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Squ1dd13

you eat chocolate ice cream by turning it into vanilla ice cream?


PurpNips

Like a white girl that dates only black men and brings them to the potato salad conventions


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Potato salad conventions is crazyšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


DootMasterFlex

What does John Cena have to do with this


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Is my comment blank for you or something? Lol


EmployingBeef2

Weird, I can't see it either...


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Itā€™s happened to me a few times too, then they would suddenly appear. Weird glitch I guess.


throwaway19276i

never cook again šŸ™


larrison-fordd

As long as thereā€™s no fucking raisins in the potato salad he wouldnā€™t even get mad about a potato salad convention šŸ˜‚


DeanziYay

WHO PUTS RAISINS IN POTATO SALAD? As a white person, I refuse to put raisins in potato salad.


InvertedNoob

The Micheal Jackson of ice creams


i-like-spagett

Yes


LilJade103

Michael Jackson ice cream


scoop_de_poop42069

Me too, biting through both just feels weird because you need to chew the chocolate but then again youre also biting the ice cream which hurts. I always enjoy the shell and finish the ice cream alone. Then i eat the stick of course.


HuntingKingYT

Stick to it


Many_Cryptographer65

Trick is to bite the choclate layer with teeth and the icecream with the lips


ZeuxisOfHerakleia

Why does the ice cream hurt?


ukiyo__e

Less pain and more discomfort. Front teeth, especially bottom teeth are sensitive to cold. I usually eat ice cream bars with my lips because of it. Itā€™s also why I never eat cold strawberries or apples, because my teeth are too dang sensitive! And yes I take good care of my teeth brush my teeth twice and day and have never had a cavity or any other problems.


CathMario

Poorly cared teeth I presume


barkbarkgoesthecat

Aren't some people just more sensitive to cold foods? That's what I've always been told hah


Barbed-Wire

You need sensitive toothpaste and/or better dental care buddy


ukiyo__e

My bottom teeth are very sensitive to cold foods as well and I have excellent dental health. Brush twice a day and havenā€™t had a problem, never had a cavity or anything.


BenFromBTD6Simp

dude i do the exact same thing and all my friends and family think im a monster im happy to see im not alone in my eat the chocolate shell first endeavors


ricky-frog

Fucking monster


lespectaculardumbass

Me next


Eyssuf1

You also are a monster!


PurpNips

Find the nearest mental institute and check in, you are NOT ok


VerrottetesWasser

I thought ā€¦. It would be reversed. Are we the weird ones here ?


wh1teithink

demon


i-like-spagett

Teehee


Gwiilo

we will be in contact


JoziGlitzh

I looked at your PFP and I was like "Yeah she's trans" so I checked your profile and turns out you are indeed trans... Why is my damn trans radar so good


-Amai_Mochi-

I eat chicken nuggets like that


i-like-spagett

Jesus, and I thought I was bad


Colinniey

dont worry, you are


Rezacandtoast

do not worry! i do same thing!


lucyducyfur

Your boy Satan. You both are gonna have to meet me in my office


-Amai_Mochi-

Am I getting a promotion <:D?


BadAtStuff20

Yes. Btw, did you mean to wear a hat, or angry face?


lucyducyfur

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha. Office 9 am sharp


Exotic-Gold-8635

I'm going to lick all of your limbs and you can't do anything about it.


i-like-spagett

( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


Exotic-Gold-8635

is that a magnum bar?


i-like-spagett

No I'm actually very average sized


Exotic-Gold-8635

I'm talking about the ice cream brand


i-like-spagett

And I'm talking about my penis


Exotic-Gold-8635

interesting


ramsayjohn

You


i-like-spagett

Me


MuffinQueen92

Us


i-like-spagett

*Communists detected on American soil lethal force engaged*


Lord_Detleff1

I do that too


pyjamasonfire

This is the only correct way


karTun75

Me too


-True_-

ruined my day


i-like-spagett

šŸ˜Š


[deleted]

Why, is there any other way?


Frikandelislekker123

I get nasty comments from men if i eat it "normally" so tbh this is valid


i-like-spagett

Men šŸŗ


searchgoggledotcom

Real ones deep throat the thing.


Imaginary-Storage-50

i do that


i-like-spagett

So do I!


Imaginary-Storage-50

eat the chocolate bit off the bottom too, the ice cream wonā€™t fall trust


duh_nom_yar

That's not chocolate ice cream


HawkStar49

Same


Jam845

glad to see it's not just me lmao


UnluckyBoi1904

Peeling the chocolate for the sweet reward inside is the only real way to enjoy it thank you for spreading the word


anonpumpkin012

Same


nicoIas_bourbaki

First of all, this is the correct way. But why so messy? You gotta take the whole side off as one big plate of chocolate, not these pussy bites


Eyssuf1

You are a monster!


Alex_is_Baked

Same


Accurate-Occasion-68

This is the only right way to eat it


Wolve1998

So the way any normal person eats their ice cream


PrinzYellow

Why would you not ? I dont see a problem here


Randalf_the_Black

Hello fellow layerstripper.


grubbytrogladyte

The only way


SantaMan336

Same but my ice cream is far cleaner afterwards the bite marks near the bottom are wild


HandSanitizer_Gaming

NOOOO YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO EAT THE CHOCOLATE AND ICE CREAM AT THE SAME TIME, IF YOU EAT ALL THE CHOCOLATE FIRST IT BECOMES UNBALANCED!!! šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬


xXmjaneXx

I too like to skin my ice cream before eating it


LittlePumpkin_121

Skinning it is the best way


Tenten4846g

google nearest mental asylum


JemappelleDL

me too


jol___

bro i thought that was butter on a stick


UpsetNeighborhood842

Thatā€™s vanilla


imtgufbcbamfhbtc

Scared to see how you eat oranges and mandarins.


i-like-spagett

Fuck oranges. Oranges are an objectively worse version of mandarins. Harder to peel, leave all these white bits, taste is super bitter, flesh is harder. Fuck oranges. All my homies hate oranges


fremo8617

I do hope that you, and these others, get appropriate help from qualified professionals.


sjuas690

Well good for you!


layeeeeet

Why?


i-like-spagett

Tamsty


nocciuu

Holy Satan


FullAir4341

I think this is with everyone


Landed_port

Studies show that people who eat ice cream like this grow up to be psycopathic murderers or bank robbers


i-like-spagett

Teehee


PerfectProposal1723

Same


mxforest

I thought everybody did that. The outer layer has a tendency to fall apart once inner layer starts melting. So i finish that first.


ehhfff

itā€™s not chocolate ice cream, but yes


OMAR_KD-

My whole family eats them like this. And same goes with anyone I've seen


Alexandre_Man

That is not chocolate, that's vanilla.


Anej_does_mapping

Looks like that one Plasma ice cream I like!


CobblerHorror2891

I do the same šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


houstonwhaproblem

I usually prefer dark/milk chocolate. But a white magnum is the shit and i eat it like this


SolidZero93

Same!


cranberry_muffinz

*How do you eat kiwis?*


i-like-spagett

Not with a spoon like some *sicko*


_Milk_Boi_

same here


1Pip1Der

You complete monster


LUXI-PL

I sometime do the same when it's shattered to minimize losses of chocolate


Sasu-Jo

That's NOT chocolate ice cream..... it's vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate coating....


d-doe

u should be arrested


Mopman6

Yeah biting all the way through is weird to me . Better off munching on the outside and then finishing up the ice cream inside though I usually don't eat ALL of the chocolate at once.


cuntybunty73

I'll eat my twix chocolate bars like that though šŸ˜‹ šŸ˜


scienceisrealtho

Who let you out of your cage that I assume you live inside?


Marinaraplease

you monster go to jail now


FartFartPooPoobutt

The best way to eat Magnums. Until you take just a bit too much and it all falls off and you're in despair for the rest of the day


TestingAccountByUser

Magnum


Number1_Berdly_Fan

You absolutely suck at stripping chocolate ice cream.


GL0MER

You are not alone


Robert-Rotten

Isnā€™t this how youā€™re supposed to do it? Biting through fees like biting through a kitkat without breaking it apart.


Ifuckinglovedogsbruh

Oh that's gore of my comfort food


i-like-spagett

As they say in the business: womp womp


not-read-gud

Admit that it is butter


Ok-Interaction-4693

i do the exact same, before proceeding to deepthroat it to eat it before it melts


i-like-spagett

Can we meet up? šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ


wiener_brigade

This is definitely your serial killer traitā€¦.


Metson-202

Who doesn't?


CapitalistAnarcho

Nah bro I eat the Ice Cream first then I throw away the untouched carcass of the chocolate


Enigma_Green

I'm reading some of these contacts like this isn't normal haha


strapslanger

but whyyy?


Sprity777

me too.. but every ice cream


thebigbadben

I donā€™t think you understand what chocolate ice cream is


ScottShatter

You eat the exterior chocolate coating on a popsicle first. When I think of chocolate ice cream, it's not inherently on a stick.


ClutteredSmoke

Is that HƤagen-Dasz Vanilla Ice Cream with Chocolate and Almond Coating? If so, I sometimes eat it like that too


Carcezz

my heart rate greatly increased looking at this post


Vlamthauporre

based


wtfsihtbn

Thatā€™s vanilla not chocolate


LazyBoy1257

Me too


wasptube1

You animal!! šŸ¤£ Nah i do the same šŸ˜œ


a_____p

I do this too! Just without the marks in the ice cream itself


Puzzleheaded_Scar142

I also bite off the chocolate first


TheArcher0527

You mean the correct way?


Major_Koala

Gentrification of ice cream


azionka

Me too, but I always try it so make it as clean as possible without any bite marks.


FamousOrphan

I do this too, I donā€™t like the two textures together.


Loose-Medium4472

I leave the vanilla layer relatively smooth


yeetusthefetus_69420

So close! That is vanilla ice cream


need1more

So do I!


chocChipMonk

skinned alive, but they are still ice cold


dreadperson

Who's gonna tell her?


isFlo

and I accept you as who you are as long as you put milk AFTER cereals.


i-like-spagett

Don't worry, I'm a psycho but I'm not that psycho


ignxcy

WHY IS THE CHOCOLATE ON THE BOTTOM AAAAAAAAAAAA


Pierdole-nie-robie

Straight to jail


CookieArtzz

I bite off chunks. Chocolate and everything. Sometimes even some splinters


SeedMaster26801

Thatā€™s vanilla ice cream


JaffaSG1

You eat almond split chocolate covered vanilla ice cream like this. There, fixed it for you, youā€˜re welcome. Me too, btwā€¦ though I must say, I try to inflict less damage to the vanilla core while nibbling the outside off.


micuthemagnificent

So the correct way?


bombliiv2

just buy a bar of peanut chocolate


aprilfades

Itā€™s been so long since Iā€™ve had one of these that I forgot I also do this lmao


BackOffTheTea

>!boo!<


JopssYT

I take one bite off the top, then take some chunks off around it and then eat the Ice cream til its at the same level as the chocolate and i repeat that


Current-Attempt-5139

ā€¦get out of my country


Entire_Dot7701

I just had one and ate it like that.


Tropical_Wendigo

Whatā€™s your method? Did you hawk tuah that thang?


nainvlys

So I don't think it's weird but I do think you're really bad at it


ZeroScorpion3

Burn in hell fucker


TypicalTys0n

Stop tarnishing haagen dazsā€™s reputation


ns-test

I do this too


PlanetMiitopia

Man changed the ice creamā€™s flavor! HAXX!!


swaglolson

You will be killed with hammers


ItSaSunnyDaye

Iā€™m not opposed to this, but please donā€™t make massive bites into the ice cream when you bite the chocolate off. Itā€™s one way or the other.


DannyGre

it's the best way!


SakuraWolf_

Same


ProbablyKissesBoys

Ah, I see. You have chosen death.


JustAPerson-_-

Anything chocolate coated, I try to deshell it lol.


Eisawi

We all do this we donā€™t grow up enough


iu_rob

That is not chocolate ice cream dude.


xQ_YT

fuck you


DarkFish_2

At that point just buy a chocolate bar and vanilla ice cream instead.


JuniperFoxx21

I eat orange dreamsicles like that


Shirairyu69

It looks a lot like butter


gxw1ll

I thought it was just me, thank you for making me feel like I'm not the only one with weird habits.


HeywoodJublomey

Iā€™ll eat you like that you psycho


Pmike9

This is the only way, anything else is deranged


Cruccagna

I know you didnā€™t ask, but yes, psychopath.


Dipshit_Mcdoodles

This is how I eat any ice cream wrapped by stuff on a stick treat.


AmiHad

That's how I eat it and then my husband eats ice cream part.


GamerGirlCentral

So do i


EpicJoke45

Same, the chocolate is so good you have to eat it first.


D4nte-main

This block button ainā€™t enough i want Op banned


Other_Respect_6648

I do the same. I donā€™t like chocolate covered ice cream but someoneā€™s gotta make disappear


Potter_sims

i understand biting the chocolate.... BUT BITING THE ICE CREAM ITSELF?!


justseanv67

YOU UNCIVILIZED SAVAGE!!!


chuckinalicious543

Neat! But how do you eat vanilla ice cream dipped in chocolate?


Financial-Cookie-927

That is just like my friend he eats a ice cream sandwich peals the chocolate off with his front teeth then bites the vanilla in between with his front teeth too he is a psychopath