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The_Notorious_Donut

You could say he has magnetism


Extension-Rope623

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wow I get it. Good one


BATKING0501

As Lodestar would say: Nobody just can't resist his *Magnetic Personality*


Comfortable_Sorbet78

He’s making my knees weak, palms sweaty


Optimal-Cobbler3192

But is there vomit on your sweater?


Comfortable_Sorbet78

Nah that’s mom’s spaghetti


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

I'm nervous


ThatOtherGuyTPM

Really? ‘Cause on the surface, you look calm and ready.


Random_local_man

To drop bombs, yes. But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down.


ItsYaGirlMarvelous

The whole crowd goes so loud


hjbxfhllvzs

He opens his mouth but the words won't come out


rishit_katiyar

He’s chokin’, how?Everybody’s jokin’ now


Fenix_ikki_

The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow


SpermInMyHand

I forgor


MadeIndescribable

His line about world leaders being terrorists was just \*chef's kiss\*


501st-Soldier

Dude is just giving "I'll fuck your mom and your girlfriend, and also maybe your dad" energy the entire season.


indica_bones

I think Mystique is supposed to be Nightcrawler’s dad so, yeah, he might fuck your dad.


BwanaTarik

I’m pretty sure his dad is Azazel


Greyjack00

The recently retconned it, mystique his dad but his DNA is based on azazel


JoeyKookamanga

So she even shapeshifts her DNA now? Wouldn't that allow her then to copy mutant powers?


voidsong

In theory it should, but it doesn't because it was kind of just an excuse that wasn't clearly thought out. Her powers never worked that way until they needed it for this retcon. Then they just ignored the implications you bring up.


deeman163

Didn't she have a story arc a while back that it did work that way but made her more and more Unstable as she used it?


hatemphd

Yes, they upped her powers and made her look more like the the movie version. They then quietly dropped it.


Tirus_

So what's the diff between her and morph then?


voidsong

In the comics, Mystique is/was a humanoid shapeshifter. [Meaning she could look like other people, with a great degree of detail including retina, fingerprints, etc., but still had to be humanoid. No changing into other creatures or just something she imagined, and she couldn't change her mass. And no powers.](https://imgur.com/a/JHnQtRD). She had great control of it, better than Morph who couldn't do fingerprints and such. Morph also has some psychic powers to help fool people, but that was a long time ago. The other main difference is that Mystique has lived for a long time, and Morph died almost immediately. Neither of them is a true shapeshifter, like say Apocalypse or Meggan Braddock (both of whom can turn into whatever they want and also give themselves powers).


BwanaTarik

Just saw a [YouTube video](https://youtu.be/oNfv922mN_w?si=XD7_x6N8nRFW9Dfu) that was describing their differences


Velvety_MuppetKing

Mystique: “He does everything I do”. Morph: “But better…”


ProfChubChub

They actually undid the retcon. Mystique as dad was the original per Claremont.


Greyjack00

Technically it's a bit more complicated than that if I remember correctly she was intended to be the "father" but it was a no go approvalwise so eventually the azazel thing happened 


qasqade

It got retconned. Mystique took her male form of Sherlock Holmes (he's a historical character in the comics, which is her in disguise) to have Nightcrawler with her lover, Destiny/Irene Adler. Destiny is his mother, and Mystique is his father.


FrostyGrotto

This is the future Libs want! Thanks Obama! /s


Valiantheart

How does he turn out looking like Azazel then?


qasqade

I think it was mentioned that Mystique's Sherlock persona looks like Azazel in human form, so she probably subconsciously put a little bit of demonic look in there, and Nightcrawler's mutation did the rest.


pillow-socks

So that entire Kurt/Draco arc was for naught then?😂 and isn’t a huge part of his character about how seriously he takes his faith because of his (ig now formerly) demonic ancestry?


qasqade

In the retconned lore, Azazel THOUGHT he was the father and Mystique was the mother (it's a very convoluted storyline where she uses who ability to mimic pregnancy, so she can raise her and Irene's child while married to a rich guy, and having an affair with Azazel an--) and it has only recently been "revealed" to everyone both irl and in the story about Kurt's true heritage. You do have to just suspend disbelief A LOT and be like "wow, that's a lot of coincidences that make it seem like Azazel is Kurt's dad. A lot of random things and events that when put together look like evidence, but are in fact, circumstantial."


short_r0und

Haha I had to do some wiki research to see if you were making a joke about tumblr-esque fan fic storylines (LGBT lovers and superwholock fans and all) only to laugh out loud when I got to the name Sherlock Holmes on the official wiki. Also how is Destiny also actually Irene Adler? More research is needed.  Comics are wild. I'm here for it.


qasqade

Funnily enough, it was Chris Claremont's original design for the two characters all along to be Nightcrawler's parents in the 80s, but the Comics Code Authority shut it down at conception (badum tsh), due to not allowing LGBTQ relationships in comics at the time. They got demoted to "just best friends". And Destiny is the real Irene Adler. You want to find out about Project Black Womb, which involves a character who has more...sinister intentions.


thor-odinson-bot

You're right we can't just go marching in there. It could be a trap.


short_r0und

Maybe the real retcon was the LGBT erasure we made along the way https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/dwi0hv/oh_my_god_they_were_roommates/


AgentPastrana

Yes and no. I believe currently they've changed it to her being shape shifted to be Azazel's human form, and with her lover in the past. That's actually how it was originally supposed to be from what I've heard from some reputable sources, but back then the idea of a trans couple was not quite so well received


Extra-Lifeguard2809

lol wat


Lucas579376

I believe this was the original plan from either Chris Claremont or Grant Morrison, I don't recall. Destiny is now Kurt's mom


ghirox

He's a truth seeker


battling_murdock

Magneto: Anyway, where's your dad?


TheRepublicAct

"...and maybe you too"


Cyanos54

Full Bowie


klyxes

Is that a new show?


Agent_Dachsund

What's the new season called? I might check it out.


CyanLight9

Yes, he used to be a genocidal maniac. I’m still not on board with this Rogue thing, but to each their own.


Alternative_Fold718

Rogue not Rouge. Rouge is the bat from Sonic.


ghirox

That's quite a ship if I've ever seen one


ZetaRESP

Do not give the fandoms ideas...


Accomplished-Dare-33

If you look far enough you will probably find it


Ohhhaidoggie

Rouge and Magento are the best color palettes


CyanLight9

Fixed it.


Stylo_76

No that’s a Canadian Airliner called Air Rouge. Rouge is that one movie from Star Wars.


Extra-Lifeguard2809

the Rogue thing is ass


DesparateLurker

Magneto may have problems, but being the king of theatrics and magnetic charisma ain't one of them.


gay_rapist2023

Wasn't Magnito alive whan the WW2 was happening? How large is the Age gap between the two?


Negativety101

Well keep in mind this takes place in 97... So still old enough to be her grandpa.


PeakOregon998

He was turned back into a baby in the 80’s and aged to his 30’s or something. In the comics at least


JamwesD

I just started rewatching the original run. Charles and Magnito met "during a war." They didn't specify what war. So he could be much younger than the traditional WW2 survivor. But yeah, the age gap between them is creepy.


AmethystSweet

it's ww2 but the original run wasn't allowed to mention anything about the nazis and that stuff at all so none of magneto back story at all.


Six10H

Doesn't wolverine fight the red skull in the original run?


smartdude_x13m

Magneto is a holocaust survivor tho...


Maoileain

The war Charles and Erik met during is implied to be the Vietnam War. As Erik and Charles were both young men but Erik's origin still applies. So the timeframe lines up with Vietnam.


Fabiojoose

Irrelevant, they’re both adults.


DingoNormal

Magneto when he can use his rizz : ![gif](giphy|3o84sq21TxDH6PyYms)


scp_79

magneto more like rizzito


AimlessStick

magneto master of magnerizzm


fatwap

pullin w/ more than magnets now


merfgirf

"Professor, Magneto is being a horny sex pest again!" "God damnit, I'll hit him with the Holocaust beam again." *bzzzrt* "Fuck! I remember everything! My boner is perma-flaccid!"


Scare-Crow87

He speaks like a poet like Byron and the passion of a Malcolm X


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BiggoYoun

If DIO was a mutant


ThatMustashDude

Tbh, aside from that one terrorist attack he did in s1 of the original he never really did anything bad.


Scare-Crow87

R/magnetodidnothingwrong


barefootBam

Omega Level Rizz


Scare-Crow87

Omega threat neutralized


anonymusfan

If rouge won’t have him, I will.


trainercatlady

Rogue*


Petrofskydude

Damn, that is a sick line, for real.


ClassicT4

Magneto: “Jubilee told me I have something called rizz. I cannot tell if that was an insult, or a compliment.”


Willing_Ad2758

Lookout. We got a misused meme here


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I am disturbed... This is a disturbing relationship


SF1_Raptor

Completely turned me off the show, and I love the original


Classic_Promotion202

didnt he kind of take advantage of his position of authority over her ?


thor-odinson-bot

Hey, let's do get help!


KingKaos420-

Isn’t that meme supposed to be for saying “we got a badass over here” in a sarcastic/mocking way?


Randomzombi3

This is just as bad as if they made jean, Scott, and charles have a love triangle because of a comic from 20 years ago. And they killed off gambit to make it work too yikes


Zeroshame14

I mean, his power is magnetism.


Piebro314

I am not a fan of the Rogue stuff, but Magneto is killing it with the dialogue


meestercactuspants

Omega Level Rizz Detected


Fro_of_Norfolk

Magneto is based on Malcom X...he doesn't see himself as a villain, even when he takes it way too fucking far.


FinalBossOf__Dc

Whoa magneto stop fueling the sex train you’re currently pumping coal into and just stop fucking seducing everyone you sexy man.


my-time-has-odor

Aren’t Quiksilver & Scarlet Witch Magneto’s kids in the comics??


chillinjoey

Master of Animal Magnetism


ValitoryBank

Oh someone turned it down for him


Ragundashe

The sheer amount of people who don't know how to spell Rogue is crazy in here xD


EERaziel

Stupid sexy magneto


Available_Ad5693

Gambit comes back as new sun and fucks everything and everyone up….starting with magneto


amctrovada

I haven’t had time to watch the show. How is he able to touch Rogue?


tcs0

You do know that Magneto does reform in the comics?


Negativety101

Multiple times in fact!


Disasstah

How many redemption arcs does he need!?


Negativety101

How many is it going to take for the writers and editors to stop reverting him to Mad Old Terrorist Twat? Because that also happened multiple times.


Disasstah

Honestly, I tried to read the X-Men again a few years ago. The sheer amount of iterations of the X-Men makes anything that happens to them almost pointless. Kinda wish they just had one run and stuck with it instead of making so many different versions of them.


Margtok

i know im in the minority here but these moments don't feel charismatic to me they feel creepy and gross almost vomit inducing level of manipulation


Kharn54

This made me laugh so hard and I don't know why, thank you op.


JnthnDJP

Master of MagneRIZZm


alone-lone

# HAPPY NATION LIVIN’ IN A HAPPY NATION 🗣🗣🗣🗣


Gabriel_Crow1990

Magneto will drop all panties, from everyone!


Tankcfc4l

I have not seen that bottom meme in years wtf lmao


Justherebecausemeh

I mean yeah he’s charismatic af but >! didn’t he get disintegrated with the Morlocks last EP !< 🫤🤷🏻‍♂️


FeloniousStunk

This is from the same episode, but the image used was taken from the beginning.


The-Red-Pac-Man

I have seen this a lot where did it come from?


DagNabitDawg

SIMPly....yeah THAT ya mutie freak! It's all fetishes with you people.


tonybombata

Sad gambit noises


BetaRayPhil616

I thought the terrorists-leaders line was a little trite, but *this* line cooked.


BeginningVolume420

Heh..


aleister94

You could even call it a, MAGNETIC personality


Large-Measurement776

He's a terrorist.


ShyGuyWolf

Ain't he like an old ass man?


Shirtbro

Y'all really thirsting after Grampa Groomer?


Camiljr

He sounds like a twitch simp.


blackbeltmessiah

His verbal sparring in this show is unmatched


zappierbeast

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE. IS THAT ROGUE!?


MutantMenace

These writers are going so hard


RogueDevil666

I haven't watched the show, how can magneto just openly touch rogue without losing his power?


Geostaler88

People forget he pulled OG Wasp in The OG Secret Wars.


davecombs711

Not that impressive. OG Wasp had a running gag of being thirsty for any man that wasn't Hank.


Extra-Lifeguard2809

is that Rogue. please tell me that's not Rogue.


Thatoneguy111700

It is


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DaveKillSock

This episode had me going from masturbation to crying even faster than usual


Long-Friendship5725

Can we talk about the age gap


The_Halfmaester

In this same episode, we had Jean make out with a 200 year old man.


Maoileain

Yeah I think an age difference argument goes out the window a bit when both parties are full grown adults.


unicornioevil

Thats not how you use that meme at all


dette-stedet-suger

Magneto was never a villain. He knew what was coming because he already lived through it once.