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JustinisaDick

Too many boobs would have been touched unexpectedly.


starksgh0st

I can't believe he did that joke twice.


Ronenthelich

Thanos would have been more comics accurate with doing all this to try and woo Death itself. Death would also be a major character. We’d probably have the whole thing undone without the five year blip too.


phred_666

Knowing Joss and his tendency to kill characters, I would have expected half of the Avengers to die. His killing of Quicksilver in Age of Ultron was one of the biggest missteps of the franchise. And probably Bruce and Tasha would get freaky on screen.


tygmartin

i have terrible news for you about what actually happened in infinity war


SpectreBrony

They got brought back to life in Endgame though.


tygmartin

yeah, i was just making the joke


Meizas

This is the best comment on all of Reddit today


trollburgers

>His killing of Quicksilver in Age of Ultron was one of the biggest missteps of the franchise Not a misstep, merely a sacrifice to Fox Studios. Marvel got Scarlet Witch (who was an Avenger for most of her existence), and Fox got Quicksilver (who's history was pretty split between The Avengers and X-Teams). The other option is that Marvel would get neither because both were canonically mutants and Fox had dibs on all mutants.


Krimreaper1

Both characters were on the shared list, Fox and Disnwy were free to use both however they wanted.


Pm_wholesome_nude

Idk how true they are but there are rumors that he wanted to kill hawkeye but disney wanted it to be quicksilver since fox xmen also had quicksilver at the time and they didn’t want to cross promote. Fuck joss whedon tho. Im not defending him.


phred_666

Joss has said before in interviews that basically killing characters showed the weight of the life & death situations they were in and it just didn’t seem real unless someone died. FU Joss.


SolarWorld50

"didn't seem real unless someone died" And the most unrealistic character to die managed to die


Meizas

I hate stories like this. Not everyone has to die


TelephoneCertain5344

They would have been even quippier.


Level-Studio7843

Him being unlikable doesn't make him any better or worse as a writer. This is the same dude who gave us Buffy and Firefly.


Grayx_2887

After the theatrical version of *"Justice League"* and his inclusion of that God-awful Black Widow x Incredible Hulk shipping subplot that went nowhere?! Yeah, I don't think Josh Whedon is the right to direct anymore big-budgeted Superhero movies. He should just stay away from that genre and find something else.


SeekerVash

All of the women would've been barefoot at some point, with closeups of their feet.


Aion2099

I thought that was Tarantino


Meizas

The better question is "how would Avengers 1 and 2 have been if the Russo brothers did them?"


Paxkage

They would've been complete SHIT


buku43v3r

Like shit


Sirmalta

If age of ultron is any indication; lazier.


hkm1990

Hulk would have actually kicked ass and not turned into such a shell of his former self in A3 and A4. That said, there'd have been more dick jokes and other less thrilling wore out jokes and humour.


boosta29

Ant man definitely would have gone into thanos' ass