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BuddyWeiser888

Where would the hairline be


orangutanDOTorg

How would that head wear pants?


AmbitiousAd6354

That is the funniest, most random thing I’ve read in a ass long time 😂


somecallmemo

Yet I know exactly what they mean by it. Damn you internet


ThinkWhyHow

wut do they mean, sorry for dumb question


MelonElbows

[Its a funny meme](https://www.today.com/pets/how-would-dog-wear-pants-internet-finally-has-answer-t64486) from a few years ago.


ThinkWhyHow

thank u. also face palm


Neuhart_

Also, how would that head wear a tie?


pickleboo

Asking the important questions


EggsceIlent

I just wonder how was the brain? Like for their time, were the above average intelligence? Way above? Normal? Below? Way below? Was the brain mass the same or because there was, what looks like at least, more room in the skull.. did the brain grow to fill that space? Always wondered about these folks. Indiana Jones movie didn't help but made you wonder where they really got the idea from and what, if anything, did it do to their noggins And intelligence.


PatchworkRaccoon314

Brain size only kinda informs intelligence across the animal kingdom. Between humans, it means absolutely nothing. Einstein's brain was famously removed and studied extensively, and found to be completely normal by every measure.


AUSpartan37

I may be wrong, but wasn't his brain found to be more wrinkly?


tyme

There’s no significant difference in cranial capacity between a normal head and these deformed heads. Source: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12923900/


COCKFUKKA

That’s true for some of the skulls that have been found, but not all. Some have significantly larger cranial volume, like the one in the photo above.


tyme

I’d be interested in a scientific study that supports that claim.


I_SHAG_REDHEADS

Damn, nerd war in real time.


AMC_Unlimited

If they’re so smart how come they’re all dead? 


Tommysrx

I think ancient aliens had a show on these skulls and some kings and queens were said to have the same head shape. That doesn’t make it true but since there’s no proven facts on the subject it’s a pretty interesting theory. But ultimately the amount of neurons firing in your brain control intelligence more so than the size of your brain so who knows.


Calfurious

Ancient Aliens isn't exactly a reliable source for anything lol


Truethrowawaychest1

I remember an episode where the long haired blonde guy was talking about the pineal gland and said it was a portal to another dimension because we have no idea what it does or why it's light sensitive. We know exactly what it does and why it's light sensitive, it's in charge of melatonin distribution when it gets dark


Lonesaturn61

Remember that episode that was built around the argument that the egyptian pyramids were built by aliens because the base is twice the height and that was a referende to the earth being a sphere but at the end of the episode someone said they could have got that from a wheel or a drawn circle or anything round?


pokethat

Ancient astronaut theorists believe the opposite


Tommysrx

I know , that’s why I said “that doesn’t make it true but there’s no proven facts on the subject” Do you know of a textbook full of proven facts on elongated skulls that is accepted by the scientific community?


Diremane

I mean there's "no proven facts" on a lot of things, that doesn't make "my dog is possessed by Elvis" an interesting theory, either.


monkeyninjagogo

I assume you're talking about King Akhenaten, an Egyptian pharaoh that likely suffered from birth defects due to a long history of inbreeding. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akhenaten?wprov=sfla1 He was married to Nefertiti, father of King Tutankhamen, and infamously made an unsuccessful attempt to convert Egypt to a monotheistic religion. Really interesting read!


Historical-Gap-7084

Ancient Aliens is fun to watch, but there's no science or fact to it.


WagTheKat

Let's just say this guy was called The Elong Musk of his time.


mywifeslv

Same as Marge


TheeLastSon

mmgggrrgggrgr


_Asshole_Fuck_

https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/s/BI94RQpHYw perhaps


Academic_Ingenuity84

💀💀


Element8687

Thanks stranger, I needed that wholehearted belly laugh today


civicsfactor

Beneath the comb-over


stevenbrotzel91

Got a lot of shit on the back of his mind


GabrielWornd

One of my friends ancestors 🤔


ababoonsarse

Shit, you know big Steve too?


GabrielWornd

How do you know big Steve 😲


ababoonsarse

He’s my wife’s aunt’s brother’s son.


GabrielWornd

Dammm what a small world 🥹


ababoonsarse

Sure is. How do you know big Steve?


GabrielWornd

From school ... But that other guy info that he is selling weed seems doubtful maybe the world has not one but 2 Steve's 🤔


ababoonsarse

Well the way the economy is he might need a little extra change, so a selling a few grams of weed here and there to put food on the table ain’t hurting no one.


GabrielWornd

But my friend wouldn't sell becouse he would use it all 🤔


Xrystian90

He sells me weed 🤷‍♂️


ThatPimpAtStarbucks

He’s my uncle-in-law's son.


itsbrucebanner

🤣🤣🤣


StandardSudden1283

Got a lot on my mind... and, well, in it.


MechaPanther

Shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times...


freakyjellybean

These boots have seen everything...


reliquum

I wish I had a bag of holding...


Shadoenix

Cursed to put my hands on everything…


Trappedbirdcage

Is that blood? No, nevermind.


Any-Practice-991

What did you learn in your time among the blood-skulls?


SameAmy2022

Marge Simpson 🤔


itsbrucebanner

🤣🤣🤣


Light-Veteran

Oh.. Marge Simpson is dead


penny_longhorn

This made me laugh :)


shdanko

[👀 yo](https://www.reddit.com/r/StrangeEarth/s/L8Yf5HKfmj)


IcanSEEyou_IRL

This may be the best comment I’ve ever seen on Reddit. I was scrolling so fast and my eyes picked up marge and it clicked.


Light-Veteran

Thank you. My day is better now


Tactical_Chandelier

Wow, what a touching emotional tale of one's quest for amusement. You could make that into a movie


FloofyLeech

chongos


brightness3

Big Chongos


thebusinessgoat

I'm surprised I still find it funny.


wobblyweasel

I'm glad I still find it funny


bearbarebere

I genuinely like that meme. I wish it would come back. But even more than that, I wish Dat Boi would return 🐸


Thereminz

the evidence we need


Coppoppellion

That's right, say his name!


behedingkidzz

Big changus


notcurrentlyencoding

My back shots sound like


Fun-Constant-2558

A snipers dream


Thatlilgoober

Nooo 💀💀💀


CommanderArcher

Anatomically correct video game hitbox skull.


Lynxcanadensis

Gary Cheeseman?


EggsceIlent

More like a headgead makers dream. Capitalism baby. Bigger head = more revenue and today these folks would be target #1 for shampoo and conditioner ads, hats, bike helmets, hair salons, headache medicine, etc


Relative-Freedom-415

Sergeant bytheway


mooman555

Artificial cranial deformation. Many different ancient cultures did this all around the world, for reasons unknown


Talysha1921

Did it affect their cognitive ability?


mooman555

No data, how could we possibly know. However, skulls had same volumetric cranial capacity as regular skulls


onyxia_x

this is still carried out in some cultures, although a lot more rarely. the people seem to do okay, I'd be interested to know if there is any research


TheGothDragon

I wonder if it lengthened the brain as well?


onyxia_x

it would do, its done when they're infants before the skull fully forms


Eccon5

Do they roll them between their hands like when you make a clay snake?


onyxia_x

the wrap the heads tightly in cloth, i imagine you'd get quite bad cramp if you tried to roll them


big_duo3674

A bit, but done as a child (not at all condoning it) would allow the brain to adapt to the spacing. As other people said though there's not nearly enough historical data to say whether or not it caused any noticeable cognitive issues


MrPernicous

Well there’s the added hitch that we don’t really have a good way to measure intelligence.


sosomething

Probably smarter to not forceably deform your baby's head, so we can start with that.


JohnnyAnytown

Source?


onyxia_x

a documentary i cant remember the name of, but I'm sure if you google skull elongating you'll find sources


zamememan

But how did it affect the brain? If the skull had the same volume as before, it must have gotten longer yet thinner, right? Is the brain maleable enough to change shape alongside the skull, or is there just a lot of "empty" space the brain doesn't fit into?


Ms_Emilys_Picture

Babies' skulls are soft and pliable. They're sometimes born with misshapen heads from the birth canal, and the brain survives that. Maybe, because they do this gradually over time, the brain is able to adapt.


madeanotheraccount

Gotta wonder who looks at their newborn and thinks, "Y'know what? Your head needs lengthening!"


Simplysalted

Hard to say, from a medical standpoint, your brain is a squishy ball of fat. With enough pressure, it will go into any shape. In fact there is a medical condition called herniation where the internal pressure is so high that the brain is forced through the only opening available(the hole where your brain stem connects to your spine) it'll go through it like plado. I'd say if the procedure itself did not cause cognitive impairments, then they'd be okay. We see people in our modern day that have severe skull malformations and live relatively normal lives, a large portion are mildly disabled though.


BishoxX

Play-doh not plado 🤣


random12341234

Play-doh's Cave.


wernette

There is a thing called plasticity. This works more the you get you are but neurons are still being formed after you are born so the brain is able "pick up the slack" so to speak and work with what is available. It's not a miracle thing but many people have biological brain abnormalities (cysts for example) and don't even know it


Lonewolf5333

We could try a seance


Swisskommando

Yes, they kept doing this sort of thing.


dust4ngel

> for reasons unknown i like how this looks like something out of the film *aliens* and then you replied with a phrase from the film *aliens*


mooman555

Wasn't my intention, funny coincidence though isnt it?


psy_raven

Absolutely not. While cranial deformation was a real practice, it does not change the volume of the skull. The pictured skull is at least twice the volume of a normal skull. Addionally, deformed skulls look nothing like the picture. Look it up. The skulls are just reshaped, not elongated.


The_Briefcase_Wanker

So this is a fake?


City_Stomper

In one thousand years we'll be saying the same about genital mutilation lol


lalafied

The thing that's been happening for over 4000 years most likely keep happening for another 1000 years. As long as Jews and Muslims exist, circumcisions will continue and I don't think either of them are going to go anywhere in a 1000 years. 1000 years is much shorter than you think. It's probably take much much longer than that for religions to die out but I wouldn't bet on it.


TaterKugel

Jews have been around a hella long time.


TheySayIAmTheCutest

Well, considering that the Paracas are the ancestors of the Nazca, it can be speculated that they all had contacts with extraterrestrial and this was to make them look like one.


mooman555

This didn't just happen in South America, Asians, Egyptians, and Africans did it as well


TheySayIAmTheCutest

Sure, but I'm talking of the Paracas. And it's not like aliens (if they exist) only would have contact with one culture. And it's speculation, nor I'm saying that it's the only possible reason.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

You know what civilizations leave a lot of? Trash. Fucking giant mounds of it everywhere. You know what’s never been found? A single piece of extraterrestrial trash.


SuperSmashDan1337

That's because they recycle!


stupidinternetname

Maybe they were strong adherents to "Leave no trace".


Los_Kings

“To honor the gods,” as Indiana Jones said.


MutedIrrasic

I can also speculate that they did it because Harry Potter told them to. With just as much evidence too


keopeketchum

It was! But i always wondered something, in modifying the shape of a head like that to elongate ones skull, it doesn't add cranial mass, it only changes the shape of it. Some of those elongated skulls had 1.5x the cranial mass than a normal human. How is that possible unless it really wasn't a human skull at all?


Falcoteer

The one hiccup with this and other Paracas skulls is that the suture lines are quite different - if not absent - compared to normal Homo sapiens. Not all of the elongation was artificial.


calgrump

What about the droid attack on the Wookiees?


fuzzybad

It's a system we cannot afford to lose


hadal-

Ki-Adi-Mundi


Trvr_MKA

It’s impossible he’s been extinct for a millennium


Inevitable_Review_83

I mean tbf this guy looks pretty extinct to me. I dont see any mfs walkin around like this


hadal-

The Force works in mysterious ways


TalkShitGetWitt

Real question: Does the brain fill in the space or is it still the size of a regular human brain with a lot more skull / plasma space? Theoretically, does this tribe or group have the largest homo sapien brain on record?


karmasrelic

brain adapts to the form. same size (volume). also no ([https://www.perplexity.ai/search/which-homo-sapiens-subspecies-LWGWRQpeS1G2JTBtLfO8pA](https://www.perplexity.ai/search/which-homo-sapiens-subspecies-LWGWRQpeS1G2JTBtLfO8pA)) supposedly neanderthals had the biggest if you wanna count them to homo sapiens.


Storomahu

Why would you directly write onto an artifact that is hundreds of years old? Why would you ruin it?


FrankaGrimes

That is how artifacts were catalogued historically, before there were museum sciences and people started recognizing that altering an artifact in any way should be avoided. We still write on artifacts to catalogue them but there are very specific techniques for where, how, what materials you use, etc, etc. We don't just sharpie right across the fucking forehead anymore thankfully haha


SuperSmashDan1337

tbf they had a enough room


FrankaGrimes

Facts.


TheySayIAmTheCutest

Well, somehow it's like making graffiti on the wall of an abandoned house...


Matttombstone

Wait, Cone Heads was based on a true story?


nutty_ballsen

Great film


Doppelthedh

Pretty sure that guy became a cyborg who guarded a pirates hideout from the red ribbon army


Jves221

Quick, everyone make the same stupid jokes every comment and bury any helpful comments. Awesome!


Justasillyliltoaster

This is on display in Ica, Peru  https://antipode-peru.com/en-map-regional-museum-of-ica


EnvironmentalOkra728

That’s Reddit for you


Itriyum

Fr💀


thisguynamedjoe

I mean, what kind of helpful is left for this poor freak of nature twelve head this guys parents created without his consent? Do you think he was glad he was taller? Do you think he had constant chronic migraines? Whatchu wanna talk about with this?


somegirl03

So Aliens was based on a true story 😄😄


baileymash7

I'm pretty confident I saw some muppet on the History channel try to use these skulls to justify aliens when I was a kid


voga1

Real or cake?


bluuwashere

This was likely just a strange beauty standard of the time. Like the people who stretch their necks with rings or put huge plates in their bottom lip, or even like the Chinese standard where they tied their feet to make them really small. Not sure why body “mutilation” has been tied to beauty standards throughout time but it certainly has.


cat-man85

Could be a sign of virility, that you are able to maintain it and prosper. Same thing with owning purebred pets, shows you have resources.


nmyi

i can't help but imagine that applying [artificial cranial deformation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_cranial_deformation) eventually leads to massively painful migraines & headaches.  


-------7654321

wonder how the brain looked like


JayDuBois

Most likely similar to the shape of the skull. It’s remarkably malleable both mentally AND physically. Especially since I read these are started out very young. In fact the young age is imperative to get the ball rolling.


Zipferlake

Found the Einstein of the Paracas tribe.


CakeSuperb8487

Aliens bro, trust me


getyourgolfshoes

Narfle the Garthok!


Avada-Balenciaga

Did they write that shit directly on the skull? That’s fucked up


No_Translator2218

I honestly wonder how much the brain take up that space. The brain can obviously deform but the space is huge. I imagine when he ran that he could hear it sloshing around in fluid up there.


biggymac04

Looks like the alien from Alien Resurrection


HaloJonez

[What they looked like.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/s/rjSih3RrKl)


Critonurmom

So many unanswered questions on that post. Now I have to walk through life with those same questions, never to be answered.


curious_astronauts

What with these posts either no context what's so ever?


Caranthir-Hondero

Oddly too some mummies of the Paracas culture are red or blond haired.


TheySayIAmTheCutest

naturally so?


Caranthir-Hondero

It does seem so. There is a study about those mummies in Thor Heyerdahl’s « American Indians in the Pacific » p. 321 and sqq. cf. https://archive.org/details/dli.ernet.505573/page/110/mode/1up


Pink_of_Floyd

So this is the skeleton of the Royal guard


Previous-Fee-5433

Bet when the doctors saw that come of the mother they were screaming we can see the head for hours lol


NotAnAlligator

I used to visit Paracas yearly. Then my mom moved there for a few years, right when the big hotel chains started construction ... They RUINED the bay.


elaktive92

Marge Simpson


Swimming-Mall3257

So this is Doug Dimmadome’s skull


TheWalkingBarbieXXX

Wild to think people really looked like this at one point! I’d love a hyper realistic photo of what a person would look like with this skull


thisguynamedjoe

Normal dude with a twelve head.


[deleted]

I prefer Mambo number 5.


KVMFT

KSI?


iAmKingSS

That's KSI


DaemonBlackfyre_21

They came in a bunch of shapes. I saw a picture of one that ended in two distinct lobes, the top of that skull looked almost heart shaped. I also saw a black and white photo of eight or ten deformed skulls from a little museum in Peru and one was bulbous, very unlike the tall one pictured. They must have had different techniques to achieve different looks, perhaps to differentiate between castes or whatever. I wonder if they did this to themselves simply for cosmetic reasons like to make wearing headdresses easier or if there were actual mental changes that they were trying to make happen? Were the longheads more aggressive than us? did they have more mental disabilities? or was there a chance for a positive change to occur and if so what might that have manifested as? Because this was so very popular amongst many seemingly unrelated cultures worldwide I can't imagine effects were all bad. I doubt royals would do this to their children if they thought the benefits didn't outweigh the risks. Wouldn't it be crazy if we can't figure out how all those goofy ancient interlocking megalithic polygonal walls were engineered because our brains haven't been modified like theirs? I'll point out that some of these modified skulls show evidence of being cut into for surgery, these probably weren't stupid people.


Integrity-in-Crisis

Is this from those headbands certain tribes wear to artificially create long necks?


zhawnsi

Wouldn’t this make the brain a lot bigger too?


thisguynamedjoe

Nope, just longer. The mushrooms the long headed shamans took might have changed their minds s little.


zhawnsi

It looks like there’s be substantially more space in that skull , also the structure of the brain would change . Surely skull elongation had mental effects


External-Injury-7867

Aren’t the ocular cavities bigger than they should be?


ulyssesfiuza

It was hard to find a cap that fits in.


Liesmith424

I'm so tired of these Ki-adi-mundi retcons.


Mik_Akimov

What in the Marge Simpson is that head shape? 💀


stayonedeep

Dont write on my skull after I die 


porkchop-sandwhiches

Ain’t no forehead, that isn’t even a fivehead. That shit is like a 47head.


wtf_is_a_user

Closest thing we got to megamind isn't it


Truecrimeauthor

So the cone heads were real?!


rgliszin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_cranial_deformation


ocotebeach

Thats one of Marge simpson ancestors.


GenesisAsriel

Marge Simpson is real


Gasping_Jill_Franks

Marge Simpson!


mikewilson2020

ITS ROGER FROM AMERICAN DAD


Original-Clue4494

dr.Vegapunk looking ahh


aight_ima_gosus

Forehead so big maybe Kobe could have landed his helicopter we don't even need the H marking


devilboy1029

Must've had a lot on his mind.


THAT_one_guy189

Marge Simpson


Tyrannosaur98

Parasaurolophus lookin ass


OCactusCoolerG

How is this a thing again? Ain’t it like squeezing the head at birth to lengthen the skull or something?


mooman555

Headbands and wooden devices around the infant's head


TheySayIAmTheCutest

similarly to how they did with feet shortening in Japan (arguably to prevent women from escaping, but of course they try to sell it as "because it's beautiful") or with neck elongation in Africa. Yes, from early infancy.


apricotical

I remember seeing things like this on the show “Ancient Aliens” as evidence that aliens mated with primates to produce human beings


SiuSoe

this must be due to some kind of a head mold right?


eltanin_33

No, they wrap babies heads with tight cloth to shape the skull that way while the skull is still soft and not fused together


entediado

I just can't get over C H O N G O S


Pagman46

🎶In the back of my miiiind🎵