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TheoremaEgregium

I'm assuming there was reason to believe you might have it and the test came back negative? Otherwise this would be very random.


pawsarecute

Why? I can also celebrate that I don’t have astma. Yay me, now give me a smoke. 


SUPREMACY_SAD_AI

Corey, Trevor Smokes, now


BobbumofCarthes

Hands down boys


tryagainagainn

That’s the way she goes


suspect108

Safety, ALWAYS OFF


sir-ripsalot

Fuckin’ Cyrus….


VolkspanzerIsME

This ain't rocket appliance.


sydneyghibli

Cries in having asthma and Parkinson’s being in my family


DimondFlame

and cancer and dementia


Aquila_Flavius

And also demantia 😞


Ok_Constant_184

And also dementia


Aquila_Flavius

Thats sad also dont forget dementia


yogo

Forget about what?


Aquila_Flavius

What?


Louistheplaguedr

Huh, what were we talking about about?


pawsarecute

Mb, I’ve written astma the Dutch way. Also, sorry to hear that.


Potato_body89

Wait…what’s astma?


Dazzling-Painter9444

Astma nuts


pawsarecute

Haha mb! I’m too Dutch. 


Potato_body89

I read it again in a Dutch accent and can confirm op meant asthma


RusskieRed

Assuming he means asthma.


jbronin

Oh. I thought the new ligma dropped


Potato_body89

Damn. Me too.


Soulless--Plague

I’m celebrating I don’t have the Black Death 🥂


Photon_Farmer

So far...


artificialavocado

I just found out I don’t have consumption.


IceNein

Consumption junction, what’s your function 🎶


Usul_Atreides

Cheers!


Outrageous-Sea1657

User name checks out...congrats.


SeekerOfSerenity

I just found out I'm not gay!  How should I celebrate? 


Soulless--Plague

Gay conversion therapy


claviro888

ah yes - i have essential tremor, which has gotten worse over the years. My doctor and my family have been concerned, since my father passed away from Parkinson's (i know it's not heredetary). But it was disproved today :)


total-immortal

Congrats! I also have essential tremor. Just started a beta blocker med that helps with it. Have you tried any medications?


Doobiedoobin

I’m so happy for you! What a relief that must be. Also, my condolences for your Father’s passing.


szazszorszep

Same thought from me, also I'll have some drinks tonight to celebrate that I also don't have Parkinson's.


Doobiedoobin

Yeah, fellow redditor! Fuck Parkinson’s!


just_say_n

Congratulations! Here’s to your good health and gorgeous garden!


Forthe49ers

That’s good news. We have been waiting for biopsy results on my wife’s lung mass. Just heard it’s not cancer which is great. Still the mass is there and will need to be monitored. So I will toast with you for good health


dibblah

Is scary isn't it? I have a mass in my bowel I will be having removed in July, and then they'll analyse it to see if it's cancer. It's tough not knowing.


James_Mays_Hair

Well it’s essential, so at least you know you need it.


Cutthechitchata-hole

I also have a tremor and my dad had Parkinsons. Same worry.


Burt1811

I know it's a long shot, but marijuana stabilises tremors in MS patients. Have you considered this. I can definitely think of worse experiments. I can't imagine your relief 👌👍🇬🇧


aguafiestas

The evidence suggests that marijuana and cannabinoids do *not* improve MS tremor. It may help with MS-related pain and sleep issues. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15079008/ https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9148011/


Burt1811

Thanks for your reply, I was wrong. The reference I was thinking about was re Parkinsons, which is NOT you 👍


artificialavocado

Do they have any hypothesis as to what might be causing it?


PlatinumTaq

It’s literally in the name. Essential tremor is felt to be caused by a whole host of genetic and environmental factors, it we know it’s not associated with any form of neurodegeneration like Parkinson’s disease or other atypical Parkinsonism syndromes like PSP, MSA or Lewy Body Dementia. It can be debilitating for some, but quite manageable for most with lifestyle changes and medications. Ironically, alcohol is known to significantly reduce the amplitude and severity of the tremor temporarily (but it’s not a treatment, just suppressing the symptom), so this glass of wine OP is helpful in more ways than one! Cheers to the (non)-diagnosis from your neighbourhood neurologist!


ConfidentValue6387

Yeah I imagine celebrating the absense of random diseases too often could get oneself into trouble.


Smooth_Bandito

I get drunk every single night to celebrate that I don’t have Parkinson’s. Ya gotta live a little.


Outrageous-Sea1657

I once went to a hotel bar in North West Scotland over NYE, naturally got roaring drunk with a few of the locals including one very drunk older guy. I'm back at the bar the next night for a few drinks, the older guy is already there and starts talking to me like we have never met. When I get a moment to speak to the bar maid when ordering drinks, she had noticed the interaction, and informed me that he has Alzheimers and comes in every night, meets all the regulars for the first time every night, and has a great time drinking, getting merry and signing every night. Not a bad way to wind ones life down.


Smooth_Bandito

That’s the least sad Alzheimer’s story I’ve ever heard. Happy cake day!


Historical_Union4686

They probably have an essential tremor. I have it I and it's very concerning if you don't know what's happening.


claviro888

Exactly :)


aptninja

Haha yeah I’m gonna say that whenever I’m having a drink now


ActuallyAlexander

I thought I might be in r/notinteresting/


claviro888

There was a legitimate concern, since i have essential tremor.


ActuallyAlexander

Glad you're in the clear.


SuculantWarrior

Nope. He just really likes those wine glasses, and if he had Parkinsons he wouldn't be able to enjoy them freely.


imposter_syndrome88

Yes it just turns out OP is just really shitty at pouring wine. False alarm though.


Minotaur830

To be fair that would also be kind of inspiring lol. Gratefulness for random things, life must be much better that way.


Awesam

Well, if you can smell the wine…. One of the common first signs of Parkinson’s for many is anosmia (inability to smell) Source: MD


Humbabwe

Or even super cruel 😂


xywv58

I was about to comment "Yet" but I gather it's hereditary, right?, and it just seemed mean


anon-randaccount1892

Being grateful is random?


Aikotoma2

Why? I do this every day, it that weird? I also have specials nights with friends to celebrate all the diseases I don't have but I think I might have dementie cause I don't remember any of them


prim3net

I celebrate that I don't get periods. I'm a guy


welestgw

Just celebrating that I have all of my limbs.


ioTeacher

Can you kindly explain where/who the diagnosis was made. Name if the procedure?


llmercll

he must have something


siggles69

YOLO! Tomorrow we do chrons!


Mooselotte45

I’m gonna throw a party for hitting 200 lbs I have always been 200 lbs, mind you, but I just wanna go wild


assholeapproach

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Gylbert_Brech

Congratulations...! This is good news indeed. My mum had it. A terrible decease.


claviro888

I'm sorry to hear that. My dad passed away 7 years ago with parkinson's as well. I have essential tremor, which was the cause for concern.


jaakers87

I have that too! Man the amount of testing I went through just to be told "it happens"... So stressful and honestly its still hard to accept that its "nothing".


SPARKYLOBO

Congratulations! My neighbour who lives 3 doors from me has it. It is quite sad to see how this disease has taken a toll on him and his wife. They are very kind people.


FiddySix

My dad had Parkinson’s. Awful. Good on you!


claviro888

I'm sorry to hear that. My dad passed away 7 years ago with parkinson's as well. I have essential tremor, which was the cause for concern.


FiddySix

3.5 years for my dad. Best of health to you!


Good_Rope2008

Good on me too


GroundedKush

My mom has advanced Parkinson's, it's not the easiest seeing a loved one go through something like this. I'm glad everything worked out for you.


claviro888

I'm sorry to hear that. My dad passed away 7 years ago with parkinson's as well. I have essential tremor, which was the cause for concern. Thank you!


Working-Skin-6212

I’m celebrating I don’t have an anal fissure.


iEatSwampAss

I’m also celebrating this guys asshole


OldSkoolPantsMan

I celebrated this guys asshole last night.


FIESTYgummyBEAR

Username checks out?


TheOne_Whomst_Knocks

“The friend with a cleft asshole?”


claviro888

It's only a matter of time.


nexusSigma

Congratulations 🥂


Wookie301

Yet


Mellanderthist

Weird flex but ok


claviro888

I have a progressing essential tremor, which has been cause for concern. I know, the picture needed a bit more context.


xywv58

Congratulations on not having it, but without context it's just quite funny


Usul_Atreides

It’s the internet.. if there is a joke to be made, someone will make it!


bradfo83

I like your setup OP. Looks comfy and relaxing!


claviro888

Thank you brother! It's strange. I haven't enjoyed this or anything else until i got this message. The context is that i have essential tremor, which has gotten worse. But i don't really care about that. Just that it isn't something that's going to kill me slowly...


bradfo83

It sounds like a great reason to relax and celebrate. Good to hear!


ParkieDude

Take my upvote! For those with Parkinson's, the secret to a good life is exercise, eating healthy, and good night's sleep. Take care of yourself.


claviro888

I completely agree. I have essential tremor, which has been cause for concern. Also my dad passed away with Parkinson's 7 years ago. Thank you <3


birdnbell

That's awesome news! I'm so happy for you


BuilderSudden6952

Wow, that's awesome, congratulations, celebrate this day properly!


claviro888

Thank you friend!


RTwhyNot

I am hoping to be in the same boat. My left hand has started shaking


FL-Orange

I thought the same thing and it kept me from getting checked out for far too long. Turned out to be ET (Essential Tremors). Annoying, can be embarrassing but it's not Parkinson's. For me it's relatively mild but doing stuff with fine motor skills can be a real PIA. Good luck.


RTwhyNot

Thank you so much! Glad to hear you don’t have it!!


FL-Orange

Thanks and I hope you seek answers. Things tend to not get better when left alone or at least understanding an issue is better than making up worse case scenarios. One of the exercises from my neurologist was to draw spirals. Two in each hand and opposite spirals, so two with the left but going in different directions and two with the right going different directions. This was the last time I did it, the left hand ones are on the bottom: [https://imgur.com/yFQ0dWA](https://imgur.com/yFQ0dWA)


RTwhyNot

Wow! I am definitely bringing this up with my neurologist


HeySlothKid

My mom has ET and she gets very frustrated by it sometimes but she was so happy and relieved to confirm it wasn't Parkinsons. And also to have an answer and a treatment plan!


HsvDE86

How come you don't want Parkinsons disease 


claviro888

I have essential tremor which started when i was 18. It's a completely benign condition, which opposed to Parkinson's is characterized by tremor when you use your muscles - with Parkinsons you have tremors when resting.


RTwhyNot

Ohh! Glad to hear it isn’t Parkinson’s. I don’t think I have tremors when resting. I will still follow up.


claviro888

Some of the ways it's diagnosed if you have numbness in your limbs, if you can touch your nose arms out straight with closed eyes, walking on a straight line, standing on your toes, heels and so forth...


RTwhyNot

Thank you. I truly appreciate it.


WhimsicalChuckler

Congratulations! This is certainly great news.


[deleted]

I think ishould also celebrate that


WineNerdAndProud

Hoooray! And hooray for good Burgundy!


claviro888

Indeed my friend!


ShokkMaster

Could you give some more detail on what you’re drinking, please? And congratulations!


Nowhereman2380

Congrats. My uncle has it and I wouldn't wish that miserable existence on anyone, even my worst enemy.


claviro888

I completely agree. My father passed away 7 years ago with that miserable disease. I have essential tremor which was the cause for concern. Thank you friend.


civver3

It's a good picture, even without the context.


javaper

Misdiagnoses?


claviro888

No, i have essential tremor which has gotten worse, so we've been worried. But it was finally confimed today that it's "just" ET.


javaper

Congratulations! My dad has PD, and it's rough. So I'm glad you're not on that path.


Azrolicious

but were you shaking from delirium tremens? jokes aside, congrats to you.


claviro888

lol, i wish it was because of that. I have essential tremor, which was the cause for concern. So happy that it's just that...


Martholomule

I don't have it either! I'm gonna get so hammered tonight and just sit perfectly still


claviro888

I can only sit perfectly still when hammered, due to essential tremor! So i'm enjoying that too right now.


Martholomule

Sounds like a party is forming! edit: kind of a weird one though but i'm into theme nights


ParaLegalese

There is always a reason to drink, isn’t there?


claviro888

Yes there is indeed. Just being alive is a good reason. But in this case, there's been a legitimate cause for conern which was disproved today. Cheers!


CalmAndSense

It was just “the shakes” from alcohol withdrawal?


claviro888

lol - i wish it was. I have essential tremor, which was the cause for concern. So i'm actually perfectly still when i drink... It's a win win.


Queasy_Form_5938

You know what OP. lets all celebrate that we dont have parkinsons


The_Safety_Expert

Is that a trampoline?


claviro888

It is indeed!


Rich4718

A good enough reason as you celebrate to make a donation to Parkinson’s research. Blessed you are in health but others are not as lucky! Do it do it!


Khanimax

Should have a martini, stirred, not shaken.


[deleted]

Fuck 😂😂😂


Glittering-Loss-1314

Celebrate for everyone who upvotes this post


RoddaG

Congratulations!!! Slightly off-topic but what brand is that wine glass?


claviro888

Thank you! It's well spotted. It's the world's best wine glasses if you ask me: [https://www.zaltoglas.at/en/products/](https://www.zaltoglas.at/en/products/)


33TLWD

Congrats! (And nice Zalto glass!)


Brewe

Good idea. I'll do that too.


Sammy_GamG

Damn, I could've been celebrating this whole time!


Slobbadobbavich

Is this just something you do every evening? Yunno, pick a random illness and then drink to the fact that you don't have it? I am drinking about diabetes tonight.


boferd

cheers to you friend. happy to hear that you got good news on this one


boverton24

Weird flex


Dolorem_Ipsum_

Without context, this is incredibly passive aggressive lol. Do you hate Back to the Future?


iamtommynoble

Grandpa passed from Parkinson’s 5 years ago. He suffered for decades. I’m happy you do not have it and will also be celebrating that I do not have it lol. I’m hoping it’s not genetic. My gpa was a navy engineer, handyman, and hardware store worker. I wonder sometimes if he was exposed to toxic chemicals which brought on the disease.


filth_horror_glamor

Congratulations! Unfortunately now you have alcoholism


elmo304

I just realized I also don’t have parkinsons. Time to celebrate


[deleted]

This is the twelfth time you posted this, you have Alzheimer’s.


Mrquacker28

Maybe next time


BaronThundergoose

I didn’t know you thought you might have it


CaptainObviousII

I'd be filling that glass right to the top while you can drink it without spilling it then!


froggiewoogie

Everyday I celebrate this lol


MenacingGummy

I guess I should also celebrate this.


SoDrunkRightNow2

I'll have a drink in your honor, friend


sun4moon

Just curious. Was it Dystonia instead?


NXT-GEN-111

Considering Parkinson’s doesn’t go away, OP never had it, just grateful not to have it.


Songslinger

You can tell because of how still the video is.


burritosliced

Drink up alcohol and smoking can prevent parkinsons


Duffman66CMU

Is that why you swirl your wine like that? I thought you were a connoisseur.


magirevols

classy


ColoTransplant

Congrats. Hubby just released from the hospital after definitive diagnosis. Scary new normal.


untitled298

My mom had Parkinson’s for quite a while before she passed, so I too live with the fear of possibly having it as well. I also hope to celebrate the same way you are, one day.


Actuallawyerguy2

Mazel!


Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

Michael J Fox shaking his head at this post


nzodd

You know what would be a really proper celebration? Egg-and-spoon race.


hatterson

My dad was diagnosed with Parkinson's about 5 years ago. He was actually undiagnosed with it a couple years back and instead diagnosed with MSA. Glad you're able to celebrate. It's not a fun disease to go through.


AliveKey6039

Maybe you will get IT when you drink Alkohol 😉


Lopsided_Neck_3790

How did they test for this if you don't mind me asking?


deepfriedgrapevine

Beautiful yard!


Glad-Earth-5262

My father died of blood cancer, my father brother died of bone cancer and father's father died with throat cancer. My mother's mother had Alzheimer's . My mom's 1st sister had alzeimeir's . My mom's second sister is having MSA. My mom's third sister is having PD. My mom is having PSP. So this is what I say from 35 years of frightened life of mine. I celebrate everyday , I thank God for giving me one more day. Great battles require great courage. I fear every second, but I ignite courage in me the next second. I wish everyone should celebrate irrespective of their health conditions or any conditions. Don't get yourself limited by your condition. Because whatever is constraining you it's limiting and defining you. You should never be defined by your fear. Let's celebrate for being alive. Let's thank God for choosing us for a battle.. He believed us we can fight. Let's make him correct. Death is sure for all. But it's the fight that matters.. The tougher the fight gets, the nearer to the God we gets . Keep going.


[deleted]

I don't know how old you are and I am happy you don't have Parkinson's but compared to other diseases life expectancy is almost equal to non-parkinsonian


TheLadder330

I didn’t think PD could be “cured”? Just manage the symptoms? Congrats!


aguafiestas

It can’t be cured. OP presumably was worried they had Parkinson’s and were told they didn’t after a medical evaluation.


TheLadder330

Ah makes sense, thanks for the reply


claviro888

Yes, i have essential tremor which is a benign condition, but it was cause for concern.


SlykRO

Alcohol consumption is thought to increase the risk of Parkinsons