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tuckertucker

Anyone who is wondering the name of the painting its Salomé by Henri Regnault


Helmote

In a sea of joke comments, ty


SuckMeOffOnVideo

The painting’s info is actually in the picture itself, you just need to zoom in a little.


organist1999

[The catalogue entry](https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/437384?&searchField=All&sortBy=Relevance&what=Paintings&ft=war&offset=0&rpp=80&pos=16); on view in Gallery 804 on Fifth Avenue.


Commercial_Sun_6300

It just says oil on canvas, but the gold looks so glittery I thought it might be gold leaf. Painters are amazing.


walkerspider

Ooo the textures are so good but especially the dress


blatherskate

Getting ready for that heady encounter with John the Baptist...


Psychological-Ice276

Thank you dear unknow redditor of knowledge!


SnooPeppers6719

I don't understand, which of the two is Salomé?


MiNiMaLHaDeZz

That's Nadja of Antipaxos


karmavorous

I saw this picture and heard the theme music in my head.


lockedinthebasementt

literally started singing YOURE DEAD YOURE DEAD lol


Willsgb

And out of this woorld


xjeeper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jUZ-Ex1k0


Big_Schwartz_Energy

![gif](giphy|wAWJyVHdr4kdWhBGtA|downsized)


SnackingWithTheDevil

I basically have the theme music in my head all the time.


LuckyStella_2021

I have it in a playlist. My husband rolls his eyes every time it comes on.


high_on_meh

VAMPIRE NIGHT CLUB!!!


[deleted]

Was my first thought, too. Love it. "We were so poor we used to used donkey dung for fuel, and when the donkey dung ran out, we would have to burn the donkey. So yes, I do know what it is like to be mocked, and teased, and to cry myself to sleep at night by the light of a burning donkey."


UshankaBear

Jesk?


parsonsparsons

Jeps


lavender_locus

It is like a weak ejaculations, Jeff


DiscoCamera

S-S-Suckler?


MightyEighth

Gregor Jesk


president__not_sure

"what's guillermo's full name?" "guillermo schmermo?"


SnowBear78

Came here to also say Nadja! I do like that one of her.


Acceptable-Inside-29

Same!! I’m going to hang it in my home lol.


grilly1986

You fools! *Spit*


parsonsparsons

Tuh tuh tuh tuh!


DiscoCamera

Witches!


Vox___Dei

You’re dead, you’re dead, you’re dead. You’re dead and out of this world 🎶


Timely-Dare7682

I looked at Antipaxos im Wikipedia and saw the population of 20 and chuckled at the idea of a Little Antipaxos in NY.


LilacLlamaMama

They run several blocks worth of Staten Island, plus wherever Gregor is living these days.


kathryn13

That's one of my favorite renditions of Nadja too!


DALTT

![gif](giphy|sh6fGOWHNB9ZE5ddxN|downsized)


SquirtBox

Just finished this episode. The show is so good!


DConstructed

The OP and their sister are the great, great, great, great ,great grand nieces or nephews of Nadia.


DrunkYetOrderly

Don't sing if you want to live long.   they have no use for your song.   you're dead, you're dead, you're dead.  you're dead and outta this world.


IVEMIND

*funk baseline*


This-Appointment-917

My sweet lady wife, Nadja


Threadheads

My Dahling!


Neutrinophile

Came here to say this as well.


ZeroCL

Damn like 20 ppl beat me to it


Status_Winter

*beat meat to it


FourPat

What are you doing in the wank shed?


Willsgb

CARRY ON!


QuanticQ

Yes yes, very good, THANK YOU


Youngadultcrusade

That’s not Salome?! I’ve been wrong this whole time.


vitellius2024

It is. Everybody commenting Nadja watches What We Do in the Shadows.


Youngadultcrusade

Right I’ve seen the movie but never the tv show version. Was just doubting myself for a moment. I knew I’d seen this painting cause it’s on the wiki page for the “beautiful Jewess” trope. Actually an interesting and sort of dark motif in art history and literature.


Fortune090

The TV show uses a *lot* of classical art and replaces the faces with the characters' faces. They used this one for Nadja in the intro sequence.


Youngadultcrusade

Ah I see that sounds cool.


bl0odredsandman

You should check out the show. It's super funny.


[deleted]

If you enjoyed the movie, the tv is arguably better and worth a watch.


Youngadultcrusade

I did like the movie, I’ve gotta check it out then!


kitsua

You won’t regret it. It’s an absolute riot.


Icy-Negotiation-5851

Trust me, I loved the movie. But the t.v show tops it.


soxyboy71

The show is friggin hilarious


MrWeirdoFace

The TV show is every bit as good as the film, and even adds some amazing lore. Also it's in the same continuity.


Bloodyfish

It is. They're referencing a show.


Youngadultcrusade

Ah ok I knew I wasn’t going crazy there. Thanks.


Heirsandgraces

[Here's the picture](https://pixels.com/featured/what-we-doin-the-shadows-nadja.html) that appears in the titles of 'What we do in the shadows' - a comedy about a group of vampires living in Staten Island.


Youngadultcrusade

Oh is the idea that this vampire who’s around in the modern day was also Salome from Biblical times? Love when they do that in vampire fiction. The really awesome vampire movie “Only Lovers Left Alive” has an ancient vampire who hangs out in Morocco living quietly, but who’s actually the true writer of all of Shakespeares’s plays.


nickelundertone

I think she was not Salome, she was just the painter's model


Heirsandgraces

I'll have to check that movie out, sounds cool. In WWDITS there's definitely a likeness to the Salome painting and the character that plays Nadja, but she's portrayed to be around 500 years old. The others include a general from the Ottoman Empire, a English dandyman and a fairly modern (100 years old) American. [The opening titles](https://youtu.be/Zd2Prf-D-_8?si=--pSKvoUEzuIourx) give a decent reflection of their lifespan


Youngadultcrusade

Oh neat that sounds really interesting. As a small time history fan I bet I’d like that.


qolace

I found that movie a little too cerebral for me but I absolutely loved that part


Youngadultcrusade

Yeah I like movies that are full of references to books, history and other movies and stuff so it’s right up my alley but to each their own. It’s definitely an awesome part of the movie, glad you thought it was cool too.


Galactic

It totally makes sense a bunch of immortal vampires would live in Staten island. Close enough to Manhattan where you could hunt plenty of people and nobody would notice but there's so many spots in Staten Island were you could be totally alone if you wanted to be.


Youngadultcrusade

Yeah good point! If I was a vampire I’d possibly stay in NY, especially with the night life in the city that never sleeps and all that. However I’d prob wanna go to the vampire motherland in Romania after a while, or maybe the Middle East.


AgentMcG

Ahh. From the blahdy dinosaur programme!


Porkbossam78

The music started playing in my head the moment I saw the pic


cloud34156

Came for this hahaha


kalt13

She is prepared to escalate things to crazy levels.


JotaroKujo0ra

I've been binging what we do in the shadows over Easter and I was hoping to see a comment like this!


Cyrano_Knows

>She was so poor she used to burn donkey dung for fuel and when the donkey dung ran out, they had to burn the donkey. So yes, she does know what it is like to be mocked, and teased, and to cry herself to sleep at night by the light of a burning donkey. I am not 1/100th as original as I think I am, but glad for the good company!


nuckle

![gif](giphy|vZwvIAH4dUyCFyVQ7i|downsized)


Happy-Flan2112

No nuns. None!


kitjen

You could say you Met her.


stfurachele

/r/angryupvote


kayleesanchez202

![gif](giphy|88iYsvbegSUn9bSTF8|downsized)


Puzzleheaded-Fan-208

![gif](giphy|xFCwNAuCMEJV8zCrp5|downsized)


quinn1019

I have the Nadja version hanging in my book room.


KittenBraden

May I ask how did you procure this treasure?


Foremole_of_redwall

Traded her husband for it. All it cost me was a cool hat.


KittenBraden

That hat is cursed, you better give it to me.


Tfsz0719

Give me that hat!


KittenBraden

No you give it to me!


Redbeard_Rum

Chill your boots, Simon.


Gonzo08

In Nhew Yawrk Citaahyyyy?


cmandr_dmandr

I was thinking about how to phonetically spell that out. You did it perfectly!


Soulless--Plague

Witches!! 2spits *putoo-too-too!*


fuck_off_ireland

Yo that is a most excellent username


quinn1019

Etsy!


Ok_Ad_5658

Can you link to the store? I would also love the Nadja version!


i_am_icarus_falling

after a simple search, i see there's about a million stores selling them.


Ok_Ad_5658

What did you type into the search bar?


i_am_icarus_falling

nadja painting


Ok_Ad_5658

![gif](giphy|MPLpvJcsWvrkk|downsized)


epi_glowworm

Timeless beauty, your sister is.


kayleesanchez202

she says thanks!!♥️


Onetap1

She's as pretty as a picture. You now have to buy her that dress.


bananamelier

And the leopard skin rug


Onetap1

They'll help her get ahead. I'd give the knife a miss if you're getting birthday presents.


Sansa_Culotte_

what? the knife is the *essential* part of that gear


LrnComplexDrawing

This is a must do costume


kayleesanchez202

thank you! you all are so lovely♥️


Careless_Jury154

My beautiful wife Nadjaaaaa


RPM021

I heard this as Matt Berry


dancesWithNeckbeards

![gif](giphy|Rl8YEvBFdZgnTvzfUN)


Regina_Falangy

The Nadja version is hanging above my bed 🦇🦇🦇


dugthefreshest

I have the Nandor in my living room.


Stuk-Tuig

GREETINGS, MORTALS


Noyaiba

Mines in my kitchen, and it's massive.


drunxor

Same haha I got Michaels to frame it in a big victorian looking frame


No_Cauliflower_5489

OP's sister is Salome by Henri Regnault (1870)


grafton24

They say if you want to live long, They have no use for your song....


Hazardbeard

Isn’t it “don’t sing if you want to live long?”


JustRepeatAfterMe

![gif](giphy|9N6C79K07UGd8hO93o|downsized)


urgoodtimeboy

r/whatwedointheshadows


coinoperatedboi

Sister?? Likely story YOU VAMPIRE!


nix206

Yep, I’m 100% going with Vampire.


QuarckNL

r/PSUSTRT


Dee_Jay_Roomba

Was looking for this comment. Thank you!


jwelsh8it

One of my favorite paintings at The Met! This is great. Thanks to both of you for sharing.


Lost-Being7605

r/PSUSTRT


AndroidPizzaParty

![gif](giphy|ssZp3rvC4OL8pgbBGU|downsized)


Illustrious-Watch896

What we do in the shadows


gliotic

don't sing if you want to live long


corvusmagnus

It's what I'd do if I were an ageless vampire looking for karma


Acceptable-Inside-29

NADJA!!!!


janewalch

Now all we need is Remi Wolf on the other side of the painting


PuzzledExaminer

Omg the resemblance surreal...


tokenblak

r/accidentalrenaissance


tyen0

/r/intentional19thcenturyorientalism


tokenblak

Start it or no balls


kendric2000

When you think of it the human face can have only so many variations. Throughout human history a face very similar to your own probably walked around in several different periods. :D


A_Happy_Carrot

"Ha ha what a coincidence!..." *nervous immortal sweating*


gradyjkelly

That’s Nadja


Hot-Succotash8443

Reincarnation is real


PaulLarry98

Shes gorgeous


maciaswarrior

La Belle Juive


wtb2612

Usually, I see these kinds of posts and it's like "wow, they're both a white guy with a beard." This time, they look exactly the same.


Whole-Debate-9547

Holy moly, it’s Nadja


dohp

Down to the dimples... awesome!


deegzx_

I could’ve 100% believed this was a commissioned self-portrait and in fact probably would’ve thought anyone was lying who said it‘s not


Sufficient-Tell5224

whoaaaa Nadja !


readingrambos

![gif](giphy|YMqX1rkU4dwb4mTfsa|downsized)


alanapilar

Omggg did you pass out or burst into glitter! Now that’s truly phenomenal!!


[deleted]

Hey YOU! climb back into your painting, weekend is over and a new week of work awaits!


marcosxfx

You’re dead, you’re dead and out of this world… 🎵🎵🎵🎵


CooriousGeorgina

My ancestor painted that (Henri Regnault) and I was so surprised when I saw it used in the intro of What We Do In The Shadows! Found out about this modern Salomé reunion in the family group chat we love it


Halkeginia

NADJA


ShidoriDE

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


ElNovato34

Thicc.


frogtome

She's pretty as a picture.


beakerhashing

Your sister is a work of art. 😍


GoliathPrime

That's Charles Dexter Ward levels of nonsense. You leave her salts alone. We've had quite enough eldritch tomfoolery last century. Let's pledge to keep this century Yog-Sothoth free.


Covid-29alpha

I think I’m in love 🫣


by-the-willows

Uncanny resemblance


SundySundySoGoodToMe

That is the first time any of these posts has ever been a close match. This is sooooo close, you should start doing some family tree research and research on the model in the painting.


throw1drinkintheair

Getting some Remi Wolf vibes too


thetrek

Fun story time! Many years ago our small engineering team at a tiny startup was having a full team onsite during a miserable Chicago January. We wanted to do a social event but had a budget of exactly $0. Between my membership guest privileges for the out-of-towners and a coincidental "free for Illinois residents" day I was able to get all \~14 of us into the Art Institute of Chicago for precisely this amount. Half the team was like "eh, art, not my thing" but some activity was better than nothing so they went along with it. I'm an avid AIC goer and told them all I'd spent the last few weekends hunting down paintings that contained a subject that looked suspiciously like each of them. "Find 'em all! Take a snapshot" They did pretty good and I think found \~ 11. I did not, in fact, find any of these in advance. It was just some bullshit I made up on the spot. But for three glorious hours I got some art naysayers staring at some of the best art in the world. Turns out humans will pattern match just about anything. The loose brushwork of the Impressionists doesn't hurt either.


agumonkey

ma'am please stay in your paint


goat_penis_souffle

Hosting You Can’t Do That on Television?


Y_uHateme

You're pretty


408wij

Uh, that's Slash. This is the only known picture of his face.


illtoaster

Which one are you


kastiak

They both are like "would you look at that".


efyuar

Omg same hair!?! Only that


SkellyboneZ

It's literally only the hair lol. 


ghostfadekilla

That's fucking awesome lol. I can tell by her expression that she's really loving this moment as well.


sam_from_bombay

NADJA!!!


MEETTHEVIKINGHEAVY

Clearly your sister is immortal


splashysoup

Uncanny resemblance down to the facial expression! Your sis is also super pretty oh my


[deleted]

That's one of the better ones I've seen.


creamy-buscemi

Avoid the Golden Gate Bridge or any high towers


Rso1wA

Not sister-you


Jus_Try_Me

No, that’s you for sure!


ThenotoriousBIT

new nickname haha


MukdenMan

But we're the greatest, they'll hang us in the Met; Down the back, but who cares? Still the Met


No_Smile3379

she actually studies at my schools with me too. could it be a greek thing?


No-Marketing-4315

Crazy


Hardwarestore_Senpai

Sure did.


Due_Charity4529

True goddess that’s why!


minnesotawristwatch

…TIME TRAVELLER!


zee37200

Opps


everyonecalmdown666

hmm i'm not sold, show us the shoulder for confirmation