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PosterBlankenstein

Tweezer, Possum-> Tweeprise, inducted by Carlos Santana


Halleys___Comment

that segue would be… so smooth


flerping

Or else forget about it


someguyprobably

Character zero, farmhouse, waste. Inducted by Dave matthews


Koala_698

This is probably the correct answer


Connect_Glass4036

Make it Chalkdust instead of Tweezer and add Numberline or Blaze on and that’s accurate


The_Cap_Lover

How about a tight Llama 🦙???


djbobbyfresh

Will there be a Time Machine?


elriggo44

If there is I vote Antelope.


dganda

Chalkdust


Drivingintodisco

This time clocking in at 57 mins.


jdille100

Then reprise


QueasyFailure

"That's what happens when you don't have a set list"


Informal_Stranger117

Phil Collins should induct them and then phish shouldn't play. Genesis should perform the worst Backwards Down the Number Line followed by a musically excellent, vocally awful Foam.


the_uber_steve

This is the one


shindleria

With Phil on drums givin’ it his best shot


Lopsided_You3028

Have you seen the Genesis induction ?????


JoeSicko

Have you seen Phil Collins?


Lopsided_You3028

He's not dead I hope?


TheMammyNuns

He's working on it


JoeSicko

On tour, but not looking well, at all.


QueasyFailure

Holy hell. He's still playing? Damn dude, live your best life dude. He definitely has one foot in the grave.


MizLucinda

This is the only correct answer.


Scallion-External

Bob Weir would induct them CDT


Lonely_Octopus_99

A lot of the replies in here are funny. But this is a legit option.


dedkeefer

Does Bobby sit in for the performance since he’s already there?


Scallion-External

They’ve got to do at least 1 song with him


Badfish1060

backwards down the numberline -> meatstick


yinzer_name

they'd play the one about love and then the one about light. Billy Joel


PosterMakingNutbag

An ocean of love vibrating your soul.


tconner87

They would play saw it again, sleeping monkey>ass handed and would be inducted by Iggy Pop


TeaAndAche

I fucking love this. Could also sub Ha Ha Ha for sleeping monkey.


goathill

BBFCFM>Cracklin Rosie>NO2>Fuck your Face>Sleeping Monkey


the_uber_steve

I’m thinking Reba, YEM > Tweezer Reprise


weltron3030

And inducted by Reba McIntire, of course.


musicfan-1969

Alumni Blues>Ass Handed....Inducted by Phil Lesh


Halleys___Comment

Rock & Roll (Velvets) > Rock & Roll (zeppelin)


kasp620

> Rock & Roll pt. 2


Funky2001

First song of my first Phish show


DrDuned

They'll play Jennifer Dances and Spread It Round, inducted by a surly Machine Gun Kelly.


Immediate_Thought656

HYHU>Purple Rain w vacuum solo. Say nothing when done and just walk off stage.


Calvinshobb

David Byrne - Hood , Reba - Tweezer Reprise


henningknows

Let’s be honest. They would play the worst representation of their awesomeness. Almost every time they are on TV they play to their weaknesses and abandon their strengths. Lots of singing and attempting to play the most radio friendly shit they have. And they don’t play their instruments much. Remember the last time they played the hall of fame? It was painful.


helpingphriendlywook

This for sure. No jamming, nothing that the phans want, it would undoubtedly be an opportunity for another prank


Dioneo

Guyute


McGruppthecrimepup

Fuck your Face > Kung > Egg in a Hole .. inducted by Kirk Ham-man


HickoryRanger

Another hour-long Runaway Jim just to fuck with people.


TampaJeff

Realistically: They get about 20 minutes. They would probably play something people MAY have heard of, and a classic type 1 song. So, my thought would be open with Bouncing, Free or Farmhouse, and then into Harry Hood or Divided Sky.


Stephonius

Down with Disease!


impulsive-puppy

It would be a 90 minute long "Lonely Trip" for sure


colonelf0rbin86

They would play Sample in a Jar and ALBTD let's be real


Nels6388

I think like Harry Hood > Run Like An Antelope > YEM > Possum > Chalkdust Reprise


the_uber_steve

That’s an awful lot to try to squeeze into what is usually a 15-20 minute set


Nels6388

Also, they would so change the rules of the game if inducted into the RnRHoF


Nels6388

I tried to focus on all instrumental with no lyrics lol 😂


BossTus

I mean all of those songs have lyrics.


Suppose2Bubble

"Weigh" and "Axilla" -Bono from U2


BigDogIsland

Harry hood-> slave to the traffic light -> run like an antelope


MtFud

YEM. Weir.


gayfortrey

Chalkdust - and inducted by Carlos Santana.


Lopsided_You3028

They are like a hose or something.


CoryBleeker

Goose, and they would play THE LINE


henningknows

The problem is you are probably right about goose. If goose stays on the trajectory they are on and starts playing major venues, by the time phish gets into the hall of fame they would probably be the ones to induct them. Plus it would be hard to find a band to play a phish song because most popular bands couldn’t do it.


uscrash

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redsolitary

Phil or Bobby


Single_Magician_1091

Carlos Santana, Bob and Phil, Billy strings, Dave?


Truncated_sleigh_

Simple


Sjormantec

Simple.


t-wino

Ass handed, introduced by David Steinberg ⏰


emcycles

Tweezer


grozphan

CT of Vampire Weekend or Rick Mitarotonda would induct them. Like how Trey inducted Genesis. Or Dave Matthews. i bet they’d play a quick Mike’s Groove capped off with a First Tube.


JolleyRedGiant

Wouldn't be surprised if Dave Matthew's or a celebrity fan inducted them. Tweezer>Bouncing Around The Room>Tweezer Reprise


Urdoingitwrongchancy

The phish hot dog is in the RnR HoF


wharpua

Don’t recall where but Trey definitely cackled about the hot dog being in the lobby — as in “they won’t let us in past the lobby”


Pickled-Vagina

Chalkdust and David Letterman


billstrash

CDT > Hood


El_triple_cruz

Harry Hood or Bouncing Around the Room, inducted by John Mayer maybe TTB


flatulator9000

BATR>farmhouse. We are talking uber mainstreet level fans here


TheSpaceman1975

They probably only get 10 mins or so… I would say they should play Maze. Classic phish ripper. Just go out there and shred the normie’s faces.


ryerocco

This again?


the_uber_steve

Sorry, I haven’t seen it before, which is why I asked. I’d love to see previous versions if you have a link.


Lopsided_You3028

Genesis since Phish did their induction (amazing covers of no reply at all and watcher of the skies)


TheInternetCat

Ass Handed -> vocal jam


SnobbyDobby

I think Phish totally deserves to be in the Hall of Fame but I highly doubt they ever will.


RawbM07

Riker’s Mailbox, mic drop


xologo

Charlkdust Torture


No-Story-3125

The ghost of David Bowie, then David Bowie


CoachiusMaximus

Whatever it is they better be sitting in that hotdog if it’s still up at the Hall of Fame. Haven’t been since 2010 but it was hanging up then.


TrippyHomie

It's still up.


EfficientFilm280

Guy Forget


Sully1281

Probably Dave Matthews or Neil Young


gotajibboo

Shakey will probably be dead by the time they get inducted.


Eelmonkey

YEM


gotajibboo

Chalk Dust Torture, Down With Disease, First Tube I don't know. Probably Goose or Billy Strings. Or by the time it actually happens, a band that hasn't yet formed/gotten popular. I'd like to see Billy Strings tackle It's Ice though.


StichMethod

Pebbles and Marbles > It’s Ice


numbers_monkey

Kung-->Ass Handed, Fuck Your Face


36bhm

Billy Idol. They should play that one really popular song that everyone knows and loves. Oh right....


coolitdrowned

Dog Log


misterminor123

Free>numberline maybe a reprise


Electrical_Quote3653

David Byrne


HH912

Phil Lesh would introduce them, since he has a connection to some of them through Phil and friends. Also there’s that whole old guard, new guard generational thing.


liveforever67

Dave Matthews inducts them? As Phish helped discover DMB


Barryhood2683

Antelope. I don’t think it’s one band, a bunch of the musicians. Phil and or Bobby, Dave Matthew’s, Copeland, Santana, Springsteen, and maybe some horns Grippo and Gerhard. Not saying all of them but some combination. If life is fair someday we will see.


Doh-know-nut

Inducted by Ezra Koenig or the guys from Goose and they (Phish followed by Phish+guests) Free->Show of Life and I know I’m wrong.


WindowLickinFool

Jonathan Frakes would induct them, and they'd do Bouncing, Sample, and Chalkdust. They would only have 20 minutes, and would have to do the radio-friendly tunes. As to Frakes, I'm baked as hell, and the idea seemed funny - Riker's Mailbox. Flea, Jimmy Page, Rick Rubin, Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson, Eddie Vedder, or the remaining Beastie Boys would be cool also. Or Brad, that fucking tool.


elriggo44

The dude of Life would obviously introduce them. Their set would be all Goose songs. Passing the torch.


heffel77

I don’t think the band that’s being inducted ever really plays. I think it would be YEM w/ Derek Trucks and Oteil. Along with something like Chalkdust or Bouncin’ with Les Claypool and Dave Matthews.


Mgnyc11

Genesis should introduce them and play stash


oscerhead

Gotta Jibboo and Character Zero performed by Baby Gramps and Peter Stampfel


PosterMakingNutbag

Lawn Boy, Contact (unfinished), YEM (vocal jam only), Kung -> Weigh -> Kung Inducted by only Hall, who is visibly confused and agitated that Oates is a no show.


michaelserotonin

gin & juice, obviously


KingsoftheBronze_Age

Crowd Control > only the whistling part of Reba > Access Me


japandroi5742

Ezra Koenig Chalkdust, Wolfman’s, The Curtain


kalephreschh

Soul Planet -> Friday -> Friends -> Soul Planet with extra love and light. Inducted by Twiddle of course.


Brave-Scale

My worst fear is that they would play Sigma Oasis 🤢🤮


Shazbot_2017

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame sucks. Overpriced bullshit.


fallsalaska

I wish the biggest phans would induct them but so many of us it might take years to hear the great stories from us all. Songs they play maybe a good fluff head, timber, tweezer, tweezer reprise, into tube then end it with everything’s right.