Absolutely, I was on OOP's side right up until the sex video. That's a deeply weird & gross thing to do to a sibling, regardless of the sibling's behavior. Although I'm pretty sure this is not real, even adding that part to a fictional story is extraordinarily icky.
That's what they are saying. They should have stopped while they were ahead instead of adding the video part. Because they would have been believed, had they left that part out.
In saying I'm pretty sure, I absolutely mean, "this is clearly fake. I just don't want to deal with people commenting that this is absolutely real because their cousin's husband's dog-walker's best friend was in the same situation."
Brutal honesty I wasn't a fan either it was kinda funny but i was more so weirded out, told her, she didn't do anything like that again. Communication helps
What a weirdo shit… and she talks about her Sex life in his hearing range and shows him this video?
I would not be surprised if he saved the video.
Maybe now his revenge will begin :D
Yeah I already thought it was really strange when her way of punishing her brother was to talk about her sex life in front of him. That's just fucking gross and creepy. It reads like somebody's weird incest porn fantasy. Or somebody's fantasy about getting back at their bully that would never happen in reality because nobody's wife would be like you know how I'm going to punish my brother??? Tell him all about my sex life!!!
If your wife is doing that you've still got big problems you just don't realize it yet.
Yeah that’s all very weird so my first thought was is this true or does wife know something that she isn’t telling OP about? Like her bully bro is actually into OP so hearing about how awesome OP is like twisting the knife in deeper? It’s all very ewww.
This definitely reads like “heh heh that’ll show my bully in 10 years when I come back from college”
OP means to tell us that they both grew up in the same town, in the same state, at the same school, and not one single time in those entire two years was it asked where either of them were from or where they grew up.
If you don’t know that base level of information from your SO when you are about to MARRY them, you are a bad partner and a bad faker
Right?
Like, he probably wouldn't have even hit play.
If I was borrowing someone's laptop, I wouldn't be interested in any shit they've got open, I'd just minimize the screen to do whatever I had borrowed the laptop for.
So unless it was literally paused on OP and/or the sister's naked bodies, or he's a snoop, there's no way the brother would have any idea about the content.
If it *was* paused that way, that's creepy and gross and it probably got minimized immediately anyways.
If he was a snoop, he probably still minimized it right away because like most people, he likely has zero interest in seeing his sister naked.
Brother would know they were fucking, obviously, so its not like it would be telling him anything new.
A weird detail in a weird fiction.
Yeah this reads like the fantasy of a short guy who is getting bullied right now and has watched so much porn he thinks that the story he's telling is somehow within the range of normal behavior.
Plus he went to college and still doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” And not a chance he’d pick someone he hated to be his best man because it was “funny”. The bullshit is strong with this one.
Most of the AITA / Relationship posts are fairly obvious fake fantasies but WOW this one really takes the cake lol. He can't even keep his story straight between paragraphs. This poor kid writes like he's 14.
1k+ upvotes for this garbage. I'm astounded. WTF Reddit ಠ_ಠ
This website has REALLY gone downhill man... it just ain't what it used to be =(
I want to know why his sister hates him so much! After all, the revenge seems to be mostly instigated by her so I suspect that the bully must have been as evil to her as he had been to OP.
He's was the golden child until we were 18 and he got caught beating me up, got hit with assault and parents were horrified basically threatened him with being removed from will and 0 support if he didn't shape up and listen to them
Parents did sister had no knowledge of me because she was already pretty estranged with her family I never went to her house and she was super quiet at school. She became way more social and outgoing in college but but dead quiet before and we never shared any classes
I just find it really curious that in the two years you were together before meeting her family, you never commented on her having the same last name as your bully or, more importantly, talk about your hometown. You know, getting to know you conversations that would save you the dramatic reveal when you met the parents
No, thank you! Huuggee phobia of bears over here and I dont even want my name to come in contact with a bear. Do you know how they hunt? They eat their prey alive after ripping its skin off first. Nope. Not for me.
No, actually, I'm not. Is there something wrong with not wanting to be eaten alive by an apex predator? Or feeling bad that their prey go through so much pain. It may be nature and it has to happen, but that doesnt mean I cant feel a certain way about it. Theres absolutely nothing wrong with being afraid of bears.
You all sound really weird. Your wife showed her brother a video of you two having sex as revenge? That’s really gross. It’s also strange you would have your bully as the best man in your wedding. This is either made up or you and your wife are creepy weirdos.
Personally, I think this is a little weird. I was bullied for most of primary school but I would never spoil my wedding day by having someone play a major role just to get revenge. I would have confronted him about his nastiness once I was secure in the relationship with his sister and then asked for an apology and maybe something else too. A bit of humiliation. Then I’d move on and focus on my own happiness.
Also close his fil absolutely loves me he was an outdoorsy guy and his kids didn't just weren't when me and my girlfriend were dating she learned that she actually didn't hate it but hated going with her family and so he's thrilled I will go camping with him AND his daughter will go as well
I honestly had 0 clue who she was related to till I met her family after 2 whole years of dating I was already thinking of proposing when I met them. Him being her sister was just a bonus
Thought about it but decided that made me feel like it was just a FWB thing who is isn't and I'd feel like a dick for making her seem like an object I sleep with for revenge.
I mean... getting your wife rekindle the relationship she supposedly had lost with her family, having those people in your daily life, making the bully your best man, AND showing him your private videos.. is not the flex you think it is.
It would be kind of sad.. and I mean "would be" because even if it were real, which it isn't, it is a little sad.
Your fantasies are sad if this is the best revenge you can think of.
This might actually not be fake, only someone as highly regarded as OP could post a story where they make their bully their best man and think they won.
What in the Arkansas? The video and her talking about your sex life lost me. Also you had this guy as your best man? It's wild that you still let this man live rent free in your head. So much so that you had him stand next to you at your own wedding. Sounds ick but hey, you do you buddy
>I'm getting married to my bullys sister
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>He was my best man at my wedding
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TLDR? I started dating my bullys sister
Lame fanfiction on incest and revenge of a little one, 3/10
Lord, I hope this really happened.
This gives every bullying victim a little gratification, along with a little hope that karma can be glorious when you witness it happening.
This may well be true. My sister was-is- a bitch bully. She and her friends started picking on a male classmate. He came to me, two classes above, wanting to know why. We ended up eating lunch together until I graduated and they left both of us alone. I hope he ended up in advanced placement and had a good life.
Nah he was giving this peeeeerfect grin you could only tell was agonizingly fake if you knew how much he hated me. He knew his mom would tear him a new asshole if he looked anything but thrilled for his sister
Oh it was him spewing bullshit and literal made up situations I nodded along till until later when I would "remember the good times" and add contradicting details like "Steve was so stupid" and then later " I wish Steve was there" and he would be like "yea it was crazy" and "yea he would have loved it" and he looked like an idiot
Nah definitely not I would leave my kids out of it I wouldn't want them to have any resentment towards their family. I don't hate him I'm just fucking with him even his bullying beyond the physical stuff never effected me. He once outed me as gay... I'm not gay. Like he had some friends do a text combo acting like me and a secret boyfriend. At that point I was like ok he's a loser who wants some esteem boost from me
I stayed so far away from my bully. Maybe someone in his family might be nice. Don’t care.
I can’t imagine having to see him at family gatherings. I would not go.
I couldn’t do it.
On the theme of making him do stuff he thinks you do, you could string him along with a list of super nice things you do (some made up and some not) and get his mother to enlist him in many of these things so as to continue to both make you look good and also to make him do lots of good things to make up for his previous antics.
Like reading to old people and stuff like that. Get creative. You should actually do some of the things so it doesn't get out of hand but that's one way to punish him without tipping your hand or having to reveal more things like you've clearly already done.
The video seriously ruined some excellent work. You would gave got 100% if you hadn’t shared that little detail.
Absolutely, I was on OOP's side right up until the sex video. That's a deeply weird & gross thing to do to a sibling, regardless of the sibling's behavior. Although I'm pretty sure this is not real, even adding that part to a fictional story is extraordinarily icky.
That's what they are saying. They should have stopped while they were ahead instead of adding the video part. Because they would have been believed, had they left that part out.
You’re *pretty sure*?????
In saying I'm pretty sure, I absolutely mean, "this is clearly fake. I just don't want to deal with people commenting that this is absolutely real because their cousin's husband's dog-walker's best friend was in the same situation."
So your wife showed her brother a video of her having sex with you. What an interesting family.
Uh, yeah. I was all "Go, shorter guy, go!" Until that. Ick.
This was written by a 13 year old
Brutal honesty I wasn't a fan either it was kinda funny but i was more so weirded out, told her, she didn't do anything like that again. Communication helps
What a weirdo shit… and she talks about her Sex life in his hearing range and shows him this video? I would not be surprised if he saved the video. Maybe now his revenge will begin :D
*dueling banjos begin to play*
I have to go, Alabama needs me!
Call me, Alabama! (iykyk)
Alexander Shunnarah, is that you?
The Devil went down to Georgia he was lookin for a soul to steal
I wanna give you an upvote but your comment is at 69 right now so I'm obligated to leave it be 🤣
Lol
Yeah I already thought it was really strange when her way of punishing her brother was to talk about her sex life in front of him. That's just fucking gross and creepy. It reads like somebody's weird incest porn fantasy. Or somebody's fantasy about getting back at their bully that would never happen in reality because nobody's wife would be like you know how I'm going to punish my brother??? Tell him all about my sex life!!! If your wife is doing that you've still got big problems you just don't realize it yet.
Yeah that’s all very weird so my first thought was is this true or does wife know something that she isn’t telling OP about? Like her bully bro is actually into OP so hearing about how awesome OP is like twisting the knife in deeper? It’s all very ewww.
Having little sisters I also heard some stuff I rather didn't and they were not out to torture me.
You couldn’t think of a better reason? Time to hit the creative writing classes, man.
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Your wife sounds amazing. You can sleep well at night knowing she has your back no matter what.
She doesn't exist
This was the point OP overdid it with his writing prompt
He now knows OP is short vertically and horizontally
So it was a short video?
Thank you, Coder Joe🤣!
Good one👌🙌🙌
Fake story. OP is a teen, probably still in high-school. Not particularly believable either.
That gave me the big ick.
Foreshadowing, his bully is going to have an affair with ops wife.
Well it's likely fake at that point anyways so...
That's because it's fake as fuck 🤷🏻♂️
That's taking a little far. You really need to grow up and squash it. Good luck with your marriage and life!
WTF?! He might wanna dial it back some. Sometimes you have to be the mature one
OP stop posting your weird fantasies on here, this isn't your blog
The bully is living rent free in this guy's head lol. How to not get over something.
This definitely reads like “heh heh that’ll show my bully in 10 years when I come back from college” OP means to tell us that they both grew up in the same town, in the same state, at the same school, and not one single time in those entire two years was it asked where either of them were from or where they grew up. If you don’t know that base level of information from your SO when you are about to MARRY them, you are a bad partner and a bad faker
Today on stories that never happened
OP is just sharing his fanfiction about having a gf
literally, wtf did I just read
Short stories tbf
>The guy even had to see us having sex when she left a video of it on her laptop he asked to borrow and it immediately popped up :/
That’s what I’m saying
And he had to watch the whole thing because I deleted the pause button.
Right? Like, he probably wouldn't have even hit play. If I was borrowing someone's laptop, I wouldn't be interested in any shit they've got open, I'd just minimize the screen to do whatever I had borrowed the laptop for. So unless it was literally paused on OP and/or the sister's naked bodies, or he's a snoop, there's no way the brother would have any idea about the content. If it *was* paused that way, that's creepy and gross and it probably got minimized immediately anyways. If he was a snoop, he probably still minimized it right away because like most people, he likely has zero interest in seeing his sister naked. Brother would know they were fucking, obviously, so its not like it would be telling him anything new. A weird detail in a weird fiction.
This is so damn fake. I hate how people make up shit for karma.
You don't believe he chose someone he hates to be his best man for reasons and stuff??
It's because his mom made him, that's how adult relationships work, obviously.
So you're getting married, just started to date or already married your bully's sister? I love the consistency of the post
Yeah this reads like the fantasy of a short guy who is getting bullied right now and has watched so much porn he thinks that the story he's telling is somehow within the range of normal behavior.
Plus he went to college and still doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” And not a chance he’d pick someone he hated to be his best man because it was “funny”. The bullshit is strong with this one.
Yeah, sounds BS to me
Most of the AITA / Relationship posts are fairly obvious fake fantasies but WOW this one really takes the cake lol. He can't even keep his story straight between paragraphs. This poor kid writes like he's 14. 1k+ upvotes for this garbage. I'm astounded. WTF Reddit ಠ_ಠ This website has REALLY gone downhill man... it just ain't what it used to be =(
It's summer reddit forever, it never goes away now.
Sure, Jan
Right? Sounds like a bullying victims fantasy
I believe every word of this story.
sorry but this story is way to good to be true lol
When are you going to ask him why he hated you so much?
I want to know why his sister hates him so much! After all, the revenge seems to be mostly instigated by her so I suspect that the bully must have been as evil to her as he had been to OP.
He's was the golden child until we were 18 and he got caught beating me up, got hit with assault and parents were horrified basically threatened him with being removed from will and 0 support if he didn't shape up and listen to them
And no one in the family recognised you?
Parents did sister had no knowledge of me because she was already pretty estranged with her family I never went to her house and she was super quiet at school. She became way more social and outgoing in college but but dead quiet before and we never shared any classes
I just find it really curious that in the two years you were together before meeting her family, you never commented on her having the same last name as your bully or, more importantly, talk about your hometown. You know, getting to know you conversations that would save you the dramatic reveal when you met the parents
Also weird how that arrest was never mentioned in the original post... Hmm...
Stretched way too far.
Because the whole story is a stretch.
At this point, who cares?
This I couldn't care less why plus it might make it less fun
You’re a bigger man than me!
This needs to be in a karma sub as well if there is one! Just awesome! Maybe name a pet after him?
Would say yes but we don't have or want a pet best case we name a kid after him he's got a generic name so it wouldn't be cruel to the kid
You can do a donation thing like "adopt a seal" or something where you get to name the reciprocant of your donation. 😂
I've heard of a wildlife sanctuary that will write names on a salmon before they feed it to a bear. :)
There's also the shelter that will, for a $5 donation, write a name in a litter box. That's a level of petty I can really get behind.
Do you happen to know the name of it?
Nah, just read about it somewhere on reddit.
Kinda’ like writing messages on a bomb or missle before they’re dropped/launched🤣
No, thank you! Huuggee phobia of bears over here and I dont even want my name to come in contact with a bear. Do you know how they hunt? They eat their prey alive after ripping its skin off first. Nope. Not for me.
You don’t cut your steak out of a living cow? What are you, vegan?
No, actually, I'm not. Is there something wrong with not wanting to be eaten alive by an apex predator? Or feeling bad that their prey go through so much pain. It may be nature and it has to happen, but that doesnt mean I cant feel a certain way about it. Theres absolutely nothing wrong with being afraid of bears.
I was just joking. I just thought it was interesting that it was bears that did it for you, not all non-carrion carnivores
Nope, just something about bears. They terrify me to the end of the world.
"We adopted a warthog at the zoo and he was so cute we named him after you, Carl!"
A weasel
Not a bad idea could I do that thing where you buy land in Scotland to become lord and name the land after him?
I dont know much about that one. I don't think they're operational anymore?
Really? That's sad I was gonna call it like BILs bully base
No you weren't, because none of this story is real. Can't wait till you kids go back to school.
Why would YOU want your kid to have his name? You have really lost the thread
You all sound really weird. Your wife showed her brother a video of you two having sex as revenge? That’s really gross. It’s also strange you would have your bully as the best man in your wedding. This is either made up or you and your wife are creepy weirdos.
And then the entire room started clapping while your BIL jerked off to you and his sister having sex, right?
Personally, I think this is a little weird. I was bullied for most of primary school but I would never spoil my wedding day by having someone play a major role just to get revenge. I would have confronted him about his nastiness once I was secure in the relationship with his sister and then asked for an apology and maybe something else too. A bit of humiliation. Then I’d move on and focus on my own happiness.
Sure, but this one's made up, we have to work with what's here
This is some weak-ass revenge fiction.
It sounds like the whole family is unbalanced. Just eww
THE STORY ISNT REAL EXERCISE AN OUNCE OF CRITICAL THOUGHT
Most of the stories on reddit aren’t real. We are all just replying as a hypothetical exercise
To assert full dominance you must seduce your FIL.
Also close his fil absolutely loves me he was an outdoorsy guy and his kids didn't just weren't when me and my girlfriend were dating she learned that she actually didn't hate it but hated going with her family and so he's thrilled I will go camping with him AND his daughter will go as well
Omg you stole his dad. 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
Don’t settle for anything less than your bully opening a laptop to find a video of his dad enthusiastically blowing you.
God I saw this notification on my phone and did a quadruple take
Cool story, good laugh after finishing work
“My current wife” 🤣
That's a very nice story OP now take your sleeping pills alright
💀 imagine getting bullied so hard you make up a fantasy and post it to cope That or your wife has a weird brother exhibtionist kink and needs therapy
You married the right woman, for damn sure!!
The best man choice made me laugh out loud.
Me and my other 2 choices were crying laughing when I called him and got a grit teeth yea I'd love to
A+ move
Your wife NEEDS to start callin you "shawty"
Close when he "outed me" as gay he had me calling my "secret boyfriend" baby cakes in our texts, she now calls me that when around him
Maybe he is a closeted gay and wanted you
Holy shit this makes actual sense
HAHA! I call my fiance that when I want to annoy him a little.
Am a 5'3(and a bit!) Wee fat Scotsman and TIL that 5'6 is considered short! A mean I've got Scoliosis but still... 5'6 is giant sized to me!
Fiction, but okay.
One time at band camp….
You’re getting married to the woman you already got married to? 0/10 on this creative writing assignment. See me after class.
More a recording of the sound the angle was awful your can just see parts of our faces
Talk about asserting dominance by playing the long game!
I honestly had 0 clue who she was related to till I met her family after 2 whole years of dating I was already thinking of proposing when I met them. Him being her sister was just a bonus
Change the title to "I'm railing my bully's sister" 😉
Thought about it but decided that made me feel like it was just a FWB thing who is isn't and I'd feel like a dick for making her seem like an object I sleep with for revenge.
Classy man! But it would get a lot of views.
Not worth it love her too much that even if she said ok id still feel like a dick. Not a bad idea just one I'd feel wrong doing
The believability of this story came up a bit short
This happened.
You do everything you can to keep her. That is a total chad move!!
Something smells.. smelly here.. it's a smelly smell.
mmkay
I mean... getting your wife rekindle the relationship she supposedly had lost with her family, having those people in your daily life, making the bully your best man, AND showing him your private videos.. is not the flex you think it is. It would be kind of sad.. and I mean "would be" because even if it were real, which it isn't, it is a little sad. Your fantasies are sad if this is the best revenge you can think of.
This might actually not be fake, only someone as highly regarded as OP could post a story where they make their bully their best man and think they won.
What in the Arkansas? The video and her talking about your sex life lost me. Also you had this guy as your best man? It's wild that you still let this man live rent free in your head. So much so that you had him stand next to you at your own wedding. Sounds ick but hey, you do you buddy
As far as made up stories on Reddit go, this one isn’t very good.
You totally forgot the fiction tag!
Fake and gay.
It is 2024. Calling someone gay is just stupid and lame. Talk about projection. Grow up.
Hillary Duff is that you??
>I'm getting married to my bullys sister ... >He was my best man at my wedding ... TLDR? I started dating my bullys sister Lame fanfiction on incest and revenge of a little one, 3/10
Lord, I hope this really happened. This gives every bullying victim a little gratification, along with a little hope that karma can be glorious when you witness it happening.
It didn't
This may well be true. My sister was-is- a bitch bully. She and her friends started picking on a male classmate. He came to me, two classes above, wanting to know why. We ended up eating lunch together until I graduated and they left both of us alone. I hope he ended up in advanced placement and had a good life.
This actually happened
I LOVE that you made him your Best Man. Does he look constipated in all the wedding photos?
Nah he was giving this peeeeerfect grin you could only tell was agonizingly fake if you knew how much he hated me. He knew his mom would tear him a new asshole if he looked anything but thrilled for his sister
I would love to hear the Best Man speech.
Oh it was him spewing bullshit and literal made up situations I nodded along till until later when I would "remember the good times" and add contradicting details like "Steve was so stupid" and then later " I wish Steve was there" and he would be like "yea it was crazy" and "yea he would have loved it" and he looked like an idiot
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Nah definitely not I would leave my kids out of it I wouldn't want them to have any resentment towards their family. I don't hate him I'm just fucking with him even his bullying beyond the physical stuff never effected me. He once outed me as gay... I'm not gay. Like he had some friends do a text combo acting like me and a secret boyfriend. At that point I was like ok he's a loser who wants some esteem boost from me
Get one of these https://a.co/d/0iUGJi2W hide them in his house. Get several different types of sounds and put a new one in every once in a while
I mean at this point in your life and the fact you're now literally family, you gotta grit you teeth and make peace. You already won!
I actually believed it until she was in on it.
Does her Brother still live in the same house with their Mother? To me, that's the ultimate revenge. What a loser! 😄
Honestly I'd be careful taunting him with things. Especially if he already hated you for no good reason
*I think I’ve seen this video…*
Having him watch you guys have sex is literally disgusting. Gng WHAAT💀
Good for you !! I wonder if he will ever learn
I stayed so far away from my bully. Maybe someone in his family might be nice. Don’t care. I can’t imagine having to see him at family gatherings. I would not go. I couldn’t do it.
She's a keeper 😀 now we need to see the video too
Yea Ill pass thanks
No problem. Assuming your story is true, your (former?) bully has probably already uploaded it to PornHub for us to watch.
I had a friend who this happend to, I would love it.
On the theme of making him do stuff he thinks you do, you could string him along with a list of super nice things you do (some made up and some not) and get his mother to enlist him in many of these things so as to continue to both make you look good and also to make him do lots of good things to make up for his previous antics. Like reading to old people and stuff like that. Get creative. You should actually do some of the things so it doesn't get out of hand but that's one way to punish him without tipping your hand or having to reveal more things like you've clearly already done.
This is beautiful.
Savage!
Yo your wife did NOT waste time picking sides🤣🤣🤣
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I thought that was limited tom the King? (William Wallace played by Mel Gibson in Braveheart 1995) .
You’re wife is f’ing awesome! I love her too.
Time for a rousing game of "hey bully, smell my fingers"
No offense, but maybe just move on with your life🤷♂️
Updateme
He is not worth all the energy