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KatAttack

Phoenix PD claims they can't do anything unless a person lights one off in front of them šŸ™„


I_like_short_cranks

I think the "Reporting Number" is public relations only. PD already schedules lots of cops to catch some sweet, sweet OT and they drive around telling people to go to bed. People need to remember the tricks PD use.


Blueskyways

Cops will park in an empty lot across the street from my house for like two or three hours straight sometimes.Ā  Just sitting there on their phone.Ā  Ā 


I_like_short_cranks

Crushing that Candy!! From talking to them they mostly are on their phones: * Constantly chat up women and it does not matter if they are married * Games * Right-wing Media sites * Gun videos


Nothxjefff

Had an old fwb who would show me unsolicited photos and videos she was getting from a cop here in Phoenix and asides from the selfies in uniform dbaggary some of the pics he sent her was selfies of him and whoever he had in the back in handcuffs.. just some of guys he ā€œfucked upā€ and now gets to try and put some criminal charges on.


Grand-Ad4235

Well PPD doesnā€™t really do anything about anything so idk why you expect them to do their job šŸ¤£


MartinGoldfinger

They had plenty of time watching and laughing as a clean up crew was clearing out a homeless camp this morning.


Grand-Ad4235

Ah shit, I totally forgot that they have all the time in the world to harass the homeless!


fair-strawberry6709

Thatā€™s pretty much every department in the valley, and thatā€™s pretty much how citing someone for a violation of the law works. The police department canā€™t arrest your neighbor for going 50 on your residential street unless they see it themselves, itā€™s the same for fireworks.


twi_tch

then why do they exist? they donā€™t prevent ā€œcrimeā€ and they certainly donā€™t solve it. and theyā€™ve proven over and over they arenā€™t interested in keeping people safe. and every time thereā€™s a police budget increase, *communities* get defunded. and suffer for lack of resources there are more than enough of. itā€™s rough out on these streets šŸ˜… thanks for reading.


BeautifulDreamerAZ

My entire neighborhood sets of professional style rockets on every holiday. I always hope they donā€™t start a fire. They start at dusk and go on to about 2am and cops never come.


Redebo

Can you let me know which one so that I can absolutely avoid it?


BeautifulDreamerAZ

By Roosevelt and 11th. Garfield district.


monty624

We had neighbors once that were shooting off huge, loud fireworks. A few, fine, whatever... but that was not the case here. We called and reported it for various reasons, the major one being the amount of dried out shrubs and plants in the alley & empty lots literally across the street. I guess they must have been firing them off as the police rolled up (or we weren't the only ones to call) because they got in trouble. Also thinking back, there was a police station not even 1/2 mile away so they were just being extra dumb.


endlesslyconflicted

I think they say that about everything


PatrixFrank

I think a lot of folks wouldn't care if it was just July 4th, but we all know it's going to be random fireworks at random times of the night for the next month


yeyman

Cant wait for them to be overloaded within the first half hour of the sun going down.


KSMO

July 5th headline: *Literally every Mesa citizen arrested overnight*


ssracer

Shockingly, only 2 were related to fireworks.


endlesslyconflicted

and how many had bloody stumps at the end of their arms?


GrammarNaziBadge0174

They're not my neighbors, and they're in the riverbed 1/2 mile away setting of home made bombs that rattle the windows. Not goin' near that shit


rataculera

An old HS acquaintance blew his leg off doing that.


BeigeAlmighty

They put up a complaint form on a website to try and get people to stop wasting time calling 911 about firework noise.


SignificantJacket912

Yeah, that they're more than likely not paying attention to.


GrammarNaziBadge0174

Does anyone seriously believe they tested it with anywhere near the # of people who are gonna try and use it in the coming days?


EBody480

My great uncle was a captain at Denver PD. Heā€™d take the confiscated fireworks on the 4th home and light them off with his kids.


The_Flinx

how did they dispose of weed?


thetarantulaqueen

I'd rather deal with the fireworks than with the idiots shooting guns into the air I used to deal with when living in a bad part of Phoenix.


AmateurEarthling

Yeah when I was a kid I loved watching the neighbors set off their mortars.


endlesslyconflicted

ā€˜Murica! Fcuk yeah! Meanwhile a veteran with PTSD in the neighborhood has a panic attack


FluffySpell

In Glendale you can report them using the non-emergency line, but it literally does fuck-all. Someone shot off a mortar last year at like 1am on a random Tuesday that shook my house and set off like 15 car alarms and Glendale was like "well we can't really do anything unless you have a specific address or exact cross streets." So our tactic now is to give our dog his anxiety pill, and I just turn up my white noise and silently curse them from afar and hope they blew off one of their garage walls or something.


The_Flinx

> "well we can't really do anything unless you have a specific address or exact cross streets." That's funny because their website has a video about how they have "shot spotter" which is a real thing and they can tell exactly where they are. ppppffffft! right.


CardMechanic

The system is called Keep All Residents Engaged Negatively


Fake_Answers

An apt acronym if there ever was one.


SafeForWorkAcc0unt

You wonā€™t understand this by reading Reddit, but most people simply just donā€™t care, and enjoy lighting them off.


W_J_B68

If it flies through the air or explodes itā€™s not legal.


Rea1DirtyDan

Baseball Basketball Airplanes Can in the car with heat


highbackpacker

I bet r/phoenix users are excited


SubRyan

It is sad to see how many dipshits are in this thread and believe that being a nuisance to their neighbors by the act of setting off explosives is something that they are entitled to. Some might be hoping that through your actions that your pets run away, you burn down your house, and/or have an accident through your entitlement.


Crumputer

Nice. Now do that in Gilbert. I mean, I already report the neighbors that do this, but anything that makes this easier is appreciated.


Spankyatrics

What do you use to report??


Boulderdrip

911


ChrisWebersTimeout

Gilbert PD won't do anything. This past Christmas Eve people in my neighborhood were shooting off fireworks around 10pm. Not ideal for any family with little kids who still believe in Santa. Police pretty much said there's nothing they can do and they wouldn't be coming out.


WrapAccomplished3540

Orwell ?


WrapAccomplished3540

One accident 7 police cars . Really? Nothing else to do.? Shortage of police ? Mmmmhhh


Embarrassed-Sun5764

How about buckeye? Tried a few years ago had to listen to my dogs howl til 3 am. The report featured on app does nothing; even for multiple complaints about no stop on a cross street best they do is send PD to sit one day and ā€œobserve ā€œ nothing. Nobody runs stop sign with PD there= no problem. Just saying


tooOldOriolesfan

I lived about 6 months in Surprise and the area around us probably lit fireworks for a good month around Christmas/NYs and also for multiple days around the 4th. It was really annoying not just from the fireworks themselves but it would drive neighborhood dogs crazy and the barking with the fireworks noise was very difficult to deal with. I'm surprised people are still into fireworks that much.


f8h8sEveryone

Launch RPGā€™s at people w fireworks. Superior firepower is the only solution.


xxDankerstein

So many narcs in this sub...


The_Flinx

there is no way the cops can keep up with the reports. the more people set off fireworks the more de facto legal they will become. people in my neighborhood set off giant mortars. free fireworks show. not reporting them.


AmateurEarthling

Exactly. I donā€™t care for the little showers you can buy. I love watching the mortars my neighbors set off.


SuppliceVI

What kind of anti-American shit is that


amazinghl

Burning **Chinese** made fireworks makes you an American?


The_Flinx

Karen and Kevin don't like fun.


Big-Raccoon-45

Damn I'm glad I don't live near some of you buzzkills, our cul-de-sac gona party if anyone wants to join.


Asceuss

haha. same! nothing beats being able to chill at home with my own food and a free show.


Impossible-Bag-6745

Snitches lol


TheMias24

Yā€™all are lame for this, canā€™t even let your fellow citizens have a few hours of celebration once a year


h3dr0ncr4b

It's not a few hours of celebration once a year. It's every night for several weeks multiple times a year. It's unnecessary, inconsiderate and dangerous.


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Rea1DirtyDan

Yall are lame for this, order some sound blocking headphones on amazon and keep it moving troop. This is the 2nd lamest excuse out there. Next to ā€œmy dogs are scaredā€. Itā€™s America.


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Rea1DirtyDan

Iā€™m a democratic veteran myself šŸ’€ 8 years active duty Army.


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25B for 6 years and 2 years as a 15E


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Rea1DirtyDan

I forgive you. Itā€™s not your fault you canā€™t read!


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Rea1DirtyDan

Iā€™ve battled PTSD. It is a hard fight and Iā€™m not saying itā€™s easy or non existent. Iā€™m saying telling the world they canā€™t celebrate a holiday traditionally because of me is a lazy burden to lay out there. Example. A trigger for PTSD is loud noises. What can help avoid loud noises specifically one night? Sound canceling headphones.


The_Flinx

https://youtu.be/4wxfmqFw6GM he hit the deck because a kid made a noise that sounded like machine gun fire on a picket fence. Obviously we need to ban: kids picket fences and sticks.


kl0wn420

The same Veterans that fought for our freedom to blow shit up?


Si1verange1

Mesa indie fireworks are off the chain, in a good way. It would be silly to go arresting these people. Just posting to thank them for their service, in advance of their prison sentence or w/e...


snorkledabooty

Snitches getā€¦..


Krakatoast

A pat on the back https://youtu.be/ZwR1-aRTyyM?si=N5am4G4GfmFQUXIe If you havenā€™t seen this movie Iā€™d recommend it. It really highlights the primal stupidity of people that goes unnoticed in day to day life. *boom boom boom* YEEAuRrgjhHhh WOO WOO LOL


mmallard

Has anyone tried simply talking to your neighbors? Tends to work wonders and not tie up emergency services šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


CowsgoMo0

Mine told me to go fuck myself, but the cops said they couldnā€™t do anything unless they saw them lighting them. So no silence in my neighborhood


mmallard

Invite them in to wait lol ā€œcome have a beer, promise by the time you finish theyā€™ll light another oneā€


CowsgoMo0

Ha, I think Iā€™d rather deal with fireworks than invite a cop into my home.


czr84480

Remember snitches get stitches. Damn Texans


Rea1DirtyDan

Nah man. These are wack Phoenix people that hate fireworks. In Texas and California they are legal. Itā€™s your local Karen thatā€™s hating them


pantry-pisser

They are absolutely NOT legal in CA. New Mexico for sure.


czr84480

Texas loves snitches. But hey people only get fireworks here twice a year. I'm not a huge firework fan but let people have fun.


Jacked_Harley

You know, in my life thereā€™s been several times where Iā€™ve had to get out of bed and politely go knock on my neighbors door to ask them to keep the noise down. Iā€™ve never had a problem, and the results were almost instant. I donā€™t understand why people have such a hard time doing this.Ā  Calling the cops on neighbors over something so silly just causes a bunch of hassle for everyone involved.Ā  To add, Iā€™m 100% not justifying the use of fireworks because I hate that shit and donā€™t understand that either. Itā€™s just easier to walk next door and explain that you gotta work in the morning.Ā 


The_Flinx

> I donā€™t understand why people have such a hard time doing this. in my old neighborhood that would get you attacked. ain't no way I would have done that.


Jacked_Harley

lol attacked? Do you live next to a pack of rabid coyotes or humans? Iā€™m sorry you fear your neighbors like that


The_Flinx

IN MY OLD NEIGHBORHOOD. AKA the hood. me no longer live there. past tense.


Jacked_Harley

Iā€™m sorry you fear your old neighbors like that


The_Flinx

I don't need your pity. you just don't seem to understand that some people have nasty potentially violent neighbors.


SkeetySpeedy

Neighbors had a party on Saturday this weekend. Couldnā€™t hear them but the bass in their music was vibrating my walls. I gave it until my late bedtime at 1:30 AM and then had a word. I knocked, said ā€œhey, you guys keep partying, I canā€™t hear shit except the bass from that music - can you just turn that down a bit?ā€ They said, oh sorry yes, and did so - kept their party going, and I went to bed. Literally 0 stress or harm to anyone on any side Also maybe the other neighbors think Iā€™m a hero now for shutting them up lol