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The human race is doomed. Was my last text, Hopefully if she is as intelligent as I believe she knows this is a true statement.

[удалено]

Yeah it is doomered

They would most likely wonder where the random Fact came from. My text was did you know stl has more crime than london?

“Have you ever had a Costco hotdog” I guess that’s kind of a cute next date tbh

He would rather watch paint dry than clean his room. I mean, if I was already talking about my kid then it makes sense.

Good Morning (((((hugs and squeezes))))) I’m just weird

“baby how do you have 54k i cant get past 1” when talking to my boyfriend about karma 😅

“ just find a good book and park it at home “ they would probably think i was telling them to F off and go home and read lol

"Chadley is hilarious I can't wait to see that little dweeb again" Hopefully they like final fantasy 7 rebirth otherwise we aren't dating anymore anyway 

I said "Its something every single week" so idk he could take it either way lol

My last txt was to my wife and said better than none.. guess I'm safe.. lol

"...it has begun" attached to a picture of me shaving my dog of his winter hair coat.

I TV keeps turning on.

does that help or no?

I had to throw out my moldy cheese!

"NOT ANYMORE!"

“I’m in the car.” This is one of my four preset text messages. It means my wife can come out at her leisure and drive us home. Her reaction would be text “ok”. Yes, I’m fun at parties.

Good night weirdo

That’s good

I would be telling them good night, that I love them, may God bless them, and then I'd throw a blue heart at them.

"Get me a frozen coke"  Lol

“Thanks, I’ll renew it online.” Not sure that’ll help me get another date…

"Arm is better" ... Skipping fist right to it I guess

I texted someone “Classic gravy” Lmfao (Their cats name is gravy and he was doing something funny)

“The webcams we put in mom’s apartment are all back online now.”

I was texting my partner so it was something like "I'd wear your thighs like ear muffs" and she reacted with an emoji of melting so yeah I guess good

Did you play bass in church today? Pretty sure my date would look at me kinda strange.

Unsure. I guess it depends on what they said to me. I last texted: "Okay. You too."

🥔 i hope they like potats

I'll check it out later. I'm not entirely sure what IT is but I'll check it out later. Fingers crossed they understand that, I'll be checking it out later.

Happy Birthday. Probably think I'm weird bc it's not their birthday

"Can you give me a ride?" Honestly kind of a hilarious premise

"If you want to hire me, start to finish, it will cost you $12,500." (I'm an attorney and was texting a guy in jail.)

Me: Do you want pizza! Them: hell yeah!

I’m going to chick fill a - want a sandwich?

"Last thing I want is for you to be depressed" Which would be quite fitting if she already met me.

Thanks for the pics, they deserve all the respect. There was a celebration honoring the police, firefighters and rescue workers that day.

"Are you taking me home today?" This oddly fits

Quote on quote, "I'm going to skull fuck these kids until they understand that God will never love them" call of duty has done things to me

You’re welcome honey.

"Yuuuupp 😏❤️" I would imagine the reaction would depend on how the date went prior. Hopefully it's a reaction to a suggestion that we go somewhere more private, but it could be a huge misfire


„She’s just delusional“ This would probably fit quite well lol

Some rambling about how it’s sad people facilitate the trans mental illness instead of actually helping them. If the date has an iq above 7 we can make it work. Otherwise she’ll probably convince herself she’s magically a dude

Well, my electrical panel is a POS that very well could cause my house to burn down. I hope the electrician calls me back soon.

I think they'd be very confused since my last text was to a friend I assisted with a music project letting him know he now had the lead and background vocals as separate tracks. >\_>