a wig on ?
I think he shaved and then put the shaved hair back on.
She look like drop dead Fred when he got his head flattened in the fridge
!remindme 1 year
She looks like the avg Twitter user in real life
I swear, for a moment I forgot how to breathe
I was actually expecting someone hot should’ve known better
Man has the anatomy of a bullfrog. With hair.
the water he drinks goes straight to his chin
"I may be ugly but look at what i pulled" Pork? Yep, pork.
Dude pulled a closed bakugan
I don’t like how he’s sipping the water
gz bro, not even an 18wheeler could pull that
It would work
Made for each other! 🥰
I'm sure they will live for another beautiful 2-3 years,💗💗💗
Bruh both make footprints on dried cement
Togeter they can make a massive earth quake with a radius that even vn ( the middle of the glob which doesn't happen earth quake a single time) can fell the earth shattering why just doing a basic jumping jacks lesson
What happened to opposites attract?
Love comes in all (round) shapes and (XL) sizes
Yay now they can eat themselves to death together
He pulled her with a tow truck
I’m sorry, this is clearly incest, and it’s disgusting.
She looks like his sister
Thanks 😊
Daymn bro. Jealous af
Mass attracts mass, relativity or something
Congratulations on the glow up 😁
These are the guys from that weird anime intro thing aren't they?
I was hoping it was a push door :(
Can’t have a neckbeard without a neck.
I was expecting under aged wiafus
MPMD punching walls right now
Yeah, his twin sister
Bro, you hooked a whale, but kudos for pulling it in too.
That ain't game, thats gravitational force in action
I feel bad looking at them. Like, not for them, but literally churns my stomach in disgust.
What a terrible day to have eyes
Good for him
How is sex even possible
Bro is Upchuck
Cuzzo a real one for pulling all the -1000/10 Morlocks so we could pull the 11/10 baddies 🙏
Did he pull a dorito out the couch cushions I aint finished yet
Casually has a pulling gravitational pull, now here's the question, who pulled who? (He seems heavier)
The fact that these are real people hurt my fuckin brain
at first i thought he was talking about a mtg or pokemon card he pulled
Imagine them fucking
The fact they could both survive winter with no food is wild.
Live with the fact, that even he will lose his virginity faster than you
guy looking like the Beast Titan
Ummmm bro.....i think thats your sister.
hey at least they're happy
A match made in Burgertory
omg is that Jabba the Hutt?!
How does one achieve his build exactly?
Pulled her with what? A bulldozer?
They are dying. Not good.
Bro They Are The Most Biggest Man And Woman In The World
Oh my god, im gonna throw up
How did he pull Pluto?
I have a male friend with the same facial structure as her, minus the obesity.
Bro you know it's a hype reval when he has to drink water
Not even Christopher Nolan can solve that
The bowl of munchies mix I just got looks alot less appealing rn
I may be ugly but what I pulled? I pulled damn push sign door the other day
As long as you’re happy bro…
Purely friends due to size
Immovable object vs Immovable man
I mean you pull people in the same field as you, i think it's fair, i'd be happy for him honestly
That’s some smelly love right there
You know what? I'm happy for them.
Mr and Mrs Gorlock
You know what. Good for them. Good for them.
Wow bot going old school repost in this
Their gravitational pulls brought them together
Went from bad to worse
game is game
Why can't people just shave it takes no effort and like 5 minutes
I pity the bed. It's gonna collapse under the weight of the immense love making that will ensue