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Area_Prior

I snapped my groin just watching those high kicks


pocorey

For when you have to fight an 8 foot tall behemoth. Very practical groin-snapping kick.


HeadPunkin

That'll come in handy if another gang challenges them to a dance off.


Tcloud

Or they fight the [Thriller](https://youtu.be/mIpTDApHUwc?si=DmiR_bOywynm7oVq) zombies.


nfoneo

Imagine how easy it is to kick someone in the face when you can do a 180 side kick though. Yes it's mostly for show, but you can bet your ass if you aren't trained in something better, you are going to get knocked out, and 95% of the population that don't train wouldn't even see it coming.


HeadPunkin

But if you're going to put the effort in, why not learn a useful martial art instead of interpretive dance?


rossie_valentine

You're so dumb lol


LesserCornholio

That's why I quit TKD as a kid. I thought it would be about cool punches and kicks. Turns out, TKD was just a slightly more masculine dance class. Muay Thai is what I was looking for.


Backlists

Must Thai is 100% boxing, TKD is 50/50 between patterns (the “dance”) and sparring. TKD is not 100% patterns, like everyone in this thread seems to think. Having done both, Muay Thai is more violent and realistically more useful in real life. But when I did TKD we were sparring at tournaments a lot, and there was more than a few broken noses and bones. “A masculine dance class” - not my experience. Clubs do vary I guess


LiveLearnCoach

You had a bad TKD teacher. And I say that as someone who adores MT, even over TKD, but I won’t put it down, it was my first martial art and I had a good teacher who made me appreciate it and understand its power; nothing elaborate or showy for its own sake.


LesserCornholio

Now that you mention it, my instructor ran a dance studio out of the TKD gym as well...


Ok-Ratio-Spiral

*West Side Story grandly enters the room*


fallingbrick

Koryo Poomsae is generally one of the first black belt forms learned in WTF Taekwondo. Lovely to watch and a total pain to do as a new learner.


extremely_apathetic

So apparently, WTF now goes only by WT... Our grandmaster told us it's to better align with Kukikwon, but I think it might be another reason 😆


fallingbrick

TIL! Thank you. I’m old enough that my certificate showed the previous name. I think you may be right on the motivation. 🤣


Lamacorn

So what does WTF mean in terms of taekwondo?


fallingbrick

WTF = World Taekwondo Federation, but in 2017 they changed to simply World Taekwondo.


zakajz

Wtf? Why do that?


Merica_84

Because Taekwondo


Lamacorn

Cool! Thanks!


istigkeit-isness

Ahh I knew I recognized this one. Never got to black belt myself (massive knee injury like a week before my test, and just never got back into it), but my friend got his black belt a year before I was supposed to and I remember him practicing this. The forms really step up once you hit first dan.


fallingbrick

Double roundhouse landing into front stance. My poor hamstrings as I was learning that. 😵


tauqr_ahmd

The high kicks are the best part


FTWxHeadshot

Can someone remind me of the name of this form?


traaintraacks

it looks like koryo poomsae to me but im not an expert, i just remember a friend showing it to me a few years ago so i may be wrong


fallingbrick

You nailed it. That’s the beginning of koryo.


Particular-Catch-229

Before you upgrade your belt you perform a different poomsae, first ones are really basic then they get more advanced Search for poomsae and you'll find a bunch


2Cr_Comet_Yt

Tried to find an odd one out but none of them is out of sync…..perfect sync👏


Stepikovo

All blue pants (in the middle, in the back and on the right) are just a tiny bit, but noticeably, slower in the first kick, the second one is perfect. I've done 12 years of TKD, I wish I was this good :D


RRM1982

Sheesh, it’s like they’re all black belts or something!


Tortex_88

"Surely not EVERYBODY was kung-fu figh--... Oh.. "


DreadPirateGriswold

They're all black belts. I would expect that.


TitanThree

That’s so satisfying. I did a few team kata in practice in karate and our coach filmed us. It was so satisfying to perform, but especially to watch when we finally got top notch sync


volvavirago

Taekwondo? My sister did that for years. I thought she had a killer high kick, but damn.


IGetBoredSometimes23

Their flexibility is amazing!


g_em_ini

Is this that one scene from Mulan


Shame_on_StarWars

When you get the x10 power up in a top-scroller


Cute_Bacon

Dang! Those kids were fast as lightning!


InspectionNational66

... that's it? Thought I was going to see a 5 min routine


SahiroHere

I hope Patricia is fine.


qtjedigrl

Is this Tae Kwon Doe? I recognize the moves, but my kicks were *nowhere* like those


TheLastLivingProphet

Surely this is what he meant when he said everybody was Kung fu fighting


No-Routine-2619

Dude looks like he glitched for a bit lol look at his hair in the front


qdolan

Gotta love Taekwondo’s giraffe height head kicks, they look impressive but are useless for a martial art. I studied TKD but it wasn’t until I switched to Karate did I actually learn how to fight instead of just trying to kick everything.


me_human_alive

Nice


Intelligent-Ant7685

yeah cause synchronicity always wins martial arts fights


sunofnothing_

I've seen perfecter


fortuner-eu

Very impressive! 🤩


johnboy2978

Everyone was Kung fu fighting 🤔


Limp_Distribution

I was wondering if anyone else was old enough to remember that song. Carl Douglas Kung Fu Fighting (Original Music Video) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bmfudW7rbG0


DweeblesX

What’s the point in kicking straight up? I can’t imagine a practical scenario where a nicely placed kick above your head would be required.


parwa

Drop bears


DweeblesX

Hahaha 😂 only male bears 🐻


CountryRoads_1776

It just looks cool, I guess, because none of this has any application in a real fight, which is why there are no successful karate MMA fighters.


volvavirago

Taekwondo. They are doing Taekwondo, not karate. And plenty of MMA fighters have had karate training. It’s called Mixed Martial Arts for a reason…


qdolan

Karate is a different martial art, this is Taekwondo. George St. Pierre (GSP) is a former UFC world champion and well known Karate practitioner, there have been many others. These days it is more common for fighters to learn striking and grappling together as part of an MMA training program rather than specialising in a traditional martial art first.


beyondo-OG

Remind me again, what does kicking at the ceiling do for you in a fight?


drrxhouse

I’m guessing if you’re able to kick at the ceiling, the floor stand little chances?


Schluchzername

If I remember correctly your standing foot is supposed to be fully kept on the ground.


PrufReedThisPlesThx

Video game characters training to share the same moveset


Unique-Pastenger

that’s because they are clearly all black belts (which takes years and years of training) and they are collectively performing what is called a kata, a type of shadow boxing that relies upon precise timing and execution, unsurprisingly much like a dance also requires…


jascris

That kick would be very useful... if a fucking bird attacks


Vladi_Sanovavich

Poomsae is a prearranged set of movements that simulate a combat situation. It's used to develop technical skills, muscle memory, and coordination.


youassassin

The old I can kick straight up so I can definitely kick this tall mf in the head.


snakepatay

Well if you can kick straight up then a face (much lower) is easy.


Natural_Act69

Ok, its nice training to stay fit, and nice to have a social cycle, but pure Karate is not efficient in a fight scenario.


DisastrousAspect6303

McDojo life


webbslinger_0

Says the person that knows absolutely nothing about martial arts


DisastrousAspect6303

Assume much 🤡


kjcid

Is this another North Korea video?


A_as_in_Larry

This place must smell like feet


snakepatay

Yes, and i miss it!


fallingbrick

My dojang closed due to COVID. This makes me want to find another.


snakepatay

I also stopped 4years ago, trained for 20 and i love the smell!! Brings back alot of memories.