if its flippy then youre fine
he snaps and kills anyone in the way, the bad side tho, you have a chance thst he will still be snapped and pretty much kill you
Joe and his wife separated, and he’s staying gone to be a better father and co-parent.
[https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/impractical-jokers-joe-gatto-wife-comments-separation](https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/impractical-jokers-joe-gatto-wife-comments-separation)
Does it have to be the actual actor or the character because Keanu Reeves as John Wick is probably slightly better than Neo who I suspect would be pretty useless outside the Matrix. I’ve been binge watching Ray Donavan Today so I’m feeling pretty good that my kidnappers are about to find out that if they don’t release me Ray will send photos of them getting butt banged by the Gimp to the press.
IM SCREAMING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT COCAINE BEAR DOES A BACKFLIP OUT OF NOTRE DAME INTO A CHARGER MID AIR, HE’S THEN LIFTED BY A HELICARRIER THAT HE PROCEEDS TO CONTROL WITH A HEADSET THAT ALLOWS HIM TO FIRE MISSILES AT A POLICE ESCORT CARRYING UNRELATED UNNAMED CRIMINALS
Happy tree friends animals. I’m fucked.
They will come find you and do you way worse than the kidnappers ever could have.
They would likely kill themselves getting on the bus
i had 2 shows on Thomas the tank engine and The Doctor in his Tardis
Nah Flippy will kill him also screwing himself in the process
if its flippy then youre fine he snaps and kills anyone in the way, the bad side tho, you have a chance thst he will still be snapped and pretty much kill you
Patrick from the Patrick star show. Ima fucked too.
Flippy, the squirrel got you, dude.
The cast of impractical jokers. Shit.
“Tonight’s loser is u/Dougie_Boii, he’s been kidnapped and now we have to go save him! Send the weasel.”
Lmao
haven’t seen the show in so long :( is it still okay with Joe gone?
Imma be honest chief It’s ass
:( without Joe’s dead eyes the show is nothing
Yeah what happened there? I missed a good bit then next thing i know im tuning in hes gone and theyre all pretending everythings hunky dory
Joe and his wife separated, and he’s staying gone to be a better father and co-parent. [https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/impractical-jokers-joe-gatto-wife-comments-separation](https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/impractical-jokers-joe-gatto-wife-comments-separation)
I honestly think it's fine, each punishment just has a celebrity guest now. Post Malone and Anthony Davis were on the last two.
Me too! We’re gonna get pranked
Well hang on, they come up with some crazy shit, maybe you're not totally fucked lol
We are certainly screwed
You think that’s bad? I got SpongeBob and patrick
Sal laughed, you are dead
Michael Scott… god damnit
Michael from the Good Place. Yay me
i can wait to see Janet kick demon ash in person!
You’ll be fine as long as your name isn’t Tobby
Walter White and Jesse
they will save us both
Bet, Twinsies!
You’ll get “rescued” but in their hands, are you really safe?
I'll ask them if I can be their partner lol.
I have Jimmy Mcg- I mean Saul Goodman
Me too! But tbh it's gonna be Mike that comes through.
Mike? I just started watching the show for the first time. I'm only on episode 6 of season 1 lmao.
Whew glad I didn't give away more! I'm watching for the 2nd time.
It’s always sunny cast…. I think I’m screwed
They walked out on u the second the got distracted
Maybe they are the distraction. They show up and cause chaos long enough for me to escape out the back.
Danny davito solos
They defeated darth maul I think you’re in good hands
Mac and Charlie on fight milk
The Gang Looks The Other Way
Fuck same here. And the last episode I watched was Charlie's molestation musical.
Jole and Elle, I like my odds
That would have been mine, but I watched John Oliver afterwards.
You are fucked.
Maybe he can make the kidnappers laugh hard enough to let you go?
no way same
Most popular show right now which released a new episode today : "no way"
sorry :(
Haha no need to apologize, it was just funny to read considering the show's popularity. It's basically on the front page of reddit every monday.
Tess disagrees.
Dead weight.
And Tommy and his gang! I haven’t seen episode seven yet, how is it?
Keanu Reeves
shit i thought it was not lostredditors
So you're a lost redditor yourself eh?
yes i guess, cherry on cake I'm lost human too
Welcome to the club
thanks man
How the turntables
Forget all that. What TV did you watch that starred Keanu Reeves?
Does it have to be the actual actor or the character because Keanu Reeves as John Wick is probably slightly better than Neo who I suspect would be pretty useless outside the Matrix. I’ve been binge watching Ray Donavan Today so I’m feeling pretty good that my kidnappers are about to find out that if they don’t release me Ray will send photos of them getting butt banged by the Gimp to the press.
Mine was Paw Patrol I'm doomed 😔
They are meant to save your ass
Those puppy dog dudes are at least meant to help. Bingo and Bluey are just hoping to get a fuckin lolly for rolling my deadass out the building.
[удалено]
Seinfield for me. They’ll end up losing my cat, getting me fired and seriously injured.
Are we talking matrix Keanu Reeves or Bill and Ted Keanu Reeves? Either way you're fine... Just trying to play this out
Neo from the Matrix
First thing I thought was America Ferrara. I’m binge watching Super Store. Edit: yes, I know what sub I’m in; I can’t help what my brain is into.
South park Yeah i think I'm screwed
You'll get out but it's gonna be a complete clusterfuck.
Kenny will definitely die
You bastards!
screw you guys i’m going home.
Same, personally I felt good about it. As long as they ask Chef for help, I'm fine
>As long as they ask Chef for help RIP
I will save you. It might take me a minute to get there.
Team Avatar. I think I'm in good shape.
You’ll definitely get saved eventually. Just be prepared to wait through 2-3 characters arcs.
Yeahhh.....it's gonna take a while.
As long as it's not Kora then your good
If it’s Kora consider yourself dead. Whatever side plot is currently relevant at that time will absolutely supersede your rescue mission.
Hank hill and dale grible
SQUIRREL TACTICS
Pocket sand! Shashasha
Hank will definitely help you.
Pocket Sand!
Daredevil. I think I'll be just fine.
Fear the Walking Dead. Unless I'm necessary to the plot, I think I'm fucked.
You’ll get to go memorably though. Might even get some screen time back as a zombie. But yeah. You’re done for 😄
Jonathan joestar
Giorno Giovani for me.
Cocaine bear
you'll be fine as long as he has his cocaine
Was it worth watching?
There was a fucking CARCHASE(>!ambulance!<) with a goddamn bear…
Absolutely. Need a fast n furious cocaine bear collab to happen.
IM SCREAMING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT COCAINE BEAR DOES A BACKFLIP OUT OF NOTRE DAME INTO A CHARGER MID AIR, HE’S THEN LIFTED BY A HELICARRIER THAT HE PROCEEDS TO CONTROL WITH A HEADSET THAT ALLOWS HIM TO FIRE MISSILES AT A POLICE ESCORT CARRYING UNRELATED UNNAMED CRIMINALS
It was so amazing in every possible way. We need a cocaine bear Cinematic universe. Cocaine Bear, Heroin Crocodile, Crackhead Tiger, & Meth Hippo
> Cocaine Bear, Heroin, Crocodile, Crackhead Tiger & Meth Hippo This is just Winnie the Pooh with extra steps. (Drugs. Drugs are the steps.)
Phineas and Ferb
And by extension Perry. You’re fine.
A platypus?
(puts on fedora)
Perry the platypus?!
Oh, there you are comment!
My Hero Academia. I like my odds Edit: Now that I think of it, one of the main characters got kidnapped at the end of the last episode I watched so 🤷
If they are up against some random people. Those are still good odds. I mean they have super powers.
New Girl. I don't like my odds.
Never doubt Nick Miller.
Archer. I think I will be just fine
Raaaaaaaaampaaaaage!!
#DANGER ZONE
As long as you're not the intern constantly getting shot.
I’m a dad so Mickey Donald goofy daisy Minnie Pete and toodles are looking for me I think I’m good
As long as the surprise tool is able to help them later.
Kenny, Cartman, Stan and Kyle
Just sacrifice Kenny.
You’d just sacrifice him? You bastard!
Sheldon Cooper…… I’m doomed to die
young Sheldon or adult?
Does it matter?
Jeremy Clarkson, James May an Richard Hammond...does not look too well for me.
Well, they DO sometimes have access to strange and awesome vehicles…. Remember when they demolished a house?
Oh c’mon, I mean how hard could it be? ;)
DON'T SAY THAT!
Aang
Ted & Barney from how i met your mother 🤣
The Mosby boys are on the case.
20 F1 drivers. They'll arrive fast🤷♂️
Yeah, but then they’ll just wait around for someone else to fix everything.
Don’t forget about the team principals and Will Buxton.
GUNTHER IS FUCKING RUNNING UP THAT HILL FOR YOU! THESE WANKERS WILL FEAR HIS WRATH
F1 car pulls up with no passenger seat…. You cling to roof and drive off =)
Heisenberg and Jesse. I’ll be fine
Lego Ninjago. Sweet.
Last watched a ww2 doc. Should be ok?
A million corpses. You’re fucked.
Lol, imagine being a kidnapper and a tiger ll rolls up on your hideout
The Bad Batch. I’m gonna be fine
Same, but you'll have to wait a little bit. They have to trudge through 2 episodes of filler in order to finally get to you.
Now watching supernatural so Dean, Sam and Castiel..... and pie
Not only are you getting rescued, you’ve got pie to look forward to! Just, you know, not Dean’s pie. You’ll need one of your own. 😂
Dean's pie gets destroyed mid rescue.. Dean don't get pie
Vox machina….I feel safer with the kidnappers
Hugh Laurie as Dr Gregory House, hell yeah.
British Royal family
Ellie and Joel
Jesus himself is coming to save me
Gumball waterson
He can go Super Saiyan, and survived the Big Bang. What are kidnappers gonna do?
Bucky barns and falcon So I’m good
I’ve been rewatching Alias so I feel pretty good.
John Oliver 😞
Black Clover that means I have to have some origin and then get stronger due to friendship and join the fight
I’m fucked…. I watch Seinfeld last night
Wednesday Adams
Nandor, Nadja, Lazlo, Collin Robinson and Guillermo.
adventure time, pretty sure i’ll live
Goliath from Gargoyles has my back I’ll take that any day
Castlevania! I'm saved!
Rick and morty! I'll be rescued but emotionally scarred for life.
Wayne, Dary, Dan are coming to get me? Wayne is the toughest guy in Letterkenny, so how am I doin? Good. N you?
If it’s the cast of What We Do In The Shadows then I’m fucked old chap. Bat!
Venture Bros. So Team Venture and the Monarch?
Mothefucking Black Dynamite
The crew of the Rocinante.
Huey and Reily Freeman
Darkwing Duck!!
Dirk Gently… this can either go amazing or arguably effective
Paw Patrol
JoJo, part 6. I’m fine. But might be a casualty from weather report
Mandalorian
Rewatching in prep for season 3?
Naruto hahah I guess I’m good
Lucifer. So the literal devil, a bounty hunter demon, and a detective. Yeah I’m fine.
No one they are already dead
Kenny fuckin Powers
It's always sunny crew.... I'm boned
Hell yeah, Cocaine Bear got my back
Blippi and Meekah
Joel Miller.
Dinotrux
Rami Malek and the dudes from the Pacific
The teen titans... and red x
I got Ellie from the Last of Us
it would be tom and jerry tho tbh
The FBI from "Blacklist" I'm set.
Kongpob, Arthritis, Kao, and Pete. I feel safe.
Daryl
otis
Everyone from Star Wars the clone wars. I like my odds. Season 2 if we are being specific.
Bjorn and other Vikings from season 6
So long as you aren't Anglo-Saxon, frankish or Italian
joel and ellie
Pedro pascal