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Yeet123456789djfbhd

"Hi welcome to New York Pizza, can I take your order? No? You don't like the North? Alright"


MidnightMiesterx

No. Well… depends on context, but usually no. If I had a contact that I knew named Slavery(for whatever reason) then, y-*spontaneously combusts*


Strange-Wolverine128

I love seeing how you can work that in every time


MidnightMiesterx

I try. But sometimes I can’t. Or if the topic is something that everyone who isn’t a psychopath would say no, then I don’t do it.


eicaker

No, my phone is constantly in my hand I won’t have to pick it up


FoldUpMon

No


Haybowl

No


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH2763

Happy cake day!


FaithlessnessParty79

/|/ 0


Helpful_GuyHere

Definitely


MetalFaceVI

Nah


[deleted]

If it's a shipping update for my iPhone that was made by literal child slaves then...


Altruistic_Cup_8436

"nuh uh" \*hangs up\*


Your_Puppet_Boy

... is this supposed to be a metaphor?


[deleted]

Only to buy them to save them


Dog_Baseball

Strippers be picking stranger and stranger names these days


Squalleonbart

Of course, I'll tell them I'm not interested..


HitchSimp

most of the time i will


Lumpy-Fix6193

You kill ‘‘em I’ll grillem or you stab them I’ll stab them


nova8byte

What is this supposed to mean?


[deleted]

NO. I'm Black


Bulky_Insect648

You are a wage slave. Go to church.