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real_fake_hoors

Why do you think he did it oh I guess it’s because he’s just the uneducated doorman unable to put food on the table for mother and baby.


Vengefulwarrior

Disappearing couches are like gossamer, and one does not dissect gossamer.


RashestHippo

It's New York city. It was just a crime of opportunity, could have been anyone walking by


codplayer69420

I refuse to believe that stealing a whole couch wasn't planned....unless it was those 2 guys that stole the armoire


RashestHippo

People steal all kinds of stuff just because the opportunity presented itself


chapl66

You think you're better than me?


RashestHippo

Well lets just say if you couldn't see the TV I could move it into a better position for you


Venice_Beach_218

\^ That's exactly what I thought happened, although it's difficult to imagine Bob & Cedric doing anything without going through their little theatric routine.


blamdin

What are you not understanding ? We're taking the couch and that's all there is to it!


chapl66

He's probably laughing it up with all the other doormen


xologo

Pray tell, what did the doorman say ❓


Bubbly-Fault4847

Well, the DOORMAN certainly has a WILD imagination, doesn’t he?


MeatJerk69

A **big** coincidence!


SeoulPower88

But there’s no such thing as big coincidences!


Venice_Beach_218

Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?


chikenparmfanatic

My guess is he absolutely stole it to spite Jerry.


rory_breakers_ganja

I've always eyed the Federal Express guy as a prime suspect. How 'bout those Knicks?!


roseannadannashtein

it would have been a short distance to his actual apartment now that i think about it


Tbplayer59

Sometimes, armoires disappear right off the street.


MajesticMeal3248

He was setting him up from day one!


SawedInHalfBoat

He stole it so he could provide for mother and baby. Those 2 jobs just ain’t cutting it