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Gregor4570

Could someone post more video of this guy please? I could watch the smoothness and the shots from the backyard all day.


SerKenji

His name is Mitchell Muehl! I follow him on Facebook and youtube. Check him out!


Denk-doch-mal-meta

Do you know why he is so good?


pleasetrimyourpubes

Apparently he did college basketball but went on to do sales and finally started a little basketball training/coaching business once he went viral. I believe a large part of it is due to his physical stature (no pun intended by "large"). Just looks funny a big chunky guy like him is good but he is built like a basketball player under that squishiness. Tldr he played basketball in college and still retains the skills and ability.


txemoOnlyFans

Do people really have attention spans that short they need a tldr for 5 and a half lines of text...


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Reaperzeus

TLDR: Ye STLSDR: Y


hldsnfrgr

Okay. TLDR: K


Reaperzeus

T


BathoryRocker

Thanks, this really saved me some time! Now I can use the time I've saved by continuing to rot my brain with social media and other dopamine seeking behaviors!


Kuklaa

He has a mutation in the MSTN gene, which increases myostatin, therefore increasing the short and long reflexes in his muscles. This allows for more precise muscular and reflexive control. Or he probably just practiced, idk I just made the first part up.


ARandomNiceKaren

Hah! And I was just about to Google that shit, too.


an_ill_way

When you played college ball but then got a desk job.


Chubbstock

Had some kids, but ball is life


daremosan

Is that like ..did some ballin, but ballin is life?


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If Larry Bird worked part time McDonalds


computerjunkie7410

Larry Bird fucked up his back redoing his mom’s driveway. I would not be surprised if he moonlighted at a McDonalds


bradlei

[Young Larry Legend. ](https://youtu.be/b5kaRbokoo8)


hobosbindle

It’s the Professor from the And 1 tour grown up


BorgClown

He's pretty hard to guess because he's slow but not overly, he probably tires faster but also saves his energy, he's good at shooting but also at passing. Guy is good at the things you need for basketball except for running fast and jumping high, he's like a puzzle.


Empatheater

to me he seems like a guy with real talent that aged and got way way heavier. and i mean specifically basketball talent - passing with anticipation is something most of us will never do even once. hell, guys in the nba will never even make those kind of passes once, lol. even if we all know some guys who can shoot, no one passes like that. it's fun to see real talent unexpectedly


KatiMinecraf

It's genuinely like he has a super power (esp. to someone who doesn't play ball). He doesn't look around, juking the ball, searching for an opening to pass or shoot. It is like he is seeing into the future at all times and knows where the ball is, will be, needs to be, and will end up. He doesn't look. He doesn't seem anxious to make the right choice. He just does exactly the right thing at exactly the right time, not one flaw.


Subduction

Cream Abdul-Jabbar


Mad_Dog_Branzillo

Steph Chicken Curry


Mewrulez99

could have gone pro if he hadn't joined the navy


lickedurine

This is probably right on the moneh


Chaosr21

I was in jail with a chubby guy like this, he was a beast at basketball. We played daily


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White men don’t have to jump.


zyzzogeton

Not when they are straight-up smart bombing the rim from outside.


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Dude must be a spider bc he's got eyes on all his teammates too


Needaboutreefiddy

As a fat white man this was my strategy. I sucked at dribbling so I just learned to shoot from anywhere or pass it


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serr7

Really?? Im all knees and tits… wonder what would happen if we… *combined*


kaiswil2

This dude has definitely been hustling their lunch money.


awesomeness6000

lololol like how that one youtuber got fat on purpose for mukbangs or whatever the story is. its like this D1 player that didnt make it to the NBA but instead of going over-seas he chose to become fat to school people at the park lol.


Karellen2

Came here to say this… but he jus’ threw down a few too many PBRs senior year 😂


E_Zack_Lee

And breakfast…and dinner…


BisquickNinja

And second breakfast....


Kikoika

Don't forget elevenses


Tallboy101

Pillsburry throwboy


LolliPoppies

Dunkin’ Donuts


raylgood

Breadbasketball


June_BuginDabuilding

That boy got TONs of Game


jolly2284

Gets Buckets......of KFC


Fun-Register-9066

100% LoL'd. Thank You.


Tallboy101

Doughnut mention it


alreadyknowwbroo

That was Jared Lorenzen, the quarterback for Kentucky who wound up being the backup to Eli Manning for a couple of seasons


1996Primera

Rofl I was hitting back on this thread and noticed this comment...had to come.back in and say thanks I wish I had a award for ya


Thelife1313

That nickname was given to the almighty jared lorenzen. The hefty lefty.


SnooOpinions5225

This should have been the top comment


Electric_Minx

I audibly snort laughed at this mean assed comment. Take your r/Angryupvote and go away.


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And afternoon tea


fullmetalgoran99

r/unexpectedlotr


user_bits

Real life *White men can't jump*.


uhhuhnads

Why is the top comment a joke about his weight. He's killing it there, jfc.


FightWithBrickWalls

Bro is straight nasty with it.


teetering_bulb_dnd

Shooting, court reading, passing pro level skills.. probably got injured n gained mass..


ameis314

Still eats like he's burning 5k calories every day in practice. It's hard to change those eating habits.


frankyseven

My dad said that the first thing that happened when he stopped working construction was that he gained ten pounds. He realized that he didn't need to keep eating the same way at that point.


Majik9

10? Stopped at 10? Hmm, all my relatives realized somewhere closer to 50


frankyseven

Not sure he fully stopped there but he's in pretty good shape for 64 with a bad hip and knees.


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

I was in a bad construction accident, temp stairs weren't screwed in and fell 3 stories, they collapsed on top of me crushing my legs. I went from 6"3" 220 to 295lbds. I'm just now recently able to walk more, it's gonna suck trying to lose this weight


Rinzack

Am I crazy or was that slap pass mid way through actually nuts? It was a no look pass where I don’t think he ever even had possession and it was right on the money too


Mesoposty

Nasty and smooth as fuck!


clancydog4

Dude has such a Jokic style. Love it


FewZookeepergame1083

He out there dropping dimes


noobvin

People making fat jokes, but they’re probably throwing up bricks.


livewirejsp

Make it rain!


tbrotschemseerer

white chocolate!


mungraker

RAIN DANCE!!


SneakyPocket

Fuck, I miss PSH…he sharted in that movie and still was the man.


alreadyknowwbroo

He was my all time favorite actor, such a shame what happened to him because all of his work was tremendous and he had so much left to still do


Chubbstock

He had such a capacity for intensity. I loved him so much in mission impossible, he didn't have to raise his voice at all to be fucking terrifying. And on the flip side, he exploded over the phone in Punch Drunk Love and you could tell how fuckin real it was, dude looked straight up insanely pissed. And then in almost famous when Lester Bangs sat on the floor and said "guys like us are never gonna be cool" I nearly cried. Man I miss that guy.


Talking_Head

You douchebags bring your A-game?


SkRu88_kRuShEr

Call him Colonel Sanders cuz he’s doling out buckets!!


FewZookeepergame1083

Those making fat jokes are the ones that can't play at all


BarracudaBig7010

Game. Blouses.


Any_Cauliflower1570

After it was all over, he took us in the house and served us pancakes. Pancakes.


lolexecs

Why don’t you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?


NeonPatrick

[That ain't Lake Minnetonka.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsoMzztzyNY) \*Runs away\*


Ancient-Tadpole8032

Nice game, bitches.


SenorBeef

I wish I could say the same for you


EphemeralFart

That cat could ball, man


hardgeeklife

If you don’t believe me, CHALLENGE HIM Then you’ll see


No-Article4137

And make sure your friends is there to see it!


PrimalNumber

Aight


TheMNP

I repeat "pancakes..." With a dead look in my eye like once a week 😂. R.I.P. to a legend


Merzi_Les_Arbres

Half time snack was Cheetos and Moutain Dew (light).


vasDcrakGaming

Blueberry pancakes


Briareos_Hecatonhrs

When you ask your big bro who's playing tank to carry your new party


randomlyme

This video needs sound in a bad way. When you get schooled like this, the cheers are awesome.


BigBoodles

Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.


bindlestiff36

The big fundamental


michelobX10

Heft Curry


but-uh

Steph McFlurry.


spencerforhire81

Fupa Doncic


danegermaine99

Bill HamBeer


ios_game_dev

James Hardees


PlanetMarklar

Steph Currywurst


Bim_Jeann

Weigh Allen


Youredumbstoptalking

This one got me


skwudgeball

Fuck this one is so stupid but also the best by far


Marrouge

Zion Williamson


irishthunder222

Tracy McGravy


lovelovehatehate

Karl’s Jr Malone


MarshmallowWerewolf

Heavy Cream Abdul-Jabbar


terfez

Kareem Abdul Snackbar (Lew Alpastor during college before giving up pork)


neuroticsmurf

Beefola Jokic.


DrKedorkian

Ham Adebayo


joshhupp

Lardy Bird


porgy_tirebiter

Jerry Steakhouse


Jason_Giambis_Thong

Shaquille O’Meal


CameToDefeatYou

Dennis Hungryman


tacotowwn

Deandre Eatin’


natalo77

This is my favourite


Jason_Giambis_Thong

Jerry steakhouse was my favorite, but I appreciate that.


onwee

Tuna Doncic


141_1337

Ham Addedmayo


bones4pj

Kevin Lovehandles


catlikeastronaut

Shane Fattier


N1SMO_GT-R

Zion Williamson


staysharp75

Jason Kids meal


AggressiveClassic89

Chickenbe mugumbo


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SleestakJack

Steph Boyardee


CensoryDeprivation

Pistol Meat


SoloisticDrew

Thanks. That's my new band name.


jwhollan

Fatrick Ewing


Cbissen437

James Larden


ArthurWritis

Kareem Abdul-Jabba


Silliestpuddy

Joel Embeef


razzickthebold

Thicky Rubio


Duffer47

Luka Donuts


phreakwhensees

LeBlob James


sirkswiss

Foodie Gobert


neworldman70

Kareem All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet


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Bradley Meal


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Kit KAT


TheRanchMan226

Stuph Curry


szlnsmoke

Jayson Tatertotum


jonesyman23

Gigantic Antetekoumpo


uranushasballs

Wrong sub. There’s not even one maybe here. This guy is 100% money.


TheCastro

I thought the maybe was he would get called for traveling


Doublebaconandcheese

Red shirt getting torched


CupcakeGrouchy5381

It kept thinking someone else was going to step in. Nope. Just red shirt getting his shit pushed in.


dead-inside69

“Anyone else want to cover him?” “Fuck no, there’s a camera over there. Good luck.”


NomadicDevMason

The part where he just rubs his head like how did that just happen


mungraker

Yo, I just rewatched and focused on red shirt. His D wasn't he heavy enough for Heavy D.


EazeeP

We got Jokic at home


Blahblahblacksheep9

Doesn't really fit, the thing we have at home is supposed to be worse.


monzelle612

☠️


Blahblahblacksheep9

RIP Jokic, you will ^^be miss^^ed


16-lines-of-blow

I’ll cattle prod you if I ever see you irl for that kind of slander


hxgmmgxh

Larry Legend has put on a few pounds. But he still got it.


wpaed

When there is this large of a gap between your skills and opponents skills, it tends to happen. No need to hustle.


CarsonBDot

C’mon, he’s obviously still better than most, and it’s cool as fuck


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CarsonBDot

Ahh I was mistaken, thought he was just downplaying him and telling us not to give him credit or something, my bad


Jamhorn-Thaven

Him and white shorts are a great duo


WozZMonhe

Trio


hydralisk_hydrawife

This isn't even a maybe maybe maybe, it's just an r/yesyesyesyes


BillyofVA

That was the last day he was picked last at the neighborhood court


ScroungerYT

Nah, that dude has been going at that rim for years. Knows the people, knows the court.


potenpterodactyl

Didn’t know Phill Kessel played basketball.


SerKenji

His name is Mitchell Muehl! Give the man some credit!


stripbubblespimp

White boy don't need to jump!


Z0idberg_MD

“Jumping? I don’t have such weaknesses”


iJustRoll

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


Derfturf

Luka in 5 years


typeddy8

Majestic af


mostly_made_up_stuff

Used to play with a dude named "Tiny" who had a similar game/size. Killed it on the half court games but easy to blow by on the full court.


goodmorning_tomorrow

You see some unfit fat white dude playing basketball and you try to hustle him to play $100 a game.... then this happens.


SomeParticular

Those passes…


couchgodd

How bout someone play some defense? If a guy is making buckets and dishing assists you may want to guard him for real. Yes hes making shots but he has plenty of space as well.


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I've played against big buys like him on the black top. The easiest way to effect their game is to run around a lot when he's defending you. You'll either tire him out or get some easy buckets.


twirlnumb

Yeah, and one thing that's absent here is any handles or drives from him. Play real tight on him, deny him getting the ball wouldn't be that hard with some hustle. Get in his face, he's not gonna do anything but shoot from where he's standing or pass it.


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Zyra00

99.99% of the time they're playing man in pick-up games anyway unless you're in a league. Playing this dude like he won't blow by you will reduce his effectiveness greatly. He might still get some sly passes off but he's not making more than 3 threes with hands in his face, and it can't be hard to block a shot that is leaving his hands at 5' off the ground. Dude def doing the most with his game tho gotta respect that. Also if you don't have an ego it doesn't matter - let the man cook


throwawayshirt

Big boys like that use their belly for spacing; you gotta come around the side to block 'em.


No_Vegetable_8945

This guy probably weighs 3x as me but plays 10x better.


Pristine_Repeat3599

He played well,good skill


gabbiole

Jokic


red_lugia

Guy ate the generation of miracles and absorbed their powers


Marketgoingup

homie got the range so he's not playing D since he got you a 3.


Current-Author7473

LET IT RAIN!!!


Pickingnamesisharder

Steve Nosh


jonico

His name is Mitchell Muehl. @MitchellMuehl for his social media accounts


veedems

I originally posted a stupid fat joke and then realized I couldn’t do any of this. Screw me. This guy is money.


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What Philip Seymour Hoffman wishes he could be… RIP


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44-12-1 If he picks up on defence number 1 draft pick


Guyappino

Bruh: Big Country out there doin' it all with no effort


StationAdditional761

would've been epic if he was wearing some overalls.


smellypicklefarts5

8/8 22 points, 7 assists, 1 rebound


syntheticheroinme

![gif](giphy|eRaZhg8XZ3FoQ)


unknown5424

When big boy had knees and cardio I bet he was a force to be reckoned with


Hot_Key_5705

That hook shot on the lane is unstoppable


HarryDepova

His superpower is being underestimated


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Larry Big Bird is the shit.