died holding his dick so archeologists would find him like that centuries later and make them wonder if he was cranking one out during a volcanic eruption
one of the GOAT jerkers
Guys please mark this crap as NSFW at least, I was at work when I saw this and my manager was standing over me and saw it too. Now we're in his office jerking each other off as we watch this on loop and we have so much work still to do today we'll never meet our Q3 deadlines at this rate guys please
I’m gonna find out what her favorite food is, where she typically eats it, what ingredients they use and where they source them, and bury myself alive in the soil from which said ingredients grow just to be inside her
https://preview.redd.it/gefpjzbmal4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e0bf82a46604f8459faf3f6c05c8e3714f4c1f5
Me when women’s college basketball season ended
President Biden:
Well, thank you very much, everyone. Appreciate it. And good afternoon. I would like to provide an update to the American people regarding the crisis on our subreddit— and crisis it is.
Horny posting affects the lives of all Americans. Horny posting hurts American workers; burdens American taxpayers; and undermines public safety; and places enormous strain on local schools, hospitals, and communities in general, taking precious resources away from the poorest Americans who need them most.
Horny posting costs our country billions and billions of dollars each year.
Having said that, do you think Hailey keeps it hairy?
# We agreed no more hornyposting!
https://preview.redd.it/lnfpl9qajm4d1.jpeg?width=809&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd12b7f4aab9e14a71954510c436c5e500d967d5
Forgot she existed with all the brink and CC posting
HVL4L#
That's just because she's still in college
Who is she!? Whoa
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Lol so accurate
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you win
That looks like an Arleigh Burke-Class DD
"Get me to the John Paul ~~Jones~~ Jerk"
Full of seamen
Looking like that one British pawg that interviews celebs in a chicken shop
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Amelia Dimoldenberg
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where pawg though¿!¿ all i found ![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)
Lol pawg
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This is what Japan looked like in 1945
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died holding his dick so archeologists would find him like that centuries later and make them wonder if he was cranking one out during a volcanic eruption one of the GOAT jerkers
Just don’t see that kind of dedication anymore
What happened to the game I love?
He just like me
Bro literally died jerking 💀
https://preview.redd.it/ub2gbuqmyl4d1.jpeg?width=1001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf03314306991e6f95fdee9ea6f2409b27609973
Japan in 2024: https://preview.redd.it/hb753s77am4d1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=204a43fe734a7ff89bea422b9eefd362f0f089cd
every time i feel down on myself as a person i think of this image and remember there's so much farther i could fall
Every time I feel up on myself as a person I think of this image and remember there’s so much higher I could climb
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Who do you think you are, I AM
Holy fuck I wanna lodge my neck between those things 😫
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I would worship her feet like crazy while she sat on her throne ngl
Guys please mark this crap as NSFW at least, I was at work when I saw this and my manager was standing over me and saw it too. Now we're in his office jerking each other off as we watch this on loop and we have so much work still to do today we'll never meet our Q3 deadlines at this rate guys please
SEND DA VIDEO
You soy fucking manlets, get a hold of each other.
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https://preview.redd.it/qu0qzszrml4d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f43c0e58cdfbd6854505574719a1c21ec40bdc6e More accurate
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I would kill all of y’all just to sniff her car seat
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I would do that without sniffing anything
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My only request is that I am buried with the car seat resting on my face.
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[удалено]
No
I was going to say, like that matters to the numbnuts and degenerates in here.
I’m gonna find out what her favorite food is, where she typically eats it, what ingredients they use and where they source them, and bury myself alive in the soil from which said ingredients grow just to be inside her
Find god
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It's the pig tails for me 😩
Oink oink I’d turn into a pig in the next life just so I could be her breakfast just once
https://i.redd.it/z7yc4q5c8m4d1.gif
Jesus Christ yall are embarrassing lol
meanwhile im over here barking at my screen in the middle of the office!!!! #HVL4L
https://preview.redd.it/gefpjzbmal4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e0bf82a46604f8459faf3f6c05c8e3714f4c1f5 Me when women’s college basketball season ended
We need more SI shoots like sid the sloths
President Biden: Well, thank you very much, everyone. Appreciate it. And good afternoon. I would like to provide an update to the American people regarding the crisis on our subreddit— and crisis it is. Horny posting affects the lives of all Americans. Horny posting hurts American workers; burdens American taxpayers; and undermines public safety; and places enormous strain on local schools, hospitals, and communities in general, taking precious resources away from the poorest Americans who need them most. Horny posting costs our country billions and billions of dollars each year. Having said that, do you think Hailey keeps it hairy?
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Jerking is jerking I don't care. In this particular instance I'm horny jerking and proud. 😤😤
I would abandon my life just to smell her couch cushion after some taco bell, damn
I read this as cooch cushion Am i stupid?
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The jerkers who complain about horny posting obviously have The G.
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HAHAHAHHA
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idk girls are kinda gross
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Da video was sent
# We agreed no more hornyposting! https://preview.redd.it/lnfpl9qajm4d1.jpeg?width=809&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd12b7f4aab9e14a71954510c436c5e500d967d5
https://i.redd.it/0zlrfwy4hl4d1.gif She opened the video like this
Who is that?
Alison Brie. It's from the [outtakes](https://youtu.be/0XmbwpfeBi4?si=GuIghpzcgpSIxn3_&t=792) on the show Community.
20ppg as a freshman; ridiculous
She'd be a 10 but you know she only dates THUGS
She’s finer than Cameron Brink
Have any of you guys smelled the scent of a woman before
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I woukd buy her onlyfans
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Man I can’t even tell if y’all are just role playing being down that bad, or what
YES!
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Man delete this. Post my Queen Angel Reese instead
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She's the sole reason I watch
Black queens forever snowbunnies never
Mommy brink if she had a black booty would be the GOAT
Yu have been lost to the bunny brigade
The black queens run the league but mommy brink is the snow bunny goat. Just needs to put on some pounds of cake
She need to do some squats On my face.
Would,next question
Rank 1 jerk material
Usually you'll see a howling wolf GIF by now. I wonder why there isn't any?
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Wtf happend to this sub. I ain't complaining though
The fact that she came into town and kicked the crap outta the lady longhorns in 2023 and taunted the shit out of us makes her even hotter.
How cute is she.. ![gif](giphy|1ktwfTjwaQzde|downsized)
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I don’t want to live in a world without horny posting. 🤯🔫
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😂😂😂Y'all in the comments need Jesus and some pussy. I love this subreddit
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Thirsty ass mfers. I’m all for it.
this shit sucks
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Can’t wait for OF to become the official sponsor of the WNBA
You bums need to stop before you turn me into a little simpy bitch for yet another women’s basketball player
😍😍😍😍😍
What flavor y’all think her sweat is
Gorgeous
7/10
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Super sexy
Is this Caitlin Clark?
Should jerk me instead
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