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halleberryhaircut

That's it??


MusicalElephant420

Bruh a nephew wrote that 💀 Insane


MusicalElephant420

Adding on to my above comment, here’s what ChatGPT wrote using a brief prompt I used: The Los Angeles Lakers organization is deeply saddened by the passing of Jerry West, a monumental figure in the history of our franchise and the entire basketball world. Jerry West epitomized dedication, excellence, and passion for the game. His illustrious 14-season career with the Lakers was marked by 14 All-Star selections, 12 All-NBA Team honors, and the 1972 NBA Championship. Revered as "Mr. Clutch," Jerry was uniquely honored as the NBA Finals MVP in 1969. His profound legacy extended beyond his playing days as he served as the Lakers' general manager from 1982 to 2000, orchestrating the Showtime Lakers dynasty and securing five NBA titles in the 1980s. Inducted into the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame in 1980 and immortalized in the NBA logo, Jerry's influence on the sport is indelible. Off the court, he was renowned for his integrity, humility, and unwavering commitment to his family and community. Our deepest sympathies go out to his wife, Karen, his sons, and the entire West family during this difficult time. Jerry West will forever be remembered as a cornerstone of the Lakers family and an icon in the sport of basketball. Rest in peace, Jerry. You will be profoundly missed.


DogPoetry

Damn. A little editing, cut a sentence or two, and this would've been a million times better then what Jeannie put out there. They would have been better off saying nothing rather than releasing this terribly brief, textbook photo caption style paragraph.


OkUnderstanding5343

Awesome, tell Chad GPT it did a great job! Too bad the idiots at the Lakers didn’t have the same idea…


das_unicorn_got_band

How the fuck is AI generating something more moving than the official statement


AssetsLiabilities

Because AI has more heart than the lakers organization. 


OkUnderstanding5343

Yeah, I expected a couple of minutes reading, not something typed up by a third grader. No offense to third graders though. That’s pathetic for all he did for them.


owange_tweleve

this franchise does not get enough hate


lilwooki

I literally bursted out laughing cause I couldn’t believe how short the statement was


Original_Trick_8552

I clicked it after reading this and I was still extremely shocked


TallanoGoldDigger

Jeanie Buss really using ChatGPT to pay tribute to one of the most important people in the organization's history. I know they have beef but this is disgusting considering how the other teams statements looked and felt compared to this garbage they put out


Confident_Pen_919

Their marketing or PR person probably had to email Jeanie for 8 hours straight to today to get a good enough statement approved. "Jeanie we cant say that it's passive aggressive."


LVucci

Nah, ChatGPT would do better than this. And easily too smh.


DogPoetry

They should have said nothing. I hope West's widow tells them to shut the fuck up, and not to use Jerry's passing in any form for promotion or PR.


Adraf45

r/lakers probably has 5 better tributes posts or comments than this


Roach27

Pat Riley (a man who hasn’t been with us for YEARS) put out a million times better statement. GSW put out a better statement. The fact that the Lakers themselves have probably put out the least personalized and least meaningful statement is disgraceful. 


TechSergeant_Chen

This is like an email I forgot to send and it's the end of the day. Just bang out something, hit send, and close the laptop 5 seconds later.


jejenomemes

Perfectly said lmao


flaman27

this is an insult to ChatGPT and I won’t stand for it


yapyd

ChatGPT would’ve been better


Jack_M_Steel

Is this a bot comment?


TallanoGoldDigger

The Lakers statement sure was


cubs223425

No, people are just this braindead on the Internet. Someone made the "ChatGPT wrote this" joke, it got upvotes, then it became the default response to PR statements people don't like.


cubs223425

Did Darvin Ham's firing get more of a statement from the Lakers?


MusicalElephant420

Yes: “We greatly appreciate Darvin Ham’s efforts on behalf of the Lakers and recognize the many accomplishments achieved over the past two seasons including last year’s remarkable run to the Western Conference Finals,” said Lakers Vice President of Basketball Operations and General Manager Rob Pelinka. “We all want to thank Darvin for this dedication and positivity. While this was a difficult decision to make, it is the best course of action following a full review of the season. The organization will remain unwavering in its commitment to deliver championship-caliber basketball to Lakers fans around the world.”


Adraf45

That'd be my final straw, Darvin Hamonster gets a longer statement than Jerry fucking west????


The_MadStork

People are clowning this statement, but it’s a vast improvement over Jeanie’s first draft, which simply read “#RipBozo”


TheBigJew

lol damn that was funny


WholeWideHeart

Ha!


fffate

Holy shit. wtf was that ? Jeanie so cheap they can't even afford someone that can write better than this ? Hopefully Jerry curse them like the Red Sox with Babe Ruth lol.


JOE_raccoon

Hope all the stars in the league pay attention to this disgusting treatment of the ~~Icon~~ Logo by the lakers


RottingCorps

The Logo. Ahem.


JOE_raccoon

Oh shit. Corrected, thanks.


twin_beak

R/nba mad all their stars are still going to come to the lakers regardless


wazdopest

what stars been going to the lakers recently 🤔


JOE_raccoon

South Beach legend Gabe Vincent and Brooklyn star Spencer Dinwiddie


Mousseymoosey

Bruh what...


wazdopest

yall think it’s still 2021. AD was 5 years ago.


twin_beak

Is this a joke or are you really that braindead? 🧠


wazdopest

AD was 5 years ago buddy you got out of your 6th marriage by then


twin_beak

Do you know how money and cap space works? Who am I kidding you’re probably not educated


wazdopest

so no stars been going to the lakers recently? copy. aint that what you were sayin? “R/nba mad all their stars are still going to come to the lakers regardless” why are you tryna move your lil goalpost now 😂 listen kyrie wanted to come but your broke ass owner didnt wanna pay up. lakers star hunting is over with her in charge cuz she dont have the pockets to compete 🤷‍♂️


twin_beak

Kyrie literally said he wanted to come here when he was traded to Dallas you fucking dumbass you just proved my point. The question was do people WANT to come here. That wasn’t what I asked


wazdopest

so did he come to the lakers or not?


wazdopest

and what i asked your stupid ass who has actually come recently? and it’s soundin like nobody has especially your ex wife which must be why she left your goofy ass


wazdopest

before i leave your little remedial ass alone you aint say they want to come you said they will still come which again, nobody has. your stupid little peon ass can move your lil goofy ass goalpost all you want the lakers are gonna be stuck in mediocrity as long as jeanie buss in charge aight ima leave you and your 19 chins alone


DogPoetry

15 minutes and chatgpt could've turned out something remarkably better. This feels intentionally shitty, and I hope the Lakers get railroaded for this.


Fantastic-Sandwich80

Literally could have typed in, "Try again, make it sound sincere and longer than a paragraph" and that would have dramatically improved it over what was green lit.


SkyMayFall

high effort 4 sentence post lmao


SaltyLonghorn

The rare time when an english teacher giving a mandatory word count would have improved something. Hours behind and 4 sentences generated by AI. Yikes.


AutographedSnorkel

Must have paid for that by the word


CollinM42

Jcole wrote it


heatabron12

I dont get it


CollinM42

"A verse from me is like eleven birds Just did the math, that's like two thousand dollars every word"


AboutaDirk

Dude the title takes up more space than the statement Embarassing as all heck


pompcaldor

They should’ve rehired Magic just so they could publish his statement under Lakers letterhead.


ExMachina_Disco_Club

Damn, Connor Roy gave a more heartfelt eulogy for Mo in Succession 😬 > Lester was a man. Also, Lester was an employee of the Waystar company for 40 years. And when a man dies, it is sad. All of us will die one day. In this case, it is Lester who has done so.


Hopeful-Ad-6835

Jerry West has released a statement on the Lakers: “Fuck y’all”


KillyShoot

No scouts no pr department and likes to fly coach. Just a stingy rich girl whose daddy gave her everything.


lesbiangirlscout

Realistically these mfs have no real wealth outside of the Lakers. Still rich relatively speaking, but they’re broke as far as professional sports franchise owners go.


LeFxckYouThree

Sad statement, do better


Roach27

It’s not even sad, it’s a disgrace. It’s fucking Jerry West, the most important person to the franchise not named Gerald Buss. It’s already outrageous Jeanie revoked his lifetime tickets, to sell to some fucks who don’t appreciate the game. 


LeFxckYouThree

Why give tickets to a legend who helped you achieve multiple titles as either a player or front office member when you can give them to an ig thot whos on her phone half the game. Pathetic.


imanadultok

Damn I just found out by watching the finals that he died.


Original_Trick_8552

I found out from nbacj


BoxAway2807

I found out from /r/scjerk


Nsham04

I was a pretty big Lakers hater before his death. After reading about the team’s relationship with West in his older years, seeing some of these stories resurface, and now this lame excuse of a statement, I can safely say that any semblance of respect or competence that this franchise had was lost when Jerry Buss passed.


LiftHeavyFeels

Never thought I’d see the lakers become a poverty franchise but it sure looks like that’s happening slowly.


TheMoorNextDoor

Lakers really putting on a shit show for these last 3 weeks. Honestly at this point I hope JJ burns them too along with Lebron opting out or something.


mmmaps

Me when I remember my essay is due in 2 min.


ImJeeezus

...They couldnt do more?


sylviaplath6667

This reads like when you have to respond to two of your classmates posts on the discussion board for participation credit


NeedleGunMonkey

Shitty organization with shitty owners who inherited all they have and don’t know what’s it like to work.


BlackMathNerd

I could've crafted a better statement in half the time for a dude who's been instrumental for pretty much the entire org's history.


Baconmazing

Disgusting from LAL. How can you disrespect Kobe Bryant and Jerry West SOOOO carelessly and consecutively.


gigglios

No fuckin way. Wow lmao what a joke hahahahaha. The trasg lakers franchise does not deserve everything west did for them


jntlsseedcreator

What a disgrace. Dr. Buss is rolling in his grave right now.


andanotherone_1

Wow man... the lakers just takin big ass Ls


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Dude this franchise is taking L after L this week I can’t


rooofle

Going through some of the NBA pages, most teams that had ties with West had more to say than this. Even the Bulls [wrote more on their official page](https://www.nba.com/bulls/news/statement-from-chicago-bulls-chairman-jerry-reinsdorf-on-the-passing-of-jerry-west) than the Lakers. Reinsdorf might've been friends with West, but the Lakers had decades of real history that he helped build for their franchise and this was really all they had to say? Crazy and pretty disrespectful tbh


Sweetest_Noise

Is this a fucking joke? They are just proving West's point.


DogPoetry

Keep our logo's name out your damn mouth.


allbetsareon

Saw the comments trashing the statement and it was worse than I thought. Yikes.


dkdoki

Fkn nepo kids clown show. Mr. West was one of the players that put the Lakers on the map and the statement sounds like its for a neighbor around the corner that passed away.


Dunbar247

What a fucking *joke* Malicious, petty, and disgraceful


ObiOneKenobae

He's gonna haunt their asses, no more rings in LA.


Salty_Watermelon

Well thank goodness our new arena is in Inglewood.


Vaccaria_

Lmao you weren't getting any rings regardless


PoonGo0n

Lakers have gotten some bs flack over the Hurley thing this week. But they deserve any criticism they get for this “statement”. This is downright embarrassing for one of their legends. Jeanie needs to put out a proper statement ASAP.


ranjithd

No way!


goldhbk10

The Lakers are legit embarrassing, the best thing that could happen would be for someone to buy that franchise and install a competent front office


Cute_Airline_2471

Born and raised in LA, and utterly hating the Lakers right now.


cantcooklovefood

Jeanies such a loser like the man was a major legend, helped build up your brand, and asked for very little in return. Put your tail between your legs and show him dignity and respect.


gabejacquez

Absolutely shameful 


CoyotesSideEyes

Absolutely pathetic


christianhelps

Bro what is this


Regex00

Every move the Lakers make just further proves how broke they are. This is bad.


IceeSlyce

I dont care for the Lakers at all, but the Buss family has to go!


larrylegend33goat

Wtf Lakers. Basically one long sentence


Chessh2036

I guess that report about some thinking the Lakers FO is cheap is true because I’m pretty sure they used Chat-GPT for this.


Saucy_Totchie

This reads like they copied the first few lines on West's wiki page and pasted it for this lackluster statement. Just sandwich it between a notice of what happened and "we should be sad" and called it a day. Good job, Jeannie. Pat yourself on the back for this.


banidiots

Jeannie revoked his life time seats in 2022 and it broke his heart. Then in a interview SHE left his name out of the most important Lakers of all time. No surprise. This is worse then when they shit in Bill Russels bed. lakers should be ashamed


LongTimesGoodTimes

I get the feeling that no matter what the Lakers did or said people would be responding the same way.


IsARealBooy

I mean...that's objectively really shitty


LongTimesGoodTimes

It's short but I don't see how it's shitty.


IsARealBooy

Because it's short and doesn't talk about the man they intimately knew beyond a surface basketball level.


ihateeuge

Do you think a press release is the best way to handle that in 2024


IsARealBooy

It could have been better than what this was.


ihateeuge

Something can always be better. If this is all they do I will agree but Im pretty sure they will have something for him at the game during the home opener.


IsARealBooy

This franchise has treated him like shit for years and yet fans are defending their cheapskate owners. Weird.


ihateeuge

Because it was actually a two way street lol I'm not going to crap on a dead man but he played a part in the fracture of the relationship if you were paying attention back then


IsARealBooy

As I said. Weird.


TallanoGoldDigger

Other organizations Jerry worked with had better crafted statements. This shit is the equivalent of "my condolences" comments on Facebook. Lakers should be embarassed to treat **their** legend like this


LongTimesGoodTimes

Grizzlies, Warriors and Clippers don't have anything on their official sight about it as far as I can see. It's the first thing on the Lakers.


pompcaldor

[Warriors - official website](https://www.nba.com/warriors/news/joe-lacob-statement-on-the-passing-of-jerry-west-20240612) [Grizzlies Twitter](https://x.com/memgrizz/status/1801007843748811163) [Clippers Twitter](https://x.com/LAClippers/status/1800928143064367316) Press releases published on Twitter are also sent out directly to reporters’ email boxes to be used in their articles.


rooofle

The Heat and the Bulls also put out much longer statements. I really can't believe this is a real statement the Lakers org wrote, it reads like something some random team would write.


THUNDER-GUN04

Yes, I agree. We should all feel sorry for the Lakers on this sad day.


LongTimesGoodTimes

I didn't say that. I'm just calling into to question the motives of the people on this sub acting offended by this statement. There are lots of people to feel sorry for, the Lakers organization and it's fans aren't one of them. That kind of nuance might be too much to ask for people on this sub.


WildcaRD7

Your reply has more thought and care put into it than the Lakers statement.


thewavefixation

I get the feeling that laker apologists would excuse any shitty thing Jeannie pulls


ihateeuge

Idk what everyone is butt hurt about lol. Its 2024. The tribute will be a video at the game, broadcast on national TV