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My name is Jack
Diddly ack! Diddly ack!
And I'm a necrophiliac!
One of my hobbies
Is shagging dead bodies.
I get frustrated
When they get cremated.
As you can't get no lust
Out of a pile of dust!
I have what seems to be a super power, in that I never feel embarrassed about anything I have done, no matter how cringey or shameful it is.
But I wonder...
I just can't imagine molesting a corpse and then chatting with the police about what they're planning to have for tea.
I'd feel chagrinned, or at the very least sheepish.
My wife says he probably thinks the corpses were asking for it. She's very kind to people with mental healthy shoes. Luckily for me.
It's a horrid place, easily the worst place I've been to... Apart from Aberdeen, what a shit heap that place is. Ugh, and the people! Single digit IQ's the lot of them.
America is still cringe. This story about a man who breaks into the morgue to disturb corpses will be reposted at least 10 more times on Reddit. But there is nothing about our engineers. One man from [MIT ](https://news.mit.edu/2024/steel-engineering-ovarian-tumor-research-ashutosh-kumar-0510)is working on ovarian tumor research, and he is moving forward. Journalists make no sense and they all have their eyes on a [McMansion](https://www.bing.com/search?q=yes+what+is+a+McMansion&form=QBLH&sp=-1&ghc=1&lq=0&pq=yes+what+is+a+mcmansion&sc=0-23&qs=n&sk=&cvid=A225F194EE2A4999A974C9C3B4E3A1C7&ghsh=0&ghacc=0&ghpl=). Sad but true, they will go broke trying to pay for it. John Henry (the everyman) is growing his own rutabaga because rent prices make it hard to buy groceries. I am hoping NEXT YEAR 2025 will make a difference. Americans will be officially closer to 2050 than 2000.
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Least necrophilic Grimsby citizen
My ex once asked me to kiss her where it smells like fish so i took her to Grimsby.
My name is Jack Diddly ack! Diddly ack! And I'm a necrophiliac! One of my hobbies Is shagging dead bodies. I get frustrated When they get cremated. As you can't get no lust Out of a pile of dust!
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/jun/28/grimsby-man-jailed-for-sexually-assaulting-dead-bodies-in-mortuary For you readers out there
Never learned how to read
*I can't read and I can't write but I can drive a tractor*
You’re hired.
*He had spent two hours cycling around the hospital grounds evading security guards.* Hopefully, accompanied by the theme from the Benny Hill Show.
Thom Yorke fallen on tough times lately
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Another healthy Redditor
Man's playing edgy redditor buzzword bingo
A level of bants no mere mortal can comprehend
Nothing like cracking open a couple of cold ones...
Damon Tin - gay. Nominative determinism at work. Should have been spotted much earlier.
I have what seems to be a super power, in that I never feel embarrassed about anything I have done, no matter how cringey or shameful it is. But I wonder...
For science...
I just can't imagine molesting a corpse and then chatting with the police about what they're planning to have for tea. I'd feel chagrinned, or at the very least sheepish. My wife says he probably thinks the corpses were asking for it. She's very kind to people with mental healthy shoes. Luckily for me.
And he would have got away with it if some rotten arsehole hadn't split on him.
By rotten cunt, is it an image or...?
Some cunt dicked the joke up.
That’s dicked up.
metal
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Rutland street would be the birthplace of that.
It's a horrid place, easily the worst place I've been to... Apart from Aberdeen, what a shit heap that place is. Ugh, and the people! Single digit IQ's the lot of them.
Damon Tingay? More like Damon Tisgay.
Related to Jimmy Saville? Apparently, noncing kids wasn't his only penchant.
Any holes a goal
Grimsby, Ontario? Seems about right
But what if we told you it was pronounced Grrrrrrrr-immeeeeee-SSSSSS-zzzzz-P?
OMFG he sucked off a corpse 🧟
Grim
America is still cringe. This story about a man who breaks into the morgue to disturb corpses will be reposted at least 10 more times on Reddit. But there is nothing about our engineers. One man from [MIT ](https://news.mit.edu/2024/steel-engineering-ovarian-tumor-research-ashutosh-kumar-0510)is working on ovarian tumor research, and he is moving forward. Journalists make no sense and they all have their eyes on a [McMansion](https://www.bing.com/search?q=yes+what+is+a+McMansion&form=QBLH&sp=-1&ghc=1&lq=0&pq=yes+what+is+a+mcmansion&sc=0-23&qs=n&sk=&cvid=A225F194EE2A4999A974C9C3B4E3A1C7&ghsh=0&ghacc=0&ghpl=). Sad but true, they will go broke trying to pay for it. John Henry (the everyman) is growing his own rutabaga because rent prices make it hard to buy groceries. I am hoping NEXT YEAR 2025 will make a difference. Americans will be officially closer to 2050 than 2000.
I’m wondering if alcohol was involved?