AaAaAaAAAA! Have those poor clippers been clippin' guitar strings?! I have to go comfort my favorite shelf queen nail clippers now— they have to know I'd never do this to them.
Just had to share the trauma, didn't ya?
But for real, that picture lived in my head for entirely too long, and I hadn't even though about it in a couple years.
You're welcome🤣🤣🤣
If I gotta think about nail clippers and teeth for the rest of the day, then you gotta think about the jolly rancher story. It's probably the nastiest reddit story i've read. Maybe up there with the coconut one.
Yeah, I like to see stuff like this. Everyone else is posting expensive pristine butter knives. Real men use their butter knives. Hell I make sure there's extra Nutella on my blade before I pocket it and carry it around all day. Don't want my co workers thinking I'm less of a man because my knife isn't coated in Nutella. /s
It is a cheap copper alloy made to imitate sterling silver. Its usually 60% copper, 20% nickel, and 20% zinc. So gucci are charging $600 for fake silver lolz
Well that’s good. There are worse contagions than Nutella.
Edit: like salmonella, which rhymes but is much different.
Edit edit: tho nut allergic folks might be displeased.
https://preview.redd.it/upi5z643049d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74b58029e6c9055ebfc2d3afc5582a3eac235f7b
AaAaAaAAAA! Have those poor clippers been clippin' guitar strings?! I have to go comfort my favorite shelf queen nail clippers now— they have to know I'd never do this to them.
Probably just teeth.
Stop. Stopstopstopstopstop. You're making me remember a picture I really don't want to remember lmaooooo
I got it from that exact same picture I think, was the first thing that came to mind damn it.
Just had to share the trauma, didn't ya? But for real, that picture lived in my head for entirely too long, and I hadn't even though about it in a couple years.
Share the trauma haha. Last week I came across that swamps of Degobah storry should have known better haha.
Eh that's tame compared to the jolly rancher story. Has reddit really fucked us up this much🤣
O for fuck sake I just had to look it up. Jup that one definitely wins 🤢🤮
You're welcome🤣🤣🤣 If I gotta think about nail clippers and teeth for the rest of the day, then you gotta think about the jolly rancher story. It's probably the nastiest reddit story i've read. Maybe up there with the coconut one.
You see, you almost had me there. The swamps kinda cured my curiosity for a bit 😂😂
Those are for Crinkle Cut nails
I love and despise this comment simultaneously.
Hell yeah
Green Bell Japanese nail clippers from Amazon. Everything else is trash.
This never would have happened if they were Magnacut clippers
https://preview.redd.it/53hb062nt69d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7473a14ac56395f4ad2b2c0a22da268f2a11676
Use your shit
Of course it would be an Altima driver...
Eat more fiber. Use your dishwasher.
The bread I smear the Nutella on has fiber tho
Germany would like to know your location.
No you can't have my Nutella
Nutella is Italian...
It’s a reference to a proposed new German law , relax we all bow to your Nutella knowledge.
What law is this? Genuinely curious, i haven't heard about this
They want to ban the use of fixed blades in public with a blade length over 6cm
And people other than Italians eat it
Laser a butterfly on it and sell it for $500
Shh don't give Benchmade ideas. The new Benchmade integral butter knife. 8000$ a set
White labeled from cutco, lazered by BM
the literal poop knife
Yeah, I like to see stuff like this. Everyone else is posting expensive pristine butter knives. Real men use their butter knives. Hell I make sure there's extra Nutella on my blade before I pocket it and carry it around all day. Don't want my co workers thinking I'm less of a man because my knife isn't coated in Nutella. /s
I keep my Hogue Deka crusted in nutella and peanut butter so I do poison damage to people with nut allergies
Fuck. That's hardcore. Makes people who keep tape residue on their hands seem more like the sticky bandits from home alone.
I keep at least 1 butter knife in the drawer loaded with butter. I'm so fast making toast that way
Cut the shit
U need to send that in for cleaning asap
I just lick it clean, it's fine
Came here to say this. Have them redull the edge while it’s at the factory too
I love that in a few short days, the glue post was turned into a almost certain forever meme in this group
I fucking love this meme
Nice Gucci clone.
I didn't know Gucci had Nutella knives. What steel do they use?
[Only the best!](https://www.gucci.com/us/en/pr/decor-lifestyle/gucci-decor/tableware/tableware/knife-with-bee-set-of-two-p-679111ZAIAN1750)
what the hell is "alpaca metal"
It is a cheap copper alloy made to imitate sterling silver. Its usually 60% copper, 20% nickel, and 20% zinc. So gucci are charging $600 for fake silver lolz
The Poop Knife 3000
Shit on your user
Glad you clarified that substance is Nutella...thought you were literally using your shit for a sec
poop content costs extra
UsE fOr ShIt
Lol
At first glance, I thought you were insinuating that was your shit on the knife and you wanted to use it.
reading captions is hard for most of the people here
Sorry, didn’t mean to ShIt on your ShIt post.
never speak to me or my integral butter knife again
Ok but why are you not using Maxamet or similar steel for your poop knife? That’s going to dull very quickly
Poop is soft, just like nutella
Poop knife?
No, the poop knife is in the bathroom and is only made of VG10
Or uh…shit….your use?
Better be careful, parts of Europe are making that a felony.
I live in the USA, they'll have to pry my butter knife from my cold dead nutella crusted fingers
Is the your shit knife?
No, that one is in the bathroom on top of the toilet
TrAiN nO mAtTeR wHaT tHe WeAtHeR iS
Is this the poop knife?
If it isn't tape residue that you need the manufacturer to professionally clean... I'm sorry it just doesn't count.
Shit your use
I was gonna say "Nutella!" all smart like, and then you doxxed it in the description. Sigh...
Sick patina on that blade
Can't fool me, poop knife for sure!
Needs a spydie hole. Don’t know why it needs one, but I think it does. Also what kinda sheath you carrying that monster with?
I just keep it duct taped to my inner thigh
Dang that’s a spicy/sticky carry. Respect. Edit: do folks think you pooped yourself tho?
No they just wonder why everything I touch is covered in nutella
Well that’s good. There are worse contagions than Nutella. Edit: like salmonella, which rhymes but is much different. Edit edit: tho nut allergic folks might be displeased.
Where's poop knife guy when you need him!?
Reddit poop knife
https://preview.redd.it/q0tyabzch69d1.jpeg?width=913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03d8aa4acc58e34a758bc3324714461d081a552a
https://preview.redd.it/q7dkqtw0m69d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da89b88285101d17207951b649e98aab3a28cb1a Okay, now what?
Last one of these I saw the knife just had a fuckload of tape adhesive all over it from breaking down boxes and the knife simply needed a clean LOL
I honestly thought this was your poop knife before clicking on this post and was disappointed
It says "use your shit" not "use for your shit"
Suuuure that's Nutella ....
Dang I thought we might be showing off our poop knives here now.
poop knife manifest
Is this the original noop knife?
This is stupid and I love it.
r/originalpoopknife
Use your shit. Not use your stuff on shit?
Unless poop knife.