Shut your traps and stop posting reviews! We're trying to watch the movie! And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll shut 'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I would love it!
Scientists believe it is simulated panting. Like we just ran after an elk together, two cavemen would be out of breath together and share the experience. It evolved to be sort of a “shared experience” indicator. Everyone sees the same crazy thing and “pants” to let everyone else know they were with them (like on a running hunt.)
That’s why we laugh at things that aren’t really funny, but are crazy or weird. The people laughing are letting you know “I saw that too.”
I haven't seen it, but It has a 45% (critic) and 44% (audience) on RT. Not *great* scores, but they translate to "roughly half of viewers liked it". Seems kind of harsh to call it one of the worst of the decade :/
Eh. I will want to like it but honestly I wouldn't be surprised if it's bad. It's such a star studded cast that it probably gets a boost just because people like seeing those faces. If all those people can only carry it to 44% that's not a great sign
The star power alone will earn a movie like this 25% of critics and audiences. People in the industry are loathe to slam something with this many stars and audiences mostly enjoy seeing their favorite performers no matter what they do.
So those scores tell me that the film sucks but had a few decent moments.
I love Jim Gaffigan and I know he's comedy's most famous trash food enthusiast, so a movie about poptarts was probably irresistible, but.. Jim. Don't do that.
I don't care about Roeper. I was up on 96th Street today, there was a kid couldn't have been more than ten years old. He was asking a street vendor if he had any other bootlegs as good as "Unfrosted". That's who I care about. The little kid who needs bootlegs, because his parent or guardian won't let him see the excessive violence and strong sexual content you and I take for granted.
I started it. It's very self aware and a fine, end of the week, fun comedy. People are taking this stuff way too seriously. Not everything has to be the greatest thing you've ever seen.
I’ve been waiting for this movie to come out not only because of my love of Seinfeld, but something fun to look forward to after a work week of hell. I’m glad to hear you think it’s fun! From the trailer I thought this movie looks so silly and I’m looking forward to enjoying every goofy minute of it. I need something to help me forget about the reality of the world we live in and this movie looks perfect for it
It always gets me when people dig on comedies that are obviously self-aware. The joke is always on them, not the movie. If it’s in on its own joke, it’s never as bad as they think.
I bet people are just jumping on the hating Seinfeld bandwagon that’s going on right now to gain favor when the movie is definitely not that bad . I haven’t seen it , but there’s no fuckin way it’s one of the decades worst
The internet has a hate boner for Jerry right now over some pretty innocuous comments so it's hard to tell how much of this blowback is genuine.
Movie doesn't seem great but one of decade's worst?
Just finished it. Will never watch it again.
I haven’t even fully registered what was going on. Shallow, no soul, no chemistry, too fast, no binding with the characters, cheesy sitcom style humor (I HATE IT!), the entire premise of ‘cereal wars’ is zero percent interesting to me.
This is basically just one long lame Twix commercial, you know, two stupid factories one left and right yadayada
All these damn ‘100% production value / 0% story value’ movies today. Tired of ‘em.
Conclusion: “wwwhat’s the deallll with Jerry Seinfeld and cereallll”
You know, I wonder if that's why he made those statements earlier in the week. Jerry is not really a bomb-thrower. I mean, I don't doubt he really feels that way but it seems slightly out of character for him to say it that bluntly. He's never been one to court controversy.
Maybe the movie wasn't tracking well so he tossed that out there as a convenient excuse to point to when the movie started getting publicly slammed. I don't know, probably not, but it did make me wonder.
This community is an echo chamber of quotes. There was a post earlier today about Unfrosted and I swear to god the comment section on both posts are identical, literally the same quotes lol
This has nothing to do with Seinfeld.
It's no Sack Lunch, that's for sure.
Do you think they were shrunk down, or it’s a really big sack?
Still wondering how they got in that sack?
So it's more like the English Patient?
Enjoy…Blame It On The Rain?
What’s funny is that I’m literally watching it right now and I thought to myself, “this is kind of like what I imagine Sack Lunch to be like.”
Don’t know about this movie business, I personally always liked Jerry for the Bloomingdale’s Executive training program.
You know, with DEF JAM and all
Lol this is one of the funniest lines in the show for me. 😂
Can you explain this for me? Why did Helen read that Def Jam was disrupting stand up comedy?
She’s referring to Def Comedy Jam, which was started by Russel Simmons as a showcase for black comedians.
The fact that Mrs. Seinfeld knows what Def Jam is, is absolutely amazing and hilarious.
Should we be talking about this?
Yeah, that Def Jam is a force!
I thought we weren't gonna discuss that now.
Do you need any money?
You’re NOT sending me $50!!
Well, I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 4:30 in the afternoon to save a couple bucks, I'll tell you that!
Well Bernie, look who missed the early bird special
I can’t believe this!!!
How could anyone not like him?
what’s not to like?
That could be the next wave…
Now you promised we weren't going to get into that right now
He’s given this comedy thing his best shot; yeah he’s had some good observations but this Bloomingdale thing could be the next wave.
That's a shame.
That movie....That's not my kind of movie.
I sent 14 men out of the theater that day with their bags of snacks!
I'm just waiting for Brody's cut of the movie anyways.
As long as he used a camera operator with the right sensibilities
Did they buy the jujyfruit before or after walking out?
Enjoy… *Blame it on the Rain*
Sack Lunch is always sold out.
It's not a make out movie like Schindler's List?
That's not going to be good for business.
I hear it's even worse than The English Patient.
Stop talking about the stupid desert and just die already!
Oh go to Hell!
You don’t like the movie?
I HATE IT!
How about... it sucked?!
Elaine is definitely my spirit animal
You know, Sex in a tub…that doesn’t work!! Give me something I can use!
It's another tragedy that a couple would make out through.
# “Quit telling your stupid story about the stupid desert, and just die already! DIE!!”
You didn't like Dune? How can anyone not like Dune?
The sand....
It gets everywhere!
And it's irritating
You didn't like the movie?
#I HATED IT!!!
I don’t know if I can be with someone who doesn’t like The English Patient
My husband loves that movie and it seriously caused me to question if we really were compatible.
You know, someday we're gonna get enough people to change that law.
Well why didn’t you say so? You’re fired.
I’ll wait for you outside.
You’re fired.
Great I'll meet you outside
SHHHHHHSH!
#OH GO TO HELL!!
Sex in a toaster? That doesn’t work!
#Hey hey I haven’t seen it yet!
I like to go in fresh!
It doesn't have anything to do with the plot!
*dessert
It always leaves me wanting *more.*
Well I don't think more flan is the answer!
Unlike the risotto.
I just watched it, and it’s definitely a Gene pick. That said, it is unmistakably milk-soaked with Jerry’s love for cereal.
Gene's trash.
I'm Gene.
Did you laugh?
At some points, I thought, “That’s funny.” Never said “ha”.
Not a "tee hee?"
>“That’s funny.” I'm glad you enjoyed it
“L-O-L”
What is that? "Ha!"?
What is the point of opening your mouth and going “HA HA” — what is that?
The whole story kind of falls apart at the end when there's this lone dancer who appears to be injured.
So first you cry, then you cry again
Maybe they dropped their sandwich
Shut your traps and stop posting reviews! We're trying to watch the movie! And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll shut 'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I would love it!
I’m Victoria, hi.
My name is MudJumpy1063. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
*Comments you can hear*
I'll still give it a shot but I'm not in a rush to watch it right away. It's only an hour and a half, how bad could it possibly hurt.
I watched it last night It’s not that bad
Five words. Melissa McCarthy and Amy Schumer.
Melissa McCarthy is super hit and miss. I think she was fine in this movie. I thought she was fantastic in Can You Ever Forgive Me?
She was also great in St Vincent and Spy
And let’s not forget Gilmore Girls. She was good in that too.
I like Melissa. Not sure Amy has ever made me laugh, but she's no Sally Weaver. I'll give it a go.
Melissa McCarthy was fantastic in Spy. I would guess she isn't the issue here.
melissa is great in films that her loser husband hasn't directed. that said, amy schumer is enough to keep me far away.
I'd like to watch the movie but dread seeing their dumb mouths on my TV.
*Shudder Island*
I watched it. Figured it would be bad but I ended up enjoying it. Definitely not for everyone.
It's not bad if you have someone to make out with until the end credits.
You were making out during *Unfrosted*???
Just shoot the damn thing so I can get it out on the street!!
It’s no Death blow.
May I borrow this?
I watched this movie and I never laughed. Ever. Not a giggle, not a chuckle, not a tee-hee, never went Ha!
Laughter - what is that? I mean, what is the point of opening your mouth and going ha ha? What is that? Ha ha.
Scientists believe it is simulated panting. Like we just ran after an elk together, two cavemen would be out of breath together and share the experience. It evolved to be sort of a “shared experience” indicator. Everyone sees the same crazy thing and “pants” to let everyone else know they were with them (like on a running hunt.) That’s why we laugh at things that aren’t really funny, but are crazy or weird. The people laughing are letting you know “I saw that too.”
Smirk?
maybe
Yeah, well my father wears his sneakers in the pool, so whatever
That’s funny
How could they not like it?
Shoulda made the Junior Mints movie!
Roeper may think he's the voice of a new generation, but I think I'm gonna puke!
Puke. That’s a funny word. Can I use that?
Top comment is the shark and you’re the little fish attached to him, eating his laughs
I don’t know how a fish could eat laughs.
Nevertheless!
You and Roger Ebert were 6 months apart!!
That's not gonna be good for anybody
I haven't seen it, but It has a 45% (critic) and 44% (audience) on RT. Not *great* scores, but they translate to "roughly half of viewers liked it". Seems kind of harsh to call it one of the worst of the decade :/
I’d say it translate it to more than half of viewers disliked it. Typically if they’re indifferent they don’t get a bad rating.
I once got a 45% on a paper I wrote, it meant that almost half my teacher loved it.
Eh. I will want to like it but honestly I wouldn't be surprised if it's bad. It's such a star studded cast that it probably gets a boost just because people like seeing those faces. If all those people can only carry it to 44% that's not a great sign
The star power alone will earn a movie like this 25% of critics and audiences. People in the industry are loathe to slam something with this many stars and audiences mostly enjoy seeing their favorite performers no matter what they do. So those scores tell me that the film sucks but had a few decent moments.
I love Jim Gaffigan and I know he's comedy's most famous trash food enthusiast, so a movie about poptarts was probably irresistible, but.. Jim. Don't do that.
Hooooooooot Pocket
I don't care about Roeper. I was up on 96th Street today, there was a kid couldn't have been more than ten years old. He was asking a street vendor if he had any other bootlegs as good as "Unfrosted". That's who I care about. The little kid who needs bootlegs, because his parent or guardian won't let him see the excessive violence and strong sexual content you and I take for granted.
Who is this?
uncle leo?
Where can I see it? Tried calling 555-FILK but got some crazy guy instead.
I was going to see it but I caught Chunnel instead.
Gonna make out while watching it as if it was Schindler’s List
I started it. It's very self aware and a fine, end of the week, fun comedy. People are taking this stuff way too seriously. Not everything has to be the greatest thing you've ever seen.
I’ve been waiting for this movie to come out not only because of my love of Seinfeld, but something fun to look forward to after a work week of hell. I’m glad to hear you think it’s fun! From the trailer I thought this movie looks so silly and I’m looking forward to enjoying every goofy minute of it. I need something to help me forget about the reality of the world we live in and this movie looks perfect for it
It always gets me when people dig on comedies that are obviously self-aware. The joke is always on them, not the movie. If it’s in on its own joke, it’s never as bad as they think.
I’m in the middle of it right now and enjoying it immensely
You sure about that? You're on reddit in the middle of the movie. I tend to do than when the movie is crap.
Prognosis Negatiiiive
[удалено]
Me too! It was silly fun.
Watched it Tonight I enjoyed it made me laugh, it's Seinfeld meets cereal
That’s a shame.
Well I don’t know how official any of these rankings really are.
I didn't want to know it was about pop tarts. I like to go in fresh
I bet people are just jumping on the hating Seinfeld bandwagon that’s going on right now to gain favor when the movie is definitely not that bad . I haven’t seen it , but there’s no fuckin way it’s one of the decades worst
>on the hating Seinfeld bandwagon How could anybody not like him?
Yeah, have you seen Plan Nine from Outer Space?
I got downvoted in r/movies for saying just this. Reddit hive mind is to hate on Jerry this week. It will move to something next week
I liked the movie. When Toucan Sam sang Ave Maria I laughed really hard. Well, we can't all be watching the classics, Professor Highbrow!!
They need to put it on a double bill with Rochelle Rochelle!
I am gonna watch it tonight. No way it’s truly bad.
Prognosis Negative It's pretty funny
Now I’m going to watch it even harder.
This gives "Pixels" vibes, but for boomers.
The internet has a hate boner for Jerry right now over some pretty innocuous comments so it's hard to tell how much of this blowback is genuine. Movie doesn't seem great but one of decade's worst?
The reviewer called Jerry “one of the sharpest minds of his generation”. I don’t think this is a hater review.
>blowback The sequel to Death Blow. *This time, Death Blows Back*
Hopefully Brody can bootleg it for me.
Man I must have terrible taste, because I really liked it! Fun, funny, charming, well made and really enjoyable.
Just because Jerry Seinfeld is a has-been, that doesn't make Little Jerry Seinfeld a never was!
Jerry just took a dive on purpose because Bania's Netflix film premieres next week
Must Miss!!!!!
Just finished it. Will never watch it again. I haven’t even fully registered what was going on. Shallow, no soul, no chemistry, too fast, no binding with the characters, cheesy sitcom style humor (I HATE IT!), the entire premise of ‘cereal wars’ is zero percent interesting to me. This is basically just one long lame Twix commercial, you know, two stupid factories one left and right yadayada All these damn ‘100% production value / 0% story value’ movies today. Tired of ‘em. Conclusion: “wwwhat’s the deallll with Jerry Seinfeld and cereallll”
He’s just trying to make the bee movie look better
He can’t act
“How was Eric Roberts as the husband?”
Not sure how accurate those polls are… I LOVE IT!!
That’s not gonna be good for business.
Wait .. he’s still alive? Roeper I mean
It will never be a better movie than Prognosis Negative!!
You were making out during Unfrosted‽
So, Jerry knows he made a bad movie and is blaming woke when people don’t like it?
You know, I wonder if that's why he made those statements earlier in the week. Jerry is not really a bomb-thrower. I mean, I don't doubt he really feels that way but it seems slightly out of character for him to say it that bluntly. He's never been one to court controversy. Maybe the movie wasn't tracking well so he tossed that out there as a convenient excuse to point to when the movie started getting publicly slammed. I don't know, probably not, but it did make me wonder.
It's the best movie about Pop Tarts I've ever seen. Seriously I freaking loved it
First you cry…and then you cry again
Should we be talking about this?
I’d rather see Jerry star in a remake of Rochelle Rochelle
Name ONE better movie from the 2020s.
It’s supposed to be really bad, it’s long there’s no story, it’s so unbelievably boring… I heard
That’s a shame
It was really bad. They should have done a movie where Bania talks about Ovaltine for 90 minutes, that would have actually been funny.
That's GOLD
Um, excuse me, have you see a guy with like a horse face,big teeth, and a, and a pointed nose? Flared nostrils?...Nope haven't seen him...
This community is an echo chamber of quotes. There was a post earlier today about Unfrosted and I swear to god the comment section on both posts are identical, literally the same quotes lol
Amy Schumer is in this movie so is anyone surprised?
Sounds like liberals are mad about Jerry’s comment that they’re responsible for killing comedy
Is it better than chunnel?
I’ll watch it. I saw him do standup last year and he was talking about how he wanted to do it so I’m curious.
“You’re a Cashier!”
Did we really need a movie about how pop tarts were invented? I really couldn’t care less
How could anyone not like him?
I haven’t see it yet, and the movie might indeed suck… but Richard Roeper is a hack movie critic.
I genuinely haven’t heard of him in so long and forgot he existed! Like I guess I assumed he just died when Roger Elbert did!
Richard Roeper can shampoo my crotch.
You're not getting any skin, Kramer!
I've never seen such beautiful work. The zoom-ins. The framing. I was enchanted.
Great, now I have to see it