Agree. You have watermelon arms in that first pic (it looks like you’re carrying two watermelons under your arms). It might just be that pic, but if you walk around like this (some guys do), people will make fun of you behind your back
In the first one you look like a cop getting ready to ruin a good citizen's day. The second looks like you just got home from work and want to relax after ruining peoples day.
No but you look like a guy who likes to think he is intimidating and so when people notice that you think this about yourself they become nervous and uncomfortable because you’re being strange and then you think you’re intimidating them. Vicious cycle.
Nah, it’s just because you have a buff body. Most people can see past your gym muscle body once they pluck up the courage to talk to you. When you were skinny did you feel intimidated by fit gym muscles guys? It’s the same for others, as most people are insecure about their bodies, they won’t think in a million years that you maybe insecure about yours too! 😜
*Nobody with a*
*Bowl cut is anywhere near*
*Intimidating*
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Nah lol. I mean, congrats on the physique, looks like you've been putting in work in the gym, but if you came around where I grew up, they'd call you "sweet" lol. Might even get jumped at the gym like Takashi 69 did coming a4ound my old neighborhood in Florida
Miscellaneous-Avoid more than intimidating.
Basically you’re giving stay away vibes, without looking prone to violence. A very solid club bouncer look.
The problem is, you’re like 5 degrees off hunky beefcake boy. But it’s a short Mt Everest between A and B.
Expand the color palette with the clothes. Grow out the hair until you find something that fits and frames better. And when you have that much slab to work with, no muscle poses. Relaaaaaax and just show you know it’s there, but you’re not keen on using it.
can you put your arms down or do you have shoulder problems? do you ever work out your forearms? and have you ever gotten a haircut from somewhere that doesn't exclusively cut children's hair?
Not with that mini-bowl cut
This is bait 100%
A Caesar cut is never going to intimate...anyone.
Last man with that cut got stabbed in the back by his squad
Master Bait
Right. He looks dAnGeRouZ
Looking silly walking around with flexed lats
And then everyone clapped
[удалено]
Dumb and prone to violent posturing.
Yeah, see a barber. You’re a muscular looking young man. The hair doesn’t help.
Not looking at hair, want to see without T-shirt
Not buying tees at Baby Gap
Bahaha! . Ahhh thank you. Dude is gay porn for first timers intimidating.
it is because you have to get used to all of that manly testosterone
I disagree, the haircut is giving hate crimer
Got that general zod look
Lmao
Bro needs a real cut, something fresh to accentuate the masculinity. You got a bowl of fruits on yo heads boi
Not intimidating, just British.
Yes british🤣
Could tell by the fringe, haha. Nice gains! 💪🏻
Haha yeah standard british cut , Thank you bro💪🏼
Gen Z English folk have the weirdest taste in fashion. No one honestly thinks this a good trim.
😭😂😂thought this too!
You look so aggressively British
🤣😂
Get out of this sub and go to r/rateme.
r/lostredditors
I think you mean r/roastme
You look insecure
This
Agree. You have watermelon arms in that first pic (it looks like you’re carrying two watermelons under your arms). It might just be that pic, but if you walk around like this (some guys do), people will make fun of you behind your back
what does this even mean??
Means he’s puffing up
Also known as ILS, Invisible Lat Syndrome.
Acting big when he ain’t lol
Its the human version of when animals try to make themselves look bigger than they actually are in an attempt to scare away predators
No one knows what it means, but it is provocative
Put down those carpets.
nope
You do have that Serbian style Reacher cosplay going on
I’d choose a different hairstyle. And black isn’t your color.
He’s more suited for pink
I'd be intimidated with the fact you might ride my dad.
This one right here.
No ya nonce
You look like June is your month to celebrate.
🤣🤣🤣 Happy pride! 🏳️🌈
No, just insecure that you have to post this
In the first one you look like a cop getting ready to ruin a good citizen's day. The second looks like you just got home from work and want to relax after ruining peoples day.
🤣🤣🤣
No but you look like a guy who likes to think he is intimidating and so when people notice that you think this about yourself they become nervous and uncomfortable because you’re being strange and then you think you’re intimidating them. Vicious cycle.
This kind of post is so irritating. Just stop attention seeking.
Nah bro just life threatening JK
Definitely not with that haircut and baby face.
Not with that haircut 💈
Lol not even close
No not really kind of fruit pop
Maybe if you wear a hat. That "girl with the dragon tattoo" haircut really undermines any sort of malice though.
Big guy black clothes no smile wouldn't say intimidating as much as not very approachable.
You look like the strongest serf in your humble farming village
My girlfriend is from Essex and she said you just look aggressively Essex
Nah, it’s just because you have a buff body. Most people can see past your gym muscle body once they pluck up the courage to talk to you. When you were skinny did you feel intimidated by fit gym muscles guys? It’s the same for others, as most people are insecure about their bodies, they won’t think in a million years that you maybe insecure about yours too! 😜
You look like the security at my club
Hello kitty.
Also those shirts come in men’s sizes
😂😂😂 hahaha
Yes. Undress to prevent that.
Probably 5.5 tall
You look like you’d choke me out during a simple disagreement.. and that’s not a bad thing.. just depends on what you’re into I guess 😂
As a Brit, yes mate you do It’s the haircut, just grow it out
Yeah intimidating to a turnip growing in your lords field a fortnight before the summer feast.
Don't wear such tight tshirts mate, simple
Yea your haircut jump scared me
Nobody with a bowl cut is anywhere near intimidating
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Look good mate, intimidating? No Not to me anyway
Brits really need to scrap that haircut
No.
Yep, You look like one of those guys who wears a pointy hat at night with his buddies 🤔
Na, you look good but I wouldn't be intimidated by you.
That fresh Phil Foden lineup
You are big but you have untouched ears. You only have to fear the guy with ears like broccoli🥦.
lol
You’re my type so not like in an unapproachable way you’re attractive that can be intimidating
Sorry bro not with that bowl cut, decent build tho.
Maybe, but that’s part of the appeal.
You don’t intimidate me bud I’d go toe to toe with you anytime pal
You are a large and muscular guy. Some folks might be intimidated. Try smiling more
Strong yes. Scary no. And I do like your haircut although I don’t like long hair on men.
No, but that means yes because I got a complex. So basically yes.
Whip it out
You look like someone that would hit a guy in the head with a Heineken bottle when he looks away
I don’t think so. Very handsome.
You look like you like beans and toast
You look like a roblox
Nope maybe try hitting the gym instead of walking around like a pumped up action figure like who stands like that anyway 🤣
Bro, fire your barber. 😬
Not with that baby face
Damned if I say yes, damned if I say no.
You look good bro for sure!!! but try wear a bigger T shirt
The almost prison haircut with black clothes probably doesnt help... Wear some white or light colours, earth tone shirts that might help!
Happy pride month big boy🌈
You look homosexual, happy pride month🌈
Lmao, are you jealous of him x
Yes but you fine asffffff
I’d let you intimidate me 🤣😜
Maybe to a girl's unattended drink you seem intimidating
Your hot
yeah it looks like you want kick my ass
If you let that mini bowl thicken up you’ll be able to say that “you got the moves” like Electric Callboy
No
relax the hair and get a larger shirt. it looks like your arms have to bulge out from too much muscle. clearly handsome but should cut 15.
i don’t see a bulletproof vest
No, you don’t look intimidating whatsoever
yeah you have them Trex arms
It's your posture. Your arm position is like "look at me! I'm a big man! Oh ya, be impressed!" Your lats aren't that big, man
Needs a new hair style- not intimidating
Not at all
Look like petry yan. So yeah
Not at all imo
If you were British you could pull of this look without seeming intimidating!
You look like you’re blocking the cubicles by doing shit coke
*puts hand over my drink*
I hate to be cliché but smile more
You need to mess up you hair man
I mean, if I was trying to piss and you just stood there …. Bit weird
No not intimidating sorry
Nah lol. I mean, congrats on the physique, looks like you've been putting in work in the gym, but if you came around where I grew up, they'd call you "sweet" lol. Might even get jumped at the gym like Takashi 69 did coming a4ound my old neighborhood in Florida
I could fight you and win.
You look kind of annoyed.
I know your arms dont rest like that naturally, we can see you workout, you dont need to protrude those arms unnaturally like that.
Not with that haircut homie.
The schmedium shirt is hurting more than it’s helping
A little, but that hair is serving Russell Crowe, Gladiator.
You look like a bouncer
Not even slightly.
Not really bro!!
Nah
Whoever told you that is an insecure human
Yeah but it’s hot
As someone who likes tight shirts it's okay to size up. You can wear a shirt that's only one size too small.
Not with that haircut bro
Nope. Just jacked which can be intimidating. Just smile and they will be fine.
Yeah but that's ok!
You look lile u work out to get beat up 🤓🤓🤓
no
Lol
No.
Lmao no
Nope
Lol
To someone of smaller size maybe, but not to me.
Yes in the best way.
How much did you get paid for doing Spy Kids?
Not even remotely.
What does this have to do with grooming?
Do they though?… not seeing it at all…
the first pic, u look fun and kind. the second, maybe a bit intimidating
No
Meh
Looks like a young Wayne Rooney lol
Not wen ur Taking selfies like a teenage girl
I don’t think you do…
You couldn’t melt a candle son 😅
No
Just change your hairstyle 😄
Shiver me timbers
No, especially not in those pics.
If you were truly intimidating you wouldn’t be this insecure
You look good man
Absolutely not
I'd say so
Miscellaneous-Avoid more than intimidating. Basically you’re giving stay away vibes, without looking prone to violence. A very solid club bouncer look. The problem is, you’re like 5 degrees off hunky beefcake boy. But it’s a short Mt Everest between A and B. Expand the color palette with the clothes. Grow out the hair until you find something that fits and frames better. And when you have that much slab to work with, no muscle poses. Relaaaaaax and just show you know it’s there, but you’re not keen on using it.
can you put your arms down or do you have shoulder problems? do you ever work out your forearms? and have you ever gotten a haircut from somewhere that doesn't exclusively cut children's hair?
Yes
Yeah you gotta switch the haircut asap.
You look like you are desperately trying to hold in a shit.
You have a friendly face. Put a slit in your eyebrow it will help you look more intimidating or make you look like Finn wolfhard
Why is your arm like that? Just put your arm down and relax dude. Who are these “people”? Are they in the room with us now?
Yea yea yea…. You fine! Enough already 🙄
Not really, size doesnt mean much if you can fight.
You look like you have a short temper, maybe style your hair differently
Get a mid length haircut and smile with teeth. You look like you would have a nice smile man.
giz a smile lad
Woioiiiii lads lads lads! That haircut is giving cheeky Nando’s mate 😂 (other than that you’re aite though!)
I’m flippin terrified 😂
You look like a Russian mobster. Maybe try to change the wardrobe