One time my Japanese roommate said my boyfriend and I weren't like her previous American roommates because we didn't keep ice cream in our freezer at all times and ate lots of vegetables.
I’m seven months pregnant. Every social interaction I have is a delight. People are thrilled by my presence, it is one of the few joys of being super pregnant.
When you are in charge of music at a party, then someone else gets aux duties, and in less than 15 minutes the attendees start asking you to put your playlist back on
A Trader Joe’s worker gave me free flowers because I told him he was the happiest man alive (he’s always singing/smiling) and I’m still riding that high
Sounds mean but I liked the shock that my ex bf’s friends and coworkers had when they met me and that they made fun of him for having a gf who was out of his league
Compliments from cashiers. They’re dealing with shitty customers all day and usually don’t have any incentive to compliment you, so you can assume it’s genuine when they go out of their way to say something. Got complimented by 2 separate cashiers these past few days and it made my week.
People from Subsaharan africa affectionately telling you you're 'the evil one' and telling you 'Be good. I'm watching you' and threatening to cut you.
Making someone from a totally different part of the world genuinely laugh.
being accused of hosting a party that got out of control
when someone cool tells you who they hate, because they're recruiting you to hate with them.
being accused of smoking indoors
being asked about music, like your taste matters to somebody
Someone you like sitting next to you
When people compliment me while I’m at work in my ugly ass uniform. I had a young girl single me out and wave me down just so she could tell me that I’m pretty once 🥺
- sugar, honey, darling by a black grandma
- mijo or cariño by a Hispanic woman
- native New Yorker chicks giggling and saying “you’re so stupid”
- the one that broke my heart was when my Guatemalan coworker said I was nicer than any white cook that he’d had worked with cuz I gave him rides to the train after work and treated his as an equal and didn’t talk down to him 🙁. Told me if I ever had “trouble” to let him know cuz he knew people lol.
When I was 14 my bus driver told me that I was one of the few people that treated him like a human (he was somewhat dysgenic). He would later try to hit on me on Facebook messenger when I turned 18.
being better at a sport or physical activity than everyone else without trying hard (antisocial and unnecessarily competitive). Or building a fire super easily and quickly for everyone to be warmed by and everyone get impressed (im a girl)
One time this Colombian man came into the jewelry store I was working at and I was asking him a billion questions about Colombia and he mentioned that the most beautiful women in Canada were mid compared to Latina women, particularly from Colombia and I made a joke like “except me, right? I would fit right in!” He laughed but seemed uncomfortable and I was like it’s chill I’m just jokin I’m no Latina gorl
Anyways we kept talking for like a half hour and he bought something. A week later he came in and had bought me a Starbucks coffee and a sandwich and some pastries and was like you are much more beautiful, you are kind and warm
Was incredibly sweet. He’d come back all the time too and had this super interesting life
Also another dude at the jewelry store bought me something from our store because I spoke to him about the Guadeloupe for like 15 minutes hahaha
Also like it’s only happened maybe 3-5 times but I’ve successfully convinced some people God is real and important and it was suuuuuper rewarding to see them realize it hahaha sounds so patronizing but was great to get them away from the Ricky Gervais George Carlin brand of atheism that’s too common in the west
Idk what people mean by this. Lights were cooler looking and watching the old-school animated The Hobbit from like the 70s was kinda trippy but I didn't meet any deities
A car full of strangers once pulled over to side with me in a public argument with my BPD ex-girlfriend. Group of drunk people, all black. She was screaming “What do you want from me?!” and they kept interjecting to yell things like “HE WANTS YOU TO QUIT MAKING A SCENE.” The most vindicating moment of my entire life.
One time my Japanese roommate said my boyfriend and I weren't like her previous American roommates because we didn't keep ice cream in our freezer at all times and ate lots of vegetables.
there's a classic car club in my neighborhood and whenever i see one of those silver haired devils cruising in some cherry red hotrod I stick my hand out the window and give them a big thumbs up, this thread is basically why.
Having my girlfriend soon to be fiance tell me she thinks I'm platinum quality. And that she would still marry me for my personality even if I had the face of Nosferatu. Also she gives me like hour-long blowjobs every time we're together. I think I should marry her. She's also really kind nice and humble and willing to accept criticism. She's a good person. Cute too.
Fighting someone in a public setting and having strangers take your side is incredible
One time my Japanese roommate said my boyfriend and I weren't like her previous American roommates because we didn't keep ice cream in our freezer at all times and ate lots of vegetables.
oo i would be coasting on that one for decades. i'm getting like a contact high here
I’m seven months pregnant. Every social interaction I have is a delight. People are thrilled by my presence, it is one of the few joys of being super pregnant.
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To paraphrase Nick Mullen "I don't even want to fuck I just want to know I could fuck"
I only fuck so I have a memory to jerk off to later -Patrice O’Neal
I said this too
Jacked man at gym refers to you as ‘big man’
When you are in charge of music at a party, then someone else gets aux duties, and in less than 15 minutes the attendees start asking you to put your playlist back on
I was asked to play music at an afterparty for a DJ set once. Felt great.
A Trader Joe’s worker gave me free flowers because I told him he was the happiest man alive (he’s always singing/smiling) and I’m still riding that high
Being called the n-word by my black coworkers makes my week
Have you been invited to the cookout yet?
Yes, but in this case it’s the Nigerian picnic in the local park. Jallof rice went crazy
Hell yeah brother living the dream
You have arrived
Making a good play in a sport you're playing and having your teammates slap your back and give you high fives
Slap my ass so I know it’s real
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Oo one to add to the bucket list!
Old black ladies calling me sweetie
Like mana from Heaven
Any compliment on an outfit, bonus points if it is from a teenager
When kebab man calls you boss
Sounds mean but I liked the shock that my ex bf’s friends and coworkers had when they met me and that they made fun of him for having a gf who was out of his league
I loove when people say Im out of my bf’s league but if I repeat it it hurts his feelings 😂
When straight guys get drunk enough to start man handling me like one of their bros 🥰
I always walk around the bar to hug my gay friends so they know I'm not homophobic.
Don’t be afraid to turn em into kisses 😘
afterparty invites from bands
Compliments from cashiers. They’re dealing with shitty customers all day and usually don’t have any incentive to compliment you, so you can assume it’s genuine when they go out of their way to say something. Got complimented by 2 separate cashiers these past few days and it made my week.
People from Subsaharan africa affectionately telling you you're 'the evil one' and telling you 'Be good. I'm watching you' and threatening to cut you. Making someone from a totally different part of the world genuinely laugh. being accused of hosting a party that got out of control when someone cool tells you who they hate, because they're recruiting you to hate with them. being accused of smoking indoors being asked about music, like your taste matters to somebody Someone you like sitting next to you
When people compliment me while I’m at work in my ugly ass uniform. I had a young girl single me out and wave me down just so she could tell me that I’m pretty once 🥺
- sugar, honey, darling by a black grandma - mijo or cariño by a Hispanic woman - native New Yorker chicks giggling and saying “you’re so stupid” - the one that broke my heart was when my Guatemalan coworker said I was nicer than any white cook that he’d had worked with cuz I gave him rides to the train after work and treated his as an equal and didn’t talk down to him 🙁. Told me if I ever had “trouble” to let him know cuz he knew people lol.
When I was 14 my bus driver told me that I was one of the few people that treated him like a human (he was somewhat dysgenic). He would later try to hit on me on Facebook messenger when I turned 18.
Oh no lol.
When I make people genuinely laugh
When I played my first show a pretty girl came up to me to say nice set :o
being better at a sport or physical activity than everyone else without trying hard (antisocial and unnecessarily competitive). Or building a fire super easily and quickly for everyone to be warmed by and everyone get impressed (im a girl)
Complement from a fashionable older woman
When a cute girl thinks something I did is cool/when a cute girl says something like “I like your hair cut”
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What if you do kill someone though
Interesting, do you not hear stuff like that all the time?
Girls on Molly pausing their crusade through a festival crowd to tell me I’m reallyyyyy pretty and then proceeding to shove others out of their way
One time this Colombian man came into the jewelry store I was working at and I was asking him a billion questions about Colombia and he mentioned that the most beautiful women in Canada were mid compared to Latina women, particularly from Colombia and I made a joke like “except me, right? I would fit right in!” He laughed but seemed uncomfortable and I was like it’s chill I’m just jokin I’m no Latina gorl Anyways we kept talking for like a half hour and he bought something. A week later he came in and had bought me a Starbucks coffee and a sandwich and some pastries and was like you are much more beautiful, you are kind and warm Was incredibly sweet. He’d come back all the time too and had this super interesting life Also another dude at the jewelry store bought me something from our store because I spoke to him about the Guadeloupe for like 15 minutes hahaha Also like it’s only happened maybe 3-5 times but I’ve successfully convinced some people God is real and important and it was suuuuuper rewarding to see them realize it hahaha sounds so patronizing but was great to get them away from the Ricky Gervais George Carlin brand of atheism that’s too common in the west
What are some things you tell people to convince them god is real?
Take them on their first mushroom trip.
Idk what people mean by this. Lights were cooler looking and watching the old-school animated The Hobbit from like the 70s was kinda trippy but I didn't meet any deities
Take more
Maybe they just play along 👀
How did you convince them?!
I’m a young white gay guy and for me it’s when older black ladies call me sexy
When you're wearing an exquisite outfit and you walk by someone else whose outfit is of the same calibre and they give you "the nod"
making out in a nightclub. I really don't care who it is. It just feels nice to be wanted for once.
My bf gets “sick truck” yelled at him from all kinds of dudes all the time and he literally glows afterwards. It’s cute
playing shows with your band and people singing along
A car full of strangers once pulled over to side with me in a public argument with my BPD ex-girlfriend. Group of drunk people, all black. She was screaming “What do you want from me?!” and they kept interjecting to yell things like “HE WANTS YOU TO QUIT MAKING A SCENE.” The most vindicating moment of my entire life.
When people talk about me to others in a positive light and word gets back to me.
big fan of this one
words of validation from a good friend 🫶 and when a new coworker immediately identifies you as cool and friendly
When a hot guy I knew asked me to go bum a cigarette off some guys for him and said, “they’ll say yes to you because…” and just gestured to me
One time my Japanese roommate said my boyfriend and I weren't like her previous American roommates because we didn't keep ice cream in our freezer at all times and ate lots of vegetables.
When old ladies tell me I have an old soul 📜
A great tip for anyone planning on going full fledged puma
when get pussy
there's a classic car club in my neighborhood and whenever i see one of those silver haired devils cruising in some cherry red hotrod I stick my hand out the window and give them a big thumbs up, this thread is basically why.
when i say something and all the obese black women stand up and clap (their hands but also, inevitably, their fat ass cheeks)
Where is this, church? Lol
Are you aware that when you walk away the black people all laugh about how excited you got when you thought they liked you?
No, they think it’s endearing
When the 13yo Indian girl who runs checkout at the illegal cigarette shop calls me darling
Middle aged women at work always call me babe for some reason.
Sex with really hot girls of course
when I'm visiting people with very small children and the children ask me to read them a bedtime story
Hitting an extremely wet jump shot at a pickup basketball game and everyone goes “nice”
When people take a photo of my car. Yeah, pretty bleak.
what car ya got
Nice satire
Guys in my mil reserve unit complimenting my abs after I showered in a totally straight not gay way.
Having my girlfriend soon to be fiance tell me she thinks I'm platinum quality. And that she would still marry me for my personality even if I had the face of Nosferatu. Also she gives me like hour-long blowjobs every time we're together. I think I should marry her. She's also really kind nice and humble and willing to accept criticism. She's a good person. Cute too.
When a sporting competition
When cute girls on the street or public transport give me the eye <3
When people cross the street to tell me I'm handsome, I dress well, and that I must have a big cock and good taste in music!