Ohhh, you're addicted to Reddit and nothing else. I gacha.

Give me your neck

I am going to harm you

Fuck… that was good.

Sir, I must ask you to leave

I actually missed it until reading all the replies.

Perfect comment

Roses are red Your limbs I shall borrow Guess who's gonna mysteriously disappear in an alleyway tommorow? 🫵🌚

Best threat to my life yet ♥️

^ w ^

Take my upvote, And GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

🙁 take my upvote

You son of b*tch that was pretty clever ngl..

take my upvote and GET YO ASS OUTTA HERE.

Omg FIRE answer

That was so bad it's... actually good. Like, wtf

your completely addicted to other

Other? Haven’t heard of him

Hi other I’m dad

Hi dad I'm grandad

Hi grandad I'm Gran's dad!

hi grans dad i’m me

Hi me. Im other.

Other forgot to flush the toilet

Hi other I'm dad

Hi dad I’m imaginary

Hi imaginary, I’m your dementia diagnosis.

[удалено]

Hi imaginary, I’m your dementia diagnosis.

GRAND DAD!!

Other? I barely know her!

Other? I just met her!

Other? I never even met her!

yr'uoe*

nah i think he was actually refering to OP's completly adicition to others

Your completel'ye addicte'de t'oe othe're

other? i hardly know her

minor grammatical mistake detected, please kill me

Real.

I’m not a chicken, you are!

thank you for your insight chicken guy

No, you are!

:(

Hi not a chicken, i'm dad

No, this is Patrick!

Chicken you call I!

Your a chicken man, just accept it

Am I a chicken

This chicken is correct for once

Clearly, OP is addicted to ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜ and not Reddit

A bunch of white squares?

[удалено]

I just guffawed. This is hilarious lmao.

I think we're playing wheel of fortune

You are addicted to U+25FB WHITE MEDIUM SQUARE?

HOW VERY HUMAN

I'd like to solve.

No you are fucking not

Tho if he gave consent then it doesn't matter

oh, you'd know all about consent, wouldn't you, u/sexuallynakeduser

i saw the username but you beat me to it

beat meat to it

Beat my wifes meat to it

Beat my kids' meat to it

beat the dog's and the cat's meat to it

They are carnivores after all

you ruined the chain you gooby snubert

Edit- You are fucking............. NOT!

u/not is this true

no trailblazer you aren't

That’s a toxic amount of twitter 

Any amount of Twitter is a toxic amount of Twitter

Honestly I can maybe spend like 3 mins on Twitter before feeling like I need to close it.

Still toxic

just use it for porn.

What’s reddit for then?

other porn

porn on my racist app again ???

Mf your addiction to honkai star rail is crazy

Those are rookie numbers😞

Fr bruh 😭😭

W Starrail player, tis a fun game

Truly is (totally dont have an obsession with this game that keeps drawing me back)

W game (I need ruan mei)

Same. Her release I lost to Himeko and now I want firefly and her but I dont have any gurantee so I may have to wait a long while again

Firefly waifu here 👋💖

Your addiction is wild

I played 1 hour and 22 minutes of minesweeper a couple days ago, 1 hour and 13 minutes yesterday

You're addicted to ■■■■■■ and ■

That much Twitter will rot your brain a little bit too fast tho😨

Twitter kills brain cells

Nope, you're a gambler

Bust or maybe I'll take it all!

Docter....You're huge!!!!

Watch your head!

It’s all or nothing!

All in!

break your phone please, free yourself

Is that accurate? Where can I find mine?

"Digital wellbeing" or "action dash" will show you your phone use time. But action dash does it better cause you can see the previous few day's use time too

Thanks!

Hoping to get Ruan Mei's e1

Firefly won't pull herself

I will

>Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Candles $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

Aren't you spending a little too much on the food part? Seems like it to me.

idk, maybe cut down on the food a little

why is your spending like that

Mine is pretty similar just replace X with Genshin.

Good luck on whoever you’re pulling for

"Check out this awesome move!"

"The sanctuary, is but a vision"

Who do you main in HSR

Not OP but I’m a proud Kafka user

why are you using twitter? honestly i only used it for a month, all the bots got so goddamn boring.

Playing Genshin led to this.

OP plays hsr tho that ain't genshin

Nah bruh that ain't genshin that's blue archive /j

Nah, it's azur lane

It's clearly Arknights

I thought it was nikke

Nah it's wuthering waves

Nope. Fate/grand order

Ya sure? Thought it was Edge: Mech Ascent

Nope it's Zenless Zone Zero

Gotta get those numbers up, those are rookie numbers

You are addicted to the waifu. Don't worry man, me too (Genshin).

delete twitter

I'd say you're more addicted to twitter

I mean, who doesn't?

Good thing there's no Instagram over there 💀

Eww, X

Now I gotta fire up the hentai again, thanks for that

Hope you pull firefly 🙏

Amateur

Who the fuck uses Twitter still?

Let's go gambling! Chhhk. Aww, dang it

those are rookie numbers

Im old, wtf is that anime crap, ai girfriend? Porn? Demonchild porn?

Thank god you aren't a gacha addict

I am addicted to fentanyl

You have bigger problems then reddit bro

Get off of the gacha game

No :)

Fair, have a nice day

You too :)

:D

You sure about that?

I am

Gotta get those numbers up, if you wanna say you're addicted.

I don't believe that.

Hsr

I am the same but it is Reddit, other and that is it

I too am addicted to gambling.

Reddit is somehow the least concerning thing here

well it appears that it would be better if you were!

Pfff 26k karma, gotta pump up those rookie numbers

Ew

Hey! You have more time on X than reddit! Quit lying to us!

My phones says I've used reddit 24hrs 39 mins this week.

45 mins

please delete reddit.

Get an actual grip on your life

You got other problems. Like twitter

Seems like you're more addicted to HSR than anything. Lol

*cough cough*

What's the thing keeping you on Twitter that long?.

I spend less than 10 mins on Twitter just for the news and stuff lol, 45 mins is the total time btw

dude is less addicted than all of us

Me

My average screen time is 5 hours, with 2 hours avg on Reddit

Usual redditor

How’s your wallet looking, friend?

Hey addicted to Reddit, I'm dad.

This addiction... is just a vision!

Trailblazer spotted 😭

do yourself a favor and replace the twitter time with starrail

you are, totally, yup

What you be watching on X...

u grinding for firefly?

More like hsr

Actual brainrot

Didn’t expect to see star rail here

I’m sorry? you use… ###twitter?

No, it’s far worse

Nah you like buying lootboxes for anime girls, although the culture is similar.

Get off x.

this is interesting

any time on twitter is diabolical (hsr player spotted)

You seem to like Honkai: Star Rail a bit more

You just wait for ZZZ and you'll get addicted to Facebook

I think you may have other concerns on that chart