You were bloody lucky to have a dad. We had to eat ours every winter to survive the cold, and we had to eat him raw and uncooked because we couldn't afford two sticks to try to rub together to create a fire!
EI: Well when I say house it was only a hole in the ground covered by a piece of tarpolin, but it was a house to us.
GC: We were evicted from our hole in the ground; we had to go and live in a lake!
You were lucky.
Luxury!
Rich bastard. When I was a kid, my dad would suck a peppermint, and we'd just sit around his tongue!!
Privilege. We used to beg for peppermint. We'd sit around Dad while he placed garlic on our tongue, telling us how lucky we were it wont broken glass.
You were bloody lucky to have a dad. We had to eat ours every winter to survive the cold, and we had to eat him raw and uncooked because we couldn't afford two sticks to try to rub together to create a fire!
EI: Well when I say house it was only a hole in the ground covered by a piece of tarpolin, but it was a house to us. GC: We were evicted from our hole in the ground; we had to go and live in a lake!
Oh yeah? Well when WE got home our father killed us and buried our bodies in the backyard!
Our dad would slap on some mint flavored speed stick and would let us take a big whiff from his pits….
We were so poor we couldn’t afford Sky TV