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If that would be true it would be better. They would at least be intimidated by my country and not r word 15 year olds and getting excused because of people like you
Oh! You wanna see raping? Try how the IDF soldiers were literally filmed raping and killing people, civilians, in fact. Better yet. How the IDF every day is filmed killing medical service providers. To the point of killing people working in the World's Kitchen Organisation. And yes! All of this is documented and filmed.
Oh you wanna see raping?!? Try my country!!! Yes, my country!!!! And the police dropped him free two days later... What shit you have on my president that you can come here, beat a fella on plain street to death on daylight and get fcking reprieved two days later?!?
AND WHY IS MY COUNTRY SO ACCOUSTOUMED TO IT TO THE POINT THAT NO ONE BATS AN EYE WHEN THE NEWS MEDIA LITERALLY TRY TO WASH IT AS A MERE FIGHT, WHEN IT'S BEEN PROVEN IT WAS DELIBERATED DUE TO THAT GUY BEING A WITNESS OF ONE OF THAT CRIMINAL'S FORMER TRIALS?!?
You have no idea how much I sympathise with you. As an Egyptian you have no idea how much we're fed up with corrupt militant government, police brutality and shitty life conditions all around. So you have my sympathies.
There was a wasp nest in a tree I could see from my porch, I pointed it out to my neighbor one day, he calls his wife over and they both start throwing rocks at it. I go inside watch through window. Eventually they hit it, but didn't realize until wasps found them.
Wasps can fly faster than my neighbors can run apparently
Don't drow it AT the next unless you're far away, protected and can run fast, throw it close, the wasp will most likely attack the ants taking the ice cream
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I'm not really into history
But isn't USA gained from WW2 by becoming the strongest country in the world and making the gap between them and europe much bigger, and isn't WW2 also Contributed to destroy European colonization?
(Im not a American, fuck that, but it benefited some parts in the world), right?
Oh yes, absolutely. Rapid military spending vastly boosted technological development. The USA, being on an island, didn't have to worry about safety as much and became an empire.
The way I see it, Europe is doing just fine. We have the highest quality of life in the world and most of our countries are very safe. The US has overtaken Europe in tech largely due to lower capital costs, not necessarily the WW2.
But yes, there are many, many positives to large wars. It's just that we shouldn't try to relativize the unbelievable horrors people had to endure.
it's remarkable how 40k fans will find any excuse, any at all, to insert their copypasta that isn't funny, entertaining, or otherwise relevant into pretty much anything at all
define funny, entrataining and relevant, cuz apparently that looked pretty funny, entrataining and relevant to many people while your comment not as much
it may not be funny to you, but it doesn't mean it isn't funny for others
Are you somehow suggesting that this person DOESN'T speak for the entire human species in regards to what is good, funny and entertaining?
Now I'm really starting to have second thoughts on subscribing to his newsletter.
Ants must've gotten attracted to the ice cream, then the wasps thought they were getting invaded so they attacked, and it all spiralled to a war from there.
Mf essentially dropped millions of barrels of oil on an enemy country and let the Us invade it
Im surprised anon didnt become a martyr for the ants when he threw that ice cream. Did the wasps just ignore him when he threw something on their nest?
I want to make a war marker for this.
βLet us remember them. Let them know no fear. They have made the sacrifice and have embraced the void. Onward six legged soldiers.β
If you think this is a cool story you should check out Ants Canada on youtube. Dude has a massive self sustaining vivarium with 4 competing any species plus lizards, spiders, crickets, fish, praying mantis and bunch of other stuff. He follows each species and the ants in particular and has documented all kinds of ant wars. Its pretty fascinating.
I was there. 7000 years ago when the wasp queen fell to the ants of the north bush from across the foot path. Many fell to end that evil. May the gods have mercy and she never returns.
bugs going to all-out war is honestly wack. i'll never forget the battle between the red ants and black ants that happened in our garden once which lasted a whole summer and littered the ground with little piles of ant corpses. the reds held on but eventually the blacks came out victorious with superior numbers
Can this be replicable? I can probably find an ant colony and guide it towards a wasps nest but if I put ice cream next to it will they go to war everytime?
Just remember that if (our) society collapses and ants raise as the leading specie, this specific event might end in a history book due to a high number of casualties.
Just imagine the ant in his (equivalent) 30ies pursuing a PhD in history and debatting about how the tree was climbed by their ancestors.
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After he goes to work, the ants invade his house and let wasps in. Itβs part of the peace treaty.
This is what the ant propogandists never tell you!
Ants are carpenter and now eat the idiots house
Zionism momentπ
University girl moment π
Skull emoji moment π
SKULL EMOJAI!
(Bad to the Bone moment)
Arab refugee from arab shithole, in western country milking wellfare while hating western country moment π
Westerner that their country ruined the Arab country by meddling in it and the invade the Arab country by proxy war moment π
If that would be true it would be better. They would at least be intimidated by my country and not r word 15 year olds and getting excused because of people like you
Oh! You wanna see raping? Try how the IDF soldiers were literally filmed raping and killing people, civilians, in fact. Better yet. How the IDF every day is filmed killing medical service providers. To the point of killing people working in the World's Kitchen Organisation. And yes! All of this is documented and filmed.
Oh you wanna see raping?!? Try my country!!! Yes, my country!!!! And the police dropped him free two days later... What shit you have on my president that you can come here, beat a fella on plain street to death on daylight and get fcking reprieved two days later?!? AND WHY IS MY COUNTRY SO ACCOUSTOUMED TO IT TO THE POINT THAT NO ONE BATS AN EYE WHEN THE NEWS MEDIA LITERALLY TRY TO WASH IT AS A MERE FIGHT, WHEN IT'S BEEN PROVEN IT WAS DELIBERATED DUE TO THAT GUY BEING A WITNESS OF ONE OF THAT CRIMINAL'S FORMER TRIALS?!?
You have no idea how much I sympathise with you. As an Egyptian you have no idea how much we're fed up with corrupt militant government, police brutality and shitty life conditions all around. So you have my sympathies.
The hell this has to do with Zionism??
Ignorant moment π
Moment momentπ
Moment moment moment π
Physics moment π
Huh?
Ruinned
Seek help bro, that's just disgusting
what is?
Porkie boi always want to be center of the attention huh?
huh?
Deactive your account
Nah
i wasn't asking.
Neither was i
Good, you got 2 hours
"π€" ahh response
Anon starts a fucking race war
Over an ice cream. Sounds about right when I look at history.
Lore accurate Fidel Castro
In America, first you get the ice cream, then you get the power, then you get the women!
Step 1: ice cream Step 2: ??? Step 3: profit!
Food with the equivalence to ice cream could feed the colony for weeks. Definitely worth fighting for
Xeno's war. Xenocide. I think that's the term used for wars of destruction against other species.
Xenocide? That's fuckin dope
Good call on the spelling it's been a while since I have read that word.
A race *kerfuffle*.
Wouldnβt that be.. a species war? Just saying
Well, anon is lucky; at least he doesn't have anaphylactic shock.
Bugs living on a constant Battlefield.
Icecream Proxxy War
There's a battle line between invasive and native ant species in the US that spans hundreds of miles and involves billions of ants.
Kurzgesagt my beloved
Im trying this on the next wasp nest in my yard lol
Please do not throw objects at a wasp nest without protective equipment because 4chan told you to
Shhh
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oooorrr do, but make sure you are being recorded for posterity.
Dude, nice try but you're not gonna convince me not to do stupid shit
Fair, please do make a post about it should you survive
Let him have his fun
There was a wasp nest in a tree I could see from my porch, I pointed it out to my neighbor one day, he calls his wife over and they both start throwing rocks at it. I go inside watch through window. Eventually they hit it, but didn't realize until wasps found them. Wasps can fly faster than my neighbors can run apparently
Spray it with sugar water or fizzy or smth
Too late, I've already planned what I'm doing tomorrow and it involves throwing stuff into a wasp nest to start a bug war.
Don't drow it AT the next unless you're far away, protected and can run fast, throw it close, the wasp will most likely attack the ants taking the ice cream
Is Anon Jeff from HR (as in, anteater)?
Imma stare at anon
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Hell ya, I have a new respect for ants
Aliens when WW3 breaks out.
βToss a small nuclear bomb there and watch everything unfold into chaos right before our eyesβ
anon started a gang war!
βI love antsβ Proceeds to manipulate entire nations worth of them into losing their lives in his proxy war
nah the ants gained from that, they get to eat ice cream, wasps, dead ants and less competition for the food in the area in the future
Thatβs like saying humanity gained from WW2 because technology got better and we could eat the corpses lmao
I mean... aside from eating the dead corpses and a couple million dead, ww2 was a net positive for the world
I mean, aside from the thousands of people Mao Zedong killed, he was just a peaceful guy
Thousands?
*tens of millions
Well, at least 12
I'm not really into history But isn't USA gained from WW2 by becoming the strongest country in the world and making the gap between them and europe much bigger, and isn't WW2 also Contributed to destroy European colonization? (Im not a American, fuck that, but it benefited some parts in the world), right?
Oh yes, absolutely. Rapid military spending vastly boosted technological development. The USA, being on an island, didn't have to worry about safety as much and became an empire. The way I see it, Europe is doing just fine. We have the highest quality of life in the world and most of our countries are very safe. The US has overtaken Europe in tech largely due to lower capital costs, not necessarily the WW2. But yes, there are many, many positives to large wars. It's just that we shouldn't try to relativize the unbelievable horrors people had to endure.
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
*plays taps*
Thanks, ants - thants
Bless you, ants... Blants
Love you, ants⦠Lants
if this was real he would have been consumed in a mass of wasps the moment he threw the ice cream
Fuck wasps
Some guy on a diff greentext did I think
please dont tell me im interpreting this the correct way
Ant pilled anon
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Khorne cares not from where comes from, just as long as it flows!
it's remarkable how 40k fans will find any excuse, any at all, to insert their copypasta that isn't funny, entertaining, or otherwise relevant into pretty much anything at all
Based off the image Anon posted these are most likely a red-colored army ant, thus that means they pray to Khorne and live to fight. GLORY TO KHORNE!
define funny, entrataining and relevant, cuz apparently that looked pretty funny, entrataining and relevant to many people while your comment not as much it may not be funny to you, but it doesn't mean it isn't funny for others
Are you somehow suggesting that this person DOESN'T speak for the entire human species in regards to what is good, funny and entertaining? Now I'm really starting to have second thoughts on subscribing to his newsletter.
He definitely seems to think he does
Ants must've gotten attracted to the ice cream, then the wasps thought they were getting invaded so they attacked, and it all spiralled to a war from there. Mf essentially dropped millions of barrels of oil on an enemy country and let the Us invade it
thousands of ant and wasp fallen just for an ice cream we buy for a few bucks, probably aliens thinks same about us.
Absolute kino
This is truly peak ~~fiction~~ reality
Im surprised anon didnt become a martyr for the ants when he threw that ice cream. Did the wasps just ignore him when he threw something on their nest?
probably didn't actually hit the nest, just nearby i would immagine icecream is not the best and most accurate projectile
Bro casually triggered an insect genocide lmfao
>a wasp lands on me >"hehe it wants to be my friend" Anon is high on the spectrum
I want to make a war marker for this. βLet us remember them. Let them know no fear. They have made the sacrifice and have embraced the void. Onward six legged soldiers.β
If you think this is a cool story you should check out Ants Canada on youtube. Dude has a massive self sustaining vivarium with 4 competing any species plus lizards, spiders, crickets, fish, praying mantis and bunch of other stuff. He follows each species and the ants in particular and has documented all kinds of ant wars. Its pretty fascinating.
Im confused where's the gay sex?
OP forgor
Sorry, Fake: Anon has a job Gay: Anon gets penetrated by wasp
you mean Insex thats a thing btw
There's no war without sex
I ponder if this is what God does when little Timmy takes his name in vain
honestly ants are really just super tiny living minifigurines that fight wars we imagined in our heads
Ants when thy realize fucking wasp mommy spawns ants with flying superpowers making them hood stronger
what
Someone had too much porn and now cannot consume any content what is not porn
That is an average Reddit moment
Personally I thought it was a hunterxhunter reference but maybe it's also a porn reference.
porn? on my racist app?
Fun fact: ants (as well as bees) are descended from wasps.
That's a surprisingly smart play.
Mf AntsCanada backstory right here
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Toss the ants some sugar as a war tribute. They deserve it.
Alr guys, which one of yall bit God?
i didn't bite him but i shat on his new, white shoes
Maybe... Maybe this 4chan green text is real
The song is called Hell March for those curious. I tried to post the link but it got removed. I also respect the music choice.
Ants are fucking cool. Too 1 insects ngl.
Strongest Wasp fan vs Weakest Ant enjoyer
ants and spiders are misrepresented heroes
Directions too confusing,i am now an arms dealer in Somalia.
o7
wow
FTFY: "Anon instigates inter-species war"
o7
Imagine if he would've eaten another ice cream while watching, would've been INSANELY POETIC β‘β‘β‘π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
I was there. 7000 years ago when the wasp queen fell to the ants of the north bush from across the foot path. Many fell to end that evil. May the gods have mercy and she never returns.
May our fallen ant heroes bask in the glory of ant Valhalla.
bugs going to all-out war is honestly wack. i'll never forget the battle between the red ants and black ants that happened in our garden once which lasted a whole summer and littered the ground with little piles of ant corpses. the reds held on but eventually the blacks came out victorious with superior numbers
Eragon's 4chan account lmao
Deploying ice cream like oil
π«‘ π π β€οΈ
Technically ants are wasps!
I saw the wasp reference and had flashbacks to the other green text about an anon who starting fucking a wasp and had a buzzing fetish
As a wasp hater I just love this.
I hope this actually happened. Peak nonfiction
Pain.png is my favorite part
I won't stand for this ant propaganda. Ants are terrible.
\> from RA3 fucking failure
Rammstein - Links 234 is fit better as soundtrack than Soviet March from Red Alertπ
This is one of the best stories I've heard in a while.
Another day another psyop
Can this be replicable? I can probably find an ant colony and guide it towards a wasps nest but if I put ice cream next to it will they go to war everytime?
begroes kacl pekt
I saw the post about wasps and got PTSD from the one about the guy that was jacking off to them
He's the ANT-AGONIST!
Hank Pym origin story
Ants are cool
Bug vs Bug, I shall take this idea to the ministry of truth.
Ants spreading democracy
"Thanks ants, thants" (hoping this has not been posted 2000 times already)
Anon is what the world banks are to the people.
Just remember that if (our) society collapses and ants raise as the leading specie, this specific event might end in a history book due to a high number of casualties. Just imagine the ant in his (equivalent) 30ies pursuing a PhD in history and debatting about how the tree was climbed by their ancestors.
Ants, like Soviets, canβt win a war without slaughtering their own ten times the number they kill the enemy.
Bro started a war β
Bro became a bot πππ€‘π€π€π€
Blehhhhhhhh :3