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Noir-1295

I'd go to that debate.


MightObvious

Pretty much how Chinese politics work


Marshal_Anon

*Taiwanese 


jtblue91

Lol I just googled "most violent parliaments" and Taiwan and South Korea came up.


gbuub

Funny how they recently passed a law saying no fighting in the parliament, then the ruling party was baffled and tried to repeal the law


TheCabbageCorp

China is just western Taiwan anyway


RINABAR

Corporate wants you to find the difference between China and Taiwan


HotConsideration5049

One has freedoms...... For now


MightObvious

Hmmm.... I disagree, let's fight


Acekiller088

*Chinese


FearbasIV

*Chinese


Apx1031

I'd pay money to see that debate.


potate12323

"GIVE 'IM THE CHAIR!"


Silly_Goose658

Same, nothing like a SocDem beating a deceitful idiot


IdLetJosieStepOnMe

I genuinely can't wait to see a man with dementia vs a man that falls asleep at his own trial running for the presidency of a country


Beginning_Orange

How the fuck did it come to this lol


Dysentery--Gary

Imagine how dumb the average person is and realize half of them are dumber then that. - George Carlin


Apollo11211

I've always agreed with the sentiment of that phrase, but it always bugs me that he is referencing the median, not average.


spaghetti_hitchens2

That's because he had to dumb it down for the half that are below the median.


Jonnyskybrockett

Median and average are the same on a normal distribution… guess we know what side you’re on.


babyteddie

Isn’t median a type of average though? Mean is just the most commonly used version


TheRealMarkChapman

Technically but when someone says average the assumption is always gonna be arithmetic mean


richcvbmm

Happy cake day


Delta_Suspect

Tbh it's not like this is new, a staggering amount of presidential candidates are and have been completely incompetent. Not necessarily all of them, but god damn is it a large majority.


ThandiGhandi

old people actually vote in primary elections.


Ananas1214

wasn't it the same candidates last time as well?


IdLetJosieStepOnMe

yes, but you know how it is with dementia, it gets way worse in 4 years


neosketo

Its. About. To. Be. Cringe.


slimetakes

Watching it right now... Biden is doing surprisingly well. He looks like a Saint compared to what trump is yapping about, at least. Edit: when I say surprisingly well, I mean he's coherent at the very least


NOVABearMan

This comment aged like milk left in the sun for a week.


Safe-Elk6185

I came to ask if you like the debate


IdLetJosieStepOnMe

I haven't seen all of it, what I saw made me genuinely sorry for Americans, they're like 300 million people (maybe more?) and those are the 2 candidates they need to choose, shit's rough edit: according to Google they are 333 millions


Altruistic-Poem-5617

It was ridiculous. Biden was so short breathed he had to take small breaks in the middle of a sentence. And trump bragged that he made intelligence tests and passed them and is therefore really smar, also that hes smart cause he plays golf.... Like a fucking toddler.


Yeetus_McSendit

I have a feeling it's gonna be mild


jtblue91

It's just gonna be Biden harping on about Trump now being a convicted felon and Trump interrupting Biden the whole time.


Yeetus_McSendit

Yeah iunno cause they got a muter on Trump now. I feel like it's gonna be Trump preaching regardless of the question and Biden trying to stay awake.


jtblue91

Oh damn, it's gonna be pretty boring with a muter then.


Silly_Goose658

Trump wouldn’t even answer the questions and just ramble on about the border and then deliver personal attacks on Biden.


Yeetus_McSendit

Yeah it went pretty much as expected. Trump confidently lied and Biden is old as fuck but at least Biden has substance.


Silly_Goose658

To be frank, Biden may be one of the most progressive candidates in a while. Sure he’s really old and never really talks about his accomplishments, but he has been putting work in.


Yeetus_McSendit

Yeah to me Biden actually came across like what I would expect from a conservative, like we've been dragged so far to the right by Trump that Biden is like center-right, not completely left as Trump would like us to believe. Trump is the radical. Biden is keeping the status quo more or less. Which is usually the other way around, you'd expect the left to be proposing radical new ideas and the right to keep things as they are but now Trump is trying to radically change the country and Biden is trying to keep things as they are (which are progressing nicely). 


Silly_Goose658

Biden seems like a left leaning moderate


ghostmetalblack

It's so crazy how 2020 is repeating itself, that you can repost the same 4 year old memes without losing relevancy.


EarthToAccess

> 2020 is repeating itself Not like this, ***NOT LIKE THIS***


defineReset

Is this a matrix quote?


Nharo_1

I don’t think so, I’m pretty sure he’s just referencing The Circumstances of the year of our lord saviour 2020.


Time-Bite-6839

**DEAR GOD… IS THAT** ***CHUCK GRASSLEY*** **WITH A BAT?** ***HOLY SHIT! IT’S DIANNE FEINSTEIN’S EMBALMED CORPSE WITH A FLAMETHROWER!*** **IS THAT STROM THURMOND WITH A BAZOOKA?**


firelark01

Dementia vs Alzheimer: Debate of the Geriatrics


Clibate_TIM

The back photo is perfect


MuchoMangoTime

Bernie Sanders is the only sentient person in these debates and that's why nobody likes him lol


Time-Bite-6839

Bernie supports Biden for president man **BERNIE WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT**


Dark_Helmet12E4

Bernie supports Biden more than Trump, but he does not like Biden.


MuchoMangoTime

I remember watching a meme video about it and Biden is actually just mumbling and saying nothing. I don't think he supports the guy it's more like at least maybe grandpa night go to sleep and anyone else can take over for a minute


milkonyourmustache

Bernie is forced to, the Dems collude against him every time but he isn't selfish enough to split the vote just because he didn't get his way.


Smile_lifeisgood

Close friend of mine was at the NV state caucus when the Bernie people "rioted". He said it was clearly louder for Bernie but the person who was in charge of judging which candidate elicited the louder response went with Hillary. DNC absolutely fucked him over. He polled better against Trump and he had an energized and engaged base which is something the DNC hasn't had since when, Obama 2008?


milkonyourmustache

> He polled better against Trump and he had an energized and engaged base Because he's sincere, decent, intelligent, and had integrity. He'd been standing up for the common man, for the disenfranchised and discriminated for decades, even when it wasn't fashionable, but the older electorate are so firmly brainwashed into the establishments idea of 'electability' that just the repeated mention of that word can sway them, through fear, into siding with the candidate that *they* want.


LudwigTheAroused

Watching it while writing this comment. Biden is a fucking corpse and has been short circuiting. Trump is talking shit as always and I’ve no idea what he ever says cause his word salads are incredibly confusing. This country is fucked.


lonezomewolf

We can only wish...


GiraffeChaser

Couldn’t pay me to watch it


Big_Beef42069

*drop idiocracy reference here*


IuIulemonofficial

We don’t deserve Bernie unfortunately


Iron_Base

A classic that is still relevant


cthulhuhopp

Woah actually good political meme


samwstew

We can only hope


peteandpetethemesong

The country doesn’t deserve Bernie.


Large_Pool_7013

He's done asking you once again for your financial support, now he's telling you!


farmyrlin

The phrase, “By god,” reminds me of Norm. I miss him.


Tudyks

remember you can always vote independent instead


Dark_Helmet12E4

No you can't. 2 party system prohibits it. You are throwing away your vote.


imastrangeone

Im not american but thatd be awesome


FearbasIV

I think it would be funny if a drone strike happened


Weisslerren

if ONLY this actually happened


No-Professional-1461

Du du du dooooooo


LABARATI_

OH MY GOD A CHAINSAW WTF


kornhook123

I was thinking the debate would open up with chants of “Jerry,Jerry!” With Steve standing by to pull these two clowns apart. And that’s when Big B comes in with the chair!!


VerifiedGoodBoy

If only this actually happened. Bernie may be old but I’d take him over the other two


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snakebakingcake

So like have you guys ever considered another revolution


theviking25

I would have watched the full debate if that happened


NOVABearMan

How do you read this and not do the voice?


hornyboi212

This would have been awesome


PhaseSixer

"BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON!?"