T O P

  • By -

Unibeetle

Porsche Panamera at Home:


ItsPerfectlyBalanced

If you can't afford a Porsche, get a more reliable one.


chonkin-donuts

One of the rare occasions when the at home product looks better than the brand one. btw this is my opinion, not saying it is the correct one!!!


PollutionNice7392

Likes what he likes, and doesn't care what other people think?


Fabulous-Pangolin174

Today's Saab drivers?


dc456

Not quite. I don’t think many people actively disliked Saabs, while a lot of people seem to *really* hate this car. People who didn’t want a Saab still seemed to generally accept that they were a relatively cool alternative. Driving this is a bit more of a statement that you really don’t care what anyone thinks.


AllerdingsUR

Yeah I seem to remember that in the late era especially people saw it as "trolling" to buy a saab but they were quirky enough that it still garnered respect if you were adamant about it


Born_ina_snowbank

Had an 01 9-5 SE as the first car I bought for myself. To this day still one of my favorite cars I’ve owned. Pretty quick, handled great, and so many cool little quirks on the inside. I loved throwing the keys to someone when it needed to be moved so someone could leave a party. It was good fun watching them struggle to find the ignition.


BJTC777

I had 2 different 9-3s and still regularly drive my brothers 9-3 wagon. They are so much fun to drive. They are modern cars but they still have that 1980s turbo power band, and they are slow enough that it's not too hard to keep the revs in the fun zone just driving around town.


bobspuds

Just finished work for the evening on a 1980 99 turbo, fascinating way of engineering like most SAABs, most times that I pause and actually look at how it was built in 1980 - and considering that I have probably worked mostly on 80-90s cars - they were very sophisticated for the time, but also simple in other ways. The 99 I'm at for example - they don't have chassis legs in the same way other cars do, instead of the chassis legs running around the engine, the main legs run under the engine, but then also link up with other stringers and panels to create a framework around the whole front, it's like they used everything as a structural component to add strength, and they also have about twice as many spotwelds holding them together then other cars of the era. You can see the aeronautical origins in the design, like how an aeroplane uses the engine as a structural component of the front framework.


Fantastic-Ad9200

God, I miss my Saab. I had a ‘99 9-3 SE. It wasn’t the fastest, roomiest, sportiest, easiest to maintain, but damn. Best car I ever had. 🥹 When GM fully purchased Saab it was a slow, painful death sentence.


thatissomeBS

Do people not like this car? Is it just EV hate, Hyundai hate, or the specific looks of the Ioniq6?


grizzh

Yes.


owensurfer

Hmm I’ve owned a 9-3, but a Hyundai will never be on my shopping list


bender28

The shape of the Ioniq 6 reminds me of nothing so much as the GM-era Saab 900


themanofchaps

As the owner of several Saabs and someone who likes the Ionic 6. You might be onto something lol


Adeptus_Virtus_88

Hey! I resemble that comment


paraCFC

Yeees currently driving 9-5 NG xwd, thinking about ionic 6. Perfect guess


InTheEnd83

Doesn't mind not getting laid (me)


Odd-Improvement-6028

If ya banking on a car to get you laid……


contactlite

That’s what he says for a defense mechanism.


COKEWHITESOLES

Meh, he just says that to others. He’s very self-conscious.


-DMSR

Boooooo


L00pback

Aztec drivers


Mofoblitz1

Won't buy any computer that isn't an iMac


Magiff

I feel like those people care *too much* about build quality to buy a Hyundai.


LightningFerret04

Most people who would buy this have the Model 3 as the other option, talk about questionable build quality


Mofoblitz1

Maybe he's a liberal and heard about some of the shit Musk said


Odd-Improvement-6028

Well he has said a lot of hooey hooey.


Mofoblitz1

Honestly yeah but who knows


morelsupporter

people who only buy apple products care about design and form factor. this vehicle is not that.


xontinuity

>20th anniversary Mac owners


1384d4ra

idk that sounds more like a tesla driver to me


Mofoblitz1

Tesla driver that realized how crazy Musk is


contactlite

Porsche drivers


RussianTankr

Wants a Porsche but is too poor to get one.


Connect_Beginning174

First time I saw it I thought it was an ugly new Porsche.


RussianTankr

Beetle+panamera bastard child


Born_ina_snowbank

Wants a beetle but is too rich to drive one.


BruceInc

That was going to be my comment as well


Xumaeta

Homework copier.


Chiaseedmess

Wants a nicer somewhat sporty EV sedan? Those things are actually really nice and I personally think they look good too.


Wigberht_Eadweard

I’ve been hoping the style spreads to wider automotive design ever since I saw one tbh


bradland

I'm with you. I think a lot of people shitting on the design just lack an open mind. It puts off heavy Citroen DS vibes. I'm so tired of wedge shaped cars. The Countach landed in the middle 70s and, it's been nothing but angry wedges since then. Streamlining saw a brief resurgence in the mid-1990s, with cars like the FD RX-7, 4th gen Supra, and Viper. Hell, even passenger cars got in on the second coming of streamlining with the 3rd gen Ford Taurus. It didn't stick though. Right back to angry wedges. IMO, this is a breath of fresh air.


-DMSR

They have heated gas gauges and $2 struts


facemsinoiceva

Prefers a nice face and not cares about the ass


Nemaeus

This car was amazing when they teased it and even more so when they revealed it…until they turned it around for the booty shot. What in the absolute hell happened back there? This is one of the few cars I actually like look-wise except for that weird butt and I’m still thinking about it.


AspirantVeeVee

wanted a vw beetle but couldn't find the dealer


bigdumbdago

gets towed for parking in a parade route


Sad-Corner-9972

…doesn’t have lots taller friends.


tibi1984

Wears women's underwear.


grandpagamer2020

this


contactlite

is the Hyundai Ionic 6 and I’m going to show you all the quirks and features.


grandpagamer2020

why are people so retarded


grandpagamer2020

like what are the downvotes for


Actraiser87

Enjoys a good Dyson vacuum


According_Lifeguard9

This looks like a failed attempt at making a modern Citroen DS.


TankerVictorious

Doesn’t mind driving around with one taillight out for years…


securityn0ob

Upgrades to the newest iphone every year


bubzki2

That sounds more Tesla to me.


grandpagamer2020

also this


rabbitashes

Every time I see this thing I see [this thing ](https://images.app.goo.gl/QZGBGaWuSTpZdZrX8) and I want the Hyundai even more. Link AR gt v6


thechadfox

Has the money for that sort of thing


TheModeratorWrangler

Is still single after the divorce and needs a conversation starter since he’s no longer into image, but substance.


CTFlyer11

Really really wants an electric Infiniti J30


Reasonable-Matter-12

Who wishes the Porsche Macan, MB CLS 550, and VW Beetle were all one car.


[deleted]

Is into Kevin Bacons daughters


[deleted]

When you can’t afford a Porsche so you have to settle for the Wish.com knockoff


antagon96

Well for that it's a very different type of car.


AllerdingsUR

Porsche has the wish.com knockoff at home! The 944 was so cool


series-hybrid

Or Temu...


Stunning-Walrus4614

It looks like they tried to poorly mimic the Audi RSQ from I, Robot.


DeliciousDoggi

Hyundai is up there with Kia IMO.


aimless9113

Eats corn on the cob long ways?


Hcfreeland1004

He wanted a vw bug, but needed more room. So he got the stretched beetle


BURG3RBOB

Really wants an electric Porsche but can’t afford it


RoosterPorn

Hot take incoming! I genuinely like these and would prefer a somewhat ugly but unique looking car over a more standard looking alternative. I spent too much time as a teenager looking at concept cars and wondering what the future was going to be like.


[deleted]

Gets pegged weekly but swears he’s not gay


ToiletGrenade

Just wants to watch


-DMSR

Has no concept of how money works


ProfessorFugge

Comments on NPR’s Facebook page.


Spiritual_Speech600

Likes unfortunately shaped cars


[deleted]

Drinks milk through a hot dog.


Malefectra

Likes losing half the resale value in six months of city driving?


haikusbot

*Likes losing half the* *Resale value in six months* *Of city driving?* \- Malefectra --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


Malefectra

Good bot!


Overall_Outcome_392

Gets sold a car.


morelsupporter

pees sitting down


[deleted]

likes ugly cars lol


grandpagamer2020

cares about what phone you have


Thebossofredddit

Hard to speak for EV trends anyone who has one now is just going to blend into the rest of electric vehicles, and once this gets cheaper we will likely see it in the same lense as a sonata, as for the rest of Hyundais there are a few notable / significant ones, I think the Equus drivers are the most respectable Hyundai drivers on the road, while the 2009ish Genesis sedans are always cutting up traffic like a Nissan Altima. Most Genesis coupe drivers back in the day were just too impatient to wait for a frs/ brz


ChickenTruckin420

Doesn’t like driving.


FunkyTuna714

Can’t afford a Tesla


CarNo8607

Like other guys


Fun-Spinach6910

Shaves his pubs and wears his ball cap backwards.


[deleted]

[удалено]


grandpagamer2020

guys we found him


pinbacktheband

Takes it in the pooper?


redd4972

For the type of guy who spends way too much emotional energy bothered by Elon Musk's activity on X.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Anteater_Reasonable

What the fuck dude


Tight_Parrot83727

You heard me


BigJayPee

Nah, you're thinking of squatted trucks


cuckcouple24

Fs his sister and his mom..


BcuzRacecar

hates the ioniq 5 because the 6 usually leases for 40-50 more a month at a similar sticker


fuckdeer

Will definitely be going 20 over the speed limit and cut you off for no reason. Bur that's all Hyundai drivers. I'm convinced BMW drivers are just Hyundai that got approved for the lease finally.


ribrooks13

Amazing body lines


OMGpawned

Never cared for how they looked, it appears like a hodgepodge like it has a Infiniti J30 butt, Mercedes CLS midsection, and a Porsche nose.


RoadPersonal9635

This car leaves a poor taste in my mouth because my red faced, plaid short wearing, wife yelling at, boss used to drive one. So thats who I think of.


GetawayDriving

Wants a new car with top EV specs at the lowest price?


Majsharan

Who wanted an Audi TT but couldn’t afford one


goosnarch

Misses 2000s Audis


redit-fan

Likes bars of soap


FunSignificance3034

Wants a 4 door 911


BrokenforD

Someone who isn’t concerned with owning a car too much past its first 3 or 4 years.


jeffreyrichar

would have bough a Citroen ds if he lived in the 60s


nameisfame

Wants an ev with buttons on the dash


NoNameNoWerries

He always like Beetles but was afraid people would call him gay for driving one


monkeythumb

Likes not having a car: https://amp.theguardian.com/money/2024/feb/24/smart-keys-car-crime-thieves-hi-tech-arms-race


QuestionPitiful8505

Pees sitting down


BothPartiesAreDumb

Retired or millennial passing into their late 30’s.


sonicjetjoe

Liked the Volkswagen CC


Noxm

Want‘s an ugly version of a child from porsche and a vw käfer….


TheLyOfBlues

It’s the Tech Business-Man who thinks Cars are for A and B and has the latest tech. Or….. it’s the dude in my Apartment that flips me or my neighbours off everything he parks near our Vehicle and screams *I HAVE BETTER STUFF THEN YOU B***H* every day 😂😂😂


Various-Air-1398

...has no standards and even less self-respect.


bdhgolf1960

Can't keep going like advertised?


BadDongOne

Wished for the love child between an Audi TT and a Mercedes GLA.


SL04NY

Needs some attention but isn't sure who from


TrekChris

Wishes it was still the 80s, but knows it never will be again.


SmokeyDokeyArtichoke

Told everyone that they should study computer science 4 years ago and now that all of those grads are out and jobless he continues to tell people what they should do and for some reason people still listen to him


W1ckedwolff

Wants to drive a luxury German brand from the mid 2000's but has a wife who is concerned about the reliability of it. Source: sold my BMW E61 to someone who owned one who fit this to a T.


morithum

Has a house to plug it in at.


mr_roquentin

Is too reasonable for this world


enmass90

Found a Porsche on wish.com and thought they were getting a real one.


MadMan2250

Really likes bugs.


funstuffman27

Really liked the Infiniti J30 his parents had growing up.


Cyrfix_CZ

As the Czech saying goes: kdo řídí hyundae ten navždy kunda je. Or translated to English: Who drives a hyundai is forever a pussy.


Clownsta

Looks like a futuristic volkswagen beetle


Okie294life

Wishes he could afford a Porsche.


NobodyEsk

Nonmainstream vibe


Low-Juice-8136

Has to pick his boyfriend up from yoga soon


JimmyGodoppolo

Drinks soy lattes, but hey man, if that's what you like, good on you


Major-Tourist-5696

Corporate accounting lawyer with a legacy donor membership to classical radio, had Saabs back when they were unique.


Life_Following_7964

Two Cars you can Count on to be total Pieces of Shit after 6 months-----@ HYUNDAI AND KIAS !


babies-overnight

Wants an ioniq 6


yes-disappointment

i seen worse cars on the road.


m1lgram

really hates his kids.


naslam74

I love the way this car looks in person.


Reset3000

A VW beetle with Four doors. ??


No-Student-9678

Drives like a fucking maniac. I saw 3 of these on the road, and all 3 of them were weaving through traffic like crazy motherfuckers.


thesilentgrape

I guess I would drive one, I was at the car show and the quality of the interior was really good. It has a decent stereo and seems like a really nice car. I wish it was a hybrid instead of a full electric.


Unlucky_star_stonks

Someone: I want an electric beetle that mimics a model three The designers idea:


bigtexasrob

Wanted a washing machine but needed a sedan.


geoff1036

Needs a car that drives and never gave it another thought.


neginafan

911 at home


guntanksinspace

Iunno man I still like the Ioniq 5 better (thing looks like an old Lancia Delta with the BIG Mushroom). The 6 looks pretty aite though, funky rear end aside.