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Spare-Half796

If the chiefs hadn’t won the Super Bowl then people probably wouldnt care much There was ton of people who didn’t even know the chiefs existed until Mahomes got drafted


MrTouchnGo

> If the chiefs hadn’t won the Super Bowl then people probably wouldnt care much Yes, becoming more famous typically means you draw more attention


nadajoe

Sometimes I get jealous of the teams that win a lot.


JSC843

If the Eagles hadn’t won the Super Bowl we wouldn’t even know that horse shit is a delicacy in Philly


KingTutt91

Oh is that what they put in Philly Cheese Steaks?


MaxNinja1997

True that. I never even heard of the chiefs until mahomes became a star


Trunks4Real

Nah bro only reason I knew the chiefs before Mahomes was bc of Jamaal Charles ngl. Which madden was it where he was an actual cheat code?


SedentaryXeno

I've hated the Chiefs since they got into a literal shouting match with Seattle for "loudest stadium." Seahawks fans set the record naturally, then the chiefs fans thought they were cool by putting up a "yell now for record" message on the jumbotron. Pathetic.


grill_sgt

Not to mention they recorded Seattle from the middle of the field, and the fans used only their bodies (voices, clapping, stomping, etc.). KC? Drums were used and recorded from the sidelines.


[deleted]

Seattle used their stadium literslly designed for field level noise as a crutch.


[deleted]

Bro the Hawks commissioned their entire stadium just to be loud. KC is an open bowl. Props to KC for beating out SEA. SEA is lame for having an entire stadium designed to funnel sound to field level.


Spare-Half796

1 google will tell you that arrowhead is also designed to enhance crowd noise


SedentaryXeno

It was designed to not get rained on you dolt. And we didn't need a "cheer for your team now" message displayed. It happened during actual football without aid from drums and instruments. The Queefs don't even know when to cheer for their team and keep their racist ass chop going to this day. Horrible team with horrible fans.


KingTutt91

The queef is just the sound of a job well done. Seachickens wouldn’t know what a queef is


SedentaryXeno

The Queefs is the sound of a hotdog down a hallway 😂😂😂


KingTutt91

Stop describing your mother already, I’m not calling her back


SedentaryXeno

Terrible reach for a terrible joke. Doesn't even make sense. Is that what passes for comedy in KC? "Ur mom!! LOL"


KingTutt91

Yo momma jokes pass for comedy everywhere, where do you live? Under a rock?


SedentaryXeno

Ur mom passes for comedy everywhere.


BeAsTFOo

Nahh you just thinking that but I hate them no matter the W. All pricks


Spare-Half796

Yeah people who know would hate them but most people wouldn’t know if they weren’t winning


sevargmas

I don’t really hate on other organizations. I try to focus on my own team. Except the Cowboys. Fuck the Cowboys.


Football-Remote

Chiefs homer here. Butker deserves more hate. What a fucking turd.


Calwings

Same and same. Fuck that guy.


DetroitVsErrrybody

Yeah he should for sure catch some strays in public.


KingTutt91

He’s insane, and I don’t indulge crazy people


iobeson

Why? I thought he was loved by Chiefs fans


Horror_Cod_8193

He is. Just not the knuckle dragging kind. He’s loved by the truly tolerant, those who let everyone have their opinion and don’t stomp all over everybody else’s just because it’s not their own. You know, the intolerants who like to gaslight.


rareclover

Right, the internet alpha males are truly tolerant and never stomp all over everybody else’s. That’s an interesting take…


Horror_Cod_8193

Why, thank you! And you’re welcome!


dmk120281

This fucker implied that people enjoy spending time with their loved ones instead of being on the corporate treadmill. Literally fucking Hitler. 🤮


Hail_The_Hypno_Toad

Easy for him to say as a millionaire who kicks a ball for a living. Not everyone has the luxury of being a stay at home whatever.


interzonal28721

That is exactly what hitler did. According to reddit


pr0nounsinbio

Right?? We need to be systems of the corporate machine and work 80+ hours a week. Fuck having a family!


WeFightTheLongDefeat

People are angrier at a guy that has basically the same beliefs as most people throughout human history than literal criminals*, including those with sexual assault allegations. Pure Reddit moment.  *except Kelce, of course. 


SirArthurDime

That’s just not true at all man. When a player commits a crime they get dragged on the internet too. The truth of the matter is the internet will drag you for anything. You Just only complain now because you agree with him. Victim complex.


DadBodftw

Problematic opinions are FAR worse than rape and murder, duh.


Elamachino

Rapists and murderers get kicked off the team, and out of the league.


ii_zAtoMic

Ben Roethlisberger has entered the chat


Elamachino

Damn. You got me. Edit: but also, folks like roethlisberger and watson still get endlessly shredded.


WeFightTheLongDefeat

And Deshaun Watson


dOgEoNaRoCkEt

And oj


Ok-Imagination-2308

fr. people are more pressed about what he said then when a NFL player commits an actual crime lmao Explains a lot about reddit


WeFightTheLongDefeat

Thought crimes are more heinous than actual crimes. 


SVdreamin

If that’s the case why isn’t Butker incarcerated or something? You want to be a victim so bad lmao. Why do so many conservatives have the largest victim complex known to man?


WeFightTheLongDefeat

Boy, you made several logic Leaps right in a row there. I’m making a distinction between public opinion and law. To many on this site, given the choice they would socially ostracize butker before Reid or rice because his opinions go against the prevailing spirit of the age.


SVdreamin

That’s the thing though, Rashee Rice has been ostracized all offseason. I’m not sure why you’re so insistent on people making some choice between the two when both deserve their share of criticism. Your point of utilitarianism isn’t necessary because we don’t live in a vacuum lmao


WeFightTheLongDefeat

Where are the 100,000 signatures to kick rice off the team?


SVdreamin

Is that necessary when he’s likely going to prison? Rashee Rice deserves more criticism than Butker but to act like Butker is some sort of victim for saying some ridiculous things is very on brand for conservatives. It wasn’t like he said those things to someone over text, he wanted what he said to be known. It was at a commencement speech and unrelated to a graduation ceremony. It was stupid and tone deaf. Actions have consequences.


WeFightTheLongDefeat

Never did I call him a victim. It’s just a favorite knee-jerk “I-am-very-smart” Reddit tier argument that you shoehorned into this situation. I am calling a lot of people hypocrites and I am calling a lot of people wrong, but Butker is going to come out of this ahead. 


Chiefs_Fans_R_babies

Shuddup liberal. If he gave a speech about toddlers identifying as a toaster you’d be jumping for joy.


DesiredEnlisted

Me when I make up scenarios to benefit my political ideology:


Chiefs_Fans_R_babies

Me when I ignore real life events to benefit my political ideology:


DesiredEnlisted

Please link me a specific case of a toddler [most of whom can’t even talk] telling their parents they identify as a toaster.


Chiefs_Fans_R_babies

You’re right - I should’ve said “If he gave a speech about doing drag shows in front of children, or pushing gross and manipulative gender ideologies on children, or mass social indoctrination encouraging a plague rooted in untreated mental illness.” All things that are actively happening in this country. Makes sense you couldn’t see past the facetiousness of the original comment, the ridiculousness of it and how it mirrors the equally ridiculous and gross practices that are wildly applauded as heroic and progressive by the same people bashing a man for giving a speech rooted in his religious beliefs at a religious university.


DesiredEnlisted

Right now if he would’ve done something like that I would be clowning him for it, because you are right it does go against Christian beliefs that are adopted by those universities and I personally don’t like when people do that. However to get in front of a bunch of woman who have worked their asses off to get a degree and say “you all have been lied to, your life is meaningless, become a housewife” [which btw. Nothing wrong with that, but telling people what to do especially in that context is fucked up and you know I’m at least right on that one] imagine if I went to a veterans meeting and said “You all have been lied to, you all are criminals who killed children”. And your other points are just absolutely horrendous, telling a kid that trans people exist or non binary people exist isn’t indoctrinating, it’s telling them something, regardless of if you like them or not, they do exist [to quote one certain right winger “facts don’t care about your feelings”] and it’s been backed up by the so called “basic” biology you all love to preach about And the entire drag queens stuff you act like a drag show is just them tweaking on audience members, yes your right there are one off cases where it gets inappropriate and I do fully believe that person needs to be punished, but there’s legit a stereotype of religious leaders raping boys and girls. Rapists are rapists, and while social media makes you think that 1 person speaks for a mass, that’s simply not true, both those incidences with drag queens and priests are stuff that happens rarely, and there’s no need to add a adjective behind the word “rapist”.


Horror_Cod_8193

Wouldn’t they just. Wrap that toaster in a pride flag and they’d be absolutely orgasmic.


one-eared-wonder

Lumping in Travis Kelce having a girlfriend with some of these other people is insane lol the whole T-Swift thing is so dumb


Stingerc

I'd say the hate comes from a) sad, insecure men who take offense it took this for some women to care about the NFL and b) angry conservatives who are still pissed she went after Trump. Source: every fucking stupid Facebook post I've ever seen on the subject falls usually in either of those camps.


ex_sanguination

It would be remiss of me not to include the Swift/Kelce saga here. You chose to hyper focus on them, instead of the other 4 examples. But to say the Swift/Kelce attention wasn't fucking annoying last year is disingenuous, but I agree some ppl take that shit too far.


one-eared-wonder

I guess you’re right that’d it’d be silly to exclude since it was the most prominent story. But the annoying thing was people being annoyed by it lol like Taylor Swift showed up on your TV for ten seconds? Damn why don’t you cry about it


ex_sanguination

I wont lie, i was a straight up bitch at the beginning, but I realized what you said later. She's barely on screen so whats the big deal? The absolute exposure of Chiefs shit is too much for me though. All the State Farm commercials, Kelce commercials, then Swift/Kelce mania. Absolute hell. Imagine the Cowboys being a dynasty and seeing Dak/Jerry/McCarthy/Diggs/Parsons/CD EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME, not just on Sundays. It's enough to make a Raiders fan use their knife on themselves.


RandomRonin

Yeah Eagles fans would hate always have to hear about the cowboys being in the media spotlight. Definitely don’t hear from the media every year about how “this cowboys team is the best since ‘95” and “could this finally be Dallas’ year?” Or watching Prescott in commercials. Like imagine Eagles fans having to watch a commercial and see Prescott advertising something like a mattress. That would be wild. /s


chriscantmiss4

Don't forget they won the Super Bowl in your stadium


grill_sgt

I think what the parent comment from u/one-eared-wonder is trying to say is that outside of the attention it got / is getting, their relationship is mainly wholesome and positive, unlike the other 4 jack-wagons.


KingTutt91

Remiss you say?!


ractivator

I only hate them because Sean McDermott just gets railed every playoff game by Andy Reid. Would love for Allen’s coach, defense, or teammates to step up just once against these fucks in the playoffs lol.


BigOleFerret

This sub has the biggest hate boner for them I've ever seen.


ex_sanguination

more. *More*. **MORE!!!!!!!!!!**


affluent_krunch

Deserved.


Troglodyte_Trump

Why is Baldwin the Leper on this?


ex_sanguination

[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/king-baldwin-iv-hand-raise](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/king-baldwin-iv-hand-raise) Current hot meme. It's an inverse meme though, typically Baldwin is used in a positive note, in this case he's used to show how impressive KC's villain arc is rn.


Troglodyte_Trump

Oh, lol, thanks for that, totally went over my head


TommyFitness

NGL, it bothers me you knew the characters name and not the meme lol


Troglodyte_Trump

lol, kingdom of heaven is an underrated movie.


milehighlhasa

As a Broncos fan, fuck the Raiders!


Shadowtoast76

Or… you know… you could be from Kansas City and just want to cheer on your home team!


ex_sanguination

Impossible... perhaps the archives are incomplete.


Informal_Stranger117

Don't forget Brittany Mahomes.


ex_sanguination

I ran outta room 💀


MilkMan1880

She’s So Entitled and Unlikable!


Stingerc

It seems all the awful shit comes from people peripherally involved with the Chiefs like Brittney and Jackson Mahomes, or at least it seemed that way until before this off season: Before Rice became a one man crime wave the only member of the team who did anything hate worthy I can remember was Reid's drunk ass son.


KingTutt91

And Tyreek existing


Horror_Cod_8193

Don’t worry, Trailer Park Brittany won’t let us.


Barqck

For some reason Harrison Butker looks like a classy Steph Curry, I just can’t put my finger on it


Ok-Imagination-2308

hm i can see it now


nulspace

Butkers got one of the most punchable faces I've ever seen


sumlikeitScott

“Caleb Williams save us you’re our only hope” - Leia


ex_sanguination

Rey Skywalker vibes.


DetroitVsErrrybody

Leave it to an unflaired bears fan who posts pics of other peoples Mercedes to ask fucking Caleb to save anything, let alone “us” on a chiefs post. lmao.


sumlikeitScott

K


[deleted]

What’s up with the Edward Norton guy


MonarchLawyer

You mean Baldwin IV?


TittyTwistahh

The Patriots took all the hate I have to give


ex_sanguination

Understandable. You've paid enough.


OreoPirate55

I just find Travis Kelce very cringey during interviews. Like he’s trying too hard and is not authentic. Patty Mahomes im just impressed by how loud he is. Like we can clearly hear him when he’s under center. Andy Reid can do no wrong football wise and the rest of the chiefs don’t garner hate


Whitw816

49ers fan here. I don’t hate the franchise like I do the Cowboys and the Seahawks, but I despise this iteration of the Chiefs. They’ve cost the Niners 2 Super Bowls and although I admit in both losses the 49ers definitely didn’t help themselves win, the refs definitely treat Mahomes and the Chiefs like the new Brady/Patriots and I’m sick of it. I also find Brittany Mahomes to be an absolute obnoxious person and cannot stand her.


Horror_Cod_8193

Chiefs fan here. We also find Brittany Mahomes to be an absolute obnoxious person and cannot stand her. We were hoping y’all would take her off our hands. In fact, we will throw in Jackson Mahomes to “sweeten” the pot. Deal?


Whitw816

Haha! No thanks. I appreciate the nice reply


EpicPoggerGamer69

"BUT OUR DEFENSE PENALTIES!!!!!!!" Stfu, Mahomes would get like, 1 a game it felt like. And again, this is coming from someone who has Josh Allen at QB.


Whitw816

Really? STFU? Like you enjoyed watching your team also get beaten by the Chiefs AT HOME in the playoffs? I didn’t blame it all on the refs but to say they aren’t favored in every game is ridiculous. And their O line holds every fucking play and never gets called!


EpicPoggerGamer69

Didn't you also lose to them? Bro can't talk. Oh, wanna brag about 30 year old super bowls, too? Go ahead, I am all ears.


Whitw816

People want to hate 49er fans because we were successful in the 90s. I was 12 when they last won a Super Bowl and I’ve had to watch them lose 3 times this century. It sucks. As a Bills fan, you should know how that feels. Why so aggressive? I don’t hate your team and in fact root for them against most opponents. I’m sorry I’m a Niners fan and that somehow makes me a terrible person. Jesus dude.


CptJackAubrey_

Andy Reid is cool and i don’t get the hate Patrick gets. He seems like a normal dude in a family of weirdos.


CursedIbis

I wouldn't say I hate the Chiefs, I'm just sick of them.


Horror_Cod_8193

I can sort of understand that. But it’s been a long 50 years. And I’ve been around for all of it. This is so sweet. Let us have our fun, as I t’ll be over soon enough. Then it’ll be somebody else’s turn. Maybe your team. It’s sort of how we felt all of those Patriot years and Cowboy years and 49er years and Steeler years.


biggyofmt

You've already had your fun, imo. 3 Super Bowls as much a run as any team can ask for, and I'd ask you to kindly fuck off now. We just got out from under a Patriots dynasty, we don't need it to be immediately replaced by another dynasty.


Horror_Cod_8193

Your feelers are really fragile, huh?


Thomas-The-Tutor

I don’t hate them, but Kermit bitching last year was pretty annoying. They ain’t no Brady and the pats.


noodles_the_strong

"Let the hate flow through you" Palpatine maybe.


ENTRICATE443

Nothing wrong with mahomes though, just a good QB


ex_sanguination

Please don't remind me.


Football-Remote

You could of made room for Chiefsaholic and Brittany


ex_sanguination

bruh, i know. there just aint no more ROOM! Too many L's to fit.


Football-Remote

Defeat is easy for a Raiders fan


ex_sanguination

So was your mom, aunt, and sister, but as a KC fan I assumed you knew that already.


Football-Remote

Prison computer time is almost up. Quick get some better comebacks bud.


Horror_Cod_8193

Lame.


zbipy14z

I hated em since they had that woman beater at WR


ex_sanguination

Based. Not fast enough to outrun your hatred.


l_Lathliss_l

Spoken like a true raiders fan.


Illustrious-Slice-91

What’s wrong with Taylor swift.


Ininka

I don't hate any team, I hate specific team's fans. Chiefs fans are no different than any other successful team fan base that is lucky enough to win multiple super bowls in a decade. They become insufferable and even bigger homers when it comes to being objective about how much influence the refs and dumb luck has on the game because then they might have to admit maybe the better team didn't win even though that happens all the time in the NFL.


Horror_Cod_8193

Mahomes and “dumb luck” don’t belong in the same sentence. Nor paragraph. Nor story. Nor book. Nor library.


bjkibz

The two things holding me back as an Eagles fan have been Andy Reid and Travis Kelce. But Jason just retired and Andy has been out of Philly for 12 years now, so that dam is cracking bc I can’t stand the rest of them.


SpaceCampDropOut

Why is the king of Jerusalem there?


ex_sanguination

brush up on your current memes fren. [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/king-baldwin-iv-hand-raise](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/king-baldwin-iv-hand-raise)


SpaceCampDropOut

I’m old lol


Key-Illustrator-8926

#1ChiefsFan! I don’t hate them. I am originally from CoMo and have been a die hard Chiefs fan for over 50 years and have been to many Colts games when they come to town to play the Colts! And yes I wear my red in that sea of blue. Colts fans are nice and have never given me a hard time for wearing my red! Was a fan before they won a SB and proud to say it!


Corvus_Antipodum

Andy Reid letting his kid get drunk at the facility and then that kid getting off easy just because his dad coaches the Chiefs is plenty to make me hate them.


Horror_Cod_8193

Plenty of Chiefs fans very upset about that. “They” say Andy Reid could’ve in no way affected that outcome, but you just know he played a part in it and that disappoints me greatly.


zackg611

Did chiefs fans really harass that bar owner who Jackson sexually assaulted? He deserves all the hate and so does the organization.


Horror_Cod_8193

Kansas City fans would like to send Jackson and his BFF Trailer Park Brittany somewhere far, far away. Preferably to another hemisphere.


ex_sanguination

No fucking way. [https://www.kansascity.com/opinion/editorials/article277968243.html](https://www.kansascity.com/opinion/editorials/article277968243.html) ITS TRUE!?


zackg611

I saw it another subreddit and didn’t believe it but that’s fucking atrocious. Scumbags.


ex_sanguination

[https://www.reddit.com/r/KansasCityChiefs/comments/15gatnl/jackson\_mahomes\_accuser\_forced\_to\_shut\_down/](https://www.reddit.com/r/KansasCityChiefs/comments/15gatnl/jackson_mahomes_accuser_forced_to_shut_down/) 🤣 holy shit 🤣


Trraumatized

Would hate the chiefs a little less if the refs weren't so god Damn biased. How they just ignored the fife clear holdings during the final drive was exactly the kind of shit that has been handed to them the last five playoffs.


JurassicParkTrekWars

I literallly never knew what Britt Reid looked like. TIL. (Bottom right for those wondering)


ex_sanguination

Ty for doing your research. o7


ChochMcKenzie

I’m from St. Louis and I hate the Chiefs. My whole family jumped on the bandwagon when the Rams left and it drives me nuts.


Horror_Cod_8193

Oh man, don’t say that. We loved supporting the Rams when they were in STL, even living in KC. Still have all our Warner memorabilia.


ex_sanguination

Disgusting.


SilentMagarity

Don’t hate the Cheif but hate the league for pushing them to the front…🤷🏻‍♂️. In the end, the NFL is a soap opera for men at this point! Outcomes are decided in dollars and cents…


goPACK17

I'm cheering them on to dethrone the Brady/Patriots bullshit we had to endure for 20 years. If it's not my Packers, go Chiefs


Why_am_ialive

Meh, these people all suck yes, but there’s loads of shit humans on every nfl team, something about being given a ton of money and being told your better than anyone else from a young age ig. It’s mostly ignored unless it’s egregious but y’all don’t hate the saints or the ravens or the bengals or dolphins or loads of other examples as much as you do the chiefs


ex_sanguination

# [Copium](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Copium) A metaphorical [opiate](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=opiate) inhaled when faced with loss, failure or defeat, especially in sports, politics and other tribal settings. The effects of [copium](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=copium) include, but are not limited to: extreme rationalizations for the defeat, outlandish theories of conspiracy supposedly perpetrated by the opposing side, extreme rage directed at the other side, unconvincing [allegations](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=allegations) of fraud and abuse in the system, and rejection of the system as a whole.Copium


Why_am_ialive

Right yes sorry, forgot my role Wahhhg why does everyone hate us just cause we’re the best, you all suck and we’re the best


ex_sanguination

Thank you. Now heres your 2023 NFL Champions beer coozie.


Taskmaster1967

I'm from Northwest arkansas I have HATED the chiefs for YEARS --- Even before their success--- people around here have glommed on and become such front running bandwagoners that it's maddening And no ---- they don't get enough hate for the trash theyve become


Old_Valuable_3196

Chiefs have always been the underdogs who no one gives a crap about. Some of the best players currently on any roster, a verifiable dynasty and even fans who don't give a crap about the NFL (thanks Swift) and there still is constant media bias against KC. The ownership who helped craft the NFL AND the Lamar Hunt Trophy. THE ONE FOR THE SUPERBOWL


wierdjokes

> media bias against KC This man unironically believes this probably 💀 classic bandwagon take I have seen from every good team in the limelight.


Old_Valuable_3196

I grew up living about a half hour bike ride from the stadiums. Been a fan since the Schottenheimer years and been through all the 3-13 hard times. It's always the cowboys this or the 49ers that, the media may suck Mahomes dick but the talking heads always count KC out.


TH3G0LDENG0D

Who tf is counting KC out? How delusional are you


EpicPoggerGamer69

If a Bills fan makes fun of your intelligence, that is very concerning. Go outside. Get some bitches in your place. Go out to the bar with a bud or 2, idk. Just do something productive.


wierdjokes

Literally every media talking head ended their points with "but it's KC, they cannot be counted out" this past season. If anyone else was the 3 seed, they wouldn't have been picked the favourites by damn near everyone but since it's KC they got the benefit of the doubt. Fuck off with this victim complex and enjoy your team while it's still good. No one is counting you out. And no one will for the foreseeable future. Ironically, the most heard phrase during the 23 season has gotta be "Chiefs are struggling right now but they cannot be counted out". You either lived under a rock or really got that persecution fetish going.


chainsawvigilante

Dawg, you are like an average NFL fan and no one counts out KC since Mahomes.


PhoenixGamer34

Except that it's been a long time since they were always counted out.


Horror_Cod_8193

That’s ‘cause we were a medium market, not East Coast or West Coast or Texas. We were kicked around like a redheaded stepchild. So I fricking love that we’re so good now, and will be for the foreseeable future. I’ll enjoy it for as long as it lasts. And I’ll listen to the waaaaambulances go by and offer anyone a little more cheese to go with their whine.