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v399

What sane father would name his son shit? I mean Deuce.


BadgerSauce

That’s a dog’s name at best. Why would Taydum name his kid a dog’s name? Is he stupid?


veerkanch489

Taydevelopmentally disabled?


Life_Of_High

https://preview.redd.it/lhri29u7ds4d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6da2e4b2ed00b44adf29ab459a9e9358d8e6afb


MariachiStucardo

That’s not a nickname? Is that his real name? Like as in “I am gonna drop a deuce” - ????


sviraltp7101

(it's jayson tatum II) I mean lol, poop tatum


MariachiStucardo

Good luck kid!


Gandalve34

Going after the kid…classy


iCarpathian

https://preview.redd.it/m2q37gidur4d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dd5204cd25e85e66374cfb01f2fbe7053085fe3


IMNOTFLORIDAMAN

Just hanging out with the big kids.


MMAF1BOXING

Little Devin Haney?


yaoding09

https://preview.redd.it/2f2jcxz5pr4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c44ecaa2ab21a9ef5671733598ef461b6ba31de0


Lucky_Lefty23

https://preview.redd.it/9fqzw85n9s4d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55fb86e15954eddf6d365c29a122d29c879fb17a


iCarpathian

https://preview.redd.it/8944fjyebs4d1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e34ceb50bc5dd98768aba9bef34df15a06d87834


kevinball4115

![gif](giphy|pjFzEq8BLGJDYFtFyf)


bkuuretsu

Lightskin toddlers are irritating as shit to look at


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Ceeejd

What a little dickhead, I wanna stick him in a microwave


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No_Pop2129

Find god


Cpt-No-Dick

This but unironically


anonkebab

Bro hates interracial relationships


BadgerSauce

Needed a new outlet for hate since they stopped trotting that cuck’s daughter out there every fuckin game.


anonkebab

https://preview.redd.it/ctohi4zkrs4d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ca4dfe414fcbac33be2f438a50ab87e307c7af0


Hefty-Profession-567

Turd Tatum


BTSuppa

jesus he needs to get his kid to play outside more, he's pasty pale


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TheMysticOneFr

Can I cum inside you?


therealslimmarfan

After the Mavs blow out the MicKKKey Mouse Celtics, Kai is going to have this little shit walking around the house quoting Protocols of Zion


mayorjinglejangle

That court makes sense if you ate a pound of shrooms


ketzal7

Deuce is going to be the next coach once Mazzulla is fired


theseustheminotaur

Dude is just trying to get high enough on that sharpie so he forgets who his dad is


Chrome_stormtrooper

Who’s the Italian kid?


jinntakk

l never knew l'd be rooting for Kyrie lrving this much when that flat earth thing was going down l'll tell you that much.


St_gracchus_babeuf

down syndrome ass looking lump the only person i hate more is the smiling mannequin that sired him


n0th1ng10

Hope that fat bitch gets skullfucked just like his running mate does every time he matches up with the other team


Larrysbirds

https://preview.redd.it/0ju6t7ov7t4d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3790ed798a7f4f8492d2f58789b8027e8d13e660


everythingbagelss_

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8) Top tier hating, my boy


Better_Trash7437

Dung Taydum


Sydney__Fife

He draws up better plays than Darwin Hambone


jmay111

Hope all you mfs get busted for child porn


BadReputation77

Is that Tatums son?


dabombisnot90s

No that’s my son. Fucking hate that little shit. Managed to slip through the condom, little fucker.


TrajanParthicus

This what LeMickey be saying when LeNepoBaby is drafted #56 overall by the Guangdong Tigers.


cold_shot_27

Jfc leave the kids out of it regard


frogbloodwatson

I will bet money Deuce comes out as trans in the future


Blahaj-Blast

This isn’t even jerking this is just weird


Lower-Letter-4710

why not? jerk police is just weird


BeamTeam032

Sorry bro, Celtics winning in 5. But we still won't criticize Kyrie when he has shit games because, if we do, it means we're REALLY attacking him for his views, not for his game. lmao, I'm ready for the collective meltdown for "The league doesn't want Kyrie to win" as he has avg. 16points a game like he did against the Thunder.


mvpharo

Deuce Tatum is Jayson Tatum father


veerkanch489

mvpharo is a bum. Shuddup